STRIP 247:

Mnbrvcnp!
Treasure!
Wiup! Rdd is fm, wiup!! F tru'm epdfpjp fm'v rdd wiup!
Gone! All of it, gone!! I can't believe it's all gone!
F wim prmpu eh r ynrwiu sin mqrm snprzfu mnbrvcnp!
I got eaten by a dragon for that freakin treasure!
F wim jiafmpy ck! Eh r yfvmcvmfuw rtfy-enprmqfuw ynrwiu! Ruy uix fm'v WIUP!
I got vomited up! By a distusting acid-breathing dragon! And now it's GONE!
Uim MQP diim. AH diim, Afup!
Not THE loot. My loot, Mine!
Xrfm, xqh yi F vicuy scuuh? Qpddi? Qpddi?
Wait, why do I sound funny? Hello? Hello?
Xqrm? Ui! Yiu'm hic yrnp!
What? No! Don't you dare!
Vuprz rmmrtz eiim mi mqp srip!
Sneak attack boot to the face!
Yrnu vmnrfwqm.
Darn straight.
STRIP 248
Ry dgose du ecggqv rt oii wkssu-emksnrsb.
Qmbg obors?
Qos emdghmnu cigoeg bgy zggcu ytoseegfkoi mww dg?
STRIP 284
Zktv?
What?
Fx, ztbv, vktv aupqbev qxusf'v ntou sufsu. Qtzs qxf'v zxpo vktv ztd.
No, wait, that verdict doesn't make sense. Daws don't work that way.
B'au suuf ufxlck xi nd Vkbuaus' Clbwq ipbufqs sufv vx jpbsxf vx ofxz vktv vkbs s
kxlwq ktau huuf t exfabevbxf.
I've seen enough of my Thieves' Guild friends sent to prison to know that this s
hould have been a conviction.
Hlv... hlv bv qxusf'v ntou tfd sufsu!
But... but it doesn't make any sense!
Fx! B'n fxt XO, vkbs zkxwu vpbtw ntqu FX SUFSU!
No! I'm noa OK, this whole trial make NO SENSE!
Zu ZUPU clbwvd! Bv skxlwq ktau huuf t clbwvd aupqbev!
We WERE guilty! It should have been a guilty verdict!
B etf lfqupsvtfq bi vkud ztfvuq vx puqleu vku sufvufeu qlu vx vku ebpelnsvtfeus,
hlv bv skxlwq ktau svbww huuf t clbwvd aupqbev.
I can understand if they wanted to reduce the sentence due to the circumstances,
but it should have still been a guilty verdict.
Xk, fuaup nbfq, B qxf'v ofxz zkd B'n hxvkupbfc.
Oh, never mind, I don't know why I'm bothering.
Ztbv-Uwtf, zktv qbq dxl rlsv std?
Wait-Elan, what did you just say?
Xk nd cxqs, Uwtf! Vktv's bv! Uwtf, dxl'pu t cufbls!
Oh my gods, Elan! That's it! Elan, you're a genius!
STRIP 309
yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg. Lduzrycyrv nw rdjy.
elan, I'm in love with you. completely in love.
Uv ehe nb aynwp kyre fhwbdu av hw yjnr enlchcdf.
My dad is being held ransom by an evil dictator
N'u wdc fyhrrv nw cky Cknyjtb'Pgnre hwvudfy.
I'm not really in the Thievks'Guild anymore.
yrhw, nc cgfwb dgc N uhv wdc ay yqhlcrv mkhc vdg mdgre lhrr-
elan, it turns out i may not be exactly what you would call-
N lkyhc hc bdrnchnfy
I cheat at solitaire
N khjy h chccdd vdg'jy wyjyf byyw
I have a tattoo you've never seen
N tnbbye h pnfr dwly
I kissed a girl once
DT DT udfy ckhw dwly
OK OK more than once
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STRIP 384:
Za ybxy acwwdave yd uv adfv adty dg sdhv?
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Uvrxcav Z rxi'y awvxh? Zg ad zy qxai'y jvtp gciip.
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