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Thursday, March 7, 2013
Animal shopping tricks part two!
Every time I go to Mark's Workwearhouse to fetch my wife from work, I am
entertained and amazed by the behaviour of women shoppers. This last trip was
no exception.
There was this dumpy and tawdry woman, going about every nook and cranny
of the store. She first stopped at the lunch kits. These were large condura
"packs" that are insulated and large enough to carry two large thermos' and
a"hip of beef." There were three or four of these splendid and large luncheon
packs, and our dowdy little shopper had to unzip and open the compartments of
each and every pack to satisfy her curiosity, which she left open. The "dear
lady" then ripped the tags off of two of them, and left the offending labels on the
floor before moving on to her next destination in the store.
Then...our rather stout and less than fetching shopper was compelled to pick up
an examine every piece of sleek and slender feminine footwear she could never
realistically bend over and get onto her feet, and literally threw them back
onto their display cases in a a fit of past middle age and obese "rage against
the machine" protest.
Our well past middle age matron proceeded to waddle and shuffle throughout
the store with no doubt aching feet, wreaking havoc, until she left the store
without buying a thing. This was indeed a fine example of "consumerism" in
the "developed world!"
As I walked back to the public restroom (I am an old man with a cane, and I
pee a lot) I was chased by a loud and obnoxious Mother with two children.
One of them was little "dear and sweet" Ida, about five years old. The other
specimen of future feminine "success" was about eight. They were racing
furiously to overtake me to use the Store's restroom, all the while precious Ida
wailing how she "wanna to poop poop too." Oh joy, a group poop! "The family
that shits together...sticks together!" The "environmentalists" must be
ecstatic..."three boom booms...one flush!"
So finally our bucolic little family arrive at the check out counter and Mother
chides her precious Ida and tells the other little future Mother in Law to "look
after your sister." Whilst our "devoted Mother" is exchanging pleasantries with
the cashiers "sweet little Ida" has taken five magnetic maglites from their box
and has attached them to the metal stand and turned them on.
So when you by a magnetic maglite from Workwear house, and the battery is is
less than functional....thank "precious Ida" and her retrarded Mother.
You may remember a TV show many years ago, Candid Camera. The show
always begans with the statement..."people are funny!" No they aren't
...thery're stupid!
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Feb
26
Shopping
Shopping!
February 26, 2013
defrauding anyone or stealing from anyone. They think they are trying
to "get a deal,"or trying to "save a buck," after all the "retailers can
afford it." There is a percentage of "shrinkage worked into the price,"
anyway. Well," that's their story, and they are sticking with it."
Then there is the Safeway Store. It is always a dimunitive Asian
woman, that you can often see transferring Jumbo eggs into a egg
carton for small and medium eggs. Taking the smaller egg carton and
leaving the Jumbo carton with much smaller eggs for the next "poor
sap" to buy them.
Sometimes the antics of these "urban hunter gatherers," are simply
dangerous. There is always some "native woman" with a child in the
cart who has picked up a package of raw hamburger, and the "good
woman" has decided she no longer wants or can afford the meat. So
instead of walking back to the meat counter she simply deposits it on a
shelf, and goes on with her child and their shopping.
Then there is the "adventure of diseased man and his mother." Last
evening at the bakery there was a dearth of fresh baked bagels, it was
late in the day, pickings were slim. The Mother was on oxygen,
dragging along a little cart with the O2 bottle. Her "darling beautiful
boy" was picking up and every bagel that was left in the trays, picking
them up to his nose and smelling them, totally oblivious to me and
others waiting behind him.
Finally our judicious, bagel expert had found two he deemed
satisfactory, and moved off, to scratch his ass, cough and blow his
nose. As I tried to find some bagels, our connoisseur of bagels returned
and reached in front of me to take a few more. I then decided I didn't
need any bagels.
Allan Funt producer of TV's Candid Camera used to say..."People are
Funny." Nope, people are stupid! That is never so self evident, when
you watch people generally and women specifically....shop!
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Feb
23
With shock, fire maneuver and shell they sent the fuckers to hell.
Canadian soldiers always, Ready Aye Ready... Lincs and Winks, Eeks
and Squeeks, Canadian Grenedier Guards, Patricia's Canadian Light
Infantry, Ready Aye Ready!
Whatever place Canadian soldiers journey to keep us safe. You mess
with the best, you die like the rest. Ready Aye Ready!
Our fightin Regimental forefathers that gave us a country and so much
more. Our freedom and liberty forever Canadian soldiers have fore
swore. Ready Aye Ready!
We sleep in peace at night, because Canadian soldiers are ready to
fight. The enemy isn't in our backyard. Thy Sons Are On Guard, and
you are free. Ready Aye Ready!
Grey and Simcoe Foresters, Princess Louis Fusiliers, Hussars and
Dragoons, Fort Gary's, Blue Puttees and The Glamour Boys of the 48
the Highlanders. Ladies from Hadies, and Loyal Eddies. Ready Aye
Ready!
Van Doos, Gunners, Zipper Heads, Highlanders, Little Black Devils,
and Infantry, Queen of Battle Infantry! Always Infantry!....Ready Aye
Ready
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24
has to prevail.
So our doctor returned, with her tray on wheels of
instrements. So then she very casually informs me
most people are now "sedated" for this, and I
confidently tell her I have been through this before
and "novacaine" is all that is needed.
So our "wee slip of a thing" sticks me with the
novacaine needle...and in my mind I am the cat
trembling in terror and pain clinging to the ceiling.
The sweat beads on my forehead.
So our doctor begins to cut the abcess and...nothing.
It it still hard, inflamed, sensitive as hell and hurts
like hell. So she puts down the knife and starts to
squeeze, she looks up at me as I curl my toes in abject
agony, as say "you are totally OK with this?" The
pain doesn't bother you.
All this while I thinking,"that I might not use the
phrase, totally OK. Suddenly our doctor's squeezing
is rewarded with a massive gusher of purple-pink
pus streaming into the air three feet, under pressure.
She smiles, and says, "there's the sweet spot."
So then, she takes samples of the pus, and proceeds to
put "packing" in the wound, and leaves the dressing
to the nurse.
They allow me to leave, after receiving the results of
my blood studies and heavy duty blood pressure
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Nov
14
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Nov
12
hooker.
By Tuesday after the holiday Monday, cheques were
cut, arrangement made to replace lost glasses and
dentures. Arrangements made for these "people" and
their bedbugs to stay at taxpayer expense in a hotel
for as as long as needed....And yet several of these
under-evolved animals were out in downtown
Fredericton panhandling while ensconced in a hotel.
Our "friend" Mikel says! "Imagine a land where just
asking for help is a crime..." In Canada, in this
country where the taxpayers of four provinces pay
"equalization" to enable provinces like New
Brunswick to pay for its social programmes, we
would like to "imagine" that we wouldn't be paying
for their "human or constitutional right" to leech a
living like a parasite.
New Brunswick is a welfare case province in
"konfederation" where Mikel is upset to, "imagine a
land where just asking for help is a crime." But the
fact is these animals are asking you to enable their
addictions, drunkeness, insanity and just plain
laziness.
If I could talk to the animals (Dr Doolittle) I would
say, "fat, lazy and crazy is no way to go through life
son." (Animal House)
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11
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Nov
11
His disease, his addled, and idle little life. His welfare
cheque, his next cadged meal at a soup kitchen. Or
about Charles' next beer!
Charles LeBlanc is an incurable "name caller", much
like an immature four year old child. He likes to call
college students working as bylaw enforcement
officers in Fredericton ..."rats." Charles tells New
Brunswick government communications officers,
That he going to destroy them and the Premier of
New Brunswick David Alward.
Charles LeBlanc and his colleague David Amos are
banned from the New Brunswick Legislature. Each
Legislative sitting brings its own sick theatre.
Charles LeBlanc trespasses and harasses politicians
and employees alike. The police are called and
Charles screams like a raped ape he is being
murdered by facists. It is a delightful entertainment!
At Cenotaphs at Legions, small towns,
neighbourhoods, rural communities, and
cities Canadians will pause and reflect on the
millions of nameless Canadians that have served
Canada through the generations, with both their
lives and deaths.
These selfless people gave all so "people" like Charles
LeBlanc and other homeless animals can leech off
people who work. People like my Father and his
Brother fought... so Charles LeBlanc has the freedom
to be remain insane, and to hate Mormons and Jews.
Matt Myers -
They guys used to talk to me but this time around they were Stone-Face like Nazis!! They
looked brainwashed! They looked at me as I was a piece of shit!!!
Very strange......I will never respect these cops again in my life.
I told one cop and I truly apologize for calling them - Racists!!!
The Cop replied - That's good Charles...
I shot back - You're not racist....YOU'RE GESTAPO!!!!
I reminded the guy that I didn't have a modem! It was no good to me.
The next morning the arrest was all over the News.
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Nov
8
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Nov
7
Another Rat from the Fredericton Police Force who tried to get Blogger
murdered!!!!!
Stay tuned!!!!
Better than dealing with Bastards Cops like River Rat Matt Mayers that will lie and jailed
the citizens in this City!!
people.
It seem to me if the mother of our katholic friend
Charlie LeBlanc knew how her son was going to turn
out, she would have grabbed that rusty old clothes
hanger and D &Ced herownself and saved us all from
Charle's' insanity.
Charles LeBlanc at home
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4
The Officer quickly put my arm behind my back and push me against the wall!
I told the cop that I was an independent Amateur Journalist. Im not with the protesters!
He got really angry and walked me 20 feet until they forced me on the ground.
You see, only journalists who dedicated their life and soul to the Evil Irving Empire will
be considered at true journalist! Sorry...I just had to add that one...lol
I noticed that all the media was filming the Irving gestapo.
Once on the graound I shouted- Im a Blogger!!!! I WAS TAKING PICTURES!!!
The woman had her knee on the back on my neck. They handcuff me and I was surprised
that they didnt carry me out the front door.
Just like the citizens in France a few years ago. They paraded them in the streets before
sending them to the Guillotine.
This time around they carry me through the convention in front of the business people.
I shouted again- What are you doing??? I was taking pictures!!!!
I wanted to attend the conference but not in this style?
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Nov
4
starve
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31
For Canada
Next week is Rememberance Day! My Father, and
his brother served in the Canadian Army in World
War Two, Dad remustered to RMC and the RCAF
after the war. I served in CF with 1PPCLI.
In recent years people, mostly women have tried to
change what Rememberance Day is. Rememberance
Day is not about people who have lost their lives in
third world countries looking for a "better life."
Rememberance Day is not about people who died
world wide for "peace".
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Oct
31
the buses generally and the #111 Lori was on was full
hour and half late, as were all the buses across the
city that evening. It snowed and snowed all weekend, and there were buses stuck in the snow
throughout the city. The sheer size of
the wreckers/ tow trucks was incredible.
There is NOT enough transit in Edmonton. Six PM is
the "witching hour", when"Cinderella goes to rags. If
you you go to the transit centre at West Edmonton
Mall at six PM, you witness that a full three quarters
of the buses on the road, change their signs to "sorry
out of service,": and pull out. Thus leaving hundreds
of commuters waiting a fewer number of buses.
Edmonton Transit basically sucks. People, some
people want to save the planet, they want people to
use public transit, but there simply is NOT enough
buses on the road. If you have a car here, except for
infrequent exceptions ...you don't use public transit.
Having said that, I would like to say and say clearly,
that in all the years of using ETS off and on, I have
never seen an incompetant operator, had "close call"
in traffic, experienced a traffic accident, or been in an
unsafe situation. The professionalism of ETS personel
has been un surpassed.
As far as public transit in Edmonton goes, I am
remembered of Dicken's phrase..."Please sir can I
have some more..." Bus service after six and on weekends is unacceptable.
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Oct
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Oct
29
This is nuts!!!
To raid a Church to hunt down someone who has an unpaid fine???
End quote
There is no corroberating evidence of this "raid on a
church" other than the word of what on this video is
a self-described "speed addict" who claims he was
there for "fellowship and to worship.
Here in Edmonton as in all cities there are cops that
overstep their authority, but it is at a minimum. The
Edmonton Police Service are well policed. For that
we should be grateful.
The Edmonton Police Service was/is the second best
paid police force in Canada, you do get what you pay
for. The difference betwixt Alberta and Edmonton
with Fredericton and NewBrunswick, I guess
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Oct
27
Mr Amos,
I would like you to stop sending me your emails. I am not sure who or what
you have a complaint with nor am I interested. I am certain that it does not
involve me. Further emails will be considered harassment.
Sincerely,
Linda Duffett-Leger
Linda Duffett-Leger, MN, BN, RN, BA
Project Director, MOMS Study
CHILD Research Program, http://www.unbf.ca/nursing/child/index.html
Mr. Amos
Please stop communicating with me immediately by
telephone, cellular,
and email and/or by any other means of
communication. Your contacts with me are
unsolicited and unwanted and I am asking you to
cease and desist.
Please also take this as your notice that should you
continue to
harass me, I will make a complaint to the police and
pursue this
matter through the criminal courts. I am a criminal
lawyer and I am very aware of what constitutes
criminal harassment and/or threats.
I also have an understanding of how you operate
because of information provided to me by my
husband, Scott Agnew. I can tell you that I will not
tolerate it.
Yours truly
Alison Mnard
"Lafleur, Lou" lou.lafleur@fredericton.ca wrote:
From: "Lafleur, Lou" lou.lafleur@fredericton.ca
To: "'motomaniac_02186@yahoo.com'"
motomaniac_02186@yahoo.com,
"Lafleur, Lou" lou.lafleur@fredericton.ca
Subject: Fredericton Police Force
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:21:13 -0300
Dear Mr. Amos
My Name is Lou LaFleur and I am a Detective with
the Fredericton Police Major Crime Unit. I would like
to talk to you regarding files that I am investigating
and that you are alleged to have involvement in.
Please call me at your earliest convenience and leave
a message and a phone number on my secure and
confidential line if I am not in my office.
yours truly,
Cpl. Lou LaFleur
Fredericton Police Force
311 Queen St.
Fredericton, NB
506-460-2332
________________________________
It seemed the prayers of many were answered and
David was dead. No one had heard from him for
several months. In retrospect David must have been
re incarcerated in a Chalmers Hospital a New
Brunswick mental facility. Or simply had reoffended
as a child molester and had been arrested, charged
and convicted.
The scary thing is: There are some pictures of David
Amos on the web and he is a dead ringer for Charlie
Manson, and you can see, just as crazy as he and his
"family" was.
David Amos never "worked a day in life." He uses the
computers and inter-net connections in libraries to
stalk, harrass, threaten and pontificate his mindless
vitirol on the web. The good thing is David couldn't
even find Alberta on the best day he ever had. He has
never been here, and never will.
Like the old movie trailer said..."he's back!"
That was our "friend's" "fifteen minutes of fame" on
this blog. David is now "cast upon the dungheap of
history."
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thre clubs, and the only ones I can mention of the top
of my head.
Here in Edmonton we have the ESO... Edmonton
Symphony Orchestra to the Raygun Cowboys.
Indeed here in Alberta there is diverse music "to
provide solice to the soul!"
Now if someone could just tell me what Psycho-Billy
music is!
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Oct
16
Facebook sucks!
I hate all social media and its devotees. Facebook,
Twitter, and the Blog. The Blog, that particularly
loathsome vehicle that empowers the pimply faced
unpopular high school student. Blogs that enable silly
amerkan "middle school" students that "ought to be
seen and not heard", show off their "tits" and then
end up killing themselves. Indeed, whatever
happened to parents, actually taking charge and
responsiblity for their children?
Some Bloggers call themselves "journalists." In
Ferdericton New Brunwsick, an uneducated, ADHD
alcoholic man in his sixties propagandizes about his
"issues". He writes, mis-spells and butchers The
Queen's English with a Quebecois accent. His
"blog"has enpowered him to tell all and sundry in
cyber-space, all about the "racist Fredericton Police
Force (racist against the less fortunate and poor, his
words) and the Liberal Party of New Brunswick has
attempted to, and continues to try and kill him. The
last attempt Charles claims was two nights ago!
As with anything and everything in this life, social
media is a mixed blessing. Now governments large
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Oct
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Oct
12
Canada.
Many New Brunswickers and Charles Leblanc are
"happy warriors" fighting to keep themselves and
New Brunswick as the "ultimate welfare state."
So what just what is the difference betwixt the
addicts, and drunks that lost their government
paid rooming house abodes by fire....And the welfare
province of New Brunswick trying to maintain their
position at the welfare equalization trough, by not
developing Shale Gas?
Both these groups of parasites behave just like
Charles LeBlanc.
The apple does not fall too far from the tree.
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Oct
7
Hollandaise Sauce.
We have known our friendly "innkeepers" at Teddy's
for almost twenty-five years, so going to, and seeing
them is a pleasure.
As we crossed Jasper Avenue at ten in the morning,
Edmonton's main downtown street was closed to
traffic for three full city blocks, because of a traffic
accident that occurred at roughly seven AM.
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Edmonton...City of Chumps!
Katz .
Today Mayor Mandel tried to "spin" the news of
Oiler managment going to Seattle, by trivializing it.
Saying that Seattle can not replicate the rabid fan
base that the Oilers have here. But Seattle is a world
class city, with major league baseball, and NFL
franchises, and population base several times larger
than Edmonton. Getting "bums in the seats" ought
not be a problem.
From a logical business point of view the Katz
Group ought to move the franchise at the earlyist
opportunity. Edmonton is a "quiet backwater", even
the air transport hub for Western Canada is Calgary,
not Edmonton.
Edmonton is the seat of government for Alberta but
Calgary is the corporate headquarters for Western
Canada and world centre of the oil industry. Calgary
is a world class city that has hosted the Winter
Olympics. Edmonton clearly is not, nor
does Edmonton's civic government have the same
boldness or vision.
Much of what defines Edmonton or what Edmonton
is known throughout North America is the Edmonton
Oilers. The fact the Edmonton Oilers is a NHL city is
what sells it as a convention destination. Without the
Oilers Edmonton is nothing more than a city on the
edge of the Boreal Forest, with a lovely River Valley.
Some Edmontonians look at an investment in an
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Calgary.
So it appears unrealistic to think
a Edmonton an international, or
first class city. Edmonton has not
the infrastructure to host a
World's Fair nor to have an NHL
franchise. Edmontonians
seemingly have the notion...it is a
good idea, if someone else pays
for it. That also appears to be the
attitude in Regina, Fredericton,
Halifax, St John's and other
smaller less visionary cities.
The area in Edmonton that the
new
arena/hotel/casino/office project
is to be built is now an urban
wasteland. Myopic Edmontonians
do not want to invest in their city
or use tax dollars to attract
business to broaden the municipal
tax base, but expect private
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