Documenti di Didattica
Documenti di Professioni
Documenti di Cultura
I Am An Anglican.....................................Pg
I'll Go No More A-Rovin'.............................Pg
In Days Of Old.......................................Pg
It Takes A Nasty Man.................................Pg
Jenny Be Fair........................................Pg
Jesus Loves the Little Pop Cans......................Pg
Jesus Puts His Money In The 1st Natl. Bank...........Pg
Jimmy Swaggert Song, The.............................Pg
London Derrierre.....................................Pg
Mermaid, The.........................................Pg
Modest Wench, The....................................Pg
Molly Malone.........................................Pg
Moose Song, The......................................Pg
My God How The Money Rolls In (see: Sexual Life Of The Camel)
Plastic Jesus........................................Pg
Plymouth Maid, The (see: I'll Go No More A-Rovin')
Pope, The............................................Pg
Puff, The Jewish Dragon..............................Pg
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Tail Toddle..........................................Pg
Torquemada's Band (see: Spanish Inquisition, The)
Trelon, Trelon!......................................Pg
Trimarian Sheep Song.................................Pg
Vatican Caskets......................................Pg
Virgin Sturgeon, The.................................Pg
Wager, The...........................................Pg
Wake up, Little Floozie!.............................Pg
Waltz Me Around Again, Hrothgar......................Pg
Westminister Whore, The..............................Pg
What's It All About?.................................Pg
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BEING THE BAWDY, IRREVERENT AND GENERALLY OBNOXIOUS SONGS FROM THE BLACK
BOOK OF LOCKSLEY, ARRANGED IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER FOR EASE OF FINDING THE
DAMN THINGS TO ANNOY HATS, FUBBA-WUBBAS, AND OVERSTUFFED PERSONS IN GENERAL
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They worked thru the night til the dawn's early light
The clamor was heard from afar
The multitudes came
To applaud the ball game
Of Abdul and Ivan Skavar!
Now, the cream of the joke, when apart they were broke,
Was laughed at for years by the Czar:
For Abdul the Bulbul
Left most of his tool
In Ivan Skidavitsky Skavar!
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(Chorus): Oh------
Put it on the ground
Spread it all around
Dig it with a hoe
It'll make your flowers grow!
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THE BALL OF BALLYKNURE (AKA: THE GATHERING OF THE CLANS)
-Traditional Scots from the 1880's
SCA verses by Ioseph of Locksley & many others
NO responsibility for misuse is assumed!
Oh, the village postman he was there, but he had the Pox
He couldna' do the ladies so he did the letter-box!
The Queen of England she was there, backed against the wall
"Put yer money on the table, boys, I'm going ta do you all!"
The Count and Countess, they were there, a-doin' on the stair
The bannister broke, and down they fell, they finished in mid-air!
There was music in the garden, there was music in the sticks
You couldna' hear the music for the swishin' o' the pricks!
They were doin' it on the landing, they were doin' it on the stairs
You couldna' see the carpet for the wealth of pubic hairs!
Mr. Jameison he was there, the one that fought the Boers
He jumped up on the table and he shouted for the hoors!
The Board of Directors they were there, and they were shocked to see
Four-and-twenty maidenheads a-hangin' from a tree!
The village cripple he was there, but he didna shag too much
His old John Thomas had fallen off, so he did 'em with his crutch!
The rattan-jocks were out in force and they were such a sight
They didna do the ladies 'cause they'd heard there was a fight!
The Kingdom Laurels they were there, and quite a sight to see
A-doin' everyone they could, and most artisticly!
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Ball of Ballyknure (cont.)
All the Kingdom spodes were there, but they just sat and sulked
For this was the occasion that no one told them "Get fulked!"
The Locksley Monsters they were there, lookin' for some nookie
But they got distracted by a chocolate chippie cookie!
Buell the Kind was also there, that beggar meek and mild,
He didna' do the ladies, he had brought his favourite child!
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Follows are extra verses, and XXX-rated verses, to "The Ball of
Ballyknure":
The Minister's wife, she was there, buckled tae th' front
Wi' a wreath of roses round her arse, and thistles round her cunt!
The Minister's dochter, she was there, an' she gat roarin' fu'
Sae they doubled her ower the midden wa' and did her like a coo!
There was doin's in the bedrooms, there was doin's in the tub
'Till every single pecker there was worn down to a nub!
The King was in the counting house, counting out his wealth;
The Queen was in the parlor, playin' with herself!
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Extra and XXX-rated verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (cont.)
The tailor was a busy man; his work went to his head
Sewing up the stretched-out cunts with miles and miles of thread!
The Elder Statesmen all were there; they were too old to firk,
So they sat around the table and they had a circle-jerk!
The Parson's wife, she was there; she was the worst of all:
She pulled her skirts above her head and shouted: "Fuck it all!"
(name) and (name) they were there, and they were quite a pair,
Each did a lassie seven times, and never touched the hair!
(insert name) she was there, and she was very strange:
You stick a dollar in her cunt, she'd spit back 10 cents change!
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Extra and XXX-rated verses to "Ball of Ballyknure" (cont.):
They tried it on the garden path, and once around the park,
And when the candles snotted out, they diddled in the dark!
First they did it simple, then they tried it he's and she's,
But before the ball was over, they went at it fives and threes!
(insert name) she was there, and she was lookin' pert,
With six or seven Cavaliers underneath her skirt!
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Extra and XXX-rated verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (cont.)
The village dwarf was also there, that randy little runt,
He'd dive upon a lassie, headfirst in her cunt!
James the First and Sixth was there, a sight you should have seen,
He was the King of England but preferred to be the Queen!
(insert name) she was there, and she was wondrous wise,
With "USDA Grade A Choice", tattooed on her thighs!
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Extra and XXX-rated verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (cont.)
All the (insert name) they were there, scratchin' at their jocks,
Doin' things like parakeets, and unsuspecting rocks!
(insert name) was also there, and she was very shocked,
When she heard a shepherd boy yell "Lady, go get flocked!"
There was doin's in the roses, in the grass and in the rocks,
When (insert name) caught his -sporran- in some giant hollyhocks!
They were doin' it in the garden, they were doin' it all around,
There were folks a-doin' on every inch of ground!
There were lassies with the syphllis, and lassies wi' the piles,
And lassies wi' their hinder parts all wreathed up in smiles!
There were doin's in the gravel, there were doin's in the stones
You couldna' hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans!
There was doin's on the sofa, there was doin's in the chair,
And when they found the trampoline, there was doin's in the air!
The village blacksmith he was there, but he was not for hire:
He was making giant rubbers out of a tractor tire!
The village blacksmith he was there, his balls were made of brass,
And every time he laid a girl the sparks flew out his ass!
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Extra and XXX-rated Verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (cont.)
The Musketeers were also there, and they were fast and quick,
You should have seen their doin's with their muzzle-loading prick!
All the Peers were also there, and they refused to work,
So they sat around in Circles, and they had a Circle-jerk!
The village policeman he was there, the pride of all the force
They found him in the stable, whacking off his horse!
There were doin's in the parlor, there was doin's in the grass
and all that you could see were waves of undulating ass!
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Extra and XXX-Rated Verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (Cont.)
(Insert name) he was there, his prick was long and broad
But when he did the Duchess, well, she had to be re-bored!
(Insert name) had an even stroke, his skill was much admired
He diddled one cunt at a time until his skill expired....!
The Vicar and his lovely wife were havin' lots of fun:
The Vicar had his finger up another lady's bum!
There was doin's on the highway, there was doin's in the lanes,
You couldn'a here the music for the rattlin' of the stanes!
There was doin's on the couches, there was doin's on the cots,
And linin' up against the wall were rows of drooling twats!
The doctor's daughter, she was there, she went to gather sticks
She couldna' find a blade of grass for cunts and standing pricks!
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Extra and XXX-Rated Verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (Cont.)
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean,
So she did the Fubba-Wubbas, while he diddled a Marine...!
There was doin's in the kitchen, there was doin's in the halls
You couldna hear the music for the clangin' of the balls!
The Parson's daughter, she was there, the cunning little runt,
With poison ivy up her ass, and thistles up her cunt!
The village economist, he was there, his slide rule in his hand,
Figuring out exactly when supply would meet demand.
The Parson's wife was there that night, sittin' by the fire,
Knittin' prophalactics with a rubber wire.
The yurt was getting noisy, the yurt was getting loud;
It was a Mongolian Cluster Fuck, and drawing quite a crowd!
The Computer Nerd he was there, his life was mighty rough,
Complainin' that the wet-ware wasn't wet enough!
The Queen was in the counting house, counting out her wealth;
The King was in the Countess, and the Count played with himself!
(name) and (name), they were there, actin' bold and brassy:
He was doin' Rin-Tin-Tin, and she was doin' Lassie!
There was doin's in the barley, there was doin's in the oats,
Most were doin' lassies, but -some- were doin' goats!
Well, I was feelin' Mary, but she left with Master Roy,
So I went back to the parlor, and there I jumped for Joy!
The village cobbler walked right in with his leather and his awl
Makin' kinky garments for the wierdos at the ball!
The Mother Superior, she was there, with the village squire
Remainin' a virgin by jackin' him off, and shootin' it in the fire!
The town's old master smith was there, his hammer in his hand
The men they all were jealous, but the ladies thought him GRAND!
The jester was dancin' naked, all but his bells and cap
Nobody applauded...but they all gave him the Clap!
Rialtans they were also there, with their keyboards and their screens
Until somebody threw a willing wench into their damned machines
(insert name) was also there, with his cooler full o' beer
Just his luck, he tried to fuck a lass who turned out queer
The King and his knights were there, with brass hat and white belts
Doin' tricks with a wench or six in a pile of ferret pelts
(insert name) he was also there, with his wolves upon a chain
Panting and howling like he'd been caught in in a patch of wolfie-bane
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Extra and XXX-Rated Verses to "The Ball of Ballyknure" (cont.)
The local Herald, he was there, with his books so tall and thick
Walking about in pompous haste, and stepping on his dick!
Good Sir <insert name> was there, white belt across his mid
When the ladies saw him coming, they all ran off and hid
<insert title> <insert name> was there, brass hat upon his head
His ancient bones let out such groans we thought he'd wake the dead
Good Sir <insert name> was there, with spurs upon his heels
Showing the gals how to please their pals and suffocate trouser eels
Master <insert name> was there, white baldric 'cross his chest
Making no "pax" with Castle Anthrax and it's "peril" from Python's quest
(note: This may not be ALL the verses, but it's doggone close!)
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It's only me from over the sea, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
So open the door you fucking whore, said Barnacle Bill the Sailor.
I drink my whiskey when I can,
For whiskey is the life of man
I drink it from an old tin can...said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Screw the dance and drop your pants, said B.B. the S.
I'll fuck you when I have the chance, said B.B. the S.
I'll fuck you once, I'll bugger you twice,
Then try a different kind of vice
It may be fun, but it isn't nice, said B.B. the S.
I'll kill your Pa and fuck your Ma, said B.B. the S.
And then I'll give a loud huzzah, said B.B. the S.
So get into bed or it's on the floor,
'Cause whattya think I came here for
You're just another stinking whore, said B.B. the S.
I'm dirty and lousy and full of fleas, said B.B. the S.
I'll stick my mast in whom I please, said B.B. the S.
My flowing whiskers give me class,
The sea horses ate them instead of grass
If they hurt your cheeks, they'll tickle your ass!, said B.B. the S.
I'll dig a ditch and bury the bitch, said B.B. the S.
For I come here to scratch my itch, said B.B. the S.
I fuck 'em warm, I fuck 'em cold,
I fuck 'em young, I fuck 'em old,
I don't care if they're shy or bold, said B.B. the S.
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Barnacle Bill The Sailor (cont.)
I'll take him to sea, and he'll fuck like me, said B.B. the S.
He'll wind up on the gallows-tree, said B.B. the S.
So tuck your ankles behind your ears,
Shut up your mouth and dry your tears
I'm a leering, jeering privateer, said B.B. the S.
You foolish girl, It's nothing but sport, said B.B. the S.
I've got me a wife in every port, said B.B. the S.
Off I go on another tack,
To give some other fair maid a whack
But keep it oiled till I come back, said B.B. the S.
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Now the Queen of Spain was an amorous Jane, a lascivious wench was she
who heard about the prowess of this King from over the sea
so she sent a Royal Message by a Royal Messenger
to ask the King of England to spend the night with her
When Philip of France heard of this chance, he swore before his Court
"The Queen prefers my rival just because mine's...somewhat short."
So he sent the Count of Zippety-Zap
to give to the Queen a Dose of Clap
to pass it on to the Bastard King of England!
When the King of England heard the news, he cursed the Gallic farce
and he up and swore by the Royal Whore he'd have the Frenchman's arse
So he offered half his Kingdom, and a piece of Queen Hortense
To any Royal Subject who'd undo the King of France
When the King of England saw the sight he fainted dead on the floor,
for during the ride his rival's hide had stretched...a yard...or more!
and all the girls of England came down to London Town
and shouted round the battlements "To hell with the British Crown!"
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B-I-M-B-O
-Anonymous (because nobody will
take the blame for it)
COLUMBO
-Anonymous
With joyful shout they ran about Columbo went back to the Queen
And practiced fornication Because it was his duty
When they sailed, they left behind He gave to her a dose of clap
Ten times the population! He had no other booty
And when his men pulled out again So they threw him in a stinking jail
To take the homeward tour up And left him there to grumble
They'd caught the Pox from every box A ball and chain tied to his balls
That syphilized all Europe! So ended poor Columbo!
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Oh, we'll take a fuckin' rope, and we'll hang the fuckin' Pope
And we'll burn the Sistine Chapel to the ground!
Then we'll turn our tommy-guns on the screaming ravished nuns
And the People's Voice will be the only sound!
So if you hate the Working Class, but you'd like to save your ass
Then you better give your money to the poor!
Or we'll sell your mother's twat to a sailor on your yacht
And we'll turn your favourite daughter to a hoor!
There were three drunken maidens come from the Isle of Wight.
They drunk from Monday morning, nonstop 'til Saturday night.
When Saturday night came 'round me boys, they would not then go out.
These three drunken maidens they pushed the jug about.
Oh, where are your feathered hats, your mantles rich and fine?
They've all been swallowed up in tankards of good wine.
And where are your maidenheads, you maidens brisk and gay?
We left them in the alehouse, we drunk them clear away!
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THE FRIGGIN' FALCON
-Theodore R. Cogswell
(Tune: "Ghost Riders In the Sky")
Then there came a friggin' falcon and He walked upon the waves
And I said "A friggin' miracle!" and sang a couple staves
Of a friggin' churchly ballad I learned at me mother's knee
But when the friggin' bird took off he went and spattered me!
And then she flopped upon her knees and started in to pray
"Please, Lord," she said, "It's thirty years I've waited for this day!"
Still I went about the friggin' town to heal the friggin' lame
But every time I raised them up, they got knocked down again!
How the good Lord sends His blessings down in a friggin' curious way
But when He's marked a man for Love, that Love is there to stay
But the way you've got to use that Love is a friggin' queer affair
There ain't no point to raisin' stiffs, and there ain't no point to prayer
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No wise men traveled from the East, the journey's far too long.
There were no shepherds in the fields, the time of year's all wrong.
We don't believe in angels; that rules out the angels' song!
All things dull and ugly, All creatures great and squat
All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons, Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom, He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous, All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous, The Lord God made them all.
All things scabbed and ulcerous, All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous, The Lord God made them all.
Amen.
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The Belted Boys are arrogant; they think they run the Kingdom
They've made the Dream into a bloody whore!
For chivalry's forgotten, and the membership is droppin'
And I'll not put up with it any more!
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THE GOOD SHIP VENUS
-Anonymous
It was on the good ship Venus The Captain's name was Morgan
My God, you should have seen us! By God, he was a gorgon!
The figurehead was a whore in bed, Ten times each day sweet tunes he'd play
And the mast, an upright penis! On his reproductive organ!
The cabin boy, the cabin boy, The Captain's dog was Rover
The dirty little nipper; We rolled that poor dog over
He filled his ass with broken glass, Ten times each day all along the way
And circumcised the Skipper! From Calais back to Dover!
Aboard the good ship Venus The Captain had a one-eyed cat
We sailors all were henious: He kept it in the cabin
It was our fate to masturbate He rubbed its ass with axle grease
And that develops meanness! And started in a-jabbin'!
One day the good ship foundered And when we reached our station
On crags our bags were pound(er)ed We found to our elation
We stubbed our cocks against the rocks, The ship had sunk in a sea of spunk
And then, we all were drownd(er)ed! From mutual masturbation!
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He is Boss
He is Cool
Watch Him walk across your pool
Has anybody seen my Lord?
He can brag
He can boast
His mother was a Virgin and his Father was a Ghost
Has anybody seen my Lord?
I AM AN ANGLICAN
Tune: "God Bless America"
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(v.1) (v.5)
In Plymouth town there lives a maid. She said, "My Lord you are quite bold."
Bless you young women. Bless you young women.
In Plymouth Town there lives a maid. She said, "My Lord you are quite bold.
Now mind what I do say Now mind what I do say.
In Plymouth town there lives a maid She said, "My Lord you are quite bold."
She is the mistress of her trade Until she saw my purse of gold.
Chorus: Chorus:
(v.2) (v.6)
I took this fair maid for a walk. I took her hand into my own.
Bless you young women. Bless you young women.
I took this fair maid for a walk. I took her hand into my own.
Now mind what I do say Now mind what I do say.
I took this fair maid for a walk I took her hand into my own
And we had a lovin' "talk". And we went to her own home.
Chorus: Chorus:
(v.3) (v.7)
I put my hand upon her knee She dearly loved to scratch and bite.
Bless you young women Bless you young women.
I put my hand upon her knee She dearly loved to scratch and bite
Now mind what I do say Now mind what I do say.
I put my hand upon her knee She dearly loved to scratch and bite
She said, "My Lord you are quite free." She kept me up the whole damn night
Chorus: Chorus:
(v.4) (v.8)
I put my hand upon her thigh Her methods were unorthodox
Bless you young women Bless you young women.
I put my hand upon her thigh Her methods were unorthodox
Now mind what I do say Now mind what I do say.
I put my hand upon her thigh Her methods were unorthodox
She said, "My Lord you are quite high." She gave to me the Spanish Pox
Chorus: Chorus:
(v.9)
This strange disease she gave to me
Bless you young women.
This strange disease she gave to me
Now mind what I do say.
This strange disease she gave to me
I paid for it but you may have it free.
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IN DAYS OF OLD
-Anonymous & Ioseph of Locksley
(Tune: "The Girl I left Behind Me")
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JENNY BE FAIR
-Buffy Sainte-Marie
(copyright date unknown)
(altered for male singer by Ioseph of Locksley)
Oh, Jenny be fair and Jenny be fine and wants me for to wed.
And I would marry Jenny but me father up and said,
"I'm sad to tell you, son of mine, what your mother never knew,
But Jenny is a child of mine, and so is kin to you."
JESUS SAVES
(Tune: chorus of "Battle Hymn of the Republic")
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LONDON DERRIERE
-Ioseph of Locksley
(Tune: "Londonderry Aire" aka "Danny Boy")
(c) copyright 1990 W.J.Bethancourt III
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THE MERMAID
-Shel Silverstein
MOLLY MALONE
-Ioseph of Locksley
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THE MOOSE SONG
-Thomas Payton, et. al.
(tune: "Betsy From Pike")
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The Moose Song (Cont.)
My owner spends his time in solemn prayer, and dreams of naked flesh
I spend MY time in clothbound walls getting slapped when we`re too fresh
With a hey-ho derry up and down I sing,
never some relief for an old drubbed ding!
The other men they sit and talk of baring, thrust and fling
But when I come out the wenches flee, and won't give me a thing
With a hey-ho derry up and down I sing,
never any girls for an old drubbed ding!
The other ones can rise and dive and frolic near the ass
I'm the Model of Priapus, I'm hard as hell, but must not make a pass!
With a hey-ho derry up and down I sing
never any fun for an old drubbed ding!
ONE-BALL RILEY
-Traditional Irish
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THE POPE
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PLASTIC JESUS
Now there were some people who did things just for spite.
They'd curse Jews and attack them just to get into a fight.
When Puff the dragon saw this, he roared a mighty roar -
Now those wicked people are not with us anymore.
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His head was bent in sorrow, green tears fell like rain
Puff no longer went to play along the "Cherry" Lane
Without his lifelong friend, Puff could not be brave
So Puff the tragic faggot sadly crept into his cave.
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OPTIONAL CHORUS:
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THE RIDDLE
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Oh here's to the King of (insert Kingdom name) the dirty son of a bitch
We hope he dies of syphilis combined with seven year itch
If you take his pecker's radius and project his balls in space
You can prove by Occam's Razor that his asshole is his face!
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THE SEXUAL LIFE OF THE CAMEL, or MY GOD HOW THE MONEY ROLLS IN!
-Anonymous
The sexual life of the Camel My cousin sells shields to the Tuchux
Is stranger than anyone thinks The plywood they're made of is thin;
One night in a moment of passion I'm a doggone good Chiurgeon
He tried to deflower the Sphinx! My God, how the money rolls in!
And here's to the Outlands' new Navy! Elric, he drives a hard bargain
Let's all give them three cheers! While trading for leather or skins
The first submarine made of adobe.... He'll let you keep yours for a cookie!
It's been down for thirty-two years! My God, how the cookies roll in!
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They marveled for a moment, then one said: "We'd best be gone.
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along!"
So as a gift, they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow,
Around the Bonnie Star the Scottish kilt did lift and show!
So she slipped her hand right up his kilt, and much to her surprise,
The Scotsman smiled, and a very strange look came into his eyes,
She said: "Why, sir, that's gruesome!" And then she heard him roar:
"If you stick yer hand up once again, you'll find it grew some more!"
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TAIL TODDLE
-Traditional Scots
recorded by the Mitchell Trio
They call me short, dark and handsome butI thank God they're wrong
How can I be short, at a full nine inches long?
My Liege Lord says I'm slow, but his daughter doesn't mind
It's 'cause I'm slow, that I get a little behind....!
They say you are what you eat, I answer "Is that a fact?"
If that is true, I'm a nymphomaniac!
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TRELON, TRELON!
(Tune: "Bicycle Built for Two")
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VIRGIN STURGEON
-Anonymous
(Tune: "Ruben, Ruben")
Shad roe comes from scarlet shad fish The trout is just a little salmon,
Shad fish have a very sad fate: Just half-grown, and minus scales,
Pregnant shad fish is a sad fish But the trout, just like the salmon
Got that way without a mate! Can't get on without his tail!
The green sea-turtle's mate is happy A lucky fish is the common starfish
With her lover's winning ways When for offspring they essay;
First he grips her with his flipper Yes, me hearties, they have parties
Then they flip for days and days! In the good old fashioned way!
VATICAN CASKETS
(Tune: "Rock Of Ages")
THE WAGER
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The Sun, and you and me, and all the stars that we can see,
Are moving at a million miles a day,
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way.
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God made the world in six days and rested on the seventh
According to the contract, it should have been the eleventh
But the carpenters were out on strike, the masons wouldn't work
So the foremen dug a hole and they filled it up with dirt
When they finished with the firmament they started on the sky
They hung it overhead and they left it there to dry
They studded it with stars made of pretty angel's eyes
To give us a little light when the moon forgot to rise
Moses was a wise old bird who knew some fancy tricks
The 'gyppos tried some phoney stuff with magic walking sticks
Old Pharoah he pursued him, and the Israelites did flee
But Moses hexed the army, and drowned 'em in the sea!
There are plenty of these Bible tales, I'll tell you more tomorrow
How Lot with the wife and family fled from Sodom and Gomorrah
But his wife turned to salt, to her very great dismay
And Lot moved out to the suburbs of L.A.!
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