An Everyday Guide To

Cursing In Italian

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A me non me ne frega un cazzo! I dont give a fuck

about it! [literalish: To me , it doesnt rub me one cock!]
A te che cazzo te ne frega? What the fuck do you care?
[literalish: To you ,what the cock does it rub you?]
La baldracca the slut
Buttati in un mare pieno di merda come te! Why dont
you toss yourself into a sea thats as full of shit as you
are?!
Cagami! Pay some fucking attention to me! [literalish:
Give a shit about me!]
Cagati in mano e penditi a schiaffi Take a shit in your
hand and then slap yourself in the face!
Che cazzo! What the fuck!/Fucking hell! [literalish:
What cockery!]
Il cazzo the cock
La coda the dick [literally: the tail]
Il culo the butt/ass
un bel pezzo di culo! He/she is a nice piece of ass
una bella figa! - Shes a nice piece of ass [literally:
Shes a beautiful pussy]
Fottalo tutto! Fuck it all!

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Figlio di puttana! Son of a bitch! [Literally: Son of a

whore!]
Hai un bel culone you have a nice big ol ass!
Hai un bel culetto you have a nice tight little ass!
Hai una faccia di culo you have an ass for a face!
(never a compliment!)
Ma che culo! What the fuck!? [literalish: But what
ass!]
Ma che pezzo di merda sei tu! What a piece of shit you
are!
Ma fottate! Go fuck yourself! (central and southern
Italy only)
Ma quanto sei stronzo/stronza! - What a
dick/bitch/asshole you are!
Ma va! Get the fuck outta here! (note: figuratively,
not literally) [literalish: but get!]
Mandalo/mandala a quel paese Tell him/her to go fuck
himself/herself!
Mannaggia! Damnit!
Mi hai spezzato il fottuto cuore! Youve broken my
fucking heart!

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Mi stavo cagando in mano I was scared shitless

[literalish: (I was so scared) I was shitting in my own
hand!]
Una nave scuola An older woman who likes to teach
young boys how to have sex (note: the English word
cougar has also entered into the Italian vocabulary)
[Literally: A retired naval vessel used to train new
recruits]
Porca miseria! What the hell!
Porco dio! Holy shit/son of a bitch! [literalish: Porky
God!] CAUTION: be careful using profanity that is
sacrilegious. Blasphemous cursing is truly considered to
be the most profane of the profane in Italy.
Prendatelo in culo da un elefante! Go take it up the ass
from an elephant!
Pussy There are so many different ways of referring to
this organ that it is better written as a special list:

La figa The fig

La fica The fig (dependent on region)
La patata The potato
La pesca The peach
Il topo The mouse
La cassa The cash register

La puttana the whore

Quella puttana di merda! that two cent whore!
[literalish: that whore of shit!]

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Scopare to fuck (literaly: to sweep (note that it has

been used as to fuck so often, that it is no longer
advisable to use this word when you mean to sweep
instead, use the verb spazzare)
Scopami fuck me (literal)
Scopami bene give me a good fucking
Una scopata a fuck session
Sei il re dei sospensori Youre the king of jock straps!
Sei proprio una merda Youre such a little shit!
Sei un puttaniere da due soldi! Youre a two-cent
whoremonger!
Sei una testa di cazzo Youre a fucking idiot!
[literalish: You are a dick for brains!]
Le tette The tits
Ti va una scopata? Would you like to fuck?
Un triangolo a threesome [literally: a triangle]
La troglia The slutty whore
Vaffanculo Go fuck yourself/fuck you! [literalish: Go
take it in the ass!]
Voglio scoparla/scoparlo alla morte! I want to fuck
her/him to death!

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