ROMEO xanh dng

JULIET - hng
FRIAR LAWRENCE - nu m
THE NURSE - vng
MERCUTIO - xanh l cy
TYBALT nu nht
CAPULET
LADY CAPULET - tm
MONTAGUE - xanh dng c vng min
LADY MONTAGUE - xanh duong nhat
PRINCE ESCALUS xanh l c vng min

SCENE 1
PARIS: I want to marry Juliet !!!
CAPULET : Sure , just prove to me that she loves you. You can use the
party.
LADY CAPULET ( to JULIET ) : Juliet , would you check to see if you
like Paris at tonights party ?

JULIET : okay !

******
SCENE 2

ROMEO and friends : Lets crash the Capulet party tonight !

ROMEO and friends : Aye !!!
ROMEO ( to Juliet ) : Kiss me !
JULIET : No
ROMEO : Please !!!
JULIET : OKAY >>> KISSSSSS
( we have to go )

JULIET ( to the Nurse ) : Nurse, who is that man ?

THE NURSE : Oh, he is ROMEO MONTAGUE, the son of your
familys worst enemy !

******
SCENE 3

ROMEO : Hey, look ! an airplane.

ROMEOs friend : Where ???

JULIET ( to ROMEO ): Why is ROMEO a MONTAGUE ? Its just a

name. I should still be able to love him.
ROMEO : I agree !
JULIET : ROMEO !
ROMEO : JULIET, I love you so much !
JULIET : Me too. Would you marry me ?
ROMEO: I will tell you tomorrow.
JULIET : I will send the Nurse.
ROMEO : At nine in the morning, ok?
JULIET: okay !
ROMEO: Bye.
JULIET : Bye

******

SCENE 4

ROMEO ( to FRIAR LAWRENCE): If JULIET and I marry, would

you perform the wedding ?
FRIAR LAWRENCE : Sure, it may end the battles between the
families.

ROMEOs friend : Hey, lover boy !

ROMEO : Hey, fart face !
The NURSE : Hello, is ROMEO here ?
ROMEOs friend : No, old bag, you should leave. Haha, we should go.
ROMEO : Iam ROMEO.
The NURSE : JULIET wishes to know your response.
ROMEO: Tell her a husband waits for her at the church at three.

******
SCENE 5

JULIET : Where is that Nurse ?

There you are.

The NURSE : Good day, JULIET !

JULIET : What is ROMEOs response.
The NURSE : uhmmm
JULIET: Yes?
The NURSE : He said
JULIET : Yes?
The NURSE : He said
JULIET : Yes? Yes?
The NURSE: By the way, where is your mother ?
JULIET : Nevermind where she is. What did ROMEO say?
The NURSE : He said if you wish to marry him, come to the church at
three.

******
SCENE 6

ROMEO: Juliet !
JULIET: Romeo !
FRIAR LAWRENCE : Lets get started ! ROMEO. Do you love
JULIET ?
ROMEO: Yes!

FRIAR LAWRENCE : JULIET, does ROMEO love you ?

JULIET : Yes !
FRIAR LAWRENCE : By the power invested in me, you are
HUSBAND and WIFE. You may kiss the bride ! >>>>> KISSSSS

*****
SCENE 7

TYBALT : Where is ROMEO ? I want to fight him.

MERCUTIO : Nevermind where he is. I want to fight someone. Care to
be that someone !
TYBALT : No, I want to fight you.
ROMEO( appear) : I dont. ( He is my cousin-in-law now )
MERCUTIO: I will duel in ROMEOs place! >>> fight fight
ROMEO : Hey, stop it !
TYBALT hurt MERCUTIO
MERCUTIO : Ouch ! >>>> Died
TYBALT : Ooops !!!!
ROMEO : Oh my god ! You killed MERCUTIO. You die now.

>>>> fight ( starwar version ) :3

TYBALT : OUCH
LADY CAPULET: ( appear) Ahaaa, they are dead !
MERCUTIOs friend : TYBALT killed MERCUTIO and ROMEO took
revenge.
PRINCE ESCALUS : Because MERCUTIO is my cousin, I thank
ROMEO, but, I said that one more fight and they die. ROMEOs
punishment is banishment.

*****
SCENE 8

The Nurse : ROMEO killed TYBALT !

JULIET: What a bully !
The Nurse: ROMEOs punishment is banishment.
JULIET: How sad. I want to see him before he leaves!
The Nurse : I will bring him.

*****

SCENE 9

FRIAR LAWRENCE : ROMEO, your punishment is banishment

instead of death.
ROMEO: I much rather die than be away from JULIET.
(knock)
FRIAR LAWRENCE : Come in !
The NURSE : JULIET feels sad about TYBALTs death!
ROMEO: ( get sword) Why did I live that fight ?
FRIAR LAWRENCE : Dont be stupid, boy ! Visit JULIET tonight then
leave town at sunrise.
SCENE 10

PARIS : Can I marry JULIET ?

CAPULET : Yeah, in three days
***
ROMEO : ( to JULIET ) Its sunrise, I should go.
JULIET : I love you, my husband.
***

CAPULET : JULIET, youre marrying PARIS.

JULIET: No
CAPULET : Too bad. You WILL marry him.
The NURSE : He would be a better husband than ROMEO.
JULIET : ( traitor )

*****
SCENE 11

PARIS: (to FRIAR LAWRENCE) Just remember : wedding on

Thursday. ( JULIET come)
PARIS: Hello my love!
JULIET : I dont love you !
PARIS: You will soon (leave)
JULIET: ( to FRIAR LAWRENCE) Stop the wedding or I kill myself.
FRIAR LAWRENCE : Here . This potion will make you look dead
while you sleep. Just act like you like PARIS.
JULIET: Okay
JULIET:(to CAPULET) I like PARIS

CAPULET : Splendid ! Well marry you tomorrow.

JULIET: Nurse, could you get me water.
The NURSE: Okay
JULIET drink potion and oops
The NURSE : Ahhhh, she is dead !

At the funeral
FRIAR LAWRENCE : RIP JULIET!

*****
SCENE 12

ROMEO : (use smartphone) Alo !

Voice: ROMEO, JULIET died !
ROMEO : WHAT ???
Voice: I saw her in the CAPULET Tomb.
ROMEO : I am going there as quickly as I can!
Voice : Can you get a hold, ROMEO !
( the line are busy)
PARIS : Why is JULIET dead ? How dare you see a CAPULET ? You
would soil a tomb.

Get sword and fight ROMEO, ROMEO kill him :3

ROMEO: JULIET.Why did you have to die ?
Drink poison >>> die
FRIAR LAWRENCE : ROMEO, you died !
JULIET: ROMEO is dead. FRIAR LAWRENCE leave me in peace!
FRIAR LAWRENCE left
JULIET : Soon, Ill join you. >>> kill herself

Someone: Oh, they died !

Prince ESCALUS : What happened ?
MONTAGUE : Why is ROMEO dead ?
FRIAR LAWRENCE: ROMEO and JULIET married. So, when
ROMEO was banishment, JULIET cried. She didnt want to marry
PARIS, so shr got the death in a sip gag and faked death. When
ROMEO heard JULIET died, he came to pay respects.
When ROMEO entered the tomb, he drank poison. I came in and he was
dead. JULIET awoke, asked me to leave, and stabbed herself.
MONTAGUE : How sad!!!!
CAPULET : Lets make a golden statue of both
MONTAGUE: great idea