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On my walk to interview
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meeting a pleasantly quirky,
talented ceramics artists wearing clogs, clay-stained clothes
and the eccentrically curly hair
that only artists can pull off.
While half of this preconceived
notion was accurate the
pleasant quirkiness, talent and
clogs the woman I met left
me awestruck. Not only with
the breadth of her personal and
professional accomplishments
but also with her constant
desire to continue learning,
evolving and achieving.
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POLICE LOG
Someone was publicly
intoxicated at the 800 block
of Pritchard Avenue at 2:37
a.m. Wednesday, according
to Chapel Hill police reports.
Someone reported
injury to personal property, including about $120
worth of damage to furniture, at the 100 block of
Culbreth Road at 1:36 p.m.
Wednesday, according to
Carrboro police reports.
The persons four wooden
dining chairs and multicolored sofa were damaged,
reports state.
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being harassed by men on
a Chapel Hill public transit
bus at the 100 block of East
Franklin Street at 6:09 p.m.
Wednesday, according to
Chapel Hill police reports.
Foreign Student Clinics on February 28th, March 21st, and March 28th
Someone reported a
customer becoming agitated
inside the Light Years jewelry store at 121 E. Franklin
St. at 4:32 p.m. Wednesday,
according to Chapel Hill
police reports.
Someone reported an
incident of larceny from
Tarrson Hall at 5:49 p.m.
on Thursday, according
to reports from the UNC
Department of Public Safety.
Someone received a
trespass warning from the
Student Union at 10: 37
p.m. on Wednesday, according to reports from the UNC
Department of Public Safety.
Someone reported extortion at Eringhaus Residence
Hall on Thursday at 10:40
a.m., according to reports
from the UNC Department
of Public Safety.
The incident occurred
on Nov. 1, 2014, at 5 p.m.,
reports state.
Someone reported
a non-criminal suspicious condition at Hardin
Residence Hall at 7:46 a.m.
on Thursday, according
to reports from the UNC
Department of Public Safety.
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Town
losing
Conquering a digital divide
money on 140
West deck
Fewer people are using the parking
deck than the town expected.
By Maggie Monsrud
Staff Writer
DTH/ASHLEY CRABTREE
Darren Bell, manager of the Chapel Hill-Carrboro City Schools Community Connection Program speaks at Smith Middle School on Feb. 5.
Revenue from the 140 West developments parking garage is falling short of projections forcing
the town to consider using money from its general
fund or increasing fees to cover the difference.
When the Chapel Hill Town Council approved
the parking garage in 2008, the buildings tax
value was estimated at $75 million. When the
garage opened in April 2013, the assessed value
had dropped to $60.2 million.
Ken Pennoyer, business management director
for the town, said this difference is due to an estimation error made before the fiscal crisis hit.
Pennoyer said the big issue is not the differences in tax assessment, but the difference in expected revenue earned from the parking garage.
The parking revenue supports the debt service
on the garage itself, he said. We borrowed money
in order to pay for the structure. Part of the support
of paying it back was the revenue, and because thats
lower than expected, they havent matched up yet.
Pennoyer said a dip in revenues was expected
when the original parking lot that occupied that
space was closed. But use of the new garage has
been even less than anticipated, and town officials
are working to figure out how to cover the loss.
The parking fund has some funds that can
be used, but most likely theyre going to have to
transfer funds from the general fund or possibly
increase fees or a combination of both, he said.
Parking at 140 West is currently $1 per hour,
50 cents cheaper than parking on the street.
Orange County resident Ginny DErcole said
she regularly shops in Chapel Hill but has only
parked at 140 West once and was very unhappy.
It was so dark, and there were no people
around, she said. Ill never park there again
because I felt so uncomfortable.
Pennoyer said surface parking lots tend to be
more popular than underground parking garages.
People have a preference for parking in daylight, he said. Its going to take a little while to
adjust that behavior, and people are not coming
back as quickly as anticipated.
DErcole wrote a letter to the town council giving her account of why she thinks the garage is so
unpopular. She received a response from Chapel
Hill Police Department Chief Chris Blue who
said DErcole is not the only resident to complain
about the decks poor lighting.
Weve made some immediate fixes to the lighting, he said in an interview. Were looking at some
longer-term solutions to make it even brighter.
Blue said there is a security guard that patrols
the plaza and police officers that periodically
patrol the deck. The police department hasnt had
any significant incidents in the garage.
It is a safe environment, but we are certainly
interested in making it feel safer, he said. The
more people who use the garage, the safer it
becomes.
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endowment.
According to the report, the managing companys role is to determine
the allocation assets, hire and terminate external investment firms, and
oversee the purchase or sale of assets.
The annual report also breaks
down the spending of the
Universitys endowment.
The report states that largest recipient of funds goes to paying professors,
making up 45 percent of the budget.
Departmental costs use 16 percent and scholarships receive 14
percent of the funds.
Ragland said the main contributors to the University are alumni,
but other groups have participated
in giving.
Most donors are alumni, but
we also have donors who are parents and friends of the University.
Students also give, he said.
The actual value of the donations
varies greatly from person to person,
Ragland said.
They run the full spectrum of
sizes, from very small to $100 million, he said, noting the largest gift in
University history, which was given in
December by Fred Eshelman.
Even with the bad press that
came with the Wainstein report in
October, Ragland said donations
continue to come in. The Waintsein
report documented two decades of
academic fraud at the University.
Our numbers are strong, he
said. Commitments, which include
private pledges as well as private
gifts and grants, are way up, jumping 58 percent.
He said the numbers show that
the scandal has not colored the
Universitys reputation for many
donors.
Our donors remain very generous and continue to value the great
work being done by our faculty, staff,
students and clinicians, he said.
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By Karli Krasnipol
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West said.
When you see a little dachshund thats paralyzed, and hes
running around in his wheelchair, theres just something
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cant portion
of Chapel
Hills population.
2015
Summers
said a student who is very passionate
about the issues is the one
who should serve on the
council.
We are one of the key central parts of this community,
Summers said.
But we also have to
understand that there are
generationsof people that
have lived hereand we want
to make sure that were both
serving each other.
Mayor Mark Kleinschmidt
said he thinks its great for
the student body president
to be concerned about student representation on the
council.
(Students) have an obligation to protect their community and quality of life for
students that will come after
them, he said.
Marsh specifically has
proposed a Street Light Task
Force which would increase
the number of blue lights and
street lights off campus. He
said this would benefit both
students and long-term residents.
Everyone wins in this situation, he said.
Walker and Summers
included the possible opening
of a grocery store in downtown Chapel Hill in their
platforms.
We need to move community resources closer to
campus, she said.
Councilman Lee Storrow
said the density required
to bring a grocery store to
this area makes it unlikely
that anything will be built
in the near future, but that
small steps, like supporting
Mediterranean Delis market
can be a first step.
(This is the) best thing
we can do to show there is a
market demand for a grocery
store in downtown Chapel
Hill, he said.
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North Carolina football coach Larry Fedora took the podium
Wednesday to field questions about his 2015 signing class.
1. Jalen Dalton is a
6-foot-6, 260-pound
defensive end from
West Forsyth High
School in Clemmons,
N.C.
2. Tommy Hatton is
a 6-foot-3, 285-pound
center from Saint
Joseph Regional High
School in Montvale,
N.J.
3. William Sweet
is a 6-foot-7, 280pound offensive
lineman from First
Coast High School in
Jacksonville, Fla.
4. TySon Williams
is a 6-foot, 210pound running back
from Crestwood
High School in
Sumter, S.C.
6. Mike Hughes
is a 5-foot-11, 185pound cornerback
from New Bern High
School in New Bern,
N.C.
7. Mason Veal is a
6-foot-5, 295-pound
offensive lineman
from Ardrey Kell High
School in Charlotte,
N.C.
8. Johnathan
Sutton is a 5-foot-11,
220-pound linebacker
from Swansea High
School in Swansea,
S.C.
9. Juval Mollette
is a 6-foot-4, 200pound wide receiver
from Randleman High
School in Randleman,
N.C.
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falls short from deep
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Chapel Hill.
She said the town houses
about 350 businesses in its
central business district.
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digital divide with a laptop
program. See pg. 3 for story.
Paraplegic dogs
An N.C. State veterinarian
is working to help paralyzed
dogs regain their mobility.
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Downtown closures
Franklin Street has seen
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MISADVENTURES
Corey Buhay opines on her love
of the great outdoors.
The history is still there, and the black community certainly wont let whites forget it, but
to actually have it in their faces?
Matt Leming
EDITORIAL
Rights Consortium,
though the company continues to run more than
50 other contract factories
in Bangladesh. According
to a press release from
UNCs Student Action
with Workers, the partnership between UNC-Chapel
Hill and Greensborobased VF Corp. is worth
more than $200,000.
In other words, UNC
apparel will be produced
under ostensibly safer
conditions than before,
but its money will still be
going to a company that
has not yet demonstrated
a full commitment to
improving worker conditions in Bangladesh.
VF Corp. continues
to skirt the lines of ethical business practice by
refusing to commit to
the only reliable measure of accountability
for outsourced products:
The Accord on Fire
and Building Safety in
Bangladesh.
The company has made
efforts to bolster relations
with UNC-Chapel Hill
through meetings last
year between CEO Eric
Wiseman and Folt.
It knows the University
is a valuable client
UNC-Chapel Hills share
of the systems contract
amounted to 60 percent of
system royalties paid out
to VF Corp.
Driven by the threat
of rising manufacturing
costs, VF Corp. seems
to have refused to take
full responsibility and
has instead turned to
halfhearted solutions,
like the Alliance for
Bangladesh Worker
Safety, of which VF Corp.
is a co-founder.
Unlike the legally binding and independently
audited agreement within
the accord contract, the
alliance allows for a board
of company stakeholders to
oversee the entire assessment process, starting with
the selection of auditing
parties by standards of
their own discretion.
On Jan. 7, UNC-system
President Tom Ross issued
a memorandum allowing
for UNC-system universities to choose between the
accord and the alliance at
their discretion.
While leaders at UNCChapel Hill undoubtedly
made the right choice by
going with the accord, the
Universitys tailored statement takes some of the
pressure off VF Corp. to
take stronger action.
The manner in which
members of this institution come to such ethical
decisions leaves its mark
on a global community.
We therefore urge Ross
offer to be carefully considered and taken even
further ideally sooner
than the next factory fire.
EDITORIAL
No expense spared
UNC should not use
donor money for
lawyers and PR.
he University has
essentially given
the Skadden, Arps,
Slate, Meagher & Flom
law firm a blank check for
its services.
And in October, the
University spent $782,000
on services provided by
Edelman, the worlds largest public relations firm.
Not to worry, the
University says. There
are no public funds
going to either Edelman
or Skadden, which was
recently named one of the
top mergers and acquisitions law firms in the
country. How fitting.
Instead, the University
assures its constituents (or
are we shareholders now?)
that the millions of dollars
its spent on the expansion
of its public relations efforts
and legal fees havent come
from taxpayers.
But they have come
from somewhere
namely, a fund of generous alumni donations that
The Universitys
response is understandable from an institution
trying as hard as it can to
mitigate the public fallout
from its problems with
sexual assault and past
academic irregularities.
But it is not the only way.
Granted, the $3.1 million spent on the Wainstein
report went toward an
effort to understand the
particulars of wrongdoing
at the University.
But the general focus
on protecting UNCs
brand has overshadowed and sometimes
diminished efforts that
might improve the quality
of the product its brand is
meant to represent.
UNC is a great university, and its important that
people know it and that it
has legal protection.
But there is a balance to
be struck between protecting UNCs image and the
candor required for it to
actively address the problems it faces.
We believe the
University has erred on
the side of the former at
the expense of the latter.
TO THE EDITOR:
I used to put my
African Studies minor on
my resume with pride.
However, when a job interviewer last week questioned
my academic record in
context of the academic
scandal, I began to rethink
my decision.
The University administration would like to
quickly move on from
this disgraceful dishonesty, as would I and all
other students innocently
associated with the late
Department of African
and Afro-American
Studies.
Unfortunately, the expedient solution is doing a
disservice.
The degree the administration confers upon its
students brings with it the
prestige and respect of this
institution.
When prospective
employers refuse to take
seriously UNC graduates with a Department
of African, African
American and Diaspora
Studies-related degree,
the University has failed
its responsibilities to its
students.
The administrative
response to the Wainstein
report lacks the necessary
perspective to rectify this
crisis of faith.
However much the
administration would like
to tout reforms since the
first investigations, the
reality is that the employers, professionals and
educational institutions
around the country that
consider UNC alumni see
something else.
Educations and degrees
with even the slightest connection to the late AFAM
department lack the prestige they deserve.
It is utterly unfair that
those who worked hard
for their degrees have to
explain them as if they
should have thought twice
about their choice in topical
interest.
There has yet to be
the strong, public and
unequivocal denouncement of such dishonesty
that alumni of the university deserve.
Taking down a championship banner, firing those
responsible and enacting strong administrative
reforms should be done not
to sweep dishonesty away
but to reclaim the respect
this University has lost and
is still losing.
Until then, my minor
will no longer appear on my
resume.
The Universitys mistakes should not cloud
my accomplishments.
Unfortunately, many students do not have this luxury, and the administration
is failing them.
Avoiding the strong,
public denouncement is
doing no one any favors.
Eli McCrain
Graduate Student
School of Law
Kvetching board
kvetch:
v.1 (Yiddish) to complain
I, president of the UNC
Squirrel Coalition, was not
invited to the Chancellors
diversity dinner. Stop the
oppression of squirrels on
this campus.
To token conservatives:
When the political party
you represent stops supporting optional hand
washing and vaccines, then
well take you seriously.
To the girl who slammed
the bathroom door to the
stall next to me so hard
that it popped my door
open mid-pee: what did it
ever do to you?
For all the information you
need to know, Id like to
point people to howdovaccinescauseautism.com.
I saw a bird get a worm
at 10:30 a.m., which Im
choosing to take as definitiveproof that the early
bird does not necessarily
always get the worm, and
also that we should just
give up 8:00 a.m. classes.
Its always good when
the guy at BSkis answers
the phone with, Hi, are
you still located at Davis
Library? Yes, I never left.
Thanks to my statistics
class, I can calculate the
correlation between days
until graduation and my
increasing sense of panic.
But in my yoga and scuba
classes, Im learning how
to breathe, so its going to
be OK.
Hey Chapel Hill, if I wanted
to live in the Windy City Id
move to Chicago.
Normally Im very apologetic about my case of
resting bitch face. Come
SBP election season, nah.
Im just in class so I wont
get fined.
My professor asked what
hemorrhoids are. One guy
said that theyre a pain in
the ass. We all appreciate
your sass in this class, but
if you want to pass you
need to be less crass and
shut your crevasse. Can I
get a yass?
On SBP endorsements
BSM, CHispA and any
other campus org that
doesnt feed into the
dominant ideology of
white, heterosexual, males:
Lol, nope.
Read as if sung by Kelly
Clarkson: Here I am, once
again/My life is in pieces/
Cant deny it, cant pretend/Didnt start this shit
til 1/Professors gonna see
the tears I cried/Behind
this papers lies.
Just accidentally stubbed
my toe while walking
to Google an analysis of
Interstellar. Was that the
future me trying to tell me
to stay?
Shout out to the broken
scale in Woollens womens
locker room for the postworkout confidence boost.
You da real MVP.
The Minor UNC 4 SBP.
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