A satirical response to:

http://krishna.org/women-in-society-a-television-interview-with-srila-prabhupada/
http://www.oneiskcon.com/2012/06/some-of-srila-prabhupadas-more-conservative-views-onwomen/
As an Indian woman, I cannot emphasize the importance of Duty. My reason for this article is
primarily to educate the shocking number of Indian women who seem to have forgotten their
Roots and have abandoned all sense of Duty in favour of the Western culture where all women
are doing shameless things such as wearing bikinis and enjoying sex.
I do not wish to perpetuate any sort of wrongful misdeeds or lies, for that is the job of the
Rascals and the Atheists. I will only refer to simple Vedic culture and normal male-female
Psychology and Physiology that is very obvious to even the Common Man, therefore I hope that
you can understand me.
You might first be wondering why I believe that man is dominant. Actually, it is because, as a
fellow Indian woman, you obviously know that we are weaker. Even if you want to see
physiologically strength-wise then the man only has all the muscle and the power. Take for
example the bus situation - why in India there is always reservation quota for womens seats and
why man must immediately give his seat to woman? That is because it is very difficult and
uncomfortable for woman to stand in bus for long-time. That is a fact that you cannot deny.
You might argue that it is uncomfortable for woman to stand in Indian bus crowds as there are
men constantly trying to grope her - but I must say that sorry but you are wrong. Man only tries
to grope and feel woman when woman wears short clothes to entice man. You might say but see
big big places like Hong Kong where women are wearing skirts in buses and no reservation for
seats is happening and no sexual molestation is taking place in public transport - but that is
because in these places all Atheists are there and these women are secretly prostitutes so they do
not feel that it is molestation. We are not like that. We are a cultured people. And besides, why
are you arguing so much? You are being given seat, like this in our culture you have so much
advantage. What is all this Equality nonsense?
Before I proceed I must first explain the full Philosophy behind our gender roles and Duties so
you ignorant people can fully understand. At the spiritual level, the soul level that is connected to
Brahman, we are all same there is no male-female. But because we stay in this material world we
are given material body and this body imposes certain conditions on us that we must follow. For
example, only woman can get pregnant, not man. This is biological fact you cannot deny.
Similarly, another biological fact is that man is physically and intellectually more superior. The
psychology is that man has dominant mindset and woman has subservient mindset. Woman
enjoys if man is aggressive and dominating her, and similarly man enjoys that woman is chaste
and subservient to him and therefore he will love her. Big big psychologist say this, so this is a
fact you cannot deny.

You might argue that if subservience was a truly universal urge then women would not fight it in
the first place and equality would hardly be desirable. You might argue that different men and
women want different things from relationships and from life itself. You might argue that
psychology being a social science is highly subjective and based upon numerous variables; it is
therefore erroneous to deduce from a psychological theory a generalized imperative rule to form
the backbone of all male-female dynamics in organized society. You might argue that happiness
would be maximized if couples individually governed the principles of their own relationships
and that individual men and women could agree upon mutually convenient roles of power in
their relationship. However all your arguments are silly and bullshit because this is written in
Vedas, and besides, you are going against Reality of nature that is the Psychology and this is a
fact you cannot deny.
As an Indian woman, you obviously realize the importance of marriage. If you are single, there
will be noone to take care of you. God forbid you try to take care of yourself - as a woman you
are like a child and you will have to beg from the government and then the government will be
embarrassed and you will become burden on public. To keep your husband you will have to
know all important things like how to cook nice nice dishes and make nice nice varieties of milk
like curd and butter and all. All this you learn from your mother who learnt from her mother and
therefore our culture is so strong because it is centuries-old and has thrived without any
questioning. All this nice household skills you can learn by association itself therefore as an
Indian woman it is my proposal to ban schooling beyond 4th standard. Simply you people all get
exposed to this nonsense Western culture that is propagating prostitution and then you are
advocating Equality and Womens Rights. Enough rights you have, you are always getting
reserved seat on the bus, what more you want? If you do all this nasty things then you become
nasty woman and noone will marry you and you will die alone. So simply you must not question
and must accept our great culture. While you are at it, you must stop TV and music also. And
Western clothes. And having friends. And realizing that a world exists outside of your husbands
home because your husbands home should be your only world, obviously.
You might argue that marriage may not be the Sole Purpose of a womans life. You might argue
that a woman might have stronger priorities such as career or individual growth. You might argue
that a woman might prefer being a spinster to entering a dissatisfying marriage. You might argue
that the whole point of independence is abandonment of the idea that you need someone to take
care of you and therefore it is not exactly a threat for a man to not take care of you. You might
argue that a man seeking subservience is not looking for a life partner, he is looking for a pet or
even a slave. You might argue that you might just not fucking like cooking. But you are
obviously stupid because marriage is the Duty of an Indian Woman and if she does not marry
then she will go to Hell and boil in blood and so I am warning you from now only, sorry, but this
is a fact you cannot deny.
As an Indian woman, you obviously understand that Divorce is the downfall of all society and
the epitome of Kalyug and the reason there are tsunamis. The only way to prevent this Divorce is
to be subordinate and chaste to your husband. See in all these Western countries the Divorce rate

is 60% - 70% but in India it is not even 1%. Never mind where I got my statistics from as I am
giving you proof so this is enough. You can even see that in America 80% couples are divorcing
and 90% divorces are caused by women, because they have the audacity to fight back when their
husband mistreats them. It is psychological fact that woman falls in love with man she loses
virginity to, and therefore it is very important that girl should be virgin during marriage. For guy
it is not important so much. Therefore it is my proposal that all Indian women get married off by
15. See in our old times when child marriage was allowed divorce rate was 0%. Whether or not
this had anything to do with social pressures or even the existence of laws that actually allowed
for divorce is obviously irrelevant. Compare to America, what is better, young girl getting
pregnant outside of marriage or young girl getting pregnant safely inside her marriage? That is
why I am saying child marriage should be allowed for society to work well, this is a fact you
cannot deny.
You might at this point pull your hair in fury and refuse to present any logical counterarguments
to my above claim because the fallacies are so plentiful and so self-evident that you cannot bring
yourself to list them. However I know that you cannot argue because your silence means you are
defeated and that I have proven you wrong with my Vedic knowledge and my cultured thoughts,
this is a fact you cannot deny.
As an Indian woman, you must be wondering why I keep referring to you as an Indian woman
because you are not simply an Indian Woman, but also an Indian Wife, Mother, Daughter,
Granddaughter, Sister, Aunt, Cousin, Niece, etc. It is true though that at heart you are all Indian
Women and therefore all think the same and feel the same and want the same. God forbid I refer
to you by your names and acknowledge you as individuals instead of the roles you portray. All
this individuality is Western influence. As Indian Women, we are identified by our Indian
Womanhood and must take refuge in our rich heritage and unite against all these Western
demons so that we may get nice husbands and not turn into prostitutes.
Therefore as an Indian Woman it is my humble plea that you all stop this Equality nonsense. We
must respect the greatness of our culture and our roots so that our nation can make progress and
our men can feel like real men, this is a fact you cannot deny.