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They have found just a hundred cods left in the North Sea
They have searched the deep seas below,
Found a hundred cods left in the North Sea .
The count cannot be all that wrong surely
By ten deep sea divers on ten fingers ,you see.
They take no chances with their headlines
And rely on own fingers for tens and nines.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/taiwanese-minister-wants-men-sit-d
Dental prose
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2012/08/15/20105686.html?cid
As a fine art,
sword-stealing
pen-stealing
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http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/23/Poll-Pens-most-stolen-in-the-o
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In their loos the Brits can, with their morals, be quite loose
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The red dress folk are on beer runs for social redress
The red-dress folk are on beer runs for social redress
Just a drinking club with a running problem,God bless
They merely like to drink and sing bawdy songs on beer
They are not here to oggle goggle-eyed girls or to leer
But only to do some good in charity and spread cheer.
The Harriers, who style themselves as a drinking club with a
running problem, have recruited thousands of guest runners,
walkers and layabouts to wiggle into crimson gowns and make
their way from bar to bar in the French Quarter and Faubourg
Marigny on Saturday.
Now in its 17th year, the New Orleans Red Dress Run has
soared in popularity since its debut, growing from an initial
field of about a dozen to a sprawling romp that draws
participants from as far away as Chicago. About 7,500 men and
women registered for the 2010 event, raising close to $200,000
for charity. Proceeds were divided among 50 local nonprofit
organizations
http://www.nola.com/drink/index.ssf/2011/08/new_orleans_dress_run
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This is the first time that I am supporting a cause and its high
time that people come forward and voice their opinions against
the atrocities against women, she says. She adds, Showing
my legs doesnt mean I will spread them. God gave women
legs, so we show them off. God gave men eyes to see, so
please stick to that!
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The spelling bee has left its sting on our copy editor
The seventh grader winds her spelling bee to our copy editors
glee
Seventh-grader girls wind their bees a lot, though it is rather
silly
It looks like the bee has left its sting on our copy editor
permanently.
An AP story with the headline :7th grader winds National
Spanish spelling bee
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Dont fret if you are in the Turkish prison :On the brighter
side it has the fastest internet in Euroasia
You must thank your stars if you find yourself in a Turkish
prison
The prison may not feel as cosy as a Turkish bath and as
steamy
But OMG the internet here is the fastest in Eurasia of this
season
You can view the best porn in a jiffy, and feel really,really
horny.
Turkish Prison: The Bright Side
Claire Berlinski,
This place has the best, fastest Internet access Ive found in
Eurasia. Thumbs-up, Silivri! Between that and the pretty views
of the Turkish countryside, Im pretty happy in this parking lot.
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German media.
More than 50,000 academics signed a signed a letter objecting
to his continued role in the government.
Mr Guttenberg eventually stepped down in March a decision
he called the most painful step of my life.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13310042
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The planner did not have much praise for this hot city
Coming from the city planner that sure is a great pity
In tweets he called it an arm-pit, a thing that is sweaty
But luckily he did not call it shitty to sound more witty.
The Lufkin Daily News reports that Cantrell tweeted in March,
Lufkin is an armpit. Months before, he tweeted, Just waiting
for the heat to leave for good. Of course, Deep East Texas will
still be a (expletive) hole.
http://www.newschannel10.com/Global/story.asp?S=14536112
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Naked enthusiasm
They have found a new way to fight recession in Basque
You may try it at no extra cost and with absolutely no risk
They do their workouts in the nude to enhance their mood
It promotes bonds when you hang in as a dude in the nude
And saves expense on t-shirts and shorts, isnt it real good?
A gym in Spains Basque region has come up with an
eye-catching way of battling the recession.
It has begun offering naked workouts, for nudists.
Easy Gym in Arrigorriaga is the first of its kind in Spain,
pioneering the peculiar practice of stripping while keeping fit.
With the crisis we noticed there were fewer people using the
gym, owner Merche Laseca explained to the BBC.
Im not a nudist myself, though I have no problem with it. But
this initiative is about the money.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13162118
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Luckily ,the Fed chief is at his usual vague best in his brief
He delivered his brief without emotion,to our utter relief.
We surely can do with some nice jargon and high fundas.
But we wish him a nice sabbatical in walking shoes of Adidas
In the pacific islands where he can polish his next speech
And impress the natives with his florid skills on the beach .
WASHINGTON The script was repetitive. The lines were
delivered without emotion. There wasnt even a twist.
The reviews for Federal Reserve chief Ben Bernankes unusual
press conference Wednesday would have sunk a Hollywood
blockbuster. As the head of the famously vague central bank,
though, he nailed it.
I would give the chairman high grades for his performance
today, said Dana Saporta, an economist at Credit Suisse. I
was a little relieved.
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Bum truth
For a year he has not spoken a single lie
But when it comes to the wifes bum
He could neither speak the big lie
Nor keep mum: one does not know why.
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The brainy chicks are not much fun in the bed,rain or heat
For the sexy babes the brain takes the back seat
The brainy ones are not fun in the bed ,rain or heat
Finally we sacrifice gray matter and settle for the meat.
BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm because
they are too busy thinking, a study claims.
The German survey found that the more educated a woman
was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.
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When the tax bill came ,he really needed a big tonic and
gin
There was a young man from Lynn whose tool was the size of a
pin
In view of this size , ogling naked babes should not be a big sin
But when the tax bill came he really needed a big tonic and gin.
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) It could cost more to see naked
babes in South Carolina. At least thats what one state senator
wants in the Palmetto State.
Greenville Republican Mike Fair wants to impose 20 percent
sin tax on magazines like Playboy and Hustler.
http://www.ksdk.com/news/watercooler/hot_topics_article.aspx?story
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Florida teens
pregnancy
believe
that
mountain
dew
prevents
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All the world is a stage and all men and women merely
players
Without booze and fag we cannot think of a bar
If we cannot have our bar without nicotine and tar
we shall deem our bar as Shakespearean theater.
All the world is a stage and men players says the bard.
Lifes but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more.
It is a tale told by an idiot full of smoke and fury
Our lungs are black like Macbeths dark deeds
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death.
Bars in Minnesota are declaring themselves theatres to get
around a public smoking ban.
The state ban allows actors to light up in character during
theatrical productions.
So the bars are declaring themselves theatres and their
customers performers, reports the Daily Telegraph.
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The soccer manager has his foot in the mouth, far away
from the ball
The soccer manager shoots off mouth faster than his foot
His foot is often found in the mouth,instead of in his boot.
LONDON (Reuters) Former England soccer manager Steve
McClaren fought off tough competition from U.S. President
George W. Bush to win a dreaded Foot in Mouth award on
Tuesday from the Plain English campaign.
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