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Chardonnay? More like chardonYAY! Bitter clowns tears with a hint of suspicion,
great with lobster thermidore, seafood
extender if prior is unaffordable. Best
drunk in the street.
By Anna Sneddon
PRIME TIME
Are you in
the mood for
drunkenly gushing
over abs?
Yes
Yes
No
Modern day
Medieval
Yes
Are you playing
a drinking
game?
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fantasy
Pretend history
YeS
True blood
Greys anatomy
with a
marlbourough
Savvy B
Hot doctors
Hot fbi Agents
The blacklist
with a cultured
tempranillo
Silver Sack
to
Silve r Fox
Celebrating the big 5-0 of
a National Treasure.
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Silve r
Service
Its her birthday, so get a little fancy
Shes fifty years young! So next time
youre spending your night with a
cask, do yourself a favour, and dress
her up. Make that two a ten, you both
deserve it.
Goontang
Dont be shy - To be made in questionably large
quantities
2 parts Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia (to make it sexier)
1 part Fanta
A splash of regret for added
tang
A pinch of promiscuity
Loose morals to garnish
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shanghai goon
Maybe.
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GRAPE
EXPECTATIONS
In tribute to our combined affection
for wine and type, weve created a
definitive guide to the most common
categories of wine labels, and what
they say about the elixir inside.
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1. The French
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2. The Deconstructed
French
What to expect:
What to expect:
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3. The Infograph
4. The MINIMALIST
What to expect:
What to expect:
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What to expect:
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What to expect:
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fear not.
fellow wine
novices
Its official:
wine tasting is bullshit.
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In it, he writes:
There is no hard
science
involved
in reviewing wine,
no real way to
quantify results, no test cases, and
certainly no verifiable set of standards
that everyone adheres to. Everyone
makes up their own processes for
reviewing from Wine Spectator, to
my own publication, all the way down
to the most recent person who just
discovered how easy it is to set up a
blog of their own.
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Exhibits E ZZZ:
Countless other studies
In 1996, research published in the
Journal of Experimental Psychology
concluded that wine experts cannot
reliably identify more than three or four
of a wines flavor components. Most
wine critics routinely report tasting six
or more. The wine review excerpted
on the previous page, for example
(which is a real review, by the way somebody actually wrote those words
about a bottle of wine, in earnest) lists
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The Exception
You want an exception to the winetasting is bullshit mantra? Here it is.
In 2008, a survey comprising more
than 6,000 blind tastings found a
positive correlation between price and
enjoyment for individuals with wine
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HUNTER
GATHER
boutique camping festival
240415 - 260415
ALLANDALE WINERY & parklands
MUSIC
JAMES HOLDEN WOLF PACK ERATIK
CODA FAACHI BASSIC
LUXE ELLEN ALIEN FACTORY FLOOR
CHE FU & KING CAPSI SAGE FRANCIS
SARITAH OKA ALEX KID
ARTS
INSTALLATIONS SHOWINGS
FEATURE PIECES Clothing optional
FOOD & WINE
TASTINGS LOCAL PRODUCE
SEASONAL WINES
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contributors
UNWINED EDITORS
ANNA SNEDDON
WORDS
http://www.canberratimes.com.
au/act-news/cask-goon-wine-not20131113-2xg2r.html
GRETA BAILLIE
IMAGES
http://timmey.hubpages.com/hub/
Australias-Most-Famous-DrinkGOON-backpacker-travel-drinkalcohol
*http://www.thehippocket.com.au/
goon-bag-half-century/
which wine?
WORDS
ANNA SNEDDON
http://www.abc.net.au/pm/
content/2015/s4178124.htm
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/
food/australias-iconic-cask-winecelebrates-as-the-box-turns-50/storyfneuz92c-1227236944864
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/
food/cask-wine-turns-50-and-itstime-to-pay-it-some-respect/storyfneuz92c-1227298892034
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http://askforcask.com.au/dev/wpcontent/uploads/2015/02/Scholle_
Wine_cask_ad_1970s.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/
entertainment/your-perth/50-years-ofcask-wine-the-goon-bag-bangs-on20150224-13mn8p.html
http://www.designsnext.com/20birthday-cupcakes-designs/
silver service
WORDS & illustrations
MAGGIE ROSE CASHMAN
http://www.wine-economics.org/
workingpapers/AAWE_WP36.pdf
http://www.anotherwineblog.com/
archives/11573#.VWaJyGSeDGd
IMAGES
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.co
m/736x/94/02/06/94020600f9afd869
c2b2f4b444c9a3d6.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/564ea22
6ec699fcabf54a6c08f7aa0e1/tumblr_
ncxiywqSXR1rcf4rko1_250.jpg
http://io9.com/wine-tasting-is-bullshitheres-why-496098276
http://www.amsciepub.com/doi/
abs/10.2466/01.PR0.111.4.228-232
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grape expectations
WORDS & illustrations
gRETA BAILLIE
http://www.bauerhaus.com/whatdoes-your-label-say-about-your-wine/
http://www.grubstreet.com/2011/06/
sloshed_maybe_we_should_be_jud.
html
images
http://data3.whicdn.com/
images/66517853/original.jpg