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Volume II Edition XV
Extreme Clean
By LeeAnn Rhoden
Yesterday afternoon,
homeowners
Sid
and
Sylvia Sarsbee, hosted a
birthday party for their
three-year-old grandson,
Sammy.
The theme was Toy
Story, said Mr. Sarsbee.
He loves that movie. He
watches, it every time he
comes over to our house.
I feel like Woody,
Buzz, Jessie and Bullseye
are members of our
family, said Mrs. Sarsbee.
We havent spent a
Sunday afternoon without
them in over a year.
The Sarsbees decided
to surprise their grandson
by hiring Woody and Buzz
impersonators, a decision
that led to an unanticipated
problem.
We knew that Buzz
and Woody didnt get
along in the first movie but
we assumed that they
made up in the subsequent
films, said Mrs. Sarsbee.
Apparently that was
further from the truth. The
impersonators
allegedly
arrived at the party, drunk
and using foul language in
front of the children.
It was the magic act,
Mrs. Sarsbee said, dabbing
her eyes.
Weather
Index
More News..............Page 2
Dear Monica...........Page 2
Editorial..................Page 2
Letters To Editor................
........Page 2
Rant & Raves..........Page 2
Horoscope...............Page 3
Puzzles....................Page 3
Classifieds...............Page 3
Impersonators
Continued from Page1
Volume II Edition XV
Woman Blames
Pancakes
By Snoop Cubby
Editorial
Letter To Editor
By Sham Farce
Dear Monica
Dear Monica,
I have been trying to
lose weight but I just cant
seem to do it. Every time I
think todays the day I
start my diet something
comes up a birthday
party, lunch with a
girlfriend, cupcakes with
my sons class. Sometimes
the weather is nasty and I
want comfort food. How
can I lose weight and not
miss out on the good things
in life?
- Hungry Helen
Dear Helen,
Well, I could say that
you are perfect the way
you are, or I could say that
depriving yourself isnt
healthy, or that you will
lose weight when youre
ready. But I wont. Im
going Yoda on you Do
or do not. There is no try.
Whatever.
Volume II Edition XV
Classifieds
For Sale
Pre
Common
Core text books.
Math, Language
Arts,
science.
No less than
$1000.
These
will be priceless.
55-gal
metal
drums with lids.
All
empty.
Excellent
for
storing or disposing of items
questionable in
nature. Can be
used as burn
barrels.
Carpet
steam
cleaner. Used.
No longer need
it. Works great.
Gets out stains
and chases of
kids, pets and
husbands.
Mini
Cooper
hood. Respond
to this ad in the
personals. Use
the words Hot
Wheels.
Wanted
Maps. Will take
city maps, state
maps, country
maps.
Also
bound atlases.
Dont trust my
GPS.
Wanted used
golf carts, lawn
mowers,
toy
cars, small gas
or
electric
engines
and
motors.
Also,
lightweight
aluminum
or
fiberglass.
Old furniture for
free. Condition
or
cleanliness
not an issue.
Will pick up and
take
away.
Needed for sons
1st apartment.
Looking for a
slightly
used
Winnebago.
Low
mileage
and
good
condition.
Horoscope
Real Estate
For sale. 3bdrm,
2-bath
rental
with
tenant.
Home
needs
some
repairs. Tenant
in good shape.
For sale 3.5
acres wooded lot
and
part
of
house. Will need
to petition for
own
access
right-of-way.
House
share
includes kitchen
and bath usage.
Notices
Pilcrow
&
Dagger
is
accepting
submissions for
the July issue.
The theme is A
Mid Summers
Dream.
If
youve had a
dream of having
something
published, send
it in!
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Exclamation
Point
Interrobang
Question
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Therefore
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Ampersand
Irony
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Section
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Cryptogram
Solution to last weeks puzzle