From the Weekly World News, June 7, 1994

Shocking confessions rock nation's capital!

12 U.S. SENATORS ARE SPACE ALIENS!

by Nick Mann - Special report

WASHINGTON - A space alien who stunned the world by revealing that

five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 1992 dropped another
bombshell when he met with President Bill Clinton in the White House just days ago,
and named seven more senators who hail from distant planets!
And far from denying the extraterrestrial's allegations, Senators Phil Gramm, Dennis
DeConcini, John D. Rockefeller IV, Bennett Johnston, Howell Heflin, Christopher
Dodd, and William S. Cohen conceded that "the time is right to make our true
identities known".
"Senators John Glenn, Orrin Hatch, Nancy Kassebaum, Sam Nunn, and Alan
Simpson came out of the alien closet two years ago and now we find that seven
more senators are not from Earth", said author and UFO expert Nathaniel Dean,
who identified the first group of space alien senators in a news conference that
made international headlines in November 1992.
"The implications," he continued", are almost beyond comprehension. For one thing,
we now know that the destiny of the most powerful nation on Earth is being shaped
and guided by entities who aren't even human.
"I'm not saying that this is bad, because it might very well be good.
If the universe is inhabited by other creatures and civilizations, we need to know
about them.
We also need linkage.
And if nothing else, these space alien legislators can serve as our links to a world
that is even more advanced than our own".
Dean's report stunned political analysts and threatened to touch off a public panic
that, as one CIA source put it, "could quickly get out of control".
White House spokesmen declined to comment, but sources privately confirmed that
the President's meeting with the alien took place when the Secret Service escorted
the creature into the White House at 4:36 a.m. on April 24.
They also suggested that the President will address the issue in an upcoming news
conference, although they could not provide a time or date.
While analysts scrambled to gauge public reaction, the senators sought ways to
minimize any negative fallout and put the right spin on the creature's revelations.

Contacted at his office in Washington, Sen. Gramm, R. - Texas, took the high road
with full and immediate disclosure, saying: "It's all true. We are space aliens. And I'm
amazed that it's taken you so long to find out.
When we read that the other aliens had been exposed in 1992, we knew it was only
a matter of time before you got the rest of us".
Less expansive but equally honest was Sen. DeConcini, D. - Ariz. In a prepared
statement, he said: "As chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee, I am quite
distressed. My highly classified cover has been blown".
Sen. Rockefeller, D. - W. Va., cleverly turned questions about the space alien
heritage into a plug for national health-care reform, saying: "I love it here on Earth,
but our health-care system is better at home".
Sen. Heflin, D. - Ala., was obviously taken off-guard by reporters' questions. He
called the space alien's revelations "surprising" and went on to say: "Yes, my
parents were Heaven sent".
Sen. Johnston, D. - La., said: "At least the cat is out of the bag, although this isn't
exactly the way I intended to tell my family and friends".
Sen. Dodd, D. - Conn., expressed relief "that all this is public". In the most terse
response of all, Sen. Cohen, R. - Maine, said, "I admit it".
Dean's sources said the space alien identified the extraterrestrial senators in a 25minute meeting with President Clinton.
Dean does not know what else, if anything, was discussed at the meeting.
"The first question that came to my mind was whether the senators are
U.S. citizens and eligible to serve in the U.S. Senate", said Dean.
"From what I understand, they were born in the U.S. and are U.S. citizens. It just so
happens that their parents were from another world. The senators look like ordinary
humans", he continued, "but the space alien who met with President Clinton had an
answer for that, too.
He reportedly said the senators looked human because they choose to
look human. It is a simple matter for us to change our forms".
Oddly enough, the extraterrestrial alien refused to pinpoint the planet or star system
he and the alien senators came from, Dean said.
The twelve senators identified as space aliens are:
Christopher Dodd, D. Connecticut
Bennett Johnston, D. Louisiana
William S. Cohen, R. Maine

Dennis DeConcini, D. Arizona

Orrin Hatch, R. Utah
Nancy Kassebaum, R. Kansas
Alan Simpson, R. Wyoming
Phil Gramm, R. Texas
Howell Heflin, D. Alabama
John D. Rockefeller IV, D. - West Virginia
Sam Nunn, D. Georgia
John Glenn, D. Ohio
(Transcriber's Note: Christopher Dodd's father was also a senator from Connecticut.
John D. Rockefeller IV is, as the name indicates, a member of the Rockefeller
family, which has been powerful in both politics and business for several
generations. John Glenn was one of the first U.S. astronauts, and participated in
Projects Mercury, Gemini, and Apollo).