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"\"\\\"\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\nDarrin Farmer\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDarrin Farmer, a local judge of elections in Allegheny

County, Pennsylvania, was arrested after allegedly failing to show up to the polls Tuesday and
instead deciding to work as a jitney driver for the day.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAllegheny County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDavid Ziskowski and Megan Ohara\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAuthorities say
David Ziskowski and Megan Ohara left the woman's name and telephone number in the guestbook of
a South Florida art gallery before stealing about $6,000 worth of jewelry.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPalm Beach
County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nQuanta'e Powell\\\\\\\\nPowell is accused of
running naked around a Florida apartment complex in February, 2012. A police report on Powell's
arrest notes that, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Statements from the defendant were not possible as he
would only state he loved cocaine and needed more cocaine.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\nCrestview Police
Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDarron Lynn Koenig\\\\\\\\nKoenig was accused in
February, 2013 of throwing hammers at Texas construction workers and then baracading himself
inside his residence when police arrived to question him, according to the Houston
Chronicle.\\\\\\\\nFriendswood Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nGarrett Michael
Hoover\\\\\\\\nHoover was arrested for disorderly conduct in South Carolina on November, 16, 2012.
But, more importantly, he's \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"down to boink.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\nHorry County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSean Carl Payne\\\\\\\\nPayne is accused of being so drunk that
a police officer had to hold his head up for his mugshot after he was arrested in October, 2012 by
Humble, Tex. cops.\\\\\\\\nHumble Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTerry
Smith\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nOfficers in Port Orange, Fla., say Terry Smith allegedly tried to rob a taxi and, in
the process, left his wallet in the cab.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nVolusia County Sheriffs
Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWilliam Kise\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAfter crashing his Mustang into an
Indianapolis home, William Kise's first question to the victims was reportedly, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"You want
some pizzah\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIndianapolis Metropolitan Police
Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMichael Don Mitchell\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMichael Don Mitchell, 38, is
accused of stealing $87 in cash and change from a home in Lakeport, Tex., as well as a can of Chef
Boyardee ravioli. Investigators identified him by the spaghetti sauce around his lips and
mouth.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nGregg County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nArthur
Brundage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPolice in Syracuse, N.Y., say Arthur Brundage robbed a bank and then came
back to claim he was shortchanged on the loot.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSyracuse Police
Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDaniel Selmon\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPolice in Aurora, Ill., say they
discovered Daniel Selmon was growing marijuana when they spotted a large bonfire he allegedly lit
to keep the plants warm.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAurora Police Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRaymond
Garcia\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRaymond Garcia, 45, was arrested after cops saw him fighting a street
sign.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKRQE-TV\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPhillip Beach\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPhillip Beach is
accused of trying to steal a boat by jumping in the water and pulling it as he swam. He was arrested
for felony theft.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKXAN-TV\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJohn Caruso\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJohn
Caruso is accused of squirting dish soap in his girlfriend's mouth in an attempt to stop her from
cursing.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\n5min\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/WTSP-TV\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCristian VillarrealCastillo\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSheriff's deputies responding to a burglary call say they found Cristian
Villarreal-Castillo, a 20-year-old man, asleep on the kitchen floor of a home in
Oregon.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWashington County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nChad
William Forber\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nChad William Forber, 41, has been charged with possession of
methamphetamine, resisting or obstructing a peace officer and possession of drug paraphernalia,
stemming from an incident where he was found naked in public covered in nothing but
Crisco.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCourtesy of Rock Island Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJohnny
Broestler\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJohnny Broestler, 46, is accused of smearing dirty underwear on another

man's face after an argument about rent.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\n Alachual County Jail

\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJoyce Coffey\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJoyce Coffey was arrested four times in 26
hours for blasting the AC\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/DC song \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Highway to Hell\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" and other loud
music from her home and for throwing a frying pan. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRockingham County
Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLaKeisha Nicole Brown\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLaKeisha Nicole Brown, 24,
of Longview, Tex., is accused of running an SUV over five people playing dominoes in a car
port.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLongview Police Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJames David
Gray\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJames David Gray was charged with his fifth DUI when police in Ocala, Fla., pulled
him over for driving drunk on a lawnmower. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMarion County Sheriffs
Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTerry Davis\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTerry Davis is accused of stealing a
textbook called \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Resolving Ethical Issues\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" from the University of Louisville's
Health Sciences Center and then later trying to resell the book to a rival book
store.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLouisville Metro Corrections\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nApril
Hill\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nApril Hill, 22, of Greenville, Indiana, was arrested on preliminary charges of
operating a vehicle while intoxicated with a blood-alcohol content of 0.15 or higher and a felony
count of disturbing a train bed. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nFloyd County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEric
Butkiewicz\\\\\\\\nPatriotically-adorned Butkiewicz, 31, was arrested in the wee hours of the morning
after Independence Day for allegedly dealing drugs at Miami's posh Fontainebleau Hotel.\\\\\\\\nDade
County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRhonda Washington\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRhonda Washington, 33,
of Bryan, Tex., is accused of stabbing her husband because she didn't like his Facebook update. She
maintains that she stabbed him with keys because she was mad he was doing PCP in the
house.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBrazos County Sheriffs Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nNaked
Chainsaw\\\\\\\\nLindsay Medd Stevens was arrested by police in Knoxville, Tenn., for indecent
exposure after his neighbor saw him cutting a tree down -- while completely in the buff. Knox County
sheriff's deputy Scott Ritch told WATE-TV that he saw Stevens standing completely nude in his yard
cutting a tree, only to run inside his house when he saw the officer.\\\\\\\\nKNOX COUNTY
SHERIFFS OFFICE\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJason Dornhoff\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBuffalo County
Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRobert Gernot\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nGermot was accused of
threatening his neighbor by saying, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"When I get done taking a s--t, I'm gonna kick your f--ing a--!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSt. Lucie Sheriff's Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIlyass
Nabih and Thony Sengsoulya\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIlyass Nabih and Thony Sengsoulya, both of Nashua, New
Hampshire, were arrested on drug charges in June 2012 after authorities spotted them allegedly
trying to shoot up heroin while parked outside the Lawrence Police Station in
Massachusetts.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLawrence Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nVladimir
Mishkov\\\\\\\\nMishkov is accused of masturbating in front of a jail employee on his way to court to
face a previous flashing charge.\\\\\\\\nCourtesy of King County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKelsey Smith\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIn June, 2012, Smith was accused of
driving under the influence and of spitting blood on law enforcement officers in Volusia County,
Fla.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nVolusia County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRaymond Carl
Knudson\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRaymond Carl Knudson pleaded guilty June 25 to sticking up a Bank of
America branch in April, a crime he confessed within minutes of
committing.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMultnomah County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKola J.
McGrath\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKola J. McGrath was arrested for sneaking into her boyfriend's apartment
complex by hiding in a small pink suitcase in Portland, Ore. The police searched the apartment of
Curtis T. Lowe after being informed that a man had kidnapped a woman, put her in a suitcase, and
taken her into the building. They found McGrath hiding in a closet.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCourtesy of the
Multnomah County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHouaka Yang\\\\\\\\nHouaka Yang,
20, of Wisconsin, accidentally videotaped his confession and identified himself on tape with a
camcorder he stole. Once the video camera was recovered, the victim uploaded Yang's clip to
YouTube.\\\\\\\\nLa Crosse County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPocahontas\\\\\\\\nLuerissie
Ashley Ross -- who is also a stripper called Pocahontas -- was arrested in February after she

allegedly lured a man to his death and shot another in two robberies in Houston. Read
more.\\\\\\\\nHouston County Sheriff\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nClyde Hobbs\\\\\\\\nClyde Hobbs
was arrested in May, 2012 for allegedly calling 911 at least 17 times -- to talk dirty to operators.
He'd been arrested several times in the past for the same crime. When cops arrived to collar him,
Hobbs asked, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Are you here to arrest me againh\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" Read
more.\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPatricia Krentcil\\\\\\\\nPatricia Krentcil was charged with child
endangerment for allegedly allowing her 5-year-old to use a tanning booth, but the New Jersey mom
says the child got a sunburn from playing outside. Read more.\\\\\\\\nPolice
photo\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEugene Carl Kotelman\\\\\\\\nLargo (Fla.) Police pulled over
Kotelman allegedly for speeding and driving drunk on May 3. Cops checked the trunk and say they
found a small monkey tucked inside. Read more.\\\\\\\\nLargo Police Department
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAaron Latham\\\\\\\\nLatham, 22, allegedly got naked, stole a man's
truck and then ran it into the front of a home at 50 mph. Read more.\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJoseph
Hannah\\\\\\\\nSheriff's deputies in Albuquerque, N.M. arrested Joseph Hannah for allegedly posing
as a police officer. He's accused of pointing a gun at a group of teenage boys and allegedly urinating
on a hat belonging to one of them. Two women told police that he pulled them over and flirted with
them in separate incidents. Read more.\\\\\\\\nBernalillo County Sheriff's
office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMichael Baker\\\\\\\\nMichael Baker was arrested after posting
a Facebook photo of himself stealing gas from a police car in Jenkins, Ky.Read more.\\\\\\\\nJenkins
Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRonaldo Silva \\\\\\\\nRonaldo Silva allegedly
broke out of a Brazilian prison by dressing in drag in April, 2012. He was caught less than an hour
by a cop who noticed that he walked funny in heels.Read more. \\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRay
Woods\\\\\\\\nRay Woods allegedly tied 89 bags of heroin and cocaine to his penis. When cops found
him out, he reportedly urinated all over himself. Read more.\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKeith
Fehr\\\\\\\\nKeith Fehr is accused of wearing a black dress and exposed himself to children at a park
in Illinois.Read more. \\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRaymond Foley\\\\\\\\nRaymond Foley, an IT guy at
an insurance company in West Des Moines, allegedly peed on four female co-workers' chairs over
the course of five months. The company installed surveillance cameras in April, 2012 when the
women complained, and reportedly caught Foley yellow handed.Read more.\\\\\\\\nDes Moines
Police\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJesse James Thomas\\\\\\\\nJesse James Thomas, arrested
March 28 for public drunkenness, Thomas was wearing a sombrero when he jumped on anofficer's
parked patrol car screaming his name, according to an account in the Sacramento Bee.Read more.
\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWilliam Bliss\\\\\\\\nWilliam Bliss was arrested in March, 2012 after
claiming four men made him carry a nuclear bomb -- while he was naked and drunk in the middle of
an Iowa City street.Read more.\\\\\\\\nFOX 47\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nChristina
Lopez\\\\\\\\nSalem police say surveillance video shows Christina Lopez watched her 17-year-old
daughter dance at Presley's Playhouse Cabaret, a strip club in Oregon. Read more. \\\\\\\\nMarion
County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBriana Rios\\\\\\\\nAccused teenage Bookie Briana Rios of
Florida is accused of taking bets on NBA and NFL games. Read more. \\\\\\\\nBroward County
Sheriff's Dept\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMatthew Ibarria\\\\\\\\nMatthew Ibarria, a fugitive
from Florida wanted for allegedly attacking a relative, was arrested after jumping naked from a car
in Georgia. This dashboard video from a Kingsland Police Department vehicle allegedly shows him
running away. Read more.\\\\\\\\nKingsland Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJacob
Lee Bovia\\\\\\\\nJacob Lee Bovia is facing real indecent exposure charges for exposing his fake
genitalia to a group of women on Maryland's Anne Arundel Community College campus.Read more.
\\\\\\\\nAnne Arundel County\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJohn Jardini\\\\\\\\nJohn Jardini, 26, of
Pittsburgh allegedly robbed a woman for $60 -- and then asked her out on a date by cell phone. The
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"love\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" story gets worse. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nKDKATV\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJason Engel\\\\\\\\nJason Engel, 21, of Pittsburgh, was arrested
after he skipped a court hearing on charges that he stole $400 from a 2-year-old's piggy bank. Read
more here.\\\\\\\\nAllegheny County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMichael

Conley\\\\\\\\nFormer Elvis impersonator Michael Conley blamed his diabetes for starting a standoff
with Florida police, in which he threatened to use a weapon of mass destruction against them. He
allegedly held up a vial of what he called Ricin -- a highly potent toxin -- as he barricaded himself in a
motel in February, 2012. He was arrested about four hours later. Read more
here.\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMichael Barker\\\\\\\\nBarker called 911 repeatedly in Hudson, Fla.
asking them to fetch him a taxi and saying that he lost his football. Cops arrested him for allegedly
misusing the emergency system on Feb. 20, 2012. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nPasco Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMark Loescher\\\\\\\\nThose who attempt to arrest Mark
Loescher have their work cut out for them. When he was arrested for assault, he not only told
officers that he was Elvis Presley's brother, a friend of President Bush, and director of the CIA, but
he was also half-orangutan. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nCollier County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRamon Blair\\\\\\\\nA Martin County sheriff's deputy in Florida
arrested Ramon Blair, 28, based on tips from informants that Blair would have hundreds of dollars of
crack cocaine \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"on his person.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" An initial search turned no results, but a more
thorough search while in custody revealed that Blair had hidden the crack in, well, his crack. Blair
was told to undress, squat, and cough -- and police found what appeared to be a white piece of paper
in his buttocks, which contained crack cocaine. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nMartin County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nVerdon Taylor\\\\\\\\nClothes be darned: Verdon Taylor was
arrested in February, 2012 for allegedly stripping naked in the parking lot of a Walmart, walking
inside and putting on socks, then shopping. Almost needless to say, he was eventually Tased. Read
more here.\\\\\\\\nChester County Prison\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nNikolas Harbar and
Stephanie Pelzner\\\\\\\\nPortland, Ore. couple Nikolas Harbar and Stephanie Pelzner were arrested
on Valentine's Day, 2012 after Harbar allegedly bound his naked girlfriend and threw her in the back
of a car -- in the pursuit of a sexy role-play romp. Cops, after a long search, found that Pelzner wasn't
a kidnapping victim, but that both were disorderly conduct suspects. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nPortland
Police Bureau\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMisty Lawson\\\\\\\\nMisty Lawson, 30, a self-described
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"professional baby maker\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" on her Facebook page, allegedly punched her son in
the face and body several times during an in-home, state-mandated anger management course. Read
more here.\\\\\\\\nMySpace\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHarold Wayne Hadley, Jr.\\\\\\\\nHarold
Wayne Hadley, Jr. was arrested in February 2012 for allegedly threatening to blow up his Mississippi
school -- but he maintains it was a fart joke. He allegedly wrote, on a piece of toilet paper, that he
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"passed a bomb in the library.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" He was held on $20,000 bail. Read more
here.\\\\\\\\nJones County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAndrew Toothman\\\\\\\\nHe had a real
sweet tooth. Cops say they found 22-year-old Andrew Toothman lying down inside Kentucky Food
World IGA market on Feb. 2, completely covered in chocolate and peanut butter. He'd also allegedly
written \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Sorry\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" in NyQuil on the floor. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nLetcher County
Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAgustin Sanchez\\\\\\\\nRogue cuddler Agustin Sanchez allegedly
snuck into his ex-girlfriend's home and crawled into bed with her for a snuggle. The spooning
attempt was thwarted, however, when the woman notified police. Read more here.\\\\\\\\nOrange
County Sheriff's Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTimothy Randall Clark\\\\\\\\nTimothy
Clark probably didn't think his plan through when he allegedly shoplifted from a Wal-Mart at the
same time that police were holding their \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Shop With A Cop\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" charity event.Read
more.\\\\\\\\nCharles County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nOneal Morris\\\\\\\\nOneal
Morris is accused of posing as a doctor and filling a women's buttocks with cement, mineral oil and
flat-tire sealant. The woman wanted to work at a nightclub and searched for someone who could
perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say Oneal was was born a
man but identifies as a woman. Read more.\\\\\\\\nMiami Gardens Police
Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nOlivia Ornelas\\\\\\\\nPolice in Illinois say that Olivia
Ornelas blamed her DUI and crashed vehicle on her boyfriend's failure to take her, as he promised,
to the new \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Twilight\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" movie.Read more.\\\\\\\\nKendall County Sheriff
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nRanaldo Jack\\\\\\\\nAuthorities in Georgia found Ranaldo Jack stuck

in a woman's chimney. He was charged in connection with an attempted burglary.Read

more.\\\\\\\\nGwinnett County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMarsia Emanuel\\\\\\\\nMarsia
Emanuel allegedly flagged a school bus in Winter Haven, Fla., boarded and beat the bus driver in
front of her daughter, a student riding it already. Cops found Emanuel later at home where she
dropped her underpants in front of them, they said. It's unclear what was her motive. Read
more.\\\\\\\\nPolk County Sheriff's Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBug Spray
Bandit\\\\\\\\nInvestigators in California are trying to track down a man who robbed a bank armed
with pesticide. The suspect appeared to be carrying a black semi-automatic handgun and a plastic
container of pesticide when he held up the Pacific Western Bank in Rancho Santa Fe on Nov. 4,
2011.Read more.\\\\\\\\nFBI\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKaren Henry\\\\\\\\nPolice in Florida
arrested Karen Henry, 45, after she allegedly threatened her 80-year-old father with a knife for not
sharing his potato salad.Read more.\\\\\\\\nFlagler County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nGregory Liascos\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nThis camouflage might work well
in nature, but it really stands out in the police station. Oregon investigators believe Gregory Liascos,
36, was wearing this \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"ghillie\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" camouflage when he attempted to break into the
Rice Northwest Museum of Rocks and Minerals last week. After setting off alarms, the suspect
allegedly fled into a wooded area nearby. Officers only found Liascos when a police dog bit what
appeared to be a patch of grass -- which yelped in pain. On Oct. 12, 2011, authorities said Liascos
failed to show up for his trial. A warrant has been issued for his arrest.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWashington
County Sheriff's Office \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/ AP\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAlbert
Tejeda\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSheriff's deputies in Pinal County, Ariz., say Albert Tejeda's unique tattoos -- and
his lengthy rap sheet -- leave him with a face they'll never forget. After Tejeda allegedly fled during a
traffic stop, deputies claim they knew exactly who they were looking for and later found the 31-yea-old walking around Casa Grande with a samurai sword.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPinal County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJuan Aguirre\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEven if Juan Aguirre got away, he
would have ended up empty handed. Police said the 21-year-old Kansan stole six empty DVD boxes
from a local adult entertainment shop.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSaline County
Sheriff\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\n'Vampire' Josephine Smith\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJosephine Smith is
seen in this booking photo from the Pinellas County Jail. Smith was arrested after allegedly attacking
and biting a piece of skin off a homeless man in St. Petersburg after proclaiming \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"I am a
vampire, I am going to eat you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\". \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPinellas County
Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEdwin Tobergta\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEdwin Tobergta, 32, is seen in this
booking photo from the Butler County Sheriff's Office. Tobergta was arrested after allegedly having
sex with an inflatable pool raft. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nButler County
Sheriff\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJoshua Greene\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIt's not easy to be the most most
memorable visitor when thousands of NASCAR fans come to town, but West Virginia's Joshua
Greene made a pretty good run for that honor when police caught the streaking 27-year-old with a
raccoon in his car.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSullivan County Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIsmael
Ambrosio\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWe're not saying there's guilt written all over his face, but Ismael Ambrosio is
seen in this Aug. 9 booking photo from the Pinellas County (Fla.) Jail with a facial tattoo that could
not have pleased police officers. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPinellas County
Jail\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nThe
hand of justice makes an appearance in this mug shot. Nichlous Peternik -- and the arm of a law
enforcement official in Redding, Calif. -- are featured prominently in this memorable booking photo
taken after Peternik was arrested on suspicion of burglary. Officials say they were forced to reach
into the frame when Peternik refused to pull his hair back from over his face.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nShasta
County Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMan Charged with DWI for Driving
Motorized Cooler\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAn Australian man caught driving a motorized cooler box through a
beachside resort town appeared in court charged with drunk driving, The Courier Mail reported
Monday. Christopher Ian Petrie, 23, faces charges of driving under the influence and driving without
a license after police caught him on the makeshift vehicle, which was powered by a 50cc

engine. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\neBay.com\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLorena Tavera\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nFormer

Miss El Paso USA Lorena Tavera was arrested for allegedly shoplifting a $69 shirt in El Paso.
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEl Paso Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCory Smits\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCory
Smits, 29, is seen in this booking photo from the Manitowoc County Sheriff's Department. Smits was
found guilty July 7 on his fifth offense of operating a vehicle while intoxicated.
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nManitowoc Sheriff's Dept. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPatrick Francis
Brooks\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nThis booking photo from the Shasta County Sheriff's Office in California shows
Patrick Francis Brooks and his obscene tattoo after his July 11 arrest on charges of burglary,
receiving stolen property, forgery and violating the terms of his parole for a previous
conviction.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nShasta County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMark Anthony
Richardson Jr. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMark Anthony Richardson Jr. wore diapers and faked being autistic to
get women to babysit him. He was sentenced to three years in prison in July 2011 for groping an 18year-old daughter of one of the conned nannies. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nOklahoma County
Sheriff\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMug Shot: \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLevon T. Sarkisyan, allegedly broke
into a Connecticut home and smashed statues and furniture, because he claimed God told him to do
it, according to police. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nFarmington Police Department
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPolice in
Phoenix, Ariz., have accused Randon Reid of the crime of flight -- and a crime against flight.
Investigators say the 26-year-old suspect opened fire on an airplane parked at Deer Valley Airport,
then fled from authorities who tried to pull him over. He has reportedly been charged with felony
flight and driving under the influence.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMaricopa County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHoly
handcuffs! Police in a smog-clotted town in northwest Michigan are touting the arrest of Batman.
The legendary caped crusader was reportedly nabbed while dangling from a 30-foot-high building.
The unmasked superhero wannabe is actually a local resident named Mark Wayne Williams.
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAP\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not
Apply\\\\\\\\nSome people have guilt written all over their faces, and others, like assault suspect
Robert Norton Kennedy, have apologies tattooed across their foreheads. A booking photo released
by the authorities in Horry County, S.C., appears to show the 51-year-old sporting a facial tattoo that
reads: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Please forgive me if I say or do anything stupid. Thank You!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" (Read
More)\\\\\\\\nHorry County Sheriff\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need
Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nA South Carolina man who twice pleaded guilty to having sex with a horse
has been released from prison and put on probation, under the condition that he keep his distance
from the horse. Rodell Vereen, pictured in this file photo, was released from prison after serving 16
months. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHorry County Detention Center \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/
AP\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIt was
almost a kiss of death. Deputies in Florida say 92-year-old Helen Staudinger opened fire on her
neighbor's house after the much younger resident refused to give her a kiss. Investigators at the
Marion County Sheriff's Office claim Staudinger refused to leave 53-year-old Dwight Bettner unless
her neighbor gave her a kiss. She allegedly returned with a gun. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMarion County
Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need Not
Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nIt's always best to practice what you preach. Police in Florida say they arrested
the former president of a local chapter of Mother's Against Drunk Driving for driving under the
influence. Debra Oberlin has been charged with drunk driving for the Feb. 18 incident.
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nGainesville Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime:
Masterminds Need Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPolice in Michigan say a man claimed he was royalty
before trying to steal a pack of Marlboros from a 7-Eleven. Joseph Lawrence Borowiak is charged
with strong-arm robbery and resisting arrest after allegedly wrestling a store clerk over a pack of
cigarettes. Borowiak reportedly stated, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"The king doesn't pay for cigarettes.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWarren Police Department\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds
Need Not Apply\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJerome Smith's forehead says he's a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Genius,\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" but

police say he wasn't being smart when he allegedly struck a pregnant woman with a handgun. The
Cincinnati, Ohio, resident is accused of repeatedly pistol-whipping a woman who was eight months
pregnant in late January. \\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHamilton County Sheriff
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLeo Earl Sharp\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nWhen police caught 87-year-old
Leo Earl Sharp allegedly transporting 228 pounds of cocaine, the suspect told them that he was
forced \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"at gunpoint\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" to transport the
drugs.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nAP\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\nAndrei Bibbs, 54, of the 3000 block of Coopers Grove
Court, was arrested Jan. 7 Illinois State Police and charged with driving while under the influence of
alcohol. He was clearly shocked by the change. \\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMichael
Belton\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBelton lost his wig, sunglasses and $115,000 worth of casino chips when security
wrestled him to the floor during a botched weekend heist, according to
authorities.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nFacebook\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDumb Crime: Masterminds Need
Not Apply\\\\\\\\nTiffany Pocock, 27, of Bellevue, Ohio, spat blood on the cops who were arresting her
in late May 2012. After being detained for driving a vehicle while impaired, Pocock also began
banging her head repeatedly against the door of the police vehicle, sustaining personal injuries that
resulted in her hospitalization. Read more.\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDylan DiFalco told a Sheriff's
deputy he had to urinate and, when the cop told him he'd have to wait, he peed in the cop car,
according to an arrest report. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"I told you I had to go you stupid cop,\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" Difalco
said, according to the report.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCollier County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMilton Hodges\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHodges, 20, of Florida, allegedly
fled to a nudist colony and threatened residents there after committing an armed robbery at a
nearby Lowe's. The fully-clothed Hodges was reported to have been easily identified by his pursuers
in the naked environment.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTimothy Paul Shelby\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nShelby,
53, was arrested in South Florida on June 1, 2012 for driving without a license -- immediately after
leaving a courthouse after he appeared for the same offense.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nNicole
Okrzesik\\\\\\\\nOkrzesik is accused of helping to kill 19-year-old Juliana Mensch in March. She
allegedly sent incriminating text messages and conducted fishy Google searches implicating herself
in the crime.\\\\\\\\nBroward County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nNikoleta
Karoly\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nKaroly is accused of choking her boyfriend because he refused to marry her so
she could get a new Visa.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCollier County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBradley Pope\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPope was arrested for DUI. He
allegedly told police that he was a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"covert agent\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" and that he had drank 100
beers.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTracy Mabb\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nMabb is accused of exposing herself
at an intersection in Pompano Beach, Fla. She allegedly told police she didn't \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"give a f-k\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" about her actions, according to a police report.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nEverett
Lages\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nLages was arrested when he allegedly called 911 after he was not allowed to
bring his kitten inside a strip club.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCharlotte County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nJames Seehaus\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSeehaus allegedly told police that
he robbed a 7-Eleven in Palm Bay, Fla. after his fiance refused to have sex with
him.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBrevard County Sheriff's Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nCody
Slaughter\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nSlaughter is accused of admitting to child molestation and bestiality during a
job interview with the US Border Patrol.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nYuma County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nTimothy Paez\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nPaez is accused of urinating on a
woman's leg after she rejected his advances.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nBoulder County Sheriff's
Office\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDajuan Porter\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nDajaun Porter is accused of
breaking into the homes of male victims and giving them oral sex as they
slept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nHarrisburg Police Dept.\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\\nimage\\\\\\\\n\\\\\\\"\\\"\"