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[]crappy_guitarist 94 points 13 hours ago
BDFM
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[]knullc0n 27 points 7 hours ago
When you live off the F, you really feel the F in it.
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[]morningitwasbright 12 points 7 hours ago
I hate the F
[]SmartandJunk 5 points 5 hours ago
Everyone can agree the A train is awful
[]rodneytrousers 10 points 3 hours ago
No. The G is fucking awful.
[]Ruby_Solitaire 4 points 2 hours ago
The G stands for "Good Luck"
[]_Larry_Love_ 1 point an hour ago
Or "Ghost Train"
[]LazyCon 2 points an hour ago
It wild at least be useful if it connected to the R for connecting Astoria with Brooklyn, but the
transfer from the M is a pain in the ass.
[]HowYaDoinCutie -1 points 3 hours ago
And the 1 between 59th and 125th can be evil.
[]shott85 4 points 1 hour ago
You're on one of the best lines in the city, cherish it. Avoid the FGL like the plague.
[]Geruvah 1 point 32 minutes ago
And the 6.
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[]thisguybuda 1 point 45 minutes ago
The train is being delayed due to track congestion.
[]some-ginger 1 point 1 hour ago
Dude, going from the crowded as fuck E to the F on the morning commute...fuck that shit. Stupid
high school kids singing Drake n shit...the J at night is dope for people watching though. Going
from Sutphan all the way to Canal street you'll see some shit. Trannies with 5 o clock shadow,
schitzophrenics talking to themselves while they roll up and spark it inside the motherfucking train.
Fun shit.
[]homerblob 2 points 59 minutes ago
Well there was an orange 'S' train up to 2003 for the Grand St shuttle. Just ask anyone who went
to Chinatown.
[]erdmanbr 2 points 52 minutes ago
NEDM
[]dadosky2010 1 point 13 minutes ago
That's a meme I haven't seen since middle school!
[]chickenyogurt 56 points 9 hours ago
STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS, PLEASE
[]thats_bone 25 points 7 hours ago
Hey Ladies and Gentleman, sorry to bother you, I'm trying to drive to California but I've run out of
gas. I have a wife and kid in a car who are starving and we could use your help (puts in
headphones)mm mmmmmm mmm mmmmm mmmmmmm mmmm
[]Epithemus 6 points 4 hours ago
The occasional this
[]CoolerRon 2 points 2 hours ago
Big Boo!!!
[]thats_bone 0 points 4 hours ago*
lol that was an EPIC takedown of a disgusting Christian.
[]Epithemus 1 point 4 hours ago
Was just looking for preaching, every video suggestion is a "takedown" i just wanted to find a video
of them doing their thing like usual. However, still valid, there's the occasional confrontation that we
all watch and giggle at.
[]Geruvah 21 points 8 hours ago
[ding] STAND CLEAR OF THE CLOSING DOORS, PLEASE
[]nbyevu 1 point 1 hour ago
On the old subways...
Frustrated Conductor: IF YOU CANNOT FIT ON THIS TRAIN, THERE IS A TRAIN RIGHT
BEHIND US. GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DOORS.
[]bonnetbea 8 points 6 hours ago
SHOWTIME WHAT TIME IS IT
[]matt_damons_brain 5 points 8 hours ago
THE NEXT TRAIN... WILL NOT STOP.
[]GildAndIDelete 5 points 6 hours ago
IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.
PLEASE STAND BACK AS THE TRAIN APPROACHES THE STATION.
I HAVE NO LEGS. I HAVE NO LEGS.
[]Adarkox 5 points 5 hours ago
WE ARE BEING HELD MOMENTARILY DUE TO CONSTRUCTION
[]shott85 1 point 1 hour ago
WE ARE DELAYED DUE TO TRAIN TRAFFIC AHEAD OF US

[]bibimmmbop 1 point 5 hours ago
THE NEXT TRAIN IS MANHATTAN BIND LOCAL TRAIN
[]Friscogonewild 200 points 13 hours ago
Gotta appreciate the effort that went into matching that "S" sticker's color.
But I finished appreciating it like the 40th time I saw it posted 2 years ago.
[]lewj21 40 points 13 hours ago
Wow are you one of those people who can see like 100x more colours than normal people? I can
not tell the difference.
[]R3ZZONATE 110 points 12 hours ago
http://imgur.com/gallery/rlLZe
[]Delvin_McElroy 26 points 7 hours ago
Kept backing out and reloading thinking my internet is fucking up because the pics werent loading
right.
Finally took a close look at the last image.
You clever sneaky bastard.
[]HououinKyouma1 1 point 5 hours ago
There's something in the last image? What is it?
[]TheGunganSithLord 2 points 4 hours ago
It starts with di- and ends with -utt
[]HououinKyouma1 1 point 21 minutes ago
I can't see it. It's just black
[]mreut 1 point 1 hour ago
rhymes with dickputt.
[]Flaisse 27 points 11 hours ago
5/7
[]Yotarian 10 points 8 hours ago
Perfect
[]ZapPowerz 3 points 8 hours ago
80% of the time.
[]thiscontradiction[S] 5 points 1 hour ago
I kept thinking my phones connection was shitty and kept trying to move to different locations to get
the images to load. I'm an idiot. Also, never saw this before so even though it is a repost to many of
you, thanks for not being such a Squidward.
[]vspazv 12 points 12 hours ago
It has air bubbles under the sticker. Just to the right of the top of the S.
[]R3ZZONATE 22 points 13 hours ago
Its hard to tell at this point because every time its reposted the quality of the image goes down a
little.
[]distance7000 13 points 9 hours ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generation_loss
[]vexstream 7 points 7 hours ago
I wonder if you could tell the age of a repost by the data loss.
[]tommybres 10 points 4 hours ago
Like carbon dating for jpegs? I like the way you think.
[]vexstream 1 point 4 hours ago
That's the idea. I reckon I'd need an original copy of the photo to tell the compression age.
[]tommybres 1 point 3 hours ago
That's easy, just find the post with a personal story saying the picture is obviously original.
[]Unicorn_Tickles 22 points 12 hours ago
Well that line is BDFM. This is he NYC subway. There are a couple shuttle ("S") lines but they're
always colored grey.
So I can't tell if the colors are different or not but I definitely know that's not the real. Whether
photoshop or sticker.
[]B-tuf 12 points 9 hours ago
It was a sticker, and it stayed up there for quite some time.
Source: Have to take the B train quite a lot, unfortunately.
No, the color is good. But that is the BDFM line, so the S is faked one way or another.
[]slcfilmmaker 5 points 8 hours ago
Wait, don't you mean the "M" sticker color? That's the only one that looks different to me. Or... am I
a silly man that's missing a joke or something here.
The "M" is closer to the light. The color on all 4 is pretty perfect.
It's just obvious to any New Yorker that the "S" is fake because there is no S-train on the 6th
Avenue (Orange) line. There are trains that are labeled "S" (for "shuttle"), but none of them stop at
a station that also serves BDF and M trains, and their circles are gray.
[]CRISPR 2 points 4 hours ago
effort that went into matching
Would you say that the level of effort was masochistic?
[]teaLux 1 point 4 hours ago
I agree on the color matching (4 years of corporate graphic design)
[]megablast 1 point 1 hour ago
You can always spot the new people to London.
[]phazer29 0 points 5 hours ago
shut your god damn mouth. if you don't like reposts, you can leave the internet.
[]Grimtaco27 0 points 2 hours ago
Go subscribe to Just dude stuff! on youtube. We have tits, men, and an overall good time!
[]loslambda 37 points 8 hours ago
First, the S train's color is grey not orange.
Second, this is the essex train stop connectiing the B, D, F, and M train.
Third, all connections should read in numeric-alpha order (1-9 then A-Z)
[]SmartandJunk 6 points 5 hours ago
Lifetime New Yorker here, 28+years , never bothered noticing subway lines were in numerical/
alphabetical order. Thank you stranger.
Edit: Alphabetical on signs. Don't really care as long as I can get where I'm going on time ex: job
interview, Netflix and chill
[]smurf_professional 9 points 5 hours ago
It sounds like we'd get along in real life.
[]Redbird9346 4 points 1 hour ago
First, the S train's color is grey not orange.
Just because that's the way things are now, it doesn't mean there hasn't been one in the past. In
fact, various S colors are still on the trains
Second, this is the Essex train stop connecting the B, D, F, and M train.
Wrong. Neither the B nor the D stop at Essex/Delancey. This would be Broadway-Lafayette. This
isn't the first time that this has happened.
Third, all connections should read in numeric-alpha order (1-9 then A-Z)
They should, but they don't. Most often, they're grouped by color and then sorted alphabetically
(e.g. "Columbus Circle 1 A C B D" instead of "1 A B C D").
[]dubbs505050 1 point 3 hours ago
You must be from the old school, talking about that 9 train.
[]blaptothefuture 1 point 13 minutes ago
Sometimes I ride the 7 express just because I miss the diamonds.
We'll never have double lettered trains again :(
[]theloudestshoutout 4 points 6 hours ago
This is a Brooklyn bound A train on the F track to Jay Street. The next stop is ffhffhhhhgh.
[]Nobody773 1 point 1 hour ago
I got on an R train on the D track in Broadway-lafayette once.
[]throwawayswede123 5 points 4 hours ago
"Sorry I'm late, I got a little tied up in traffic"
YOU HAD ONE JOB OP
[]maelstrom197 4 points 3 hours ago
"You'll get off when I tell you to"
[]savemejebus0 7 points 12 hours ago
Figure this shit out.
[]niknik888 3 points 2 hours ago
That's just a large bread slicer. New yawkers love their sammy's!
[]icyassassin 3 points 1 hour ago
Every time I get off at a stop with that exit I just look for another nearby one
Hate those things, not to mention how easily someone like a little kid can get trapped in them
[]Ceedub260 3 points 50 minutes ago
Reminds me of when I was playing roller coaster tycoon back in the day. Sometimes there were
goals to have a certain number of people in your park by a specific date. So I would throw a "do
not enter" sign up on the exit to the park so no one would leave.
[]bort186 1 point 4 minutes ago
When I doubled up on one of these, Brooklyn judge informed me it's call a "high-wheel"
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[]_oceanix 3 points 6 hours ago
dammit jared
[]unwill 2 points 4 hours ago
Same station; http://imgur.com/TbkfcgD
[]I-AM-Canadian-Eh 2 points 13 hours ago
Love it when this happens.
[]SquidwardTesticles__ 1 point 8 hours ago
Flawless screencap
[]corrosive_substrate 1 point 8 hours ago
You can probably beat the rush.
[]felipe0116 1 point 7 hours ago
Hey Ladies and Gentleman, sorry to bother you, I'm trying to navigate another city's public
transport.
[]YouKnowWho33 1 point 5 hours ago
Were you late for work because you got tied up on your way there?
[]dogmonkey94 2 points 3 hours ago
Plus they probably weren't allowed to get off when they wanted too.
[]leightball 1 point 5 hours ago
Would have been there earlier but I was tied up
[]leightball 1 point 5 hours ago
Would have though the entry to the underground railroad would have been less obvious
[]Error_UserNotFound 1 point 3 hours ago
/r/redditpuns
[]the_dead168 1 point 2 hours ago
pun city
[]giverofnofucks 1 point 2 hours ago
The joke is supposed to be "I'm gonna be late again - I'm all tied up".
At least, that's what the joke was the last time this was reposted.
[]reposthaterwithlove 1 point 2 hours ago
I hate reposts but I love you all
[]maz-o 1 point 2 hours ago
You're gonna be late because you're taking the NYC subway
[]burento4 1 point 2 hours ago
pun city
[]Cameck 1 point 1 hour ago
http://instantrimshot.com/audio/rimshot.mp3
[]ohthisoldchestnut 1 point 56 minutes ago
Oh, this old chestnut.
[]shleeby 1 point 55 minutes ago
S is gray its the shuttle train and the m is brown
[]icehock6969 1 point 54 minutes ago
http://imgur.com/HFM4Mz1 ~ NSFW ish
[]Gerritmp 1 point 27 minutes ago
Puns are funny
[]Vaginal_Stank 2 points 8 hours ago
"Yeah, I'll be running late... Uh huh, again... What's that? Oh, no I just got tied up on the subway"
[]akm-scout 0 points 4 hours ago
ttj
[]dollBDSM 0 points 9 hours ago
http://imgur.com/HFM4Mz1 ~ NSFW ish
[]HeresZachy 1 point 13 hours ago
Hate it when that happens
[]vizio47 1 point 9 hours ago
Giggity
[]Honk_If_Top_Comment 0 points 12 hours ago
Hell is trying to navigate another city's public transport.
[]Gnurreia -2 points 5 hours ago
I had no idea what this meant so i had to Google it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM
[]Suixle 0 points 4 hours ago
At my subway on my way to school. There's a room labeled, and I shit you not.
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Track Lubrication
I shall take a picture of it next time I see it.
[]niknik888 1 point 2 hours ago
Another missed opportunity for you?
[]slardybartfast8 0 points 2 hours ago
There's no god damn S train.
[]FortyYearOldVirgin 1 point 1 hour ago
In fact, there are three of them.
http://web.mta.info/nyct/service/sline.htm
[]devilsephiroth -1 points 9 hours ago
Omg why
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