The Great Father

Father: I have a bride for you, marry her

Son: No, I want to choose my own bride
Father: But this girl is very special, she was the daughter of bill gates
Son: Well in this case I would say yes.

Furthermore, the father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: I have a husband for your daughter

Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to be married!
Dad: This young man is a vice-president of the world bank
Bill Gates: Hmmm, in this case I will say ok

Finally, the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: I have a young man to be the vice president of the World Bank
President: But I do not need a vice president!
Father: But he is the son bill gates
President: Really? In this case I would say OK

A Headache Woman

A woman got headaches for several days, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor then
asked a question to her. How old are you? asked the doctor.
Hmmm, I do not remember Doc, but Ill try to think After thinking within one minute, she
finally answered and said, Yes, I remember now, when I got married, I was eighteen years old,
and my husband was thirty. Now, my husband sixty. Sixty is equal with two times of thirty. So,
my age is two multiplied by eighteen. That is thirty six years old.

Mr. Knott and Mr. Watt

Mr.Knott is a lecturer at a university. One day, he was very tired and went home with the aches in
all of his body. When he arrived home, his phone rang and he picked it up right away.
Hallo, whos there?
Watt
What is your name?
Watt
I asked!! Whats your name?!!
Watt is my name. Are you john?
No, I knott
Could you tell your name?
Will Knott
Both men are hung up and talking What a rude man!

The bomb
There are three passengers and one pilot on a plane. The first man said, I have a bottle, what
should I do? The pilot replied, Throw out. The second man also had a bottle and the pilot told
him to throw out. The third person was very different, he said, I have a bomb, what should I
do? The pilot told him to throw out.

When the plane landed, the pilot and three passengers found a man who was crying. When asked,
he replied My head is injured because the bottle that thrown by someone. Then, they met a
woman who was crying. When they asked, the woman told the same reason.
Several minutes later, they met a man who laughed uproariously. When asked, the man replied I
was fart and suddenly the existing building behind me was exploded.

Take Name Of Al-Quran

Doni and Tono are true friends, both recently get a child. and at one time there was
meet the following conversation.
Doni
Tono
Doni
Tono
Doni

: No, What is the name of your son?

: Azis, taken from the Qur'an
: my son also took his name from Al-Quran
: who?
: Saitonirojim

Two People Are Killed

There are two dead people were asked the guardian angel gate before going to the
afterlife.
Angel
: Why are you here?
Person 1

: "When I was at the office, I was told the neighbor that my wife
was having an affair with another man in my apartment.
Therefore I immediately raced home. Up at my house
tossed around the room looking for the man. Angry,
I threw what I found out the window, including suitcases
available at the bedside. I was so emotional I get hit
the heart. "

Angel

: "And you?" (ask the angels to the second)

Person 2

: "Hhh ... I was in a suitcase that had been dumped .."

Elephant
Atang
Otong

: "Tong .. why elephant ivory and yellow like bananas?"

: "Mmmm .. what is it ...? Do not know.."

Atang
Otong
Atang

: "Let me be hidden behind a banana tree."

: "Ah .. you lie, Tang. there is not an elephant hiding behind a banana
tree ..?"
: "never see it ..? Means he succeeded hiding .."

Pedicab Driver and Ghost

Cold night. A pedicab driver can not inject as passengers of the afternoon. Finally the
rickshaw driver decided to go home. On the way home, suddenly appeared a longhaired woman called him. "Well, passenger," thought the rickshaw drivers. Finally she
sit.
Pedicab driver: "Where are you going, women?"
"Just Go straight sir, I'll Tell" she said flatly.
When they arrived at the cemetery, rickshaw suddenly stopped. "Stop, Sir ...", he
said.
By the time the woman fell, a pedicab driver look at the long-haired woman legs was
not touching the ground. Necessarily the pedicab driver said with a shiver: "Hiiii ....
Ghost ......"
With spontaneous cynical woman glanced toward the pedicab driver: "Whatever ...
than you, pedicab driver!"
Penguin In The Park
Once a man was walking in a park when he
across a penguin. He took it to a policeman
and said; What should I do? The
policeman replied; Take it to the zoo!.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in
the same park. The man was still carrying
the penguin. The policeman was rather
surprised and walked up to the man and
asked; Why are you still carrying the
penguin? Didnt you take it to the zoo? The
man replied; I certainly did. And it was a
great idea because the penguin really
enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the
movie.
KABAYAN DRINKING HOT COFFEE

One day, kabayan and iteung go a coffee shop on the edge pesawahan. Because he looks weak so
iteung also suggested Kabayan to drink coffee. Kabayan swiftly respond to "LIVE! ga akang
dosn't have money". iteung was ignoring complaints. and iteung asked seller :
" Mr, how much coffee?".
seller replied "hot coffee in 2000 if winter 5000"
"Fine indeed a message 1".
not long before coffee was finished and handed directly to the front of Kabayan. Kabayan
alacrity and gusto with direct spending so that the new coffee (yes definitely temperatures around
90 degrees C). iteung was confused and asked.
"Akang! what the hell, it's still hot coffee to drink straight on "
"Because if already cold so 5000 singing!
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