Political Masters Of Parallel Universes

By Tyler Durden
Much as we may dislike the fact, the results from quantum physics are
unequivocal: parallel universes do exist. Schrdinger's cat is both alive and dead, at
the same time, while it exists as a probability distribution, which is resolved into either a
live cat or a dead one by the act of opening the box and observing it. But until the
observation is made, both parallel universes can be said to exist, and there is no way
for us to know which one of them we inhabit.
Quantum effects dominate in the micro realm of subatomic particles. For instance,
the laptop on which I am typing this contains millions of transistors which are created by
implanting ions into silicon substrates to create patches with built-in electric fields and
interconnecting these patches with etched aluminum wiring. Each transistor relies on
the phenomenon of quantum tunneling: while in normal physics it is impossible for an
electron to find itself on the wrong side of a built-in electric field, in quantum physics the
electron is a probability distribution, not a particle, and quantum tunneling works reliably
enough to support the entire electronics industry. But if you scale your circuit up, the
chance of a pickup truck successfully tunneling through a brick wall becomes too
minuscule to be of practical interest. It is still possible, but it would take anywhere
between right now and several lifetimes of the universe hence to observe that result.
Oddly enough, such quantum effects are quite normal to observe within the
political space. Here the physical objects involved are far too large to give rise to
the parallel universes of quantum physics, but the narratives they give rise to are
not. This is because the narratives are a matter of perception, and there can be
historical periods, such as the present one, when the peephole through which the
political establishment and the mainstream media allow us to see the world
becomes so tiny that it becomes a toss-up as to whether or not any given photon
will manage to find its way through it.
Here, reality becomes fractured into parallel universes as soon as we make the
realization that we are being lied to. Were there weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
No, and the vial of white powder which Colin Powell menacingly held up at the UN was
fake. The Iraqi mobile biological weapons factories did not exist. Was Al Qaeda active in
Iraq prior to the US invasion? No, we know that it wasn't. These lies are now known to
be factualuncontested, commonplace knowledge. Next: do we make the arbitrary leap
of judgment and declare that that's all the lies we will have ever been told, or do we
admit the possibility that this is only the tip of an iceberg of lies, that lying is a modus
operandi for the operatives behind them? If we do, then, to be conservative, for every
official narrative we must construct one or more unofficial but also plausible (and
perhaps much more plausible) narratives. Each of them constitutes a parallel universe,
and we can't know which of them we inhabit until some happy accidenta leak, an
investigation, a damning bit of physical evidence, or an outright admission of complicity

or guiltcollapses the probability waveform, destroying all the parallel universes but the
real one.
Many people have been conditioned to think that this is the realm of conspiracy
theory. Unfortunately, the term doesn't apply. First, the existence of a conspiracy has
to be accepted as a given: nobody ever perpetrates a heinous act of murder, mayhem
and destruction by telegraphing their intentions ahead of time. If they do, the event
usually doesn't go off as planned, and in such cases it is usually announced that a
conspiracy has been uncovered and a plot thwarted. Thus, the use of the term
conspiracy is gratuitous; it goes without saying that there always is one. Secondly, the
term theory is gratuitous as well: a theory is a mental construct designed to account
for a given set of observations. But what if all you do is point out the observations
(which are in the public domain, there for all to see) and make no effort whatsoever to
account for them?
However, there is one theory that accounts for a very large class of such
observations, and it is so simple that it is often overlooked. It is this: that the
government and the official sources of information are normally lying. We already
know that they have lied in the past (Iraqi WMD and al Qaeda in Iraq are two particularly
well-known examples, but there are many others). The question then becomes, When
did they stop lying (if in fact they did)? Was there a conspiracy to stop lying? There
would have to have been one, because we certainly haven't heard any statements
made by public officials to the effect that We will now stop lying. Or did they
spontaneously all stop lying at the same time? The probability of that happening is
pretty low; it could, of course happenany time between right now and several lifetimes
of the universe hence. So if you believe that they have indeed stopped lying, then I
suppose that makes you a conspiracy theorist par excellence. The conservative
assumption is that they are still lying.
There are lots of people who have been working to keep these parallel universes alive
in one form or another, by collecting and collating bits of information, by offering partial
explanations, by evaluating the official explanations as to their logical consistency. They
have been doing this in spite of being ostracized as conspiracy theorists. To be
fair, they have sometimes been glorified as truth-seekers or truth-tellers and that
must provide an ego boost for some people. But really what they have been doing is
generating, and sustaining, alternative narratives and keeping parallel universes alive,
so that at some time in the future we will find out which one we have been inhabiting all
along.
Some people make the mistake of refusing to listen and to explore these parallel
universes, because it makes them ill at ease not to know which one they happen
to inhabit. But if you accept the extreme likelihood that the official narrative is a bunch
of lies concocted to hide the truth, then there is some comfort to be gained in at least
knowing something that might not be a lie. Once the initial hesitation is past, it becomes
a fun, if somewhat macabre, hobby, because puzzling evidence jumps out at you just
about everywhere you care to look.

An important precondition of being able to interpret the result of Schrdinger's thought

experiment is being able to figure out what a cat looks like. Here is a specific example.
Currently, there are two parallel universes. In one, Russian troops have invaded
Ukraine. In the other, Russian troops did not invade Ukraine. What makes this
difficult is understanding what is meant by Russian troops. There are Russians in
eastern Ukraine. There are troops in eastern Ukraine. A lot of the troops in eastern
Ukraine are in fact Russian. But there are no Russian troops in eastern Ukraine. Get it?
To qualify as actual Russian troops, they would have to have enlisted in the Russian
military, and would have to take their orders through the Russian chain of command.
And these ones obviously don't. There is a strong political connection with Russia, but
the military one is tenuous. The latest proof of Russian invasion, offered by the
Ukraine's president Poroshenko in Munich, consists of some Russian internal passports
and military service certificates found in eastern Ukraine. Funny thing is, when you are
inducted into the Russian military, you have to surrender those civilian documents.
Sometimes a perfectly viable, though quite short-lived parallel universe can be
concocted by twisting things in small ways.
But most of the time a parallel universe pops into existence when things get
twisted in impressively brazen and shameless ways. A lot of people start with 9/11.
The twin towers collapsed because they were hit by jet airliners because, you see,
kerosene melts steel. Was it special, magic kerosene, and were the buildings were
made of special, magic steel? Maybe that's why since then skyscrapers can't be insured
against fire any more. Previously it was thought that skyscrapers can't collapse due to
fire because they are made of steel, and a hydrocarbon-based fire isn't hot enough to
melt it. What fools those civil engineers must have been! Turns out, all you need is
some kerosene!
Then the two skyscrapers spontaneously collapsed into their own footprintsall
on their ownand so the entire industry of demolition experts (whose job is to mine tall
buildings with explosive charges and detonate them under computer control to keep the
buildings from toppling over) has since been retired. Skyscrapers are now known to
pose a huge fire hazard due to the melty steel of which they are made, and they must
all be demolished right away. But don't hire any demolition experts, since we now know
that their entire industry was a hoax, because skyscrapers collapse into their own
footprints all by themselves. Just take some retired old jets from American Airlines (they
have plenty of them) and fly them into the skyscrapers unmanned using remote fly by
wire technology.
Another plane hit the Pentagon. That plane had no engines, since none were found
(but in spite of this it not only flew, but executed a pirouette worthy of a jet fighter). Also,
it had no seats (the passengers must have mimed sitting down and buckling up) and no
luggage (they must have traveled really light). The perpetrators' identity was found out
thanks to a passport found at the World Trade Center site. It was a magic passport;
unlike the steel girders of the twin towers, a kerosene fireball could not even singe it.

Fast-forward to the latest staged atrocity: the Charlie Hebdo massacre in Paris.
The perpetrators were clearly well-trained, disciplined commandos, who executed a
flawless mission, making it likely that they were special service people of some country
or other. But then one of them magically forgot his ID in the getaway carjust like that
passport magically found in the wreckage of 9/11. (Do commandos take their civilian
IDs with them when they go on a secret mission?) And then the alleged driver of the
getaway car surrendered to the police, saying that he has an ironclad alibi. The fact that
he surrendered was reported in the media; the reason why he surrendered was not.
And then the person charged with conducting the investigation killed himself while
working on his report. Did his report agree with the official narrative?
Reminds me of another staged atrocity: the Boston Marathon bombing. The very
large number of special ops people milling about the scene before the firecrackers went
off has been noted, but clearly they had nothing to do with itthey were just enjoying
their day off, all dressed the same. The two patsies who were blamed for itthe
Tsarnaev brotherswere well-known to the FBI. After the firecrackers went off, a crew
of specialists immediately descended on the scene, with actors posing as victims and
fake blood being tossed about. Video evidence shows them taking a long time to stage
photo-ops of the supposed atrocity.
The ensuing media campaign with Boston Strong stickers was identical to the Je suis
Carlie campaign following the Charlie Hebdo event. And as with the Charlie Hebdo
event, there was a concerted effort to kill the alleged perpetrators before they could
answer any questions in ways that might contradict the official story. In the case of the
Tsarnaev brothers, the attempt to kill the younger one failed. The boat in which he was
hiding, scared and unarmed, was riddled with bullets, and after he surrendered an
unexplained emergency tracheotomy was performed on him, but he is still alive, and
defiant of the efforts to frame him.
But the most interesting part came after the event, when Boston was placed under
military occupation, with residents forced to stay inside their houses for fear of being
machine-gunned down by troops rumbling down the streets in APCs, supposedly in
pursuit of a couple of kids. The real rationale for the event was to impose martial law on
Boston (the cradle of the American Revolution) on Patriot's Day (which commemorates
a signal event that started it). If you read into these events just a little bit, you just might
come to the conclusion that the US is no longer a constitutional democracy but a
military dictatorship and a police state ruled by an oligarchy that likes to stage gruesome
special events to show just how far above the law it really is.
Or take the Malaysian Airlines MH-17 shoot-down over Eastern Ukraine last year.
Again, the media campaign was clearly set up before the event. The clairvoyant western
observers know who to blame: it was the Russian-backed rebels and they used a
weapons system provided by Russia. This was repeated endlessly, using a technique
used in advertising: proof by repetition. Never mind that the rebels had no ability to
shoot down that airliner. But the truth has been slowly dribbling out. Flight MH-17 was
shot down by a Ukrainian jet fighter from Dnepropetrovsk using an air-to-air missile.

(The rebels had no aircraft; why was it armed with one?) The
name of the pilot is now known. The person who identified him
is in Russia, in witness protection. Russian investigators are
pursuing leads, and there is a good chance that we will
eventually find out who issued the criminal orders.
I could keep going in this vein for a really long time, piling bits of
puzzling evidence upon other bits of puzzling evidence. But the
whole point of this exercise is to try to get across to you of one
very simple, basic point: if you insist on ignoring all the
obvious lies you've been told for years and years and
dismiss everything but the official narrative as a
conspiracy theory, then that makes you something of a mind control victim.
And I don't want you to be a victim.
One last thing: if you find yourself living in a Schrdinger box, do what you can to avoid
ending up dead. I'll leave it up to you to work out out the details of that, but the hint is
simple: your likelihood of ending up dead is higher if you believe in lies. Don't be a dead
cat