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Alan Civil
Background
Fig. 1
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Hahvahd
Results
Method
Efficacy
Notes
Being yourself
Low
Tinder
Low
Low
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Junior hire
Tenure
Conclusions
Although it is generally thought that scientific reproducibility
benefits from transparent, honest practices (Simmons et al.,
2011), sexual reproducibility seems to derive from the inverse.
The most effective methods of improving reproducibility were
those that involved subterfuge: lying about who you are or
distracting others with endeavors unrelated to psychology. The
clear lesson here is reproducibility improves most by eschewing
social psychology altogether.
While psychologists may yearn for higher rates of
reproducibility, especially on lonely nights in the dead of winter,
this goal requires more effort than many psychologists are willing
to put in. Some may argue that the incentive structure of the
field is such that reproducibility can never truly improve. Such
pessimism is not unwarranted, especially given the close
synchronicity between the biological and tenure clocks.
Nonetheless, there is a window of opportunity for vigorous
reproducibility, and viable methods for extending it.
Our studies failing to replicate may be all but inevitable, but
our bodies failing to replicate need not be.
Cloning
High
No relation.
2 It is generally considered poor form to try to reproduce oneself, especially in
public. Besides, the results are highly predictable, which takes most of the fun
out of it.
3 There is no Nobel prize for Psychology. The most you can hope for is one of
those fake Nobels in Economics. Maybe its time you gave up on this silly
dream of being a psychologist and become a novelist like you always wanted.
The bohemian life has other things to recommend it: Artists have excellent sex
lives.
Win Nobel
N/A
The authors would like to thank their mentor and inspiration, Arina K. Bones.
Grad school
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University