The cozy cherry

By Patricia Arens

VOL 46
ISSUE 11A

MLB All-Star 2015 Lineup

By Chris
The 2015 MLB All-Star game is on tuesday, July
14, in Cincinnati, Ohio. I decided to make my
own MLB all-star lineup for 2015 (injuries do
not apply).
Top AL Pitcher: Felix Hernandez, Seattle
Mariners
Top NL Pitcher: Madison Bumgarner, San
Francisco Giants
C: Buster Posey, San Francisco Giants
1B: Paul Goldschmidt, Arizona Diamondbacks
2B: Jose Altuve, Houston Astros
SS: Troy Tulowitzki, Colorado Rockies
3B: Josh Donaldson, Toronto Blue Jays
OF: Bryce Harper, Washington Nationals
OF: Giancarlo Stanton, Miami Marlins
OF: Mike Trout, Los Angeles Angels
DH: Nelson Cruz, Seattle Mariners
Breaking News for Ariana Grande Fans!
By Leslie Marsh

Yesterday night I had a talk with a very friendly

ant. Unfortunately, she was so small, that I couldnt
understand her very well. Thats why I ate some magic
beans, which turned me into a small version of myself.
The view when you are tiny as an ant is amazing! You
have to pay attention every time in order not to be crashed
by someone bigger, though.
Anyways, this tiny universe has a lot of untold
stories that we, humans, have never heard about. My
friendly ant ( I call her Mary) brought me to her house
(she is a very independent creature, so she doesnt like
to live with her humongous family). It was a cozy apple.
While we were having a delightful dinner, it suddenly
started raining. The wind was blowing with an amazing
power, so our apple started to roll. We jumped out as
soon as we could. Luckily, we werent injured. But now
we had a problem! We had no house to live in! Poor
Mary, she was so happy just a few minutes ago, but now
she was crying. She has been living in the apple for her
whole life!
I asked her if she wanted me to help her search
for a new home. She agreed immediately. We started
looking in my garden. I saw a very big cherry, big enough
to give shelter to a whole population of ants. Mary was
very excited when she saw it. We started eating the
inside. But we were full after only a few bites, because
we are so tiny. We called all the other small insects and
friendly creatures. Together, we did a really great job and
we managed to help poor Mary. It is such a cozy home
right now! Marys cozy cherry.
Now I am big again, but I still go to Marys
cherry to visit her and her friends. Sometimes we even
have dinner together!

This Fourth of July, Ariana Grande made a decision that would haunt her life forever. While accompanied by
her boyfriend, who is also one of her backup dancers, her disgusting remarks were caught on camera in an
ordinary donut shop. All of a sudden, she reached for a donut off the counter while the employees had their backs
turned. She never actually purchased the donut before taking a few sniffs and a lick from it. Then, to add to the
repulsiveness, when an employee came out from the back of the store with a tray of more glazed donuts, she
decided to blurt out the offensive words, I hate Americans. I hate America! making Independence Day not so
patriotic. After realizing how disturbed her fans were, she attempted to apologize to her loyal fans in a video that
she posted, stating that she is extremely proud to be American and that her remarks were taken out of context.
After the crime went viral, she decided to opt out of performing in the MLB All-Star game concert, but claims
that is has nothing to do with the donut shop incident. Instead, she says that it has to do with a recent surgery on
her wisdom teeth, and Demi Lovato will be replacing her spotlight at the game this Saturday. Grandes fans will
never look at her the same.

Would You Like Walker to Grow his

Moustache Again?
By Walker Adams
Caer - No! Please. :-)
Remix - Yes [7 yess]
Anna O. - Yes
Sarah Parrish - Yes
Barrett Clique - Yes
Walker Anderson - Absolutely Not.
SSSA - No
Gus - Yes
Tawanda - Yes
Chris - Yes
Alex - No

HIDDEN THINGS
MOVIES
By Virginia

IN

DISNEY

Flynn Rider and Rapunzel make an

appearance at Elsas coronation in
Frozen.

Boston Red Sox Report

By Chris

The Boston Red Sox finished the first half of the
2015 season with a 42-47 record and in last place in the AL
East. The starting rotation that included Clay Buchholz, Rick
Porcello, Wade Miley, Joe Kelly, and Justin Masterson, began
the year well with some solid performances, but then started
to stumble as the season went on. Without a true ace in their
rotation, pitching was a huge factor in Bostons difficulties.
However, the pitching should not get the full blame. When
Pablo Sandoval and Hanley Ramirez joined the team in the
winter, many saw them two and David Ortiz as a triple threat
to opposing pitchers, but that never materialized. Ramirez has
been sidelined by injuries and Ortiz and Sandoval have not
shown what they are capable of yet. But things are looking up
for the Sox because of their much improved play as of late.
Mookie Betts and Xander Bogaerts have both shown that they
can play in the MLB and Brock Holt has established himself
as the best utility player in the league. And with the trade
deadline approaching, the Red Sox can climb right back into
playoff contention.

Two Tangled characters show up in

Wreck-It-Ralph.

The pros and cons of having a hamster.

By Bridget Berkenblit

Hans from Frozen shows up in a wanted

poster during Big Hero 6.

Well, first of all, Id like to say that I have experience with

hamsters (I own one!) so you can trust me.

In the background of The Little Mermaid

you see a ship crashing that ship is
actually Elsa and Annas parents ship
crashing.

Pros:
They are cute and fluffy!
You can train them to not sleep during the day!
You can hold it!
They are quiet!
Cleaning their cage is easy!
They dont eat too much!
They can calm you down!
When you hold them it tickles!

Mickey Mouse can be found in the

crowd of A Goofy Movie.
Jock, from The Lady and the Tramp, can
be found in 101 Dalmations
There is a deer who shows up in The
Jungle Book that looks like Bambis
mom - is that a mistake or or is it some
other deer?

Cons:
They are nocturnal.
They cost money.
They may bite.
They need a clean cage each week.

The sorcerer from Fantasias The

Sorcerers Apprentice is named Yen
Sid, which is Disney spelled backwards.

Obviously I love hamsters, and I hope this has inspired you to

get one.
Thank you for reading.

A FAnnet
By the Daily Dunicorn and
Bunnytail
A FAnnet is a variation of a
sonnet, because in Poetry Plus
we got annoyed with sonnets.
You may not understand the
characters or why the plot
is what it is, but thats okay.
Hope you enjoy!
Special Snowflake was really
sad,
he was stuck in a situation
that was very bad.
Special Snowflake got caught
in a spooder weeb,
and all he could do was cry
HELP! and plead.
Then a SWF named Wocket
came out of Chesss pocket,
He screamed, Oh theres no
need to fear, super Wocket is
here!
But stuck little snowflake
thought Wocket meant evil,
though the only evil was
Wewevel the Deevil.
NO! He screamed, Please
spare me, please do!
And Wocket replied, Are
you a maniac too?
So the SWF started in, to
unthread and unlace,
They knew the spooder
would come, so they began
to race.
Sure
enough,
Special
Snowflake was fine,
because of Wockets help it
took ten seconds time.
Special
Snowflake
began
to
understand:
SWFs meant no harm,
and that is the end.

Ben interviewing Gus

By Ben Fogler

I am green
By the Daily Dunicorn

Q:What is your name?

A:Gus.
NICE NAME!

I am still green
thats kinda all I know.
My name?
Good question.
I am green.
Whats my favorite color?
I dont know, I am green.
I do know that I am a special
snowflake, and aSWF.
I am green
I am still green
thats kinda all I know yo.
My name?
Good question.
I am green.
Whats my favorite color?
I dont know, I am green.
I am green
I am still green
I hope soon I will not be green.
I hope soon I will know more.
thats kinda all I know.
My name?
Good question.
I am green.
Whats my favorite color?
I dont know, I am green.
I am green
I am still green
thats kinda all I know.
My name?
Good question.
I am green.
Whats my favorite color?
I dont know, I am green.
I am green
I will forever continue to be green.
thats kinda all I know.
My name?
Good question.
I am blue.
Whats my favorite animal?
I dont know, I am green.

Q:What is your favorite food?

A:Pizza.
SAME HERE!
Q:Do you have any pets?
A:No.
I FEEL BAD FOR YOU.
I DONT HAVE ANY
EITHER.
Q:Whats
your
animal?
A:Sea otter.

favorite

My
FurST
ColUM!!!!!!!!
By zACh levine

QEStiN

Zach Said Q:What would you

do if you were made of pure
cheese
Julian Said A:eat my self
Zach Said Q:What would you
do if you were made of pure
cheese
someone Said A:Make Mac &
cheese
Zach Said Q:What would you
do if you were made of pure
cheese
Joshva RosenBerry Said
A:Personly, I Would eat
mYSelf.
Zach Said Q:What would
you do if you were
made
of
pure
cheese
Zach Said A:NOtHinG
Please WRight Your Name In
Advice Colums -Zach

Yet Another Quiz

By GaBe LeViNe

How to: Belles makeup

By Natalie Dean

1. What Is Your Favorite Color?

a. I Can Never Tell You!
b. Blood Red
c. Green Orangey
d. Sky Blue

IT WAS BOUND TO COME!!!! My tutorial on how

to do her makeup for I am her biggest fan! And I cant wait to
write an article on why I absolutely LOVE her. But anyway,
you are reading this for the tutorial so enough about me. Lets
get started!
First, you are going to need your brushes, so get the ones
for your blush, foundation, get a beauty blender if you need one,
and some small and larger eyeshadow brushes. Second, you are
going to need dark and light brown colours for Belle is natural!
Third, you are going to need black eyeliner to makes those lids
intense, and then white eyeliner for the waterline. Then get
your favorite mascara to make those belletiful (see what I did
there xD) lashes. Then get some pink blush, I recommend a
light pink for Belle doesnt wear much blush. Now pink lipstick
for her pink lips. So those are all that you need so lets get on
with the steps!
1. Do your face makeup. But your foundation on, any
concealer or highlights.
2. We get to the eyeshadow. Apply dark brown to the
outer v and a little past to make a sort of wing. Use an angled
or small brush.
3. Apply light brown with a small brush to your inner
lid. Then blend it with the darker brown.
4. Apply the white eyeliner to your inner waterline. It
will make them larger like Belles
5. Apply black eyeliner to the top of your lashline and
do a SLIGHT wing. Do not go crazy for she has a baby cat line.
6. Apply mascara to the top and lower lashes.
7. Lightly stroke the pink blush to your cheekbones.
8. Apply a coat or two of pink lipstick.
And now you have Belles look! Hope this helped your
lovelies! Thank you for reading. OOO and you can find me if
you would like me to teach you how to do more Belle things or
other Disney princess makeup. I may also do some great Belle
outfits if you want to dress like her! Exciting! xx

2. Which Of These Are Your Dream Pets?

a. A Lama Named Geffrey
b. Grumpy Cat
c. A Living Potato
d. Unicorn
3. Which Of These Is Your Favorite Hybrid?
a. Shorse (Shark Horse)
b. Killer Penguin (Killer Whale Penguin)
c. Slear (Sloth Bear)
d.Sharkopotamus (Big Mouthed Shark
Hippo)
4. What Do You Do If A Stranger
Approaches?
a. Jump In His Car To Go To Neverland
b. Smile In His Direction And Throw A
Rock At His Head
c. Kick Him In The Stomach And Run
d. Cut His Hair Off With Scissors
5. If A Bear Is Charging At You, What Do
You Do?
a. Smile At It And Take A Selfie Together
b. Cut Its Nails
c. Name It Freddie Mercury And Drive
Away Together Into The Sunlight
d. Die
If You Chose Mostly As You Are An
Amazing Person And Should Stay Just The
Way You Are
If You Chose Mostly Bs You Are A Very
Good Person With Not A Lot Of Talent But
A Good Personality
If You Chose Mostly Cs You Are A Bad
Person With Not Much Talent And A
Lifeless Personality
If You Chose Mostly Ds You Are A
Horrible Person And Should Go Run And
Hide Forever

Ask Me Anything
By Koala

What Kind of Cheese are You?

By Sophie Biro

Hi CRCAP! Its me Koala here with tons of questions!

Out of these, your favorite color is

a. Blue
b. Yellow
c. Not sure
d. Orange

Q. Dear Koala, whats your favorite candy? -Candy Lover

A. Dear Candy Lover, I absolutely love gummy bears! I love
to have them on my ice cream too because I love that delicious
sweet taste. How about you? -Koala
Q. Whats wrong with giraffes? -No Name
A. Dear No Name, theres nothing wrong with giraffes. I
actually love giraffes! They are my third favorite animal next
to koalas and dolphins. -Koala
Q. Whats your favorite class? -:)
A. Dear :), My favorite class is probably Poetry Plus but I also
really like Fairytale Mystery Makeover. -Koala
Q. Whats your favorite color? -Victor
A. Dear Victor, my favorite color depends on what mood Im
in. For example, if Im sad my favorite color is blue but if Im
happy I like green but if Im just in the middle I really like
purple. -Koala
Q. How can I be more awesome? -Lame-o
A. Dear Lame-o, if you want to be more awesome just have
self confidence and tell yourself that you are awesome, really
your the only person who needs to know. Or just be yourself!
-Koala
Q. Are there any things that we shouldnt ask you? -No Name
A. Dear No Name, There are tons of things that you shouldnt
ask me. You shouldnt ask me joke questions like hi because I
will not answer them. I will answer questions like whats your
favorite day of the week or anything that involves, what do I
do. -Koala
Q. What is your favorite subject and why? -No Name
A. Dear No Name, My favorite subject is math. I love math
because I love problem solving and I think its really fun. -Koala
Q. Are you a boy or a girl? -Anonymous
A. Dear Anonymous, I am a girl koala. Why do you wish to
know?
Thats it for now! Remember
advice column at the Old
Activity Center. Bye CRCAP!

to check out
Building and

my
the

You are
a. Unique
b. Plain
c. Not sure
d. Bright!!
Your dream vacation is
a. The beach!
b. Anywhere sunny!
c. Not sure
d. Skiing
You have the choice of going right,
backwards, or forwards. Which do
you choose and why?
a. Right! Its the oddball!
b. Foward. Im too lazy to turn around
and go a different direction.
c. Not sure! Too many choices!
d. Backwards. Adventure!
Mostly As- You are Bleu Cheese!
You are unique and you go well with
almost everything!
Mostly Bs- You are Swiss cheese!
You are almost perfect, but you have
a few flaws.
Mostly Cs- You are Accasciato! I
have no idea what this cheese is, but it
sounded cool!
Mostly Ds- You are Cheddar! You
are bright and fun and have a strong
personality.

All of the States!

By Sophie Biro and Orly Shiner
Alabama - Alabama was the first
school system to teach Italian. They
did this because because no one
could read the menus at the Italian
restaurants.
Alaska - One of the first states
allow penguins to live with their
residents. This is because they had
no where to live because of the lack
of aquariums.
Arizona - Invented fish and chips
because many of the residents hated
fish, but loved french fries.
Arkansas - First state to allow
people to marry each other because
they believed in love.
California - Created Coca-Cola
because of their lack of water.
Someday, they plan to fill all their
rivers with it.
Colorado - Hates skiing because
they get bored of it. They want
people to know that skiing isnt the
only thing they do.
Connecticut- The biggest state. Not
only does it have the most land, but
also the most jaguars of any other
U.S. state.

Hawaii -The coldest state in the

world because the people there
refuse to turn on their heat. Most
people their either freeze to death
or die trying to start a fire.

Massachusetts - Is the only state

that has a girl named Orly Shiner
(THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE
WE LOOKED IT UP ON http://
howmanyofme.com/search/)

Idaho - Hates dolphins because

they make weird noises. You
will only find one dolphin there
named Lily, whose mouth is
taped shut.

Michigan - Only state that drinks

milk. All the other states are
hooked on soy milk.

Illinois - No one has a name.

Everyone calls people dude or
miss.

Minnesota - Created mini baking

soda containers to put in your
fridge. Thats why they always
have good smelling feet.

Indiana - In a recent survey

taken, 100% of people in Indiana
said that they would rather live in
Jamaica, and 90% said they had a
pet fish named Bob.

Mississippi - The state with the

shortest name. This is because
the founders were lazy when
coming up with the name
because it was the last thing
they did at their 24-hour press
conference.

Iowa- Iowa was originally named

Snuffleufagus. Its five founders
were named Bradney, Carol,
Susan, Rocko, and Chandler.
Snuffleufagus was their stuffed
animal.

Missouri - Is actually called

Sapopa, but they dont want you
to know that because its really
personal. So dont tell anyone.

Kansas - The first state to allow

singing. All the other states only
permitted yodeling.
Kentucky - Their state animal is
a squirrel because all the other
ones were taken.

Delaware - Next to Florida, but it

takes 6 hours to get there because of
the intense winds.

Louisiana - Was the first state to

plant apple trees cause everyone
was bored of grapes.

Florida- Is not next to Delaware,

but is first cousins with Hawaii.
Their aunt is California.

Maine - In Maine, there are no

lobsters after almost everyone
was killed by them in 967 BCE.

Georgia - Founded by Jerry the

Giraffe, who died in 1812 from the
war of 1812.

Maryland - The first piece of land

was found by a girl with blue hair
named Mary Shcloopinhogger.

Montana - Is really a country.

They dont tell you this because
they would be the smallest
country, which is considered an
insult.
Nebraska - All of Nebraska
goes to bed at 7:30 P.M. This is
because they all wake up at 7:30
A.M and it is a state law to stay
up for exactly 12 hours a day.
Nevada - Woody Allen was born
in Nevada.
New
Hampshire
New
Hampshire does not have a
football team. They cant afford
the stadium and they believe all
the players would get attacked
by moose.

New Jersey - Mice are illegal in

New Jersey. This is because in
1936, a wave of mice came into
the governors house and killed his
wife.

Pennsylvania - Is where Walker

grew up! His address is 7 Walker
Lane, and his zipcode is 11111.
He moved to MA because the
taxes were lower.

Virginia - All of the US

presidents were born in
Virginia. All of them will be
until I (Sophie Biro) become
president.

New Mexico - New Mexico is really

Old Mexico- It was created 100
years before Mexico was, but since
it has more technology they call in
New Mexico.

Rhode Island - Dogs were

created in Rhode Island. I know
what youre thinking dogs were
created along with every other
animal, or so you thought. In
1764 there was a man named
Sarah Palin and the beakers in his
laboratory fell and the chemicals
mixed together along with a
piece of bacon thus creating the
dog.

Washington - They call it

Washington because they wash
their clothes on the streets.
They do this to show off their
washing techniques.

South Carolina - Everything

is South Carolina costs 10$,
whether its a house, an apple, or
a airplane ticket.

Wisconsin - Wisconsin hates

dairy. This is because the
governor is lactose intolerant
and almost got killed by a cow.

South Dakota - Beneath the soil

of South Dakota, there are many
dinosaurs living there. They eat
mice. In fact, they eat 1,000,000
a day- each!

Wyoming - This state gets

the worst grades on their test
because they make them really,
really, hard so its easy for
them when they go to college
to get more knowledge.

New York - Invented popsicles. This

is because in 2038, an apple juice
factory lost their heat in the middle
of winter and the apple juice froze
thus creating the first popsicle.
North Carolina - Is really South
Carolina - but they changed it in
1500 when the president had vision
that made everything look upside
down, so it just stuck.
North Dakota - North Dakota
lives in cartoon. This is because in
119 somebody named Catalogus
Fransalio was watching cartoon
network and his T.V exploded so
all the chemicals came out and
everybody drank them.
Ohio - When Ohio took the
MCAS, they got a 10% because
the thought the wrong answers
were right and the right answers
were wrong. The 10% came from
their essays, because even though
they were wrong, they were VERY
convincing.
Oklahoma - Oklahoma is known
to host the best Halloween parties.
Their parties include candy, t.v,
people, and (this is what makes it
special) hide and go seek!
Oregon - Cant eat fried chicken.
Theyre actually vegetarian but no
one knows why.

Tennessee - Tennessee is really

spelled Foiuvre. It is french for
needle in a hay stack.\
Texas - Texas doesnt like the
name John. When they were
only 6 years old, a general name
John lead them to their (almost!)
death. So if anyone is named
John, they are going to be hated
on.
Utah - The french braid was
created in Utah. Nobody knows
who invented it but we know it
was invented there.
Vermont - Grows pineapple.
Everywhere you look, there are
rows and rows of pineapple.

West Virginia - West Virginia

was the founder of the universe.
They are really, really rich
because England gave them
money for it.

Would You Rather?

By Walker Adams
Would you rather ...
Do pi or eat pie?
Wear pink or pink?
Go to jail or sleep with a clown?

All you need to know about hair dye

Frequent Dyer
Hey, you!
Yeah, you!
No, not you! YOU!
OMG I SAID NOT YOU!
UGHHH
Are you nervous about dying your hair? Well
let me settle this!
1. Does Bleach ruin my hair?
I just recently bleached my hair for some blue
color, and my hair is a bit fried, Just get this.
If you have light hair you dont need to bleach.
If you have brownish hair bleach! It wont do
anything really bad.
2. WHY WOULD I DYE MY HAIR ITS
STUPID MY BRASSY HAIR IS THE BEST
OMG LOL RIGHT BRASSY IS THE BEST
HAHAHAHAHAHahhahahahHAHA dye it
plz
Thats it.
BYE
The Random Pineapple
Please write a name on your paper and dont
force us to call for backup ants to flip over
the paper unless you have to. Also, STOP
STEALING OUR PEN, we repeat STOP
STEALING OUR PEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you like apples too?
-?
Of course, we like practically every fruit and
berry!!!
Tips; the wild apples are the best.
Are you a pineapple, broccoli ar a peach or
ants?
-?
Ants, we think.
Good luck, and one more thing; STOP
STEALING OUR PEN!!!!!
(its hard to put a new one in)

6 Adorable Animal Facts

By: Lily Brinkman
1. Red pandas use their bushy tails as blankets.
2. Sheep can recognize facial expressions and they
really like smiles.
3. Baby elephants suck on their trunks for comfort.
4. Macaques make snowballs to entertain
themselves.
5. If your cat headbutts you, its a sign of marking
something as safe, which means your cat trusts
you.
6. Unborn chicks communicate to their siblings
and their mom from inside their shells.

Questions for Answers

By Kitten Lover
Hi CRCAP! Its me, Kitten Lover here with a new
set of questions. I would just like to remind you to be
respectful and serious when asking a question. Think
before you do people! Some of the questions have been
very silly and even offensive. Please stop! Thank you!
Q: Do you love bunnies?
A: Yes! Yes! Yes! I absolutely love bunnies! They are
so cute and cuddly, and I love petting them because
they are so soft. I dont own a bunny, but if I had the
choice to get one, I would.
Q: Do you like pie?
A: As a matter of fact, I do like pie. My favorite kind is
peach pie. I think it is so good.
Q: Whats your fav class? Mines Dansical.
A: Well, I think my favorite class is Daily Double
because I get to answer all of the campers questions
and I get to make all kinds of cool articles and reviews.
The coolest part is that the entire camp gets to read it!
Q: Can you say the alphabet 2 times in zero seconds?
A: No, but I wish that I could. Can you do it?
Well, thats all for today. Remember to check out my
poster and read my column in the Daily Double.
Yours Truly, Kitten Lover. Meow!