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DROP DEAD LIFE

BY HYLA MOLANDER

A PREGNANT WIDOWS HEARTFELT AND OFTEN COMIC MEMOIR ABOUT DEATH, BIRTH, AND REBIRTH

CHAPTER ONE

My obstetrician shaves the rest of my pubic hair so that she can neatly slice my womb open, while I keep my body as still as possible. I stare at my right hand, into the dark eyes of the black and white photograph I am holding of my husband, Erik. I study his ebony hair, his defined jaw, and his young 29-year-old skin, as I probe his face for answers. But theres no reply.

He should be here. How can he not be here for Keiras birth?


Instead, my mom positions herself to the right of the steel operating table, a brunette curl straying from her cap. I am going to be next to you the whole time, Mom whispers. She intertwines her fingers with mine, leaving enough space for Eriks photograph. I strain my neck backwards, peeking at the door to the operating room.

Please be here, Erik. I need you.


I imagine Erik walking through the door, perspiration on his brow from running late. The part of me that wants to berate him is quickly muted by a sense of relief, forgiveness, and gratitude that he is back in my arms. But Erik is not in my arms. Erik is nowhere to be seen, and the thought of my life as a 29-year-old single mom with two babies makes me want to throw up all over the cold cement floor. I dont . . . feel so good. My insides twist around and around, swirling like a dust-filled tornado. The agitation pounds at my abdomen, scraping at the deep layers of my skin. I have no idea how I will raise these girls without him. The tall, male anesthesiologist leans in to comfort me, his green eyes peering over his surgical mask. Let me know what you need. No doubt the hospital staff is also shocked at my husbands absence. Just 19 months before, the same doctors and nurses had witnessed Eriks tears of joy at our first daughters birth. Now the room is somber, filled by the presence of educated individuals who have no explanations. I nod to the anesthesiologist. I need, uh, something else. Im feeling . . . very upset. Lizellen, my obstetrician, says, Give her the works. She has had to go without medication for far too long, but you did good, kid. Youre going to have another healthy

baby girl here in just a few minutes. Mom squeezes my hand. I cant wait to see her. I just hope . . . Keira is OK. Im worried that my new daughter will be born feeling the same sense of abandonment, or, even worse, wrought with illness or deformity from being housed in her mothers grief.

Please let her be alright.


I am entirely numb from the chest downthe epidural takes care of that, but the real relief comes when the extra IV drugs start to work. My consciousness enters an altered state. Eyelids fall. Breathing releases. Everything and everyone in the room seems out of focus. Disoriented. Floating. Feels incredible not to feel . . . anything.

Stay here forever.


Hyla, you still with me? Dry mouth. Lick lips.

Where am I?
Muffled sounds. Shuffling feet. Clanking metal. Erik? Eriks face. Im here. Penetrating. Eyes connected. Tears. So many tears. Tissue on my cheek. Mom wiping my face. Im right here, honey. Its

OK.

How could you leave us?


Mom stroking my hair.

I didnt want to go, Hyla. You know I didnt want to go.


Soothing voice. My Erik. Hang in there now.

I cant see you.


Almost there.

Feel me. Let yourself feel me.


I see a hand.

But, Im so sad. We didnt get to say goodbye.


Here she comes.

My love is around you . . . and the girls.


Erik, our baby, shes coming. The photograph. Blurry. Oh, honey. Mom cries. I know this is so hard. Speckled water stains on her surgical mask.

Our baby.
I see that little cutie in there.

I am always here.
There she is. Shes out, Hyla.

No sounds. No first breath.

She should be crying by now.


Mom? Mom, is she alright?

I cant lose her.


Just give her a second. Words between the doctors.

She has to be alright.


And then, finally, a scream. Keira breathes in life, completely unaware that her daddy is dead.

CHAPTER TWO

Erik and I were 18 when we met at Florida State University, inside the grey walls of Osceola Hall, where we both lived as freshman. We shared similar friends and often danced at the same Miami-beat-playing clubs, but I didnt pay much attention to him. No, Erik mostly kept to himself under those neon lights, on the outer rims of the stage, observing everyone around him. I didnt know I was someone he watched more than others, keeping his interest a secret becauseas Erik would later tell mehe thought I was out of his league. As a Creative Writing major, I drank pots of day-old coffee, staying up all night to tap at the keyboard and journey to worlds other than my own. I stomped up the gyms stair climber an hour a day, editing stories while sweat crawled down my arms

and swirled around my pen. On weekends, I drank too much tequila, entered bikini contests, and dated guys who cared mostly about my looks. I didnt yet feel deserving of someone who appreciated my inner complexities, whod be honored to read my writing out loud to me. Like most people, I gravitated towards familiarity.

piece of shit lose a little weight fucking idiot


My fathers words had been the mantra of my life. These are things I believed about myself long after I drove away to college in the blue Oldsmobile Calais Id bought with money I earned from cleaning out Pizza Hut urinals at the end of my waitressing shifts. Which clarifies why Erik never registered as a dating prospect until we were 21. By then Id replayed enough of my childhood in therapy to realize that familiar wasnt good for me. To be happy, I needed different. One week into our relationship, when Erik laid his head in my lap and told me about his father, Hayden, I knew he was different.

We were on the beach, on vacation. Erik coughed, clearing his throat. I was 11. My mom was laughing at me and my dad because we werent doing so well at the windsurfing lessons, but we didnt care. All three of us were having a good time. Then, out of nowhere, my dad just slumped over in his chair and fell into the sand. Out of nowhere. My mom was in hysterics, my dad wasnt breathing. I ran for help. I ran as fast as I couldsand spitting up everywherebut even though I eventually found a doctor, my dad never sat back up again. Witnessing his fathers death made Erik different. He knew that life was precious. That, I believe, is why Erik finally scooted close enough to me in that nightclub booth to say, Im trying to understand what makes someone as incredible as you come here with a meat-head like him. I chuckled. Oh, its not serious. You do know hes out there collecting phone numbers from other girls, dont you? Yeah, I saw that. Pretty comic. Exactly why I prefer dating older guys, even though my grandmother warns me not to, tells me how lonely Ill be when they die before me. Erik lifted his titanium-rimmed glasses. Would Grandmother approve of you dating me? Lambythats what we call her. Hmmm . . . let me think. She would love him.

So, do I need to get Lambys approval? Grinning, I placed my hand over his. Didnt you just say youre three months younger than I am? Id tell you Im a year older, if thats what you need to hearyou know, because you said you only date older guysbut Id never lie to you. We conspired to meet up right after I ended things with meat-head, but I didnt realize that ending something that never existed would take such lengthy explanation. How many different ways can you tell someone that you dont want to see him anymore because you actually want a serious relationship? Two hours later, at 4 a.m., I drove around Eriks townhouse complex. Look for the red CRX, he had told me. Thats where I live. Ill be waiting, as long as it takes. Doesnt matter what time it is. But when I found his car, no lights were on outside his door. He must have gone

to bed. Rather than be rude by waking him up, I scribbled my phone number on a torn
piece of lined paper and tucked it under his windshield wiper. The note read:

Erik, so sorry. Took me a long time. Didnt want to knock and disturb you, but I loved talking with you tonight and cant wait to see you again . . . as soon as possible. Please call me tomorrow. Hugs, Hyla
Tomorrow came, but Erik didnt call.

Lucky for me, though, the girl who owned the other red CRX in the complex knew that the note was not intended for her, and kindly tracked Erik down. If not for her decision to take five extra minutes out of her day, Erik would have continued assuming that Id been talked out of ending my non-existent relationship with meat-head, and I never would have experienced such bliss when, only two months later, Erik knelt down in the same restaurant in which his dad had proposed to his mother, and said, I want to spend the rest of my life, as your husband, making you happier than youve ever imagined.

Happier than youve ever imagined.

The youngest of six brothers and sisters, Erik and his mom were closecloser than I knew a child could be to his parent. They spoke on the phone every day. Each time we visited his mom, Jeannette, she had a list of things to be fixed around the house waiting for Erik, and he enjoyed helping her, just as he enjoyed helping me. When I needed a bookcase for our new apartment, he stretched out his tape measurer and built me a smoothly-sanded pine shelf, which hung over my desk. This, right here, is your sacred writing space. His giving seemed endless: whether he dug French fries out from under my car seats, massaged my back, read my writing, bought me jewelry he couldnt afford, or sorted through my drawers for Goodwill.

Erik wanted to know everything about my life. Im curious, he said, what made you move in with your dad all the way in Florida, instead of staying with your mom in New York? In retrospect, I should have moved in with Lamby and Grandad, I told him, but nobody ever suggested that as an option. I was 12I really didnt know anything, other than that I was miserable being around the man my mom had married. I didnt know my dad well, because I only saw him on Christmas and summer breaks, but my brother was already living in Florida with him, so it made sense for me to go there, too. Like I said, I should have moved in with Lamby and Grandad. When I lived with my mom in New York, I took the bus back to their house every day after school. I dont know how many times I laid my head on Lambys chest and cried about some boy, some friend, or how my mom wouldnt divorce my step-dad. Lamby and Grandad were my rock. Theyre still my rock. Theyve always felt like home to me. I cant wait to meet them. Erik held my right foot, pressing points between my toes to relieve tension. My leg fliched back. Oooh. Does that hurt? Am I pushing too hard? Its a good hurt. Feels amazing, though Im still trying to figure out why youre so good to me.

Because you deserve to be adored. I know you didnt feel that way growing up. I know your dad wasnt there for you. And I get why you dont talk to him anymore. We have to do that sometimes. We have to distance ourselves from people who make us feel like crap, even when theyre family. And its not like you didnt try. Yeah, well, what could I do? Even the shrink my dad and I went to that one time said the continuation of our relationship would do more damage than good. Let me tell you, that was hard to hear, even though I knew, deep down, that he was right. What child doesnt yearn to be loved and supported by their parents? Its how were made.

Is this something that ever fully goes away?


Erik understood why I ended communication with my dad, even though he would have given anything to kick back and drink a beer with his own father. He just wanted me to be happy, which is why I think he agreed to move to the San Francisco Bay Area when I told him that I had to get the hell out of Florida. We sold his car, all of our furniture, shipped our clothes via UPS, and left only enough space in my silver, twoseater RX7 for my cat, Morgan, his litter box, and one small bag for us to share. Even when I took myself off of anti-depressants, Erik said, I support whatever you decide. Whatever you need to feel good. If youre not happy, we cant be happy. Like it or not, depression runs in my family, but I resisted the fact that I actually needed to be on medication to balance out the chemicals in my brain. Like many people

struggling with some form of mental illness, I did not want to depend on a pill to have a fulfilling life. Unfortunately, for Erik and me, every time I stopped taking Zoloft, I pushed him away. Eriks habits, which Id once thought were cute, began to annoy me. Quit touching my hair, I said. Quit telling me how great you think I am. And those damn beat-boxing songs he made up made me cringe. Erik, come on, can you stop, please? Hyla, why cant you have some fun? Is five minutes of peace asking too much? I started a childrens photography business, in hopes that I could contribute to our bills and still have time to write, but Id only learned how to load a camera a month before, and I didnt have any idea how to run a business. And Erik continued to give. He organized my desk, delivered 9-foot-long rolls of white, seamless backdrop paper from the supply store, and helped me break down the studio lighting once my shoots were done. But I didnt want his help. This is my business. Let me do it on my own. His constant offer to help made me feel incapable. His devotion felt like a plastic bag over my head. On the Zoloft, I could hush most of my doubts and let myself be

supported by him; off of the Zoloft, I feared being hurt. I didnt want to be close to anyone.

Enough.
Finally, I gave him back the engagement ring.

Leave.
I cant believe you, Erik cried, devastated. You know this isnt working. He wanted to stay together; I didnt. It was clear we could not be friends. Soon after, my business took off, surprising me with worldwide publications and a line of families waiting to have their photos taken. I moved into a three-room photography studio and hung purple velvet curtains next to the light-green walls. Other than the occasional mention of Eriks name by my brother, Troy, who also worked at one of George Lucas companies, our paths didnt intersect. I did, however, run across that familiar feeling of unworthiness when my new boyfriend punched a hole in our bedroom wall. Yes, I had moved across the country, but those sabotaging words snuck into my boxes. I still felt like a piece of shit. So I went back to therapy and back on my meds.

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Drop Dead Life goes beyond widowhood into the world of online dating, hereditary depression, finding humor, parenting, afterlife connection, and the belief thatregardless of our circumstanceseach of us can create the love and happiness we desire.

Hyla Molanderauthor, speaker, advocate, photographer, widow, wife, and mother of fouris Co-Founder of Women Rock It and Founder of Social Good Project. Speaking events include a keynote at Walmart Corporate Headquarters about living as if today was your last day. Features include Redbook, KTVU Channel 2, Marin Magazine, and Writers Digest. She is also a spokesperson for MMRL, the research lab that is working to develop a treatment for Brugada Syndomethe sudden death cardiac condition which took her late husbands life and has been inherited by Hylas two young daughters. Please connect with Hyla on her website.