how to be the little

fashion things we do
to seem cool to
able people like
ourselves
or

consume
like me
by
follow any combination of the following tried and

andrew coulter enright true rules and you are bound to fool us
smoke buy
cigarettes expensive
any brand is really okay
jeans
we notice even the smallest logos
smoking will be cool for a
long time

its best to go for a working

class cigarette
try marlboro mediums
diesel
Daryl K
people will say unfiltereds earl
evisu
or handrolled are the levis engineered
coolest levis sta prest
marc jacobs
they try too hard mavi
paper
smoke filters or filter psycho cowboy
lights seven

alternatively
order them from switzerland
you can
always wear
your
and be cool like us wear your moms jeans with your
parents jeans
dads belt and
mention it quietly several times
as summer departs
days swimming enter
swim swim

public pools at night

reservoirs
at
the mind

wear
clar
your parents pool
your aunts pool in the hamptons
the hamptons

wear ks
sunglasses
in the
pool yes still
wear your tshirts buy two blatant
eversoslightly luxury accessories

dont wear thousands of dollars worth

of clothes every day
even if you can afford it

wear beat up old clothes

with two very expensive
small items

too small
people will
automatically
assume you are
cool
burberry scarves
lv wallets
lv haircubes
prada bag

rich coach hat

tods mocs
you know the shit

and will
just dont show off

too
people notice that

dont want to
flaunt it
 dont love or hate la

live in
a big
city
obviously it is acceptable to live in

tolerate
the beautiful countryside

provided you are only there to get out

of the big city you really live in

La
prefe
rably
new york
or london
 also acceptable
like many suggestions
contained herein
American regionals
access the high and low

drink high end we like

imported beer or
shitty ass american
beer
drink stella or natty boh
drink pilsner urquell or beast
drink newcastle or natural light

brooklyn lager
yuengling
drink forties
avoid as much irony as possible
magic hat
and
just
red hook
drink a lot
saranac
sierra nevada
all mixed
drinks eat
are cool
because
drinking
eda
is cool
however if you order something
mam
e
like a cosmo or a sex on the beach

order with
one part pure sincerity
two parts self deprecating humor
more than one female friend

let everyone taste it because they will secretly

love it and probably order it next time
wear be media
a
sun addict
glass we cant stress this
es a enough read watch
and listen to any
little thing you can get
your hands on
when you walk indoors wear your

too sunglasses about thirty seconds to

a minute longer than everyone
else really dont

long do not however

where them longer
waste
money on
expensive
sunglasses
every
unless

day
than the extra
thirty seconds

youll look like a

they are
total asshole
your
blatant
accessory

buy your sunglasses on the

street suggestions to follow
 read
nylon surface wall

love flaunt mixmag

paper dazed and con
fused
purple
sleazenation
dutch
grand royal remix id artforum wired
v w

nest thrasher maximum rock and

brit roll paper timeout vogue bazaar com

plex spruce hightimes xxl the source
national geographic discover
the economist the utne reader moth
soma

er jones ms penthouse muzik jalouse

neythe neptunes do
elle cosmo instyle people entertain
ment weekly adbusters artbyte art
in america citizen k the face lucky
teen seventeen print visionaire big
list numero wwd rollingstone spin

spear another magazine jane dwell colors

blackbook clear tatler british vogue
fader the new yorker tearsheet
bomb harpers vanity fair interview
premiere arkitip index tv guide urb

s xlreightr mixer ap cmj vice merge

hermenaut pop nova mixte
arena hommes plus loaded the fash
ion parkett spoon playboy the new
smock

york times magazine frieze crash bt

beikoku the new york review of
books the new republic giant robot
you should have seen rocky the royal get digital cable and watch it
tenenbaums rushmore bottle rocket bring it on save
the last dance drop dead gorgeous eraserhead mul
holland drive Apocalypse now ordinary people alien
two thousand one a space odyssey the empire strikes style
watch the

channel and
back the straight story raging bull taxi driver the
godfather charlies angels tron goonies breakfast
club uncle buck how high sixteen candles friday
cheech and chong the love bug sleeper manhattan
nashville the harder they come gimme shelter wet much music
hot american summer mary poppins the dark crys

et
tal the yellow submarine kids quadrophrenia grass
the graduate rosemarys baby sneakers three days
of the condor james bond the birds a clockwork
orange the shining pulp fiction do the right thing
watch
slam you can count on me the ice storm manhattan

watch
project war games the jerk austin powers being
john malkovich deep throat cinderella two thousand
shakes the clown on the waterfront citizen kane
mtv
akira caligula ran dancer in the dark run lola run
carnal knowledge higher learning sexy beast duel
jaws suburbia nico icon basquiat wild style fear and
loathing in las vegas easy rider blowup the termi
nator the abyss solaris ten things i hate about you
desperately seeking susan matewan dude wheres my
car cabin boy caddyshack fantasia horse feathers
sixty
twinpeaks pi the beach shrek nerds animal house
blues brothers ferris buellers day off pretty in
pink one flew over the cuckoos nest twelve monkeys
fight club diner pecker hairspray soap die hard the
matrix night on earth the day the earth stood still
minutes
planet of the apes young einstein swiss family
robinson roger and me the big one pretty woman air
plane alice in wonderland altered states batman
rodan falling down tremors slugs defending your
life legally blonde dTMtbd moulin rouge gattaca
the virgin suicides groove down by law bully
every movie ever made watch wild on the las vegas strip
go out on sunday and thursday succumb to peer pressure we all

do
nights
if not everyday of the week

ruin
your

saturday drugs and you should too

hierarchy of consumption

nicotine e start at the top

morning
alcohol opium work your way down
pot acid
ephedrine morphine
coke k
benzos shrooms
ritalin mescaline
please because
impress us
dont
be
afraid
to
dance youre
gonna
have
to with your
expansive
dance
we but
really now
never we
used
to
love
to knowledge of
all and
modern music
the
models
drink
and
dance really
its
fun
to
operation ivy bassment jaxx
music is free
learn up

kruder and dorfmeister

now

you just

dance
fleetwood mac neil young nsync
bruce springsteen the beatles herbaliser

feel go the roots

nick warren
jay z
brian eno
deep dish
craig richards

sexy out willie nelson

tiffany
johnny cash
madonna
heart
stewart walker
Les Rythmes Digitales amon tobin aphex twin
when there we elvis preseley the who
jefferson airplane jefferson starship the rolling stones
you and yoko ono john cage bob marley
jimmy cliff hank williams saul williams
the promise ring swayzak michael jackson
stay find dj qbert dj shadow unkle

dance
portishead bjork Serge Gainsbourg
bikini kill tricky daft punk
in a luke slater photek teebee and k
cyndi lauper genesis talking heads
your sweaty blondie the ramones capn jazz
texas is the reason belle and sebastian rainer maria
apt club moby james holden timbaland
missy elliott steve reich janis joplin
and and led zeppelin tom petty bob dylan
billy bragg leonard cohen nirvana
sunny day real estate sonic youth plaid
autechre dubtribe soundsystem dr dre
cute stare

dance
public enemy ultra magnetic mcs de la soul
del black sheep abba
people into britney spears beastie boys beck
redman moss icon outkast
will the john digweed sander kleinenberg george winston
kraftwerk can the cure
watch mirror depeche mode new order fugazi
tortoise stereolab dream
you and danny howells
rennie pilgrem
negativland
nico
way out west
the velvet underground
travelling wilburys the eagles culture club
kool keith john denver hybrid
kick play

dance
crass dead kennedys dead milkmen
smashing pumpkins propagandhi matmos
drum old safety scissors john cougar mellencamp afrika bambaataa
wu tang clan nwa roni size
loops tiffany mark farina hippe and halo dilated peoples
cher le tigre iggy pop
make records george clinton funkstorung satoshi tomii
and everything else ever recorded
you and this is just a start
cross your legs
knee over knee
keep an eye on
your posture
look people in
the eye
be proud of where you came from

speak with as but be happy you are here now

large a
vocabulary as
possible
do everything
you do with
grace
spend way too much
on extremely customize
obscure sneakers
your
and buy as many
pairs as possible clothes
two pairs we know whats
whats not
off the rack and

minimum
go for limited edition colors and styles
besides nothing is more fun than
tearing into a perfectly fine
and foreign releases garment
read japanese sneaker pimp websites

use

bleach
spray paint
one pair one pair markers
old new scissors
school school razor blades
purcells rifts safety pins
chucks pump furys sewing machine
shell toes air maxs
sambas prestos screenprinting
pumas zoom airs iron on transfers
ponys star racers
roos meis
dye
keds jordans dirt
live work
as little
beyond
your
means as
possible
h a r d
acquire a basic
knowledge of
working

religion
names to
french Acconci
literature
critical theory feminism
postmodernism sociology
drop
adorno
albers
antonioni
barthes
baudrillard
art history music theory borges
buren
digital imaging world history chomsky

geopolitics geography darwin

Debord
delacroix
painting derrida
linguistics and didion
duchamp
logic carpentry foucault
freud
photography -
Gilbert Rolfe

you will probably godard

haacke
hawking
never discuss hegel
heidegger
hickey
these things with hirst
ingres

us joyce
judd
lacan

but we say we leary

lyotard
kosuth
know this shit kurzweil
macluhan
marx
mcrobbie
moog

so you Nietzsche
said
sartre
saussure

should too shulgin

steinem
woolf
 emo kid hippie crusty punk b
be liberal boy hardcore kid househead dj
artfag candyraver club kid
republicans will never be homecoming queen anarchist pop
fashionable activist stoner intellectual mc
jock debutante itgirl grafitti
we may talk to them if they artist queer communist writer
are rich and powerful enough producer freelancer straight
edger drunk preppy boarding
schooler band kid roleplayer
but becoming friends is out of filmmaker traveller consumer
the question skater graphic designer reader

they oppose all that we love

be everything
besides
reagan wore a brown suit all at once
and
indyrocker nerd cheerleader

the pearls volunteer entrepreneur drum n

bass kid slut southerner army
brat philosopher actor editor

for christs metalhead freak programmer

snob marxist mod perfectionist
redneck valley girl ecoterrorist

sake the dork conceptualist performer

shopper egotist model breaker
bartender dancer fan student

pearls council president drug dealer

geek barista fashionista student
 fly coach

tra
frequently

vel order champagne

after you are finished wear
assembling an outfit your
girl
take one friends
clothes

item and and know

make it
dont look too put
together
look like you tried
but not too hard
what fits
in womens
be
skillfully
dishevelled

slightly sizes
askew
rotate your belt buckle
boy her
the
belts
best
are

until it sits on your hip

wear a pin a little too high
on your chest rotate your hat ten degrees to the right
tie your scarf at the back of your neck
friends
roll up one are good too go for his
most boy
sleeve higher than the other ish items
make the strap on your bag rustic
vests and shirts
too long or too short
always do the trick
its these little things this ultimate attention to
and dont forget
visual detail that sets us apart examine and scru his ties
tinize every aspect of your outfit can you make it
better do you look too techy today add a cardigan
when entertaining remember that you are inviting your when walking anywhere
guests to share your living space walk with a purpose
it is very important to make us feel comfortable and like walk with a style
we should actually be there let your heel hit first
your home says a lot about you so make that work for you then allow your weight to roll onto your toes
strut
a few good rules to live by but only in the most barely perceptible way
lean back
clean up for your guests and walk briskly

dim the lights

when arriving at a bar or party
always have a beer to offer make an entrance
always have some music playing splash through the door
and give your hugs
pick your music based on your grab drinks for yourself and companions
guests for example if you smile
and stake out a good corner to sink into
like minimal techno but your relax
and let people come to you
guests are into superchunk
compromise on q burns
when doing something illegal in public
always have a bottle opener a dont worry
wine key and some tonic breath slowly
and act like you are doing your job
even if you still dont smoke whether smoking a joint or putting up a piece
plan
have at least one ashtray and then enact that plan
and a lighter or two enjoy
because youve gotten away with it
turn off the tv before they
get there and leave it off when introducing yourself
until they leave shake hands
be interested
watching a movie or smoking and give them your full name
up are obvious exceptions when asked what you do offer up your creative passion
photography say
and avoid discussion of your job

guests
unless
you actually get paid to take pictures

you have a few rules too

when discussing color
be careful
always ask before you smoke watch what you say
even if you know its ok and wade slowly into this topic
because we are vicious and we know it all
never show up empty handed hyacinth
is not the name of a color
bring enough beer for your except
crew and the hosts in line at home depot
wear large
amounts of wake up on
black a strangers
and couch

tan later
realize
it was an
eames
original
do not leave the house until your

hair is right
the fin is the new mullet
 take intro to photo

learn the whole fashion world is

built upon the idea of the

we
photograph

would not exist

without them
look
to good in learn to construct
beauty

front of
the learn
camera to
you are probably being photographed
every time you go out someone has a
camera look good its not that hard
learn which angles make you look best
take
pictures
avoid any lighting situations you know
are atrocious its okay to

go ahead and pose

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on the intern et
ebay. com apparelnews. net deepseat. net

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craigslist. com

theblowup . com
tokyoclassified. com
fashionwindows. com
buzz. yahoo. com
neen. org
roor. de
sensu. com

fas hionfinds. com fashionfol lower. com fashion. net

yessmoke. com anato mique. com

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buttmagazine. com
cafeglobe. com zooworld. net
coolg irlsjapan. com
girlynation. com itfashion. com
fashionwiredaily. com shift. jp. org
fashi onwide. com
showstudio. com

accessories
mothmag. com fashion. at
fashionwhore. com
archinect. com popbitch. com
fashionclick. com
memepool. com ammocity. com
sonics tate. com
flipflopflyin. com hungryfordesign. com boilermag. it

to o zingmagazine. com
dancesafe. org
skim. com
virtualr un way. com

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spoon magazine. com

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fashion planet. com
tokion. com

xpander. nl

mks. jp. org atouchofclassusa. com debutmag. com

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coolhunt. net

hintmag. com
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citylights. com flyerart. com
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designiskinky. com
theyrule. net
lafilmfashion. com lum iere. com
enkamania. com
nantucketknotworks. com dolcevita. com
techno. ca spinemagazine. com fuk. co. uk
derush. net popmatters. com dresslab. com
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we have to know what you are saying
and more importantly you have to
understand us look up and learn the following

vocab
asdr fpo
words pica
aftertouch frou frou pique
aquatint gain to pop n lock
archival gliss to posit
aura glitch postmodern
bama glossies postscript
bank Goss public private
bespoke heavy handed raita
bias cut high street rasterized
to blaze idm red rock
Bobbin imagesetter red shift
boxfresh to interrogate ringspun the two when in and
breakbeat irony risd
to buff jungle rizla
most doubt everything
to be bunk kaftan to roll important look to is about
to be cashed kerning sample sale rules the catcher context and
central st martins kif saturation
chiaroscuro kind selvage are in the rye sex appeal
choate kitsch semiotically
clipping lfo sg
colette live work shake
to commodify marimekko sidwell
comp masago signifier
connotation matchprint to spin
couture mitsubishis sub bass
to be cracked out moire tearsheets
cravat mood wall tech house
to crit to motivate third stop
crocking ncr tk
crunk neg to be weeded
dancehall nug whiskers
deckle oneoff the white cube
deuce organic white label
discourse the other x height
diy oxyacetylene xylene
dubplate pantone yaddo
eight ball pentagram to be young
fluxus percale zeitgeist
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the designers artists
wear
buy get clear sunglasses
use blackletter

buy a
vacation

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douglas mandel
don brown
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Fabrice Hybert
an
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country

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rock
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the akademiks
hedi slimane Helen Cho
buy russian
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House of Diehl
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Julian Roberts
luella bartley
john maeda
Jorge Pardo
clare crespo
Mark Bennett
Mark Lombardi
tooled copper e d g e s
soy
milk
sell out
jewelry
to leatherlisten to
maria marta facchinelli Martin Creed
moi et cat
nice collective
melissa ho
michael rakowitz
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buy
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Takashi Murakami
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David Foster Wallace
david sedaris
jem cohen
Jonathan Glazer
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fischerspooner graham rounthwaite

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the french kicks green lady Juergen Teller
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Kenna Hiroshi Tanabe
Kit Clayton Jason Brooks
MARK BORTHWICK
melodie mcdaniel
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