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I Shall Name You Yoshi

Put The Tard In Tardy

Acquire a mount.

Be the last person to the game.

I Speak Jive

Thief Of Fate

Act as the party translator.

Be the only person to roll 20 at a session.

Holla Holla Get Dolla

Hey, Its Enrico Pallazo!

Amass 1,000 gold pieces.

Beat a performance check while in disguise.

Mark It Zero

You Bow To No One

Argue with the DM over a dice roll.

Beat the campaign.

Can You Do Me A Solid?

Did I Mention Im A God Now?

Ask a deity for a favor.

Become deified.

Helen Keller

What A Twist!

Be deaf and blind simultaneously.

Betray the party for your own gain.

Overruled

Homewrecker

Be ignored by the DM when citing rules.

Break up an NPC marriage or relationship.

A Wizard Is Never Late

Oh Yeah!

Be the first person to the game.

Burst through a wall.

One Mustnt Tell Lies

Walking Guillotine

Call out a lying NPC.

Decapitate 20 enemies.

Did I Do That?

Maybe We Can Reason With It!

Cause a total party kill.

Defeat an enemy using only social skills.

Not Today

Finish Him!

Come back from 0 HP.

Deliver 10 coups de grce.

The Rains of Castamere

Whoops!

Commit genocide.

Destroy an item necessary for a quest.

Missionary Position

The Catalyst

Convert an NPCs religion.

Destroy the planet.

The Black Wind Howls

Hes Dead, Jim

Correctly predict another PCs death.

Die for the first time.

Nuke It From Orbit

Fool Me Twice

Deal 20 overkill damage to 1 enemy.

Die for the second time.

Fucking Hippie

Third Times A Charm

Deal no damage in an encounter.

Die for the third time.

Blue! No, Yello-AUUUUUUUUGH

Karmas A Bitch

Die from a puzzle.

Experience revenge from an old enemy.

Butterfingers

Keaton Was Keyser Sze

Disarm an NPC.

Fall for a red herring.

Safety First

Half The Title

Discover a trap before it discovers you.

Finish a dungeon.

Flawless Victory

Are You Not Entertained?

Dont take damage in an encounter.

Finish an encounter within 10 rounds.

Heart Of Darkness

Clever Girl

Enslave a people.

Flank and kill an unsuspecting enemy.

White Knighting

Breaker Of Chains

Expect sexual favors for saving an NPC.

Free 20 captive people.

Valar Morghulis

20% Cooler

Experience a total party kill.

Get a better set of armor.

She Turned Me Into A Newt

I Solemnly Swear

Experience a transmutation.

Get a map.

Its Not A Tumor

Get Over Here!

Get a permanent deformity.

Grapple enemies 3 times in 1 encounter.

A Bird In The Hand

Rasputin

Get a worse result on a reroll.

Have 3 types of impairing conditions at once.

Its Just A Flesh Wound

Avengers Assemble

Get dismembered.

Have the party gang up on a single enemy.

And Stay Out!

You Merely Adopted The Dark

Get kicked out of a public establishment.

Hit an enemy in complete darkness.

Blue Falcon

Im Here To Lead, Not Read!

Get your entire party dragged into trouble.

Ignore a crucial plot point.

Who Needs Sleep?

Something Something Sparta

Go 3 days without a long rest.

Kick someone off a ledge to their death.

Who Needs Rules?

Ain't Got Time To Bleed

Go a full session without touching your dice.

Kill 3 enemies at half health in 1 encounter.

We Spared No Expense

Deus Ex

Go broke.

Kill a deity.

The Other Half

Finesse

Kill a dragon.

Kill an enemy with no overkill damage.

Sic Semper Tyrannis

Nothing Is True

Kill a loved political figure.

Kill an NPC without being seen or heard.

Armaments 2:9-21

Double Tap

Kill a monster with a holy weapon.

Kill an undead enemy with a head shot.

Showoff

Long Live The King

Kill all enemies in an encounter by yourself.

Kill and replace a sovereign leader.

Buzzkill

Sorry About The Mess

Kill an annoying NPC.

Kill someone in a public place.

I Can Kill You With My Brain

Dark And Full Of Terrors

Kill an enemy using only skill checks.

Kill someone in the name of a god.

Dracarys

Fatality

Kill an enemy with an animal.

Kill someone using the environment.

Whose Life Is It Anyway?

Glutton For Punishment

Kill an enemy with an improv weapon.

Knowingly activate a trap.

Well, I Didnt Vote For Him

Bloodbath And Beyond

Legitimately achieve high political status.

Open a shop in a settlement.

Nothing Personal, Just Business

Do You Hear The People Sing?

Let a fellow PC die for your personal gain.

Overthrow a government.

Hadouken!

That Aint Falco

Lob a flaming projectile at an enemy.

Perform a combo with a fellow PC.

Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE

The Other Red Dragon

Lose the campaign.

Practice cannibalism.

The Power Of One

Stop Hitting Yourself

Make a success/fail difference with a +1 buff.

Reach 0 HP from a fumbled attack roll.

Dont You Forget About Me

Tubthumping

Meet with a recurring villain.

Reach 0 HP twice in 1 encounter.

They Didnt Mention Any Math!

Were On A Mission From God

Miscount gold while splitting the loot.

Receive divine direction.

What Are You, Psychic?

Peace Sells

Mix player and character knowledge.

Reconcile differences between mortal enemies.

Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up

Does That Mean I Go First?

Remain prone for 3 consecutive rounds.

Roll 1 on an initiative roll.

Us Of Lesser Gods

You Know Nothing, Jon Snow

Resolve a religious conflict nonviolently.

Roll 1 on an intelligence check.

French Tactics

Did You Break A Mirror?

Retreat from 5 battles.

Roll 2 1s in a row.

My Precious

Ill Just Go Home Now

Retrieve a MacGuffin.

Roll 2 1s on an advantaged roll.

My Turn!

Single-File Solar System

Revive an NPC just to kill them yourself.

Roll 2 20s in a row.

All The Worlds A Stage

More Like This Advantage

Roleplay your character exceptionally.

Roll 2 20s on a disadvantaged roll.

The Lady Protests Too Much

Friends, Romans, Countrymen

Roll 1 on a deception check.

Roll 20 on a persuasion check.

Its Levi-OH-Sah

Cirque Du Soleil Runaway

Roll 1 on a spell cast.

Roll 20 on an acrobatics check.

Crikey!

You Either Die A Hero

Roll 20 on an animal handling check.

Shift your alignment to Evil.

Wanna See My Mask?

Suck It, Boromir

Roll 20 on an intimidation check.

Simply walk into a well guarded place.

I Volunteer As Tribute

That Still Only Counts As One

Sacrifice yourself.

Solo a large monster.

Friendship Is Magic

African Or European?

Save a PC in need.

Spend more than 30 minutes on a puzzle.

.000 Batting Average

The Cardinal Sin

Score 3 melee misses in 1 encounter.

Split the party.

Imperial Marksmanship Academy

Live, Damn You!

Score 3 ranged misses in 1 encounter.

Stabilize a dying character.

Sexual Tyrannosaurus

99 Red Balloons

Seduce an NPC.

Start a war between 2 or more countries.

Chaos Is A Ladder

Sticky Fingers

Shift your alignment to chaotic.

Steal more than 100 gold.

Never Tell Me The Odds

Life, Uh, Finds A Way

Succeed only because you rolled a 20.

Survive an encounter with 1/4th HP.

For King And Country

Its In The Pipes

Successfully defend a royal life.

Survive being petrified.

Does He Look Like A Bitch?

You Got Me Monologuing

Successfully interrogate an NPC.

Take advantage of a talkative villain.

Stop, Drop, And Roll

It Belongs In A Museum

Survive 3 rounds of ongoing fire damage.

Take an artifact from a dungeon.

Mithridates, He Died Old

Nothing To See Here

Survive 50 points of poison damage.

Take and/or give 10 bribes.

Im Okay!

This Is Bat Country

Survive a crit.

Take drugs in the game.

Gonna Need A Bigger Boat

Get On With It!

Survive a fight with a sea monster.

Talk out of character for a full minute.

All Washed Up

Your Mother Was A Hamster

Survive a shipwreck.

Taunt an enemy to get their attention.

Dobby Is Free
Team up with an NPC sidekick.

Its Super Effective!

Trigger an enemys vulnerability.

The Chewbacca Defense

Use poor logic in a persuasion check.

Shut The Fuck Up, Donnie!

Verbally abuse a fellow PC.

A Farewell To Arms
Willingly remove a limb.

Bottoms Up
Win a drinking contest.

Objection!
Win a legal case.

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