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UPON
A
DEADLINE
A BIOPSY OF STORY
Harendra Kapur
This ones for all the suckers who still believe in love.
Prologue
Story
28
Give a sh*t
Minimalism
38
Idiots
14
Cut!
40
1 on 1
20
6 steps to story
42
Contagions
24
Identity
44
Awesome
46
Device
48
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Epilogue
56
This book has been written and designed for several reasons.
Some arrogant and self serving - some wishful and idealistic.
But the belief that this book should exist within the vast narrative of
creativity, is based on a series of observations.
The bulk of my experience of marketing and creativity is as a student.
As a student of Mass Media.
As a student of corporate machineries.
As a student of Graphic Design.
But more significantly, as a student of people and what makes them
tick.
This book starts out as observations ond learnings that relate strictly
to advertising.
It ends as observations on living happier, healthier, motivated lives.
This book exists, above all, to help bring brands and the
creatives charged with communicating for them away from
the context of business, and into
The
Context
of
Humanity.
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GIVE
A
SH*T
8
Either you arent listening, or you havent conveyed the fact that you
are listening very well.
But your relationship with anyone can only work if you suck it up and
listen to what theyre saying.
LISTEN!
Fight your instinctual presumptions,
and listen to every tiny detail you would have missed if you didnt.
Your lack of a sh*t given is always going to shine through if you dont.
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Did they watch that piece of sh*t video and not yours?
Are they not coming to your amazingly designed website?
Dont they get that this is good design and that is bad design?
IDIOTS!
There is a tendency, conscious and subconscious,
to think of our audiences as ill informed or stupid.
Most audiences arent as smart as your average creative, right?
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The
Onus of
Communication
is on
The Sender.
(Hint:Thats you.)
15
You come into work every day struggling with all sorts of sh*t.
But you, dear reader, have picked a job where you need to become the
center of someone elses.
WRONG!
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Things go viral
if they make me
feel cool
for sharing them
with you.
What is Viral?
24
Varun Joshua
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The undeniable truth about all human beings is that everything they
do, they do for their own benefit.
If you give a homeless person money, you do so within your own
selfish world view of how things ought to be.
It doesnt mean youre a good person and it doesnt mean youre a bad
person.
It means that you, like every other living organism on the planet, exist
eternally as a response to your own survival.
When you create something and you want it to go viral, you are hoping
for not one but TWO responses from the viewer.
1. They like the content.
2. They think its worth sharing.
The goal is for millions of views, but you can only achieve that by
targeting single responses. Millions of single responses.
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Anyone writing a book about the sh*t Ive written eventually reaches a
point where they have to say something vague about emotions.
The problem is emotions, being personal and volatile, are always hard
to target.
Emotions are essentially the consequence of what we do.
STORY
What we do, is
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In a broad sense, you could say the world consists of two kinds of
people:
Those who started asking Why? and eventually stop in the interest of
living their lives.
And those who never quite stop asking Why?
I am uninhibitedly a member of group no. 2.
But regardless of whether you ask the question or not, I think every
single one of us has accepted at some level, that we do not know.
So what do we do?
We eat. We sleep. We f*ck.
We create.
Like characters in a film that has no apparent plot, we move on and we
start establishing our own stories.
Im going to marry her.
I quit.
Dude we should totally get hammered tonight!
But every so often, we find our own stories just arent enough. Theyre
either too stressful, too tiring or just too damn real.
.
So, we put the TV on and wonder if Sherlock Holmes is going to find
the killer.
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This
is the
Human
Condition
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32
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34
35
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Minimalism
38
39
Cut!
Ahh...
Our purpose
Why?
Our story
40
Our context
41
6 steps to story:
Identify the characters
Consider everyone.
The retailer, the manager, the
consumer and even the brand
itself.
If your character is abstract think
of an analogy or metaphor that
works.
Vodafone have used a pug to
depict themselves and the impact
was huge.
Remember: when you pick a
character you pick a personality.
You pick a tone and a mood that
should carry the communication.
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To the inventive:
Edit
Pick your strongest candidates
from the first 4 steps.
Is every single element
necessary?
Does each element serve a
function on its own and as a part
of your story?
If the storys being told in a way
thats a little dull, consider rearranging the elements so the
important ones do their job better.
You know, end at the start and
start at the end, etc.
Finish
Put every single skill, technique
and magic trick youve ever
learned to use.
Do it in the spirit of your story
and do it like your jobs on the
f*cking line.
Keep in mind the personality of
your characters, though. Too often
communication shoots itself in
the foot for superficial reasons.
Your personal feelings of style
may have gotten you this far, but
you are an agent of a brand right
now.
Give them what they want.
43
When youre telling a story, it is said, its imperative that you raise
questions and answer them.
This keeps whoevers listening interested.
Is the murderer in the same house? Where is he right now?
Will the character have to die and what does that do to
the plot?
In the context of our own lives, as people
trying to tell stories, its extremely important
that we raise questions about the story
that ultimately matters most:
The story of our own lives.
What is this story?
Whos directing it?
Its hard to think about these kinds of things. For every pressure to act
like you have a set of values you believe in, theres as much pressure
to never talk about them.
But for our own sanity, for our own bigger picture, its necessary that
we find this mission- the mystical reason to wake up in the morning.
And when you do find that reason, whatever it may be, make sure you
believe in it with every fibre of your being.
Thats not to say be passionate about it. In fact, it is to say be
particularly analytical about it until your love for it is matched only by
your conviction of it.
It may take years, but once youre comfortable in the story you live and
the motivations behind it, youll find it much easier to spot the value in
other stories.
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SURROUND YOURSELF
WITH AWESOME
Consider the shows you watch or the books you read. Even if theyre
just guilty pleasures of no creative merit, what attracts you to them?
Instead, most of the stories around us are usually closer to spy films
full of intrigue and deceit. Except our versions are a whole lot less sexy
and often times a whole lot more dramatic.
Ensure that at every moment you can, you only search for stories of
positivity.
When youre always looking over your shoulder you lose sight of why
youre doing the things you do.
If we arent worrying about our own team mates and bosses, were
worrying about some client and not losing our sh*t with him if and
when he makes some inane demand for the Nth time.
Theres also of course the intense pressure of hoping youll still be
creative tomorrow morning, ridiculous though the fear may be.
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DEVICE
When coming up with ideas, creative or otherwise, we tend to think in
terms of device.
Clients will often tell you they have a new campaign theyre considering
and theyd like a video produced for it.
But when youre planning a holiday, you dont think to yourself:
I want to travel by plane. Where should I go?
The tool,
medium or
system used
to tell a story.
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You can make an app that uses GPS to highlight every participants
phones while they run in shoes that leave a trail on a Google Map
with hidden digital clues that can only be cracked by scanning QR
codes that activate an amazing 3D drawing tool using augmented
reality so that you can send highly customized videos to all your
friends on Facebook as long as you tweet the brands tagline and
play a game in your web browsers URL bar and when you win it
you go to an amazing Youtube page that starts to explode every
time you click on a text box that lets you type in any command
and the dancing panda will do it while holding up a sign board
that uses data we got from that Flash mob the demographic was
invited to which counted footfalls until we reached a 1000 and then
our incredible interactive banner on the Yahoo! homepage starts
changing all the news headlines to your friends statuses while your
phones wallpaper becomes a collage of all the pictures of you on
Instagram but when you zoom out its actually one of those mosaic
image portraits and in the end you get an email that says with this
digital voucher you can redeem a plate of garlic bread from any of
our retail outlets for FREE!
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When you do the kind of job we do, theres a great deal of pressure on
us to produce ideas.
But we dont know where they come from.
Sometimes it comes to us in the shower.
Sometimes it comes to us after hours of racking our brains.
Sometimes it doesnt come to us at all.
Everything you do from how you lay a page out, to how you frame a
sentence is unoriginal.
The fallacy lies in believing that this is somehow a bad thing.
The end result is made to basically satisfy your ego without actually
focusing on any functional value in the final result.
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As beautiful as Johnny the Unicorn was, he never did win any of his races.
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Lets be
If youre reading this book at least two of the following holds true:
1) You do/can eat something delicious every day.
2) You do/can drink as much alcohol as is necessary for you to want to
go back home and sleep on a bed.
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As much as we love complaining about all the things that make our
lives a pain in the ass (and lets face it, we do), were good.
We have reasonably stable lives and were in a position to do genuinely
interesting work.
The joy of seeing our work printed or live is something no accountant
will ever really know.
When we do our work well, we can make someone elses sh*tty day, a
little less sh*t.
Your work is a gift. You have the power to alter someone elses
consciousness.
Youre comfortable.
And there are teams of people dedicated to making sure it gets seen
by thousands and thousands of people.
Make it good, ad man. Make it real good.
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