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Everything You Need to Know About the Planet’s Biggest Sports Event
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hen Zinedine Zidane lowered his head a sport where we’re not number 1, or even number After the last World Cup, we realized that some-
and drove it into Marco Materazzi’s 10. (All together now: “We’re Number 14!”) And yet thing was afoot. The guys who used to parade in
chest in the dying minutes of the 2006 enough of us played hooky during the 2006 World around halftime, decked out in their Ohio State or
World Cup final, nearly everyone on the planet Cup to account for this staggering statistic: The Florida jerseys, and walk straight past the row of
recoiled in slack-jawed horror. How could the Great tournament cost the U.S. $1.2 billion in lost labor TVs in the front room showing English Premier
Zizou, one of the game’s true geniuses, tarnish his because of the number of fans who skipped out matches on their way to the College GameDay tele-
legacy over some run-of-the-mill trash talk? To of work at all hours of the day to watch the World casts in the back, actually started to arrive earlier to
American viewers, Zidane’s Coupe de Boule im- Cup telecasts. check out what all the soccer fuss was about. Over
mediately earned a place in the sports pantheon of A couple of years earlier, we got to witness first- the weeks and months that followed, their curiosity
cheap shots, alongside Kermit Washington sucker hand the roots of this strange phenomenon at our intensified:
punching Rudy Tomjanovich and Mike Tyson local Irish soccer bar in New York City, where fate “What’s with all the diving and whining?”
snacking on Evander Holyfield’s ear. originally threw us together as pub mates hunger- “Where are all the freakin’ goals?”
Yet it also marked the tipping point in the ing for the weekly soccer broadcasts from En- “Why does that dude in goal wear a water polo
American consciousness of a tournament that gland, Germany, and Spain. Actually, it was almost helmet?”
had escalated from cult status to can’t-afford-to- impossible for us to miss each other, given that, at “Wait, there are two Ronaldos?”
miss-it-for-fear-of-looking-clueless-around-the- kickoff time, we were virtually the only customers. It wasn’t long before they began making pro-
water-cooler Big Event. The final between Italy Not that we were a match made in soccer heaven, nouncements of their own:
and France drew an estimated 16.9 million viewers mind you, coming to the game as we did from “They’re playing a 4-5-1? That’ll never work
from sea to shining sea, eclipsing both the NBA opposite sides of the field. One of us hails from against the midfield diamond.”
and NHL playoffs and nearly equaling the audience New York, the other from Liverpool. One bleeds “If Ron Artest played soccer, he’d be Michael
(17.2 million) for the previous year’s World Series. Arsenal red, the other lives and dies with Everton. Essien.”
Perhaps most astonishing is the fact that the viewing One of us came of age during the apotheosis of the “Zonal marking on set pieces is insanity!”
numbers continued to spike after the U.S. crashed sport—Brazil’s mind-blowing World Cup–winning When the next season of the English Premier
out in the opening round. Unlike the Olympics, side of 1970. The other suffered as England found League rolled around, many of our pub mates even
where the American appetite is largely limited to increasingly theatrical ways to shatter the hearts adopted a team (that is, if you consider Tottenham a
watching the Red, White, and Blue win a boatload of a nation in the late ’80s and early ’90s. We were team) and, instead of watching in lunatic isolation,
of gold, the World Cup goes beyond chest-thumping connected simply by our shared love of soccer and we were surrounded by a rowdy mix of scream-
patriotism to—dare we say it—an appreciation for all it represents. ing, jumping, expletive-spewing fans who, despite
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WILL THE U.S. EVER WIN you a bit confused but raising a remote control, even
if it’s for HDTV, is not the same as raising the World
Cup trophy. A good Cup showing by America and
THE WORLD CUP? all that media coverage will spike soccer’s popularity,
but, for the sake of American soccer, I sure hope that
a good percentage of your imaginary kids watching
the U.S. run riot on the small screen also possess a
mean left foot.
BENNETT: America will win the World Cup in my overnight. Its growth will be slow and steady. I draw BENNETT: And, I might add, a good dose of the old
lifetime. I have no doubt of that, even though I’m the confidence from the way the game has evolved in this American profit motive. Soccer stars are now among
co-author who’s English. The country that won the country. Not from Major League Soccer, but from the the highest paid sportsmen in the world, and as the
Battle of Saratoga, put the first man on the moon, number of Americans with the skills to compete in the great American philosopher Gordon Gekko once
and persuaded the world to part with five dollars for major leagues across Europe. said, “Greed captures the essence of the evolution-
a cup of coffee will find a way to win. It just has to HIRSHEY: I’m sorry to be so unpatriotic, but name ary spirit.”
turn its mind to the task. . . . me one American player other than Donovan who HIRSHEY: What salaries are you looking at—the
HIRSHEY: Much as I’ve been praying to the Landon possesses the speed and guile to carve open a world- hundreds of millions that Ronaldo and Kaká make?
Donovan shrine in my home—wait, you must be re- class defense. You need game-breakers like Messi The last time I checked, some of the Americans
ferring to the U.S. women’s team. Sure, they’ll win and Kaká to win the World Cup and the U.S. just who were playing alongside David Beckham when
the World Cup again. doesn’t have them despite all the he came to the Galaxy were pulling in a whopping
BENNETT: Careful—you sound like you’ve internal- promises over the last decade $12,500. The bottom line is,
ized the worst of American soccer low self-esteem. that we were creating a mas- flashing a wad of bills is not the
The collapse of the NASL in the eighties taught us one ter soccer race in our youth answer to making the U.S. a
thing: American soccer success cannot be fabricated academies. Remember good World Cup contender. There
ol’ Project 2010? It was U.S. are some goals, like saving
Soccer’s rose-tinted blueprint for the planet or marrying
the national team that they unveiled Gisele, that can take gen-
to great fanfare in 1998? Can you erations to achieve.
guess what the goal was? To win the BENNETT: Mark my words,
World Cup in 2010! Project 2030, ye of little faith: The United
anyone? States will bring home the
BENNETT: How many Turks or South World Cup before they ever
Koreans could you have named before win the World Baseball
they reached the semifinals in 2002? Classic.
It was their organization and work ethic
that took them so far. But, with or with-
out a good American run deep into this
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There are just two things about the Patenaude notching the tournament’s first hat
World Cup that prevent Americans from trick in the opening round. The team was bounced
caring: It involves soccer and the rest of the world. by Argentina in the semifinals, and when their
When I hear that Tunisia is playing Belgium for the league fell victim to the Great Depression shortly
crucial Group H runner-up spot, all I want is a map. protest far too much. Our feelings of inadequacy afterward, it had dire consequences for the future
The only way Americans are going to learn another are no doubt compounded by the fact that while of the sport in America. Because soccer had been
country’s name is if it attacks us. our men toil away unsuccessfully against the established here solely as a professional game,
—Joel Stein, Time magazine, June 2002 likes of the Czechs and Ghana, our women’s lacking essential amateur roots at the collegiate
team is perpetually ranked number one in level, the sport now had no chance to develop
America’s winning mentality has made it the world. them, and began its history of decline.
the world’s sole superpower. In the realm Yet, the United States’s relationship with In 1950, soccer was so insignificant that the
of sports, nothing said it quite like the the World Cup started out on somewhat United States World Cup victory against the mighty
original Dream Team’s performance at of a high note. At the very first tourna- English barely registered in the national media. The
the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, crushing ment in 1930, the Americans arrived United States fielded a ramshackle team, some of
the rest of the world without pausing as seeded favorites, thanks to many whom were not even citizens, and entered the game
for a single time-out. We tend to reclas- European countries who declined expecting to be cannon fodder, a 500-to-1 long shot
sify sports in which we don’t excel as an invitation, but also thanks to the after beating and then tying Cuba in qualifying—
trivial, if not irrelevant. Noblesse oblige semiprofessional American Soccer after losing their five previous games by the com-
requires that we cede Ping-Pong to the League which had prospered since bined score of 41–3. Their 1–0 victory remains one of
Chinese or rugby to New Zealand’s All its creation in 1921 by British, the greatest upsets in the history of the sport to this
Blacks. German, and Scandinavian immi- day—as great a shock as if the English trounced an
When it comes to soccer, however, grants up and down the East Coast. American All-Star team on the baseball diamond.
something is different. The emo- Known affectionately as “The Shot The two heroes of the game were Haitian-born
tional energy we spend on actively Putters” on account of their stocky striker Joe Gaetjens, who scored a wonder goal
hating the game is nothing short physiques, the team made it as against the run of play, flying in with his head to
of extraordinary. Surely, we doth far as final four, with striker Bert deflect a shot over the line in the 38th minute, and
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Copyright © 2010 by David Hirshey and Roger Bennett
Published in the United States by ESPN Books, an imprint of ESPN, Inc., New York, and Ballantine Books,
an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., New York.
Hirshey, David.
The ESPN World Cup companion : everything you need to know about the planet’s
biggest sports event / David Hirshey and Roger Bennett.
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ISBN 978-0-345-51792-0 (hardcover : alk. paper)
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