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friday, february 26, 2010

Bringing the laughs


Lewis Black, Wyatt formed comedy there for 10 years before

Cenac return to UNC


landing a job as a writer for the show “King
of the Hill.” He eventually went on to “The
Daily Show.”
Carolina Comedy Jam
city| page 3 By Adam Hinson
“I auditioned a few times,” Cenac said. “I
think I wore them down.” Location:
KEEPER OF MEMORIES STaff Writer Black, who was a theater major in col-
UNC alums Lewis Black and Wyatt lege, said that he started out doing work The George Watts Hill Alumni Center
James Britt is a fixture at the Cenac will return to campus this weekend, for nothing. He even spent time working
for the federal government before he got
Ackland Art Museum, where planning to leave their alma mater in stitch-
es from their razor-sharp wit and comedy. his start. Time:
he works as a security guard. The two, along with The Daily Show’s “I did everything I could so I could con-
7 p.m. today and Saturday
John Oliver and Rory Albanese, will per- tinue to write,” Black said.
But Britt has seen race form on campus today and Saturday for the Albanese said he took a different
relations change drastically in Carolina Comedy Jam. approach to earn his position.
Chapel Hill, particularly during
The comedians will also participate in “I started off as a production assistant Cost:
several panels this weekend that are open in 1999 and slept my way to the top,” he
to the public. joked. Tickets are $10 for students
the civil rights movement.
The jam will offer UNC students a Kidding aside, he said that he honestly and $20 for the general
chance to open for the comedians. Black worked his way up. public and are available at
led a workshop Thursday for the finalists “It’s important to have a system you can
of the Student Stand Up Competition and grow and succeed in,” he said. the Student Union Box Office.
selected his favorites to open for him.
The famous funny men in the jam pro- Advice for young comics
vided insight into how they got started and
advice for up-and-coming comedians. Most of the comedians offered similar
advice for students trying to break into the
How they got started comedy world — work hard and truly love

Cenac moved to Los Angeles and per- See comedy jam, Page 5

university | online
WHAT SHOULD YOU EAT
Food isn’t just something to
sustain human life. It also has
ties to slavery, women’s rights,
economics and animal rights,
said those present at a panel
discussion Thursday about
students’ food choices.

Courtesy of Comedy Central dth/Mary Lide Parker


Rory Albanese, executive producer and writer for “The Lewis Black led a workshop for students Thursday.
Daily Show,” is performing at the Carolina Comedy Jam. Black, a UNC alumnus, will appear in the Comedy Jam.

sports | page 7
MIDSHIPMEN SUNK
The men’s tennis team won
eight of nine matches Thursday
against Navy, giving the Tar
Heels a solid 6-1 victory.
Courtesy of Cuab Courtesy of wyattcenac.com
North Carolina is now 7-2 for John Oliver is a British stand-up comedian, an actor Wyatt Cenac, a UNC alumnus, is a stand-up comedian
the season and undefeated and a correspondent and writer for “The Daily Show.” and a correspondent and writer on “The Daily Show.” Source: performing-musician.com

at home this year.

arts | page 3
SEXUALITY ON STAGE
Condos attract wealthy UNC fans
Lab! Theatre’s play “Speech
and Debate” opens tonight.
Average price is about $300,000 as they move to be near UNC, she
said. Greenbridge Apartments
Gary Burns, sales director of 601 W. Rosemary St.
Carrboro, N.C.
The play tells the tale of a by john taylor “It’ll be nice being right there, East 54 off Raleigh Road, said
Staff WRiter being able to walk to the basket- many out-of-town alumni look for
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The long-time Rams Club mem- “A lot of people associated with Alumni Review, Tar Heel Alumni,
Wyatt Outlaw, leader of the ber said a 140 West Franklin condo UNC have money and they want and things Tar Heel alumni fans a m Bou
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Alamance County Union League, advertisement caught his eye when to find something worth buying,” would be interested in,” he said.
he was flipping through a UNC Sadler said. People don’t move to
is killed by lynching by members basketball magazine. Chapel Hill for industry as much See condos, Page 5 SOURCE: GOOGLE MAPS DTH/KATY MCCOY

of the Ku Klux Klan.

Today’s weather
Another gray day
NAACP protests added honors courses
H 48, L 27 Says decision hurts minorities The addition of honors courses in six subjects proves the
school board’s priorities are with privileged students, rep-
implementation of plans that have been discussed for years
to close the gap.
resentatives for the NAACP said. “My first focus was to boost the success of those students
BY OLIVIA barrow “We are not against raising standards and challenging who aren’t currently being successful,” he said. “Once we did
Saturday’s weather staff writer all youth to succeed at all levels,” NAACP branch president that, everyone would see improvement and then we’d be in
Seventeen years after local educators first studied the Michelle Cotton Laws said. “But we are against policies that a better position to offer honors courses.”
Pretty standard achievement gap between white and minority students in local expand opportunities for those persons at the top with little The school system will add high school honors classes in
H 48, L 29 schools, very little has been done to close the gap, local NAACP or no genuine attention given to how to bring those children world history, civics and economics, U.S. history, biology,
representatives said at a press conference Thursday. at the bottom along with them.” chemistry and physics next school year.
The conference, held in front of the Lincoln Center, Mike Kelley, chairman of the school board, said the board Data from the school system showed black students in
index was the group’s protest to the Chapel Hill-Carrboro City recognized the achievement gap as its number one prior- grades three through eight fared significantly worse on end-
police log ......................... Schools Board of Education’s recent vote to add more hon- ity but did not believe that adding honors courses would of-grade tests than the district average, with only 52.3 per-
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ors courses. widen the gap. cent passing reading compared to the 84.8 percent average.
nation/world . .................. 4
The school board responded with its own conference “Closing the gap involves adding honors classes,” he said. Math results were slightly better, with 71.3 percent of black
sports . ............................. 7 immediately following that of the National Association for The school board was split 4-3 along racial lines when it students passing compared to the 91.8 percent average.
crossword ......................... 7 the Advancement of Colored People. The board said it will approved adding the classes last week. Graphs released by the school board showed the gap in both
opinion ............................ 8 keep trying to close the achievement gap, but the honors Greg McElveen, a black member of the board who voted
classes would increase academic rigor for all students. against the honors classes, said it was time to focus on the See NAACP, Page 5
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CUAB selects new president Groups


Correction
Due to a reporting error,
Thursday’s pg. 5 story, “Local brew
guide” incorrectly stated that Red

discuss
Oak beer is only available on tap.
The Daily Tar Heel apologizes
for the error. Plans to reach out more to students Adele
Ricciardi will CUAB presidential
campus Briefs
oversee 18 duties

racial
BY Chelsea Bailey by and see why we’re so passionate committees
Congressman to announce staff writer about what we do.” The CUAB president serves as
and help guide both counselor and adviser for
UNC winning service award After a weekend of interviews C u r r e n t C UA B Pr e s i d e n t
the policy side CUAB and the head of the Union
and deliberation, the Carolina Amanda Kao said Ricciardi’s exten-
of the Union.

divides
U.S. Congressman David Price Union Activities Board of Directors sive involvement in campus organi- Board of Directors.
(D-N.C.) will hold a conference call selected junior Adele Ricciardi to zations and longtime commitment The president oversees the
at 11:30 a.m. today to announce serve as CUAB president for the to CUAB made her the most quali- sides of Union administration. 18 committees that form CUAB
that UNC has been named to the 2010-11 academic year. fied of the five applicants. “I’m most looking forward to and will help monitor fiscal and
2009 President’s Higher Education CUAB uses about a third of the “She’s more than qualified to getting a diverse group of people administrative policies for the
Community Service Honor Roll. $39 student government fee to handle the position,” Kao said. to come up with creative ideas for Union.
UNC is one of six colleges and bring movies, entertainment and
discussions of social issues to the
“She’s a natural-born leader, and
she has what it takes to help CUAB
the campus,” Ricciardi said.
Ricciardi added that the biggest ties at the Union, has advised and
Self-segregation
universities to earn the Presidential
Award, the highest federal recog- campus community.
Ricciardi, who has been a mem-
and the Union move forward.” difficulty she anticipates will be
finalizing plans for the new restau-
worked with Ricciardi over the
last year as she planned events for
a campus issue
nition a college or university can Kao said Ricciardi should strive
receive for commitment to civic ber of CUAB since her freshman to make students her first priority. rant in the bottom of the Union. Homecoming. Sacks said she has By Haley Sklut
engagement and service-learning. year, sat on the Union Board of “She needs to really try to reach Last fall, administrators full confidence in Ricciardi’s abil- Staff Writer
Directors this year in addition out to everyone and keep the stu- announced plans to replace the ity to serve as president. As students filtered into Greenlaw
to serving as chairwoman of the dent body’s best interests at heart,” Union’s first-floor copy center with “She’s open to new ideas, and
Hall for a discussion about segre-
Child development institute music committee. she said. a fast food restaurant. The proposal she’s energetic and excited about
gation, they unknowingly demon-
awarded $4 million grant She said she wants to create a The CUAB president is respon- received mixed responses from the the opportunity to put her plans
strated one of the issues that was
stronger connection with students. sible for overseeing and advising student body, and Union officials into action,” Sacks said. “I think
addressed: self-segregation.
The FPG Child Development “I think we have such a great CUAB’s 18 committees. The presi- have yet to decide on what type of she’ll do really well.” Anne Hastings, a sociology profes-
Institute at UNC has received a potential to impact with our pro- dent also serves as the head of the restaurant will fill the space. sor, opened the discussion Thursday
$4 million grant from the W.K. grams,” she said. “I really encour- Union Board of Directors, which Lauren Sacks, assistant director Contact the University Editor evening by asking students to look
Kellogg Foundation to improve the age people who are curious to stop focuses on the policy and fiscal for student learning and activi- at udesk@unc.edu. at where they were seated. For the
educational experiences of children
most part, students sat near those
entering public schools through
who were of the same race.
FirstSchool.
The event, “Tarheel Segregation:
FirstSchool, an integrated
Separate but Equal,” was an open
approach to caring for and educat-
discussion held to make a con-
ing children between ages 3 and 8,
scious effort to bring to light self-
works with schools, communities,
segregation on campus.
states and colleges to improve early
The event was hosted by the
childhood, elementary and special
Alpha Iota Chapter of La Unidad
education.
Latina, the Lambda Upsilon
The FirstSchool grant will be
Lambda Fraternity, the Black
used for schools in North Carolina
Faculty and Staff Caucus, the
and Michigan.
Carolina Latino Collaborative and
the American Indian Center.
City Briefs Steven Quintero, president of
Community art project to Lambda Upsilon Lambda, said he
focus on civil life, disability thinks the campus is diverse and
that there is intermingling, but
Artist Park McArthur invites there needs to be more.
local people with disabilities and “Black people hang out in cer-
their advocates to participate in tain areas; white people hang out
Presence is Progress, an art and in certain areas. The Asians and
social networking project orga- Latinos also have their areas,”
nized and sponsored by Chapel Quintero said. “People are drawn to
Hill’s Public Arts Office. people that look like themselves.”
The project is a series of perfor- Hastings mentioned that many
mances that examines how archi- people avoid racism and do not talk
tecture and public spaces segregate about it, but she said it is prevalent
or bring together people who share in media, songs and the classroom.
civic life. It aims to create artwork John Ribo, a teacher and gradu-
in multiple mediums that empha- ate student at the University, said
sizes continued progress for people that while students are willing to
with disabilities while increasing work with each other in the class-
awareness of the mobility chal- room, self-segregation often occurs
lenges they face. dth/Erica O’Brien after class is finished.
Each performance will use dif- Security guard James Britt stands by one of the works displayed at the Ackland Art Museum. Britt grew up in Chapel Hill during the civil Ronald Rojas, a member of
ferent pathways and sidewalks rights movement and remembers visiting Ackland on field trips in junior high. Britt has been a security guard at the museum for seven years. Lambda Upsilon Lambda from
between Carrboro and Chapel Hill. New York, said he felt culture shock

GUARDIAN OF HISTORY
The performances are designed to when he came to North Carolina.
highlight relationships between the “I don’t feel welcome,” he said.
participants, surrounding architec- “I’ve gotten looks worth more than
tural infrastructure and observers. a million words. It’s all in the look.”
The first performance will take Many students said the college
attending the newly integrated schools.
place at 2 p.m. March 6 at the
Carrboro Arts Center, located at
Ackland security guard recalls civil rights era Near the beginning of seventh grade, a
atmosphere contributes in part to
racial self-segregation.
white classmate asked to touch his hand — his
300 E. Main St. A second is sched- “Segregation just happens when
BY Florence Bryan “He seems to know every piece and where father told him the black would rub off, Britt
uled for March 27 in Chapel Hill. you are in a new place,” Quintero
staff writer it is,” said Renee Luberoff, who has been a said. The boy was surprised this wasn’t true.
The performances will last 30 James Britt has seen the town change in gallery teacher for seven years. said.
“He was fine after that, and we actually
minutes and end with refresh- many ways since growing up in civil rights- Freshman Jonathon Beckles said
Britt said his favorite painting is “Mending got to be real good buddies,” Britt said.
ments and socializing. era Chapel Hill. he feels the University is failing at
Socks” by Archibald J. Motley Jr., which is cur- Not every classmate was as accepting.
McArthur will document the The landscape has changed. His relation- rently on display. The work depicts an elderly Britt chose not to sit in the back of the class- talking about race and integration.
events with the help of two photog- ship with residents and business owners has woman repairing holes in her socks. “The University is very spir-
room with the other black students, even
raphers, whose work will be used changed. The way he buys food has changed. ited,” he said. “If people don’t feel
“The lady in the painting actually reminds though it was the “safest place.”
for a series of exhibits. McArthur But one thing that has stayed the same me of my grandmother and my great-grand- comfortable stepping out of their
“I would actually sit real close to the front.
plans to present the exhibits is the Ackland Art Museum, where Britt, mother,” Britt said. “She sure looks like she I could hear. I could see, and I just kind of comfort zones, the University has
throughout the community. 59, used to visit on field trips as a student at could be family. But it also reminds me of, took my chances from whoever was going to to create programs.”
Chapel Hill Junior High. He has worked as a you know, the old days.” While some said programs are
throw something from behind,” he said.
needed because intermingling is
state Briefs security guard at the museum since 2003. Those old days include the civil rights These projectiles included spitballs, wads
not naturally going to happen,
N.C. Coalition for College Britt entered the junior high as a seventh movement in Chapel Hill and Carrboro, of paper and books, he said.
grader in 1962, three years after the school sys- where Britt has lived nearly his entire life. others were still waiting for it to
But Britt has since befriended many former
Access to hold third summit tem began integrating and eight years after the “There’s no way to not remember the classmates, whom he saw in the carpool line
become part of daily life.
measure was called for by the U.S. Supreme marches and the singing,” he said. Rojas said he was pleased with
The N.C. Coalition for College as he picked his daughter up from school.
Court. He was one of about six black students the discussion, as were the students
Access will hold its third annu- When he was about 12 years old, Britt saw “We learn that our kids know each other
who joined the school system that year. who attended.
al statewide summit Sunday at Martin Luther King Jr. speak in Chapel Hill. and relate,” he said. “It’s really cool. It’s prog-
Now Britt watches the museum Wednesday “Discussions raised were good,
Queens University of Charlotte. “Even as a youngster, that was quite ress ­— it makes you feel better.”
through Sunday for about 40 hours a week. impressive,” he said. “I was awestruck. There productive,” he said.
The summit was supposed to be
He ensures the art is safe and interacts with was no way not to be paying attention.” Contact the City Editor
held last month but was postponed Contact the University Editor
visitors and students touring the museum. But his most vivid memories are those of at citydesk@unc.edu.
because of bad weather. at udesk@unc.edu.
The organization, started by
UNC-Chapel Hill students in 2007,

‘Speech and Debate’ opens


aims to make college legally and
financially accessible to undocu- king of jazz
mented students. It has expanded
to 14 public universities and several
private colleges across the state. By Lucie Shelly
UNC senior Ron Bilbao, chair- Staff Writer
ATTEND THE PLAY “The first time I
man of the state board of the N.C. Time: 8:15 p.m. today; 8:15 p.m.
Coalition for College Access, said
“Speech and Debate” promises
to be a juicy high school play, full
Saturday; 4 p.m. Sunday; 4 p.m. and read through the
the group is expecting its larg-
est turnout yet. Participants from
of sexual intrigue, blackmail and
8:15 p.m. Monday; 5 p.m. Tuesday
Location: Kenan Theatre
play, I laughed out
shameless ambition.
universities, communities and high As director Andrew Slater joked, Info: drama.unc.edu/productionup- loud at how
schools across the state are expect- coming.html
ed to attend.
it’s more like “Notes on a Scandal”
than the happy halls of “Saved by ridiculous it was.”
the Bell.” that trying to ground the char-
ASG to meet this weekend In the play, one student creates a
TYLER BURT, CAST MEMBER
acters in reality but avoiding an
to discuss tuition, insurance blog relating a sex scandal between ensemble of caricatures was part to the character, but had to be care-
another student and a teacher. A of the challenge. ful not to let her life experiences
The Association of Student reporter stumbles upon it and tries “The first time I read through influence her character’s.
G overnments is mee ting in to turn it into a media explosion. the play, I laughed out loud at how Wolonick had a different prob-
Greensboro this weekend to con- The latest production from ridiculous it was,” said cast mem- lem — his character suffers from
tinue its discussion on tuition. Lab! Theatre and the Department ber Tyler Burt, who plays Howie. stage fright.
At the UNC-system Board of the of Dramatic Art’s Undergraduate “But when you’re inside the char- “There’s this dance scene and
Governors meeting in February, Theatre, the play opens tonight. acter it’s serious. It’s life and death he doesn’t want to dance, and I
ASG presented 20,000 student Slater found the play when he in there.” just don’t understand,” Wolonick
signatures petitioning against the went looking for a modern com- “Pretty much like high school,” joked.
state-mandated tuition increase edy. He wanted something that added Josh Wolonick, who plays Finally, there’s a teacher and a
instituted by the N.C. General dealt with the issues facing today’s Soloman. reporter, both played by Melissa
Assembly last summer. teenagers, like sexuality and the Slater said performing modern Parker.
ASG President Greg Doucette transition to adulthood, in a con- productions like this is important Parker said it was a challenge to
said he now expects the total amount temporary way. because a lot of theater that con- play the older characters who are
of signatures to be around 21,000. “Speech and Debate,” first per- fronts youth issues is already out- both “super frumpy and exhaust-
This number falls short of their goal formed in 2006, is rooted in a dated. ed.”
of 22,000 signatures ­— about 10 modern group of teens who are in The actors found some interest- Both characters serve as a
percent of the student population of a difficult place where they need to ing challenges when they began reminder that there is always a level Courtesy of Carolina Performing Arts

T
the UNC system. talk about sex and growth but are exploring their characters. of miscommunication between erence Blanchard, a Grammy Award-winning jazz
They also plan to discuss ways to treated like children by their teach- There’s Diwata, played by Sarah teenagers and adults during this
make students aware of the UNC ers, Slater said. Berk; she creates a whirlwind of tumultuous, but comedic time in musician, will be performing tonight at 8 p.m. at
system’s decision to switch to a man- But, the cast points out, with drama with her blog. our lives, she said. Memorial Hall. His performance is a part of the
datory health insurance policy. high school hormones raging, a “She’s got the juice. She knows 33rd annual Carolina Jazz Festival. Visit dailytarheel.com/
level of ridiculousness ensues. the juice,” Wolonick said. Contact the Arts Editor
— From staff and wire reports. The actors and director agreed Berk said she could relate easily at artsdesk@unc.edu. section/arts for the full story.
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Women’s tennis claims National and World News


No. 1 rank for first time Marjah under Obama and Republicans face o≠ in
Afghan control a debate about health care reform
CAMP GERONIMO, WASHINGTON, D.C. (MCT) the two of them had promised
Tough ACC slate tunity and we are even more moti-
vated,” Kalbas said.
Marand’s 11-2 singles record in
dual match play is a testament to
Afghanistan (MCT) — The Afghan
government laid symbolic claim
— President Barack Obama
and Republicans sparred over
to change the way Washington
works when they ran in 2008,
awaits Tar Heels The Campbell/ITA College ten-
nis rankings track the top teams
that claim.
As a senior, she continues to be
to the former Taliban stronghold
of Marjah with a flag-raising cer-
health care in a historic face off
Thursday, punctuated by a point-
and that Obama had failed to
deliver.
in collegiate tennis. The national a significant factor in the team’s ed exchange between Obama and “We’re not campaigning any-
emony and the formal installation
BY Alexandra Chabolla rankings are determined based on accomplishments.
of a new civilian administration. the man he defeated for the presi- more,” the president told McCain.
Staff Writer average points per match. “I’m extremely proud of our dency in 2008, Sen. John McCain “The election is over.”
Afghan and Western military
The view from the top is thrill- The Intercollegiate Tennis success,” Marand said. “We have
officials said the campaign to of Arizona. Obama brushed aside McCain’s
ing. Gazing down from it is the Association ranks the top 75 teams worked really hard to get here.”
secure the area would go on for McCain criticized Obama for criticism, saying, “We can have
North Carolina’s women’s tennis and standings are published 17 Now the Tar Heels (12-1) must
weeks longer. leading a Democratic effort to a debate about process or we
team, No. 1 in the nation. times during the season. defend their lofty No. 1 ranking
With 15,000 troops in combat overhaul health care marked by can have a debate about how
The Tar Heels’ climb culminated After an extremely successful as they are the top target in the
and support operations spread secret negotiations, legislative we’re actually going to help the
Tuesday from No. 18 all the way to weekend at the National Team nation, Kalbas said.
over a wide area, it has been the payoffs to key senators and a pop- American people at this point.
the top, a position UNC has never Indoor Championship Feb. 12-15, The Tar Heels begin their ACC
largest single Western offensive ular backlash against a system he And I think that’s — the latter
been in before. the Tar Heels were positioned to season next weekend against N.C.
since the U.S.-led invasion in 2001 called unsavory. debate is the one that they care
Coach Brian Kalbas said he was claim first place. State.
that toppled the Taliban. He chided the president that about a little bit more.”
pleased with the success of his team They dethroned then-No. 1 They will have to defeat four-
and proud of its work so far. Duke in the tournament and lost top-15 teams in conference play to
“We are embracing this oppor- to Northwestern in the finals. maintain their leadership position ‘Don’t ask, don’t India-Pakistan Maryland could
Last week, UNC rose to No. 2 in
the nation just under Northwestern,
in the ACC.
“The ACC season is just begin- tell’ policy backed meeting strained ban BPA chemical
but last Sunday the Wildcats lost to ning. Our conference is so strong,”
Notre Dame. Kalbas said. WASHINGTON, D.C. (MCT) NEW DELHI (MCT) — The BALTIMORE (MCT) — A
Sanaz Marand, a senior and a Even though UNC is thrilled to — The commandant of the first formal meeting Thursday bill to ban the chemical bis-
leader on the team, said she was be atop the rankings, getting there Marine Corps said he opposed between India and Pakistan phenol A from baby bottles
elated with their progress and attrib- was only half the battle. ending the ban on gays serving since the terrorist attack on and sippy cups passed its final
uted it to teamwork and spirit. “We still have goals out there openly in the military, the most the Indian city of Mumbai hurdle in the Maryland General
“We know that we can beat any that we want to achieve,” Marand senior officer to break publicly 15 months ago saw no break- Assembly on Thursday.
team out there if we stay unified,” said. “We are going to have to work from President Barack Obama’s through, as expected, although The Senate passed the BPA
Marand said. “A lot of our success hard and compete harder.” push to change the current law. both sides termed it a first step bill 46-0, following the House,
in building confidence. which passed an identical bill
Show the has come from supporting each
other and keeping the energy up Contact the Sports Editor
Gen. James T. Conway told
the Senate Armed Services “I would not character- last week. Gov. Martin O’Malley
LOVE. every match.” at sports@unc.edu. Committee that he did not think
the law should be changed.
ize these talks as successful
or unsuccessful,” Pakistani
hasn’t reviewed the legisla-
tion, but a spokesman said he
The military service chiefs have Foreign Secretar y Salman doesn’t believe he would have
been testifying before the House Bashir told reporters after- objections. If the bill is signed,
and Senate, and lawmakers ward. “We must pick up the Maryland would become the
have questioned them about the pieces where this process was fourth state to ban the chemical
Obama administration’s proposal interrupted and try to rebuild linked to developmental prob-
to allow gays to serve openly. trust.” lems in young children.

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Live from howell hall CONDOs Town Council member Donna


Bell said these new development NAACP
from page 1 from page 1
projects are bringing in a different
140 West Franklin, at the corner type of person to the area. But it’s reading and math tests scores steadi-
of Franklin and Church streets, not really up to the development ly narrowed from 1994 to 2005.
has gone to tailgating events project leaders to pick who lives in But when the state restructured
and worked closely with Sports their condos, it’s up to the custom- the tests about five years ago, mak-
Marketing, said Ram Development ers who buy the slots. ing them more rigorous and raising
spokeswoman Kim Counts. “Whether we realize it or not, the passing grade, passing rates for
The projects’ marketers tar- this is an open market and area and blacks and Latinos plummeted about
get wealthy fans to balance out does not always support affordabil- 40 percentage points, while the rates
the minimum 15 percent of units ity,” Bell said. for whites and Asians dipped by
they reserve to satisfy the town But it’s not that the people mov- about 10 percentage points.
of Chapel Hill’s suggested level of ing in haven’t been here before. Since then, scores have climbed,
affordable housing. Casey Cummings, president of but a significant gap remains.
Those units must be accessible Ram Development, said 60 percent Earlier this month, the board con-
to people earning between 65 and of those who have signed the first sidered a hybrid option for offering
80 percent of the area median 40 contracts are still directly affili- honors classes that would combine
income — or $33,599 to $41,352. ated with the University. standard and advanced instruction
Between the weekend Rams Gary Sobba, general manager in the same classroom, but it was
Club visitor and the buyer at of Tar Heel Sports, works directly received poorly by students, parents
80 percent of the local median with Chapel Hill development and educators, Superintendent Neil
income, not much room remains projects and advertises with alum- Pedersen said.
for middle ground pricing, said ni clubs and organizations such as Laws said the school system was
Dth/Sam ward Robert Dowling, director of the the Rams Club. not preparing minority children to

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Community Home Trust. “These development projects be world citizens.
omedian Dan St. Germain performs at Thursday Night Live in Howell Hall yesterday Dowling said a typical regular are one of the major targets in our “This is not a black or white
evening. Germain is one of five comedians from New York City who took part in the price condo at one of these devel- marketing, and these developments issue,” she said. “This is a human
event, which was sponsored by the Carolina Union Activities Board. CUAB has been opments costs about $300,000. All seem to target the fans,” Sobba said. and what’s right issue.”
of the developments offer at least 15
sponsoring events this weekend for the Carolina Comedy Jam, including the performances percent affordable housing, which Contact the City Editor Contact the City Editor
tonight and tomorrow with Lewis Black, Wyatt Cenac, John Oliver and Rory Albanese. runs around $100,000. at citydesk@unc.edu. at citydesk@unc.edu.

comedy jam well. What makes great comedians,


he said, are those who are honest to
“It’s also about getting over the some of his jokes, but he makes sure
fact that you think you’re funny, to write them down in the newspa-
from page 1
their points of view. because that automatically makes per, in his phone or through a text.
what you do. Cenac said that the most impor- you a douche,” he said.
“First, you’ve really got to enjoy tant key to comedy success is stick- A warning for HJ residents
doing it,” Black said. “You’ll realize ing with it. Developing jokes
quickly if that’s what you want to “The more you do anything, the Cenac had a special announce-
do.” better you get,” he said. “It’s the Cenac and Albanese both said ment — or rather, a warning — for a
Black compared being a stand- same as being a pilot or a doctor.” they had no specific methods for particular group of students: those
up comedian to being a professional Cenac also said that another coming up with jokes. living in Hinton James Residence
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tied behind your back. stantly pushing yourself to keep humor, Cenac had to take a second “I left that room a certain way,
“You think, ‘If only I had done doing more and topping what to think. and I expect it the same way, or
this or that’,” he said, imitating jabs you’ve already done. “I’m not stalling because I wanna there will be hell to pay,” he said.
and uppercuts. “You’re always learn- Albanese said it is important to say pot,” he said. “Sometimes I get “I’m talking Steak-umms in the
ing something.” be patient and not feel rushed. a silly idea on the train that makes mini-fridge and Madden in the
Black also said that it is impor- “If you get good, people will find me giggle, and I try it on stage to see Sega Genesis.”
tant to “enjoy dying” on stage and you,” Albanese said. what works and what doesn’t.”
persevere through rough shows He also offered some more gen- Albanese said it was tough for Contact the Arts Editor
where routines might not go as eral advice. him to remember to write down at artsdesk@unc.edu.

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Donato rests in UNC’s victory against Navy


By Matthew Cox MEN’S tennis DTH ONLINE: Junior Kyle Baker strug- Hernandez defeated Navy’s “They’re not injured, we just
Staff writer
Navy 1 gled to shake his opponent’s late surge. No.1 singles player Bullard 6-3 in wanted to play some other guys,”
Even without its celebrated cap- the first set before finishing the Paul said. “We have a strong team
tain Clay Donato, the UNC men’s UNC  6 Gutsche in a shortened third set. match with an unblemished 6-0 and don’t get caught up in the
tennis team cruised en route to a Luke Mojica, after losing his first set second set. Hardy similarly lost numbers.”
comfortable 6-1 victory over Navy. Walls without losing a game. “I against Zach Nicholson, responded only three games on his way to UNC will travel to Richmond,
The No. 22 Tar Heels (7-2) dom- really like playing at home with the by winning the following two. overcome Marcus Rebersak 6-1,6- Va., to face VCU this Sunday. The
inated all three doubles matches, crowd because it gives you a little “Once we got the doubles point 2 in straight sets. Tar Heels’ next home match will
losing only seven combined games. motivation.” we felt pretty comfortable and The modified lineup’s success be against conference rival North
Ryan Noble fit in seamlessly with The freshman’s performance did wanted to get some other guys against Navy showed UNC’s depth Carolina State on March 15.
Donato’s usual partner Stefan not go unnoticed. some time,” Paul said. “It’s good for while allowing Donato and regu-
Hardy to defeat Navy’s Owen “Ryan’s coming off an injury in us to see where their games are in lar starter Brennan Boyajian some Contact the Sports Editor
Bullard and Eddie Konrad 8-5. December but he’s starting to play live competition.” needed rest. at sports@unc.edu
UNC clinched the doubles point better,” Paul said. “He’s looking
with commanding 8-1 successes in much sharper on the court.”
the other two matches.
New leadership
Quick wins by the top three
“We made some positive steps mathematically clinched the overall Junior Adele Ricciardi has been
chosen as the next Carolina Union
games
today in doubles,” UNC coach Sam victory for UNC, but the remaining
Paul said. “The win on the road singles players fought to win two of president. See pg. 3 for story.
against Michigan gave us some the three remaining matches.
confidence.” In his first match this year, Kyle © 2009 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved. Separate but equal?
The Tar Heels’ confidence Baker recovered from losing the sec- Level: t 2 3 4 Campus Y held a discussion
could have only increased when ond set tiebreaker to defeat Nicholas Thursday on the state of segregation
all three top singles players won on campus. See pg. 3 for story.
their matches in straight sets. Complete the grid
dth/Daixi Xu Jose Hernandez, Hardy and Noble so each row, column Watchful eyes
Kyle Baker, nicknamed “Shake,” dropped only six games total. and 3-by-3 box (in
struggled down the stretch of his “I just tried to stay on top of my bold borders) con- James Britt, an Ackland security
first match this season, but the guy, not let him breathe too much,” tains every digit 1 guard, experienced the civil rights
junior pulled it together for a win. said Noble, who defeated Anderson to 9. movement. See pg. 3 for story.
Solution to
Loving where they are
Thursday’s puzzle
The women’s tennis team is
trying not to get complacent with its
Take 15/501 South towards Pittsboro No. 1 ranking. See pg. 4 for story.
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VALENTINE’S DAY J .............................1:10-4:05-7:10-9:50 The NAACP spoke out against
honors class additions on racial
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surname 5 Elastic
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saloon? 10 “Cuchi-cuchi” entertainer
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Shakers
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EDITORIAL CARTOON By Connor Sullivan, cpsully@email.unc.edu
you a douche.”
Rory Albanese, “Daily Show” producer, on comedy

Featured online reader comment:


Laura Glish, M.P.H.
Contributing Columnist
“Is it possible to have ‘better’ rather
Laura Glish, UNC ‘09, is currently
working as a sexual health educator.
than simply ‘more’ regulation?”
E-mail: laura.glish@gmail.com “Mister-o,” on a column arguing that government
regulation of industry can be harmful
The Pill: LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
All you’d Graduating in three years
just as meaningful as four
Kvetching board
kvetch:

ever want
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
TO THE EDITOR: Dear rando Phil: It is not okay
Thursday’s editorial “Slow to sit with three sophomore

to know
and Steady” (Feb. 25) attacks the girls and then bash their love
“UNCG in 3” program, suggest- of cheese sandwiches.
ing that the principles of a qual- Has any one seen my duck
ity education are lost by encour- Petey? I may have left him on

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aging people to graduate early. the P2P …

Let’s get personal


appy birthday to you, oral As a senior graduating in three
contraception. Fifty years years, I find it outrageous that To the guys flying around the
ago, the FDA approved someone would suggest that my corners of Cobb parking deck:
the first hormonal method of education is less valuable than This is NOT “Tokyo Drift.”
birth control; it would change their own, simply because they To the girl in my COMM class
American society forever, allowing
women to pursue higher educa-
Campus tours are important in admissions and should are taking an additional year to
graduate. In no way does gradu-
who doesn’t know the difference
between abstinence and
tion and join the workforce in
record numbers. Oral contracep-
be more tailored to individual students’ interests ating a year early diminish the obsolescence: I know what you

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experience and the education I didn’t do last night.
tion has enough of a following to he UNC admissions office information I’m telling people applicants should have the have gained from this university.
pull off the nickname “The Pill.” Umm … did you really just
is looking to revamp the doesn’t apply to everybody in opportunity to preview what is And despite what “Slow and
The Pill has aged gracefully, answer your phone while on
campus tour. This is a my group, because they’re sort most important to them. Steady” suggests, while the the toilet? And then put it on
becoming so common in the US extras that come with college
that the phrase “birth control” is
great opportunity to create a of zoning out,” Keziah said. Andrew Parrish, assistant speaker?
more personalized tour experi- The optimal structure for director of undergraduate are wonderful, the degree is
often understood to mean oral what we come here for. Anyone To the violinist in the Hill Hall
contraceptives. There have been ence for prospective students. tours would provide personal- admissions, said admissions
who graduates early is still tak- practice rooms: I seriously
some universal improvements. The current general tour ized information and attention officials have not looked into thought you were a dial-up
ing the same classes and has the
For example, all dosages are covers the most popular to prospective students depend- how the University directly connection.
same opportunities available to
much lower today, which means areas of main campus: the ing on their field of interest. engages prospective students them that any four-year student Dear guy in Lenoir wearing
fewer side effects and no long- Pit, Student Union, quads The University should ask “in a while.” has. I can say from experience pink and purple camouflage:
term effects. and Lenoir Dining Hall. The prospective students their inter- “What may not be unique that graduating early does not Were you planning on hiding
However, several features of only academic building that ests and use the information to about our tour is that it’s simi- keep students from having the in a gay forest?
The Pill that were decided on by prospective students preview create tour group dates. lar to what every other univer- complete college experience.
the men developing the drug in To the guy Googling, “How
is Murphy Hall — hardly an People interested in business sity does,” he said. I have still taken all the liberal
the 1950s remain in most oral to teleport into the future” in
accurate representation of should have a business major He stressed that high-caliber arts classes everyone is required
contraceptives today. ANTH 319: I wish this class
most classrooms that future as a tour guide and should tour prospective students want to be to take and have still enjoyed the
For example, Pill packs always was over too.
students will attend. Kenan-Flagler Business School. at a university that has other extracurriculars.
start on a Sunday. Why? Not The idea of giving students a To the couple in the UL
because it’s the beginning of the A more personalized approach This way, students entertain- high-quality students to chal- sharing an apple: Next time,
would allow tours to cater to stu- ing the possibility of attending lenge and mold them. way to utilize the college credits
calendar week, but because if a they worked hard for in high please just buy two.
wife starts on Sunday, she won’t dents’ individual interests. UNC will have a broad under- As admissions officials con- school is an intelligent one that
have her period on the weekends Jesalyn Keziah, an admis- standing of their academic future tinue their discussion on how To the girl who stopped an
should be considered by all UNC- elevator full of people on the
when her husband is home. sions ambassador, or tour within their field of study. to enhance the campus tour system schools. Suggesting that
Another hold-over from the second floor of Hamilton:
guide, agreed that a personal While a general overview of program, they would be wise to this program is anything other Calling yourself out on it as
50s is the 21 active pills/7 pla- approach to tours has the the campus and details about develop a program that caters than beneficial is ludicrous.
cebo pills regimen. What’s wrong you enter the elevator does not
potential to be very beneficial. campus life are certainly criti- the tour experience to the pro- make it okay.
with 21/7? Nothing, if a woman
“Sometimes I can tell that the cal for any tour, prospective spective student. Samantha Winz
Dear Winter Olympics: Thanks
wants to bleed every month and Senior
is great at remembering to take a for filling the void UNC

Hands in the cookie jar


Psychology
pill every day. basketball has left in my life.
The Pill was revolutionary for Dear A bus: You are always
its time in using hormones to Three-year option valuable
unpredictable and you come
modify bodily processes, namely in tough economic times at all the wrong times … just
ovulation. The makers of The Pill
wanted women (and men) to see State needs to figure out how to pay for financial TO THE EDITOR:
The Daily Tar Heel editorial
like my boyfriend.
To the girl walking in front of
as little change in what was consid-
ered “normal” as possible. With the aid without threatening the source of money board needs to step down from
its elitist pedestal and join the
me singing Pocahontas: Can
the “Colors of the Wind” blow

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21/7 combo, a woman experiences rest of us in the real world.
a “withdrawal bleed,” similar to
he benefit of a savings only using the interest. General Assembly will focus you a little to the left so I can
account is when you At the end of the fiscal year, on how to solve this budgetary In case you hadn’t noticed, we get around you?
menstruation, every month. are in a severe economic reces-
There is no medical reason earn more than you the fund is expected to fall to problem. Was that snow or anthrax?
spend, you accrue interest in the $200 million limit that the After studying the issue, it sion. Scholarship availability
why women on The Pill need to and federal funding has shrunk. Thursday’s DTH headline,
have a withdrawal bleed every the long term. state treasurer has set. At that will propose certain recom- “Wyher on Top Underwater,”
While $8,000 may not sound
month. Apparently, the state gov- threshold, no more money can mendations by May. like that much to the editorial sounds like the title of a kinky
Having fewer days a year off ernment needs to relearn some be spent for students, because The committee should rec- board (“Slow and Steady,” Feb. porn film.
active pills also reduces the risk of financial basics if it wishes to the state must be able to pay ommend that direct with- 25) it could mean the difference
going more than seven days in a So the losing basketball team
save an important source for those who claim their property. drawals from the escheat between graduating college and can get new uniforms, but
row off hormones, which can lead student financial aid. This would decrease the fund be stopped immediately. delaying it indefinitely for many
to ovulation and possible preg- I can’t get a certificate for
Escheat funds, which repre- amount of money for student Alternative sources for student qualified and earnest students making dean’s list because of
nancy. New extended-cycle pills who don’t happen to have trust
sent unclaimed private prop- financial aid, and in these rough aid need to be found in case the budget cuts? Nice, UNC.
make having fewer or no “periods” funds.
easy. Most pills can be taken with- erty, have been used to supple- economic times, students have escheat fund runs out. Dear dude with the leopard-
ment grants toward state-fund- become more dependent on aid The state could look to under- Rather than becoming a “mass-
out their placebo weeks; check production facility,” the program print umbrella: Seriously? It’s
with a health provider or phar- ed financial aid for students. At in order to pay for college. utilized existing scholarships not even raining that hard.
first, only the interest earned The state should not have and grants, which may help offered by the University of North
macist. Some pills now use a 24/4 Carolina at Greensboro makes To the loud girls from my hall
combo, which also reduces the on the escheat fund was used been so financially irresponsi- make up some of the shortfall. in Craige: I know UNC stu-
college more open to people who
chance of going more than seven for this purpose. ble with the fund. As a conse- If the situation is not rem- would otherwise not have access dents are competitive, but that
days off hormones. But since 2004, the state quence, some students may not edied, then the state risks to what you call a “quality college doesn’t mean you should go at
What if a woman isn’t good has been directly withdrawing be able to have an opportunity defaulting on one of its biggest education.” it in “who’s louder during sex.”
at remembering things? The Pill money from the principal to to have a college education. investments for the future: the Some students go to col-
was designed for housewives in Dear roommate: Stop reading
pay for financial aid, instead of A committee in the N.C. students. lege to grow and mature into a “New Moon” to your girlfriend
the 1950s, not busy college stu- flourishing person. Others go
dents with different schedules over the phone. Listening to all
because they know that a degree

Confronting the horror


every day. Luckily, there are other of “Twilight” was bad enough.
will make them more competi-
methods that require a lot less tive once they leave college and To the girl in the back row of
work than The Pill. enter the workforce. Both rea- GEOL 101 who incessantly
In 2001, the FDA approved sons deserve respect. complained to the assistant
two new methods of birth con- For those students who are about not being able to see
trol, the patch and the vaginal
ring. They contain the same hor-
Atoning for eugenics barbarity, compensation vital paying their way through college, the board: Sit in the front, you
idiot.
or who have families to support

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mones as The Pill, but they are he appointment of the She is also the former executive Even worse, women were or who are so dedicated and eager
delivered in a different way. The Send your one-to-two
first executive direc- director of the Carolina Justice disproportionately victimized to start their career that they are
Patch is changed once a week and sentence entries to
tor of the N.C. Justice Policy Center. — by as much as a factor of 5 willing to sacrifice a fourth year,
the Ring once a month. dthedit@gmail.com,
for Victims of Sterilization Cooper has an important to 1, according to one of the the “UNCG in 3” program is an
There are also effective meth- subject line ‘kvetch.’
Foundation is a huge bench- task ahead of her: developing a board’s last biennial reports. outstanding option.
ods that contain fewer or no You can also tweet in a
hormones: intrauterine devices, mark in the remediation of the plan to compensate the victims In a press release, Cooper
Meredith Gellman kvetch using the hashtag
or IUDs. damage caused by the Eugenics of forced sterilization. said she was excited about #DTHkvetch.
Senior
IUDs require no work once Board of North Carolina. There are still numerous sur- “bringing justice to so many History
they are inserted by a health The director will have the aid vivors of the eugenics program. families and individuals affect-
professional and last for five or of $250,000 included in Gov. After all, it was only in 1974that ed by this tragic moment in
10 years, depending on the type. Bev Perdue’s first budget and North Carolina stopped steril- North Carolina history.” But it
IUDs are more effective than The appropriated by the General izing individuals that it deemed was more than a moment. It was SPEAK OUT department and phone number.
Pill and there is no user error. Assembly. “mentally ill, mentally retarded nearly half a century — between ➤ Edit: The DTH edits for space,
Plus, they are totally reversible Writing guidelines: clarity, accuracy and vulgarity.
This is a start, but it’s unclear or epileptic.” 1929 and 1974. ➤ Please type: Handwritten Limit letters to 250 words.
when a woman decides she wants
to get pregnant. if this amount can fairly com- The fact that these crite- Cooper has the resume but letters will not be accepted.
SUBMISSION:
They can be used by almost pensate the people who were ria were considered inherent not necessarily the resources to ➤ Sign and date: No more than
➤ Drop-off: at our office at Suite
brutalized by the state. grounds for forced steriliza- begin an important and long- two people should sign letters.
all women, even if they have ➤ Students: Include your year,
2409 in the Student Union.
never been pregnant, and do not The individual appointed tion as late as 1974 is abhor- overdue process of reconcilia- major and phone number. ➤ E-mail: to dthedit@gmail.com
increase the risk of infertility. to the position is Charmaine rent. Nearly three decades after tion. She has the power to devel- ➤ Faculty/staff: Include your ➤ Send: to P.O. Box 3257, Chapel
Want to learn more about The Fuller Cooper. She brings World War II and the horren- op an effective organization that Hill, N.C., 27515.
Pill or different options for con- with her to this position an dous policies carried out in can make a lasting impact on the
traception? Come talk to a coun- impressive resume, including the name of eugenics, North lives of surviving victims. EDITOR’S NOTE: Columns, cartoons and letters do not necessarily represent the opinions
selor at Campus Health Services the 2008 N.C. NAACP State Carolina still sought to bestow Let’s hope she meets her of The Daily Tar Heel or its staff. Editorials reflect the opinions of The Daily Tar Heel edito-
for free or check out Campus rial board. The board consists of eight board members, the associate opinion editor, the
Political Trailblazer Award. legitimacy to the practice. mandate. opinion editor and the editor.
Health’s Web site.

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