Week 9 Previews

10: Daddys Team (0-8) V. 4: Jordy Green Bryant (3-5)

Originally this game was circled on JGBs schedule because it was the week that Stafford and Calvin both
had their byes, but considering Daddy has been playing without Stafford or Calvin for quite some time
now it appears to be a mute point. Sometimes people say things, things that they mean, and things that are
completely true. And then they up and change their thinking at the drop of the hat, I know what youre all
thinkingfinally he has decided that hes changing his tune and picking Daddy to lose finally. You
couldnt be more wrong suckaz!! I picked JGB as the #4 team in the #PR for this past week and now Im
picking a daddy victory, with Gore, Morris and Wilson all having great weeks this week I see Daddy
getting his first dub. Call it a feeling, call it a premonition, call me Rendon-damus if you like, but what I
know is at some point this season Daddy is getting a 1 in the W column.now it may be accompanied by
a 12 in the L column but we wont be seeing a shutout pitched this season. #predictonetilhewinsone
#stickingtomyguns #davidvsgoliath #daddyisdavid #buthelookslikegoliath #slingshot #knockout #victory
#whenyoureluckyyoudonthavetobegood
Papa Bear: 117
I think Green is out again: 105
3: Ay-Ay Ron (8-0) V. 7: The Sanchize (4-4)
With the unprecedented 8-0 start looking us all in the face we sit and wonder at what point will it all come
crashing down, not the season, but just one game. If there was a week for it to happen this would MOST
CERTAINLY be the one, with 4 starters on a bye there is no better time than this week. And Im a firm
believer that if it doesnt happen this week then this guys luck is too good, pack it up and prep for next
season because we are not winning it. Rodgers, Cobb, Tate and Walker all on byes this week, that
accounts for 68 points per game between the 4 of them. Dont get me wrong, full lineup I think these two
have a competitive game and Ay-Ay Ron squeaks one out, but bye weeks happen to the best of us and
when you have this many players not playing it can get rough. Now with me saying this Im sure Eli
Manning will go for 40 and it will be a route, but in my mind, this is where the first loss happens.
Sterrett: 113
Ross: 108
2: The First Rounders (7-1) V. 6: Hells Bells (4-4)
When the schedule makers were creating the schedule they definitely didnt see the bye weeks hitting
team change your name a lot like it is going to. Alshon, Watkins, and Joique Bell will all be sitting out
this week, which is never a good thing when youre in a situation where you really want to get a win. I see
this game going the way of the 1
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Rounders, mainly because they have a Fab 5 that would give the
University of Michigan a run for their money. Although a team full of scrubs can be very dangerous I do
see this one not going that way, Kaep and Bell will really have to have good games for this one to be a
good one because I feel like with Evans and Hawkins playing there is a possibility that a bad game could
creep in there. I see Rob Gronkowski as the X-Factor this week as he tries to keep up his touchdown pace
of 7 touchdowns in 8 games.
Fantastic 4 +1: 132
Heavens Bells: 109
8: Graham Crackers (3-5) V. 5: Bushy Man-Things (4-4)
This game will directly result in a mix-up of the division standings, with a win this week Graham
Crackers would effectively tie themselves with Peytons Pee Pee and if Brad loses then that would mean a
3 way tie for first (if Bates wins then its a 4 way). With the Man-Things really having some running
back issues I wouldnt doubt if the Graham Crackers took this one, especially if Cam Newton has a good
game vs. New Orleans tonight, if he can come close to matching whatever Peyton puts up vs. New
England then they should be golden as Peyton is the biggest advantage that this team carries over GC
(Graham Crackers, not Gilbert Courte). I would tell you how players will do and what the score would be
but unfortunately the Bushy-Woodheaded-Manthings dont have a full lineup in so I have no idea who
theyre going to be playing.
Jimmy Graham Cracker is back: 118
Half a team: 100
9: Never Say Die (1-7) V. 1: Sankey Pank (6-2)
Usually when teams have one of their best players that are on a bye it is something to really worry about,
but with this team they pull out Forte and plug in another guy who will still produce quite efficiently.
Normally I would sit here and say why it is an even match, or even why both teams could pull this one
out, but not this time. If Im being totally honest I look at this matchup and see one team who is having
the season of their life and another that is really having a cursed season. It is something that I dont
think anyone in the league would deny, the Champions Curse is alive, it is so alive that from now on I am
going to capitalize it so that everyone knows that has been personified..this thing is a living, breathing,
entity. Even though I really do see that both teams could walk away with a victory here I am still going to
say that this one goes the way of Sankey because every game this year this team has dropped a significant
number of points.
#willheeverlose?: 128
#CC: 116