Tuesday, February 30, 2015

Weather

Really Bloody Cold

with a chance of snow

42p

Tower Bridge
Stuck

by Harry Bash
Writer-in-chief, PBN

An Airbus-designed plane crash-landed

outside Endinburgh Sunday morning. The
flight was supposedly confidential and no
information about the flight was able to be
acquired before Airbus came clean
yesterday.
The plane, a prototype of a low-cost easy
to fly plane, lost control above Edinburgh
after one of its two jet engines died, causing
the craft to plummet toward houses in
Husselburgh. No one was harmed, as the
pilots parachuted from the falling aircraft,
and the 5 households affected by the crash
managed to leave their homes before the
plane hit, miraculously.
My son came running to me after I heard
a loud bang in the distance, saying that a
plane looked like it was coming right
towards us. I looked out the window, and as
soon as I saw it I got him, my daughter and

myself out of the house as quickly as

possible. said Clarissa Stevens, mother of
one of the families affected by this incident.
***
Airbus hasnt revealed the planes
schematics (yet), but the plane was going to
be a cheap, easily flyable plane (due to a
large amount of new technologies put in
place to assist with flight) that could serve as
fast transportation for the wannabe pilots or
hobby pilots with little experience.
The engine caught fire due to one of its
components overheating [...] said Bill
Gerish, one of the engineers on the project.
The part in question was a fuel pipe, which,
after take-off, disconnected itself from the
engine casing, finding itself up against the
engine itself. This caused the pipe to melt,
fuel to pour onto the engine and catch fire.
The aircraft was planned to be revealed to
the public sometime next year, but this
disturbance may delay that date.

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We all saw it
coming.
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The cold is no longer affecting just the

citizens of London.
The Tower Bridge fell victim to the
extreme cold and got stuck raised
Sunday.
The bridge is said to be functional
again by tonight, and the incident
should hopefully not reproduce any
time soon.

More details, page 6

Notting Hill
Carnival Goat
Rampage !
A horde of goats was rampaging
through the Notting Hill Carnival last
night, devouring anything they could
get their teeth on. Visitors of the
carnival were terrified as the goats
plowed through the crowds.
Thankfully, there were no casualties
due to the incident.

Read more, page 5