Torunn Interview

By Hannah Rosenberg

Volume 45, Issue 10B

The Butter Spill that Caused a Jam
By Maddie Vanech
WAIT! BEFORE YOU DISMISS THIS
ARTICLE BECAUSE OF THE TERRIBLY PUNNY
TITLE! This actually happened! Bear with me here!
On August 1, 2014 at about 3:30 a.m., a truck
driver, driving on Interstate 465 in Indianapolis, allegedly
fell asleep at the wheel, hit a barrier and crashed. But
what does this have to do with the butter? Well The
truck driver was transporting 45,000 pounds of butter,
margarine, and whipped cream and when he crashed the
entire contents of the truck littered the highway with a
thick, greasy, coating. As delicious as this may sound to
some (to me) it is difficult to clean up! The Police are
using a sand truck and a front-end loader to absorb and
scoop up the sticky coat on the road into trash bins.
Luckily neither the truck driver, nor the one passenger
were injured.
Source: abcnews.go.com
(OK WAIT A SECOND. There was a passenger?
Why didnt this passenger wake up the driver when he
fell asleep? What was the passenger doing? I bet the
passenger was eating the butter! All this could have been
avoided if the passenger didnt eat the butter!!)

Hi guys! Today I went on an interview with

Torunn, Aletas daughter. If you dont know Aleta,
youre missing out. Aleta is the mother of all
CRCAP textiles, and also the mother of Torunn.
Here is what I got out of our interview. Torunn
was under the table in the costumes room, chalkpainting* on the floor with Wensley. Torunn has a
head full of the prettiest blonde curls I have ever
seen.
Q. What is your favorite food?
Answer:
Feet. (giggles)
She was mostly likely joking, but if her favorite
food really is feet, Im not going to judge.
I also found out that she likes chalk-painting, and
enjoys cupcakes and frosting. Torunn also said
that she likes sandwiches.
Q. What is your favorite color?
Answer:
Pink.
Her favorite nail polish color is also pink.
I cannot believe Torunn can sew! I mean, I can
believe it, because I saw her do it in Costumes,
but its amazing! I didnt know how to sew until a
couple of days ago! Torunn says she likes it.
Q. Why do you like the Costumes room?
Answer:
Because I get to draw on the floor.

Here is some more information about Torunn that I felt I needed to say. Torunn likes mud, winter, dancing and enjoys
getting messy. She said Just get messy. Her favorite ice cream flavor is blue, which, her dad told me, means cotton
candy. Mostly though, she likes anything cold. She LOVES Popsicles. Torunn doesnt have a favorite book, and said
that she likes evil witches. Torunn also told me doesnt like to build snowmen and doesnt like to sing. When her hands
got dirty during chalk-painting, she washed them in the water they were using to dip the chalk in and said it was icky.
When they went to get more water, she told me she was going to be right back. OKAY, TOO MUCH CUTENESS! I
THINK I MIGHT EXPLODE FROM ALL OF IT.
Okay, after interviewing Torunn and hanging out with her in Costumes, I have decided she is the most adorable little
fashion designer at CRCAP, and possibly the world. I saw her today pin a single piece of fabric to a mannequin before
leaving with her babysitter.
Okay, so after this interview I have come to two conclusions:
1. Torunn is the cutest and possibly the smartest fashionista in the world,
And two,
2. I am absolutely taking more textiles classes next summer. DEFINITELY.
Actually, three conclusions!
3. Im coming for BOTH sessions next summer.
* Chalk-painting is taking chalk, dipping it in water, and then painting with the piece of chalk.

Dont ask us, yay more questions from yall!

By Dont ask us
You guys sent us a ton of questions! You
sent us all so many questions that we decided to
answer 5 every day instead of 4!!! Yay!!! We also
noticed that some of you have been using the new
box in the third art room! Good job guys! But
ONE OF YOU STOLE OUR PEN!! YOU HAVE
TWO DAYS TO GIVE IT BACK OR WE WILL
TRACK YOU DOWN! Anyways, here are some
questions!
Dear Dont Ask us,
If you and Aaron couldnt be in charge, who would
you want to be in charge?-from anonymous
We would want Walker to be in control, as he is
easy to control and/or corrupt! (no offense Walker)
WHAT ARE YOU???-!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear !!!!!!!!!!!!, We are immortal magical wizard
demigod dauntless tributes who are secretly ruling
the entirety of your earth.
(another question in latin that we translated)
Apple girl is said, life is too short to spend joy
-apple girl
Sorry Apple Girl, we accidently translated your
name wrong. This time we have it right. I Hope.
Yes, life is too short to spend joy. If you need
advice on that, ask us more clearly please. Thank
you.
How do you make friends?-friendless
Dear friendless, were really sorry that youre
friendless. We think you should start by introducing
yourself to other people. Start with Hi Im (your
name), Whats your name? They will tell you
their name, and you should keep asking them
different questions to let them know that you are
interested in them. Also, if you see someone who
is alone, you should let those people especially
sit with you and talk to you. If you cant find any
friends, meet us at the picnic tables at lunch on the
day after this is published, and we will hang out
with you. We hope its published soon *cough*
Walker *cough cough*
Whats your favorite class?-Stalker and Twitter
Guy
*sighs* No. Go away. STAHP. STAHP STALKING
US. ARE YOU ONE PERSON? PLZ!!

CLAY
By Walker Adams
IT AWESOME .
YOU SHOULD OF JOINED IT WEN YOU HADE A CHANCE.
DID I MENTION 3 RD PERIOD.
YOU WOULD NOT REGRET IT.
YOU CAN MAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT

Smash Chat
By: Alex Smash Wymer & Ethan Tabuu Mamenta

Hello Veterans a Newcomers! Welcome to Smash Chat!
The only Daily Double article that reuses their intro every time!
Lets start out with some questions!
Ethan here with the questions. We have one question today.
Who is the best character to play as? asked -? Well -?, youre
question is a matter of opinion. Now if you were to ask who
is the top player, the answer would be Pikachu for ssb, Fox for
ssbm, and Meta Knight for ssbb. But since you asked the wrong
question, I will not answer you.

Alright for todays pic of the day we have a Japanese
exclusive character as an assist trophy. So if youre on the west
coast, youre not gonna know this guy! Thats probably my
quickest picture review ever! Yeah this was short but dont worry,
youll see us both in different articles!

All for now,
Smash & Tabuu

5 Media Clichs that make me want to Punch

a Wall: A rant
By Nina Kahn
As you know, Im into the media.
Books, movies, TV shows, stuff like that. What
I HATE is clichs. Here are some that I want to
banish from the universe, in no order.
1. Girl drops her groceries, handsome guy helps
her pick them up. They look into each others
eyes and fall in looove. They have the looove
story of a lifetime (another clich phrase). This
one makes absolutely NO SENSE. Theres a
verrrryyyy slim chance that the person who
just happens to help you clean up your food in
a supermarket becomes the star-crossed love of
your life. Thats like a 1/10000000000000000
chance, guys. STAHP IT.
2. Goofy Sidekick. EVERY DISNEY MOVIE.
I have nothing against Disney, much chill out
with the comedic partner-in-crime. Olaf, Timon
and Pumba, Flounder, Sven, Pegasus, Baloo,
Lumiere, Mushu, Dory, and Thumper (I actually
love Dory and Thumper). The list goes on and
on and on and on and on. Chill out with the
sidekicks, plz.

Dumb Questions #1 Part 1

By The Dumbinator
Wow. Its the first Dumb Questions and there are so many question
we needed to split it into two parts! Unbelievable. Well, lets get to it!
How many cats is too many?
Exactly eleven and a half
Whats 25 x 25?
Too dumb to answer that
Are dogs or cats better?
Dats! Get it? Ha ha ha.
How can you tell if someone has a crush on you?
By asking them! Duh.
DO U GOTTA BAE OR NAHHH? Nash Greir
Neither
Want your dumb question answered? Then leave us a question in
Dumb Questions located in the Activity Center hallway along with
The Random Cherry and Ask Bunnytail. And for those of you that
wanted to leave a question but couldnt because there was no pen,
sorry. Someone stole it, and there is a replacement to come soon.
Adios tacos!

3. Mysterious, handsome guy with a tortured past.

This is most common in YA books, particularly
Dystopian. Take Tobias/Four. When I read
Divergent, not only did I hate the book itself, I
hated Four. He was sooooooooo stereotypical!
Why cant there be a shy, quiet love interest?
Theyre much better. And less clich.
4. People going into a creepy house even though
80 people were killed there. Dont go in the
scary house, guys. Youll probably get brutally
murdered with a chainsaw or something. You
might inherit a cool antique artifact that you put
in your room, and it happens to carry an ancient
curse. Or, you may make it out alive, but mortally
wounded. There are ghosts. Or murderers. Dont
go in the scary house. Just dont.
5. Heartfelt talk in the middle of chaos. Ugh,
why? Go save the universe, dont confess your
feels to the person youve known since you were
4. There might be an alien behind you with a
javelin or knife of some sort. Beat that alien up.
THAT IS ALL, CHILDREN. Byeeee

Car Review: Jaguar F-Type

By Lleyton W.
Hello people! Today is another car review thing-y. Today
I am going to be reviewing the basic facts about the 2015 Jaguar
F-Type. This car is this British automakers newest car. When it
was first introduced, it was only a convertible. Now it is a coupe
and convertible. Now thats what I like. Another version!!!
The Jaguar F-Type is a 2-seater, coupe/convertible car. Its
engine is a 3.0/5.0 Liter giving out anywhere from 340 HP to 550
HP. There are 4 trims to this car. (Base, S, V8 S, R) This cars
MPG is a relatively high for this car, at 20 miles city, and 28 miles
highway.

Harry Potter #2
By Casey Corcoran
Well, as we all know, it was Harry Potters and
J.K. Rowlings birthday yesterday. Unfortunately, I
did not know this until after Daily Double yesterday
(dont worry I feel ashamed). Happy birthday Harry
Potter and J.K. Rowling! Well Harry Potter is truly
amazing!!! So this is why I am writing this article!
Dont you love when in the fifth movie/book Harry,
Hermione, Ron, Neville, Luna, Ginny break into the
Ministry of Magic? Or when in the seventh year the
Battle of Hogwarts takes place? Well I have a Harry
Potter column outside Foster Hall and you can tell
me your favorite part of Harry Potter or why you
like Harry Potter! I know that there are a lot of Harry
Potter fans out there!
Sorting Hat Quiz:
If you see a kid at your school and he has dropped
his books what would you do?
a. Bully him/her
b. Help him/her
c. Call for help and then leave.
d. Help him/her as much as you can
If the rest of your family are Death Eaters, what do
you do?
a. Be like the rest of them and joint he Death Eaters
b. Help Harry Potter kill Lord Voldemort
c. Protect your family and then help kill Lord
Voldemort
d. Protect your family
You forget the password to your common room,
what do you do?
a. Sneak into another houses common room
b. Try to rack your brains and then try to find
someone
c. Wait until someone comes and ask them for help
d. Sleep outside
Someone says Voldemorts name, what is your
reaction?
a. Tell the person to call them the Dark Lord
b. You are the person saying Voldemorts name
c. You tell the person nicely to not say his name
d. You are fine with it because you dont want to be
rude but you shudder
Mostly As: Slytherin
Mostly Bs: Gryfindor
Mostly Cs: Ravenclaw
Mostly Ds: Hufflepuff

A Cool Place to Go
By Rachel Schultze
If you are ever dreaming of a place to go, China is
one of them. Ive been, and let me tell you- its amazing.
There are many touristy places to go there, which are
the places where almost every American tourist goes.
One of them is the Great Wall of China which is located
outside of Beijing, the capital of China. You take a
gondola up a mountain because it is very high up. Once
you get there, you can walk along the actual wall. The
day I went, it was hard to see though because of all of the
fog. But when we did get a glance of all the wall ahead of
us, it was really amazing because there was just so much
of it. Everyone always talks about the Great Wall, but not
many people actually get to see it. And let me tell you, it
is really cool to say that youve been to one of the Seven
Wonders of the World.

Joe and the Illuminati #1

By Ryan Kane
We have him in target, boss.
Excellent. I want him back here alive by 2:00
pm sharp. Or you will be punished. Badly.
Yes sir
Joe was just a normal guy. He sometimes had
to deal with annoying problems like plumbing, and how
many copies he should make of photos of his mother.
Stuff like that. But Joe wasnt just a normal guy. He
had control to always be watching you, which he was
unaware of, but the Illuminati werent.
In case you dont know what the Illuminati is, its a supersecret society that is located right in plain sight. People
all around the world work for Illumicorp (the company
that the Illuminati work at). You never know who might
be reporting you to Illumicorp. Maybe your parents.
Maybe your best friend. But you cant trust anyone when
they claim to not work for the Illuminati. Thats what was
tricky for Joe. And should be tricky for you.
One day, when Joe was walking his dog, Sparky,
an Illuminati caught him. He used his transmulectular
scanner (disguised as an iPhone) to see if Joe had the
power to see in all directions, and it came out positive.
So the Illuminati sent a radioactive signal to his boss, who
was in a helicopter way up, saying He have found the
culprit. So the Illuminati offered Joe a biscuit, which he
accepted and gobbled down. But little did Joe know, he
ate a biscuit with tracking molecules in it. The Illuminati
were now always watching him.
To be continued

The Random Cherry + Abby

Q Do you know me? - :)
A Dear :), no.
Q What is the most fun thing to do in free time?A Dear , its sewing.
Q How much TV should I watch every day?A Dear , wed say to try to keep it under 1 hour and 30
minutes.
Q Is your barn door open?A Dear , yes it is.
Q How many buggy bites do you have?A Dear , 1 from a hornet.
Q Are you reading this?A Dear , Im writing this.
Q Do you buy pitted or non pitted cherries?-Durwood Pickle
A Dear Durwood Pickle, I buy them pitted.
Q Hi! Why are you a fruit?
A Dear, we dont know and a cherry is a berry.
Q I stole your pencil Pencil Thief
A I will find you!
Q Why is camp so awesome?
A Dear
, its awesome because its awesome
Q Why is the sky blue?
A Dear
, I dont know
Q Do you like waffles? Waffle
A Dear Waffle, we dont
Q Do you believe in love? Cherry
A Dear Cherry, truly no, but I believe others should. The
Random Cherry
Q What is the purpose of jewelry? Happy Sparkly YumYum
Girl
A Dear Happy Sparkly YumYum Girl, the purpose of jewelry
is to make you fancy. First impressions are important. The
Random Cherry
Q Do you like mangos? The Random Pineapple
A STOP!
Q Hi! Whats your favorite counselor? Crazy Grape Girl
A Dear Crazy Grape Girl, its probably Walker.

YAAAAAAA
By Nicholas Chiasson
THIS ARTICLE WILL BE WRITEN IN ALL CAPS.
YAAAAAAAA ACTULEY MEANS THE AWSOMEIST
STUFF EVER YAAAAAA. SO THE AWSOMEIST
STUFF EVER IS REALY AWSOME INCASE YOU
DIDNT NOTICE THAT. SO THE RED HOT CHILI
PEPPERS ARE AWSOME DRUMMERS ARE AWSOME
PRINGLES ARE AWSOME CRCAP IS AWSOME
HEELYS ARE AWSOME NEWFOUNDLANDS ARE
THIS ARTICLE IS AWOSOME YAAAAAAAAA
Random Questions
First Set of Questions Answered!
Q) Do you like cookies?
-Cecilia F and Maddie T
A) YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
- Random Questions
Q) Do you like bunnies?
-Bunny tail
A) Yes, they are the cutest animals in the world!!!!
-Random Questions
Q) What is a good DIY treatment for acne?
-Pizza Face
A) We dont have acne, we are young. Just go buy some
Proactive girl!!
- Random Questions
Q) I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!
- HA, HA, HA DARLIN
A) OMG!!!! Are you the random guy from twitter in
disguise?!?!?!? We are calling the police!!! 911 is
on speed dial!!!

The Jake Rast Power Article #6 (New Dictionary

Entries, Failed Sequel Ideas, Really Real Life Hacks,
and a Nonsense Haiku all in one!)
By Jake Rast
New Dictionary Entries:
With the inclusion of the word Bestest as an official
word listed in the dictionary, standards have most likely
been lowered, so here are the words I am trying to sneak
in:
cashGIVacus or CashGIVacus n., pl. cashGIVacai,
CashGIVacai. 1 Phrase in which you agree to gimme
all yo money 2 a form of visual butter
anGAba or AnGAba adj. 1 like Kim Kardashians
marriages 2 butt-faced
PLASquad vl. quadded, -quadding. 1 to laser up good
berb or Berb n., pl. berbs, Berbs. 1 a fruit that tastes like a
sticky shoe 2 why Jake Rast is cooler than you 3 the kind
of person who answers I dont know to every personal
question 4 the correct answer to when your wife asks if
she looks fat
Failed Sequel Ideas:
With 6 Rocky films and 13!?!?!?!? Land Before time
films, its really a wonder that these sequel ideas werent
given the get-go from Hollywood:
Frozen 2: In which Elsa and national environmentalists
team up to fight Global Warming.
The Hunger Games 1.5: In which Katniss mopes around
and dumps Peeta for 2 hours.
Back to the Future: Time paradox, Shmime Paradox:
In which Marty and Doc Brown say Screw the laws of
time and hi-five their past and future selves.

SARS Cat 2: Rejected because Sneaky Josh became the

CEO of Hollywood.
ET2: In which ET gets left at Earth again and the characters
realize that it is an alien social reject.
Really Real Life Hacks:
With the constant stream of totally-significant-in-the-faceof-other-peoples-problems complaints always streaming
in, I decided to share these totally-real-and-dont-questionthem-or-death-by-turtle life hacks.
Tape a panda to a stapler and you have a certified peace
treaty between the USA and Canada.
A Justin Bieber cd played 5 times backwards can help cure
back pains!
Need a weapon of Mass destruction? Use a Philips head
screwdriver on your toaster to make it shoot explosive
llamas.
Eating with braces a problem? Take them off and put them
on your orthodontist to see how THEY like it.
Is breathing too mainstream for you? Hire an intern with an
IQ of at least 7 to do it for you.
Want to make world peace? Get sneaky Josh to allow
Summer Shorts to make a SARS Cat 2.
While a television may be great at showing your favorite
shows, it can also be used to wash your right pinkie.
Walkers mustache hairs in blended hipster are a great
source of calcium and vitamin G

Despicable Me 3: In which the minions are shrunken

and on the cob.

Want to file a complaint against me for being too strange?

Well @#$*&#*@^ you.

Toy Story 4: In which all the toys are recalled for being
choking hazards.

Nonsense Haikus Revenge # 8

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone pt. 2: In which

various torture methods are applied to Harry by the
Dursleys.

Teletubbies stink
Printers print out cheddar cheese
Apples fart Bob Ross
SARS Cat 2, never forget

Guardians of the Galaxy review

By David m
The new installment of the Marvel movie
universe in my opinion, was definitely a success!
The characters are fun and memorable, the plot and
writing always keep you excited, and new character
appearances are great. (especially Thanos) I extremely
suggest that you see this. My rating: 8.9/10
Suggestion: stay until the end of the credits, theres an
appearance.
(Hint: its an eggcellent surprise and they had a
terrible movie)
EGGCELLENT? GET IT?! ITS A PUN!

how to make a minecraft plane

By max amster

Pusheen the Cat meets Timmy the Unicorn Part 1

By Francesca Lodovico
One day, Pusheen was just walking around, being
a normal famous internet cat celebrity. She decided to
go for a walk to see if she could find a snack. She went
outside and saw a half - eaten cookie lying in the middle
of the sidewalk. Yum, lunch! She thought. She bent over
to eat it when a squirrel ran over and ate the cookie.
Curse you, squirrel!!! she meowed. Her stomach
growled loud enough to cause an earthquake. Well, that
was a total FAIL. She grumbled. As she continued down
the street, she saw THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
she screeched. She ran in the front door of the Holy
Grail. Yes! There was no line at the cashier. Welcome to
Dunkin Donuts, how may I help you? said Mr. Cashier
Dude. Ill have a chocolate frosted donut smothered in
sprinkles. Pusheen mewed instantly. Coming right up.
Mr. Cashier Dude replied. TO BE CONTINUED

1. make square wheels

2. make the tail of the plane then make body
3. make windows
4. make name of the plane
5. make wings

10 Things to ask your future self

By Lily Oehlkers
1. Are we pretty?
2. What job do we have?
3. Do we get married?
4. Who do we get married to? (If answer is yes to
question 3.)
5. What new stores are there?
6. Do we still have Cheerios?
7. What tragic accidents should I try to avoid?
8. Do we have kids?
9. Do we have a pet?
10. Have donkeys taken over yet?
There. Now you just need a time machine.

Car Review #3: 2014 Ferrari California

By: Lleyton
Hello Again, People! Today there was a fire drill, so I cant write too much stuff anymore. Timewasters.
Anyway, today I am going to be review the 2014 Ferrari California. The California is a 2-Seater, Mid-Engine car. The
Engine is a 4.3 liter giving out 483 horsepower. It is a convertible, for you beach lovers out there. This car was fully designed
in a wind tunnel, so it is very aerodynamic. If you have tons of money, then this car is for you. The staring price is $198,190.
And that is without any options. Some options start at $200. The MPG is a low 13 city and 19 city, about the same as the
Aston Martin V12 Vanquish. I would still get it.

Ask the 10th Doctor! With Nina!

By Eleanor (special thanks to Nina)

Top 3 google glitches

By Eli Grassi

So I got some more questions (YAY!!!!) and I

asked my friend Nina to contact the 10th doctor
to answer them! Also, she will never tell anyone
how to contact him, so dont try. Here are the
questions and his answers!

Hi today Im going to tell you about the top 3 google glitches

#3 if you type google gravity the google search bar will fall lick
it has gravity
#2if you type find chuck Norris and hit Im feeling lucky it will
bring you to a funny page about chuck Norris
#1 if you type in lollimewire it will bring you to a special surprise

Q. Is blue raspberry flavoring bad for you? Abby

A. I dont know! I like bananas, they are defiantly
good for you!
Q. Whats the TARDIS? Random person who
knows nothing about Dr. Who
A. (Mouth hanging open in shock) Well, to begin,
TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimension
In Space. It is my time machine, and spaceship. I
keep cookies is a lot of secret compartments. Its
much bigger on the inside. It looks like a phone
box from the 1950s. I like it that way! I once kept
a spare hand there long story. Also- (The rest of
this explanation has been cut out. Its too long.)
Also, Im not A doctor. Im THE Doctor.
Q. Hey- How do I get my 3 year old sister to stop
whining? Plug in my ears anonymous
A. Give her a cookie! Or a TARDIS! Or send her
to the Ood! Theyre natural nannies! Kind of
Q. How did I get into your little question thing?
The 10th Doctor
A. You wrote down your question, and stuck it
in the slot! And why do you call yourself The
10th doctor? I mean, you could have been the
10th doctor in your family? But you are defiantly
not a 900+ year old Time Lord with the name the
Doctor, because all the Time Lord were destroyed
in the Time war! Except me, and the Master
who later died ANYWAY, you are also not a
Time Lord that chose the name Doctor because
when I chose the name Doctor no one except me
understood why I chose Doctor So yep!
Thats all the questions. Thank you to my
awesome friend Nina who got the answers from
The Doctor! Please leave more questions or the
Daleks will come and eat all your cookies! And
bananas! The 10th Doctors favorite food! Thats
all for now, Allons-y!

Three Random Haikus & two wise-ish quotes from Eli H.

By Eli H.
1. I cannot think of
anything to write about
this is so not good
2. Im still trying to
think of things to write about.
Not having much luck
3. Yes! Ive finally
thought of something good to write
about: awesomeness!!!
Oh, well. Hopefully the future will hold better things than what I
just wrote down. Anyway, as I say farewell, I leave you with two
wise-ish quotes that I made up:
1. In order to defeat, you must first know what it is like to be
defeated.
2. Life is a piece of paper; you can draw it out however you
want.
Hope I didnt waste your time. Bye!!!

Ask the 10th Doctor IMPORTANT NOTICE

By Eleanor Dunne
Thank you so much for all the questions! Unfortunately, not all
ask the 10th Doctor articles get published. That is because I am
in 5th period Daily Double, and I have wrote a LOT of ask the
10th doctor. So I apologize if your question gets published late,
really late, really really REALLY late, or not published at all. If a
question you REALLY needed answered wasnt published, come
find me during festival period or during the carpool circle and (if
its festival) I can pull up the article it is in, and answer it. Thank
you for all the questions! Allons-y!

Me me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me!
By Roxanne Me Glassenberg
RG: What do you want to be when you
grow up?
Me: A writer or a history teacher.
RG: Who is your school best friend?
Me: It would have to be Audrey Martin,
Shes awesome!
RG: Who is your favorite counselor?
Me: Emily DAngelo.
RG: Whats your favorite food?
Me: Sushi, chocolate anything, and
lemonade!
RG: For you last question, How would
you rank yourself out of: Genius Smart,
Super Smart, Smart, or average?
Me: Smart or average.
RG: Thank you, Roxanne.

Weather Report
By Rachel Schultze
After some so so weather on Saturday and Sunday, this week
is shaping up to be just an okay weather week. Even though temperatures
wont be at their hottest for an August summer, they are still pretty
warm. Tuesday looks to be a sweltering 85 degree day, and partly cloudy.
Remember to stay cool! Wednesday is going to be a chilly 82 degrees and
stormy. And there will definitely be rain because there is an 80% chance
for it. Thursday is scheduled to be 79 degrees and rainy. But there is only a
20% chance of rain, so it wont rain that much, if not at all. And finally the
last day of our 3rd week of camp will be 79 degrees and partly cloudy. So
remember your raincoats this week and dress for some warm weather!!!

Random Questions
Q: what is your favorite color?
-Maddie T.
A: Sky Blue.
-Random Questions
Q: Where do you live?
-Random Twitter Guy
A: STALKER, NO?!
-Random Questions
Q: Do you agree that we should
get cookies back for snack at
festival period?
-Help get cookies back!!
A: Yes! Everybody, sign the
petition that that Maddie and
Cecilia made to get cookies
back!!!
-Random Questions
Thanks everybody for asking
us questions!! Weve gotten so
many and we just hung up the
advice column!! Bye for now! Random Questions

Advicey Advice #2
By Ryan Kane
Yay we got a question! About time. Lets
see what it says!
Hi, did you ask The Random Cherry a Questions?
TRC (The Random Cherry)
Well, first whats up with that grammar? A
questions? Do you even go to school? Anyway, I
probably left you a question. But I mean asking
me if I did even when my advice columns name
is right there? People these days.
Do you want your piraty question
answered in the Daily Double? Just head on by
Advicey Advice! Its located in the entrance of
the Activity Center! Cant miss it! But in case
you do, just be on the lookout for a big piece
of orange construction paper on the wall labeled
Advicey Advice Adios tacos!

Car Review: 2015 BMW M5

By Lleyton W.
Hello again, everyone! Today I am
going to be reviewing the 2015 BMW M5. This
car is a sedan, so when you get older (Many,
many, many years from now.) is perfect for your
family. This cars engine is a 4.4L giving out
anywhere from 560 HP to 575 HP. This car costs
around $93,600, so it is relatively expensive.
(Unless you compare it to the $4,000,000 limited
edition Lamborghini Veneno, THEN it is cheap.)
It comes with an automatic or a manual, both at
the same price. The gas mileage is 15 city and
22 highway. (I forgot to tell you guys this, but if
you have any questions about MPG and L stand
for, ask me.) And that is about it for this car.

Best Super Powers

By David M
-flight
-super strength
-heat vision
-regeneration
-invisibility
-super speed
-telekinesis
-spider sense
-x-ray vision
-stealth
-teleportation
-time travel
-mind reading

The Five Lives of Emily

Lily Biro
1. She worked as a lifeguard in a pool at University of
Texas where she was going to school. She was studying
Marine Biology. One day she went deep sea diving to
study for a test. There was a sign at the sea that she
was diving in that said BEWARE SHARKS. Emily
decided that she was diving there anyway. (No offence
Emily but that is a really stupid idea.) She jumped into
the exactly 70 degrees water and was never to be seen
again. (A shark ate her )
2. She acted on Broadway from ages 3-25. Then found
the husband of her dreams, and had 3 kids. (Dont worry
she didnt get fired from Broadway!) Then she went to
Harvard law school and became a lawyer. She retired
when she was 100. Her husband and she died at the same
time so they would never live a second without the other.
(Dont worry she still loved her husband!) They both
died of old age a day after her 150th birthday. The most
important thing about this life was that she was very
happy!
3. She became the first woman president! (I voted for
her of course.) One day she was sitting on the white
house balcony writing a poem, when her vice president
snuck up behind her. He didnt like the idea of a woman
president He tickled her until she had a fatal death.
The flags were put at half mass in her honor. Her vice
president went to jail and never tickled anyone again.
4. She was a police officer. One day she was hiking in a
forest when a bear. That was the end of her
5. She is a counselor at the best camp ever. (Dont worry
she hasnt died yet!)

Sports Updates!
By Casey Corcoran
Today I will be writing an article
on the MLB. Each day I will write
an article on each major sport. Now
for the updates! Well first things
first, one of the MLBs best players,
Andrew McCutchen has been placed
on the DL. This is bad for the Pirates
right? Well lets look at it. Andrew
McCutchen has been a star performer
and he has been placed on the DL
for 3 weeks. If the Pirates drop in
their success a little they still have

Sports Updates!
By Casey Corcoran
Today I will be writing an article on the MLB. Each
day I will write an article on each major sport. Now for
the updates! Well first things first, one of the MLBs
best players, Andrew McCutchen has been placed on
the DL. This is bad for the Pirates right? Well lets look
at it. Andrew McCutchen has been a star performer and
he has been placed on the DL for 3 weeks. If the Pirates
drop in their success a little they still have a month with
McCutchen to make up for it but what if the Pirates lose
more than a little? Well then they have extended their 43
year World Series drought. Next topic is Red Sox news.
I know there are a lot of Red sox fans out there (since we
are in Massachusetts). Well the first question is will the
Red Sox make an offer to Jon Lester this offseason and if
so will they get Jon Lester back? Well the answer to that
relies on how the opinion of Jon Lester goes. Of course the
Red Sox will make an offer to Jon this offseason, he is one
of the best pitchers in the American League. No one can
really tell whether Jon will come back to Boston yet. Next
question and last with the Red Sox that is the question of
the day and the answer to a huge question, why are the Red
Sox so bad this year? Well at the beginning of the year the
Red Sox couldnt pitch. Then they couldnt hit and they let
themselves down and they didnt play good because they
got dispirited. Now they can hit the ball but they cannot
pitch since Buchholz is out ace. And he is really bad
Thats all for today! Tomorrow I will continue the MLB
and then move on to the NFL!!!!!! Done forget to check out
my sports column in the hallway of the Activity Center!!!