Actors n Actris:

Sandro : hanna
Paijo (Assisten) : mangin
Cliens: 1.bad boy that looking for her couple (aisyah) : vikko
2. couples (aisyah) : zaza
3. ayu sinting ( woman that looking for her husband) : emha
4. kanji (ayu sintings husband): abang
5. child : ndoyo
6. mother of child : sri yaten
7. crazy man: oby
8. nurse : pipit
9. maisaroh kenjis wife : rita
In a village, there is a sandro namely Nyai Angker. She has supernatural power to
do everything. She has a magic box. And she can treat all of disease such as
Panu, Kadas Kurap, until help someone to find true love.
Ladies and gentleman, we present to you La Sandro lets check it out!!!
Stage 1
Sandro : (laugh) Im a famous sandro in the world. Everyone knew who I am. I can
treat all of disease. (laugh) (sit) hah ? where is my coffee ? Oh, my God ! Paijo !
Paijo ! brings me my coffee !!!
(paijo come)
Paijo : this is your coffee.
Sandro : thank you. (drink) Hmmmmhmmm what is it? its very delicious !
Paijo : this is, TEDONG WHITE COFFEE ! rasanya nikmat, nyaman di lambung,
dan gak bikin deg**an !
Sandro : hmm,,, you very smart, Paijo. I like it. (drunk and suddenly bad boy
coming)
Bad boy : assalmu alaikum.. ooohh,, punna bola..
Sandro : (spurt to Paijos face) who is that ?
Paijo : I dont know. Maybe he is your client.
Sandro : let him come in.
Paijo : (pantomime to opens the door)
bad boy : (enter from beside of the door) hey, what are you doing. This is your
door..!
paijo : oh God, I forget ! please come in.
in front of Sandro
bad boy : Nyai angker, please help me. Im very hard to find someone to
completely my live. Help me... help me to find someone to become my wife.
Sandro : ok..ok.. I know your problem, child. Hmm,, tell what type do you want.
Bad boy : absolutely beautiful, smart and have a beautiful voice like it (show
Mpok Norys photo)
Paijo: really ? are you sure, see the picture.
Bad boy : oh, god. I mean this is (show Aisyahs Picture)
Sandro : hohoho just it ? its so easy. (baca mantra) follow me (goes to magic
box) magic box, give me a beautiful, smart and have a nice voice girl. Dibantu
yah.. Sim salabim jadi apa prok..prok..prok..
(zaza muncul dr dlm magic box)
Aisyah : (tunduk)

Bad boy : hey, you are very beautifull. What is your name ?
Aisyah : Aisyah (slow)
Bad boy : who ?
Aisyah : Aisyah !!!! (scream)
Bad boy : but are she smart ? (talk to sandro)
Paijo : (datang mmbawa soal 1+1)
Sandro : lets see.. aisyah, answer the question.
Aisyah : its so easy. You know Im a cleaver girl. The answer is (show the answer)
Bad boy : good. The last, please sing a song.
Aisyah : (lipsing lagu kereta malam )
Bad boy: perfect ! I like her. Thank you Nyi. How much I must pay ?
Paijo :$ 1 milion.
Sandro ; hey !! shut up ! $ 1 million
Bad boy : (paying and then go with aisyah)
Sandro : Im so satisfied now. One again people I have helped. But, Im so tired.
Paijo : tired ? drink KUKU KAKI ENERGY ! ROOOSOO!
Sandro : (drink) hmm.. but I still tired right now.
Paijo : still tired, so that use GEPE U..!
Sandro : waww, I feel better.
(suddenly, ayu sinting comeing)
Ayu Sinting : nyi,, help me. I looking for my husband. Hes gone.
Sandro : ok, clam down. Ill be help you. What is your name ?
Ayu sinting : my name is ayu sinting. And Im looking for my husband Kanji.
Sandro : ok, wait. (Baca mantra) follow me (go to magic box and read mantra
bugis )
Paijopaijo.. where are you. Help me open the box.
(open the magic box)
Sandro : paijo ! what are you doing ! gets out from here !
(paijo runaway)
Sandro : ok, reaped again. (Read mantra and Kanji out from box)
Ayu Sinting : Oh my husband..! thank you Nyi. Thank you. Finally I found my
husband.
Kanji : ok, Nyi. How much I must be pay ?
Sandro : $ 9.999.999.
Kanji : Ok, let me give you check. (take his check dan kmudian mnandatangani di
ujungnya)
(Ayu sinting and her husband go out)
Sandro : paijo, Im so hungry now. Could you bring me some food?
Paijo : absolutely ! this is UREA
Sandro : UREA ?
Paijo : yes, get one and follow me. diputer, di jilat, di clupin..
Sandro : okokok.. once again .. diputer, di jilat, di clupin..
(Suddenly mother and her child coming)
Sandro : hey whats going on !
Mother : help me Nyi. I wii be sunat my son.
Sandro : ohh, okok.. calm down please. Paijo, take my bag.
Paijo : ok
(Paijo bring sandros bag)
Paijo : this is your bag.
Sandro : thank you (take the perkakas).

Help me (mmbaringkan child ) menyuntik..

suddenly bad boy come dan mengeluh.,..
Badboy: Sandro, I was dissapointed with you..
Sandro: whats wrong???
Badboy: you deceive me, you said that Aisyah is a beautiful girl,. But look her
now.. (membuka cadar aisyah,dan sandro terkejut melihat wajah aisyah, tidak
lama kemudian datang Ayu sinting dan kanji)
Ayu sinting: Sandro, look it appears my husband has the second wife,,, what
should I do???
The second wife: kanji,,,, Kamu pilih dia atau aku. Pilih dia atau aku,,,
(tiba2 terdengar suara tembakan, dan semua yang adadi dalam ruangan jatuh
satupersatu, tinggal paijo, kemudia cracyman menembakx dengan ke tapel. Dan
Akhirnya datang seorang suster dan membawa crazy man

Property :
1. foto aisyah (ayat** cinta)
2. Foto Mpo Nori
3. kain hitam untuk magic box
4. gunting biasa
5. gunting rumput
6. pisau
7. parang
8. suntik
9. botol cairan
10.bor
11.gallon
12.kostum perawat
13.tedong white copi
14.tittle dukun
15.meja panjang untuk pasien
16.kursi

17.tembak bamboo
18.baju tentara
19.ketapel
20.

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ayat** cinta
lagu ayu tinting (alamat palsu)
suara tembakan
suara pintu terbuka
kereta malam
suara bintang
suara kentut.