Week 5 Previews

4B: The First Rounders (3-1) V. 7: The Sanchize (2-2)

As this season has began there is one thing you can take away, and that thing is your record does not
mean much about your team overall, it only means you did better or worse than the one guy you were
playing that week. This matchup holds true to that statement more than any other matchup, TFR are 3-1
and Sanchize is 2-2, but in the breakdown the Sanchize are 3-1 vs TFR, so any game can really go any
way. ESPN is saying this one will be a route, and although I do not see that to be true, I do see a win
coming in the direction of this guy.. yes the guy writing the articles, weird Im writing and projecting
myself to win (its my preview and Ill win if I want to!). The real reason behind it is the fact that the
matchups are just better for TFR this week, my bold prediction, Brees realizes hey, we are the saints and
we are actually good, Im going to go out and dominate this week. And then he does, to the tune of 38
points.
1, 4, 6, 9 135
The Mexican QBs 98
10: Yensids Brooms (0-4) V. 3: Sankey Pank (2-2)
In 2012 Team Mel (Courte Gilbert, awesome picture btw) started out 0-4, then in week 5 he got his first
win by turning in a 145 point effort to beat Brad, it is now week 5 for you and youre 0-4 This is your
time to shine, this is the week you will get a victoryor it isnt, and in that case you play Brad next week
who consequently gave Courte his first win so youve got history and statistics on your side, so theres
that. Also no team has ever started worse than 0-5 (Bates- 2011- 0-5). With new additions of Matt Ryan,
Doug Martin, Gio Bernard and Emmanuel Sanders this team is looking newer and better, I think you are
going to wi.run into a buzzsaw that is the team I like to call Do the Sankey Leg, through 4 weeks
they are the scoring leader and having 3 players that are #1 at their positions definitely will be tough to
beat, I can see it happening but unfortunately my good friend, it wont be this week (thats a sad face if
you cant see it).
Team Lost to me in week 2 128
Team Lost to me in week 3 110
4A: Jordy Green Bryant (2-2) V. 2: Ay-Ay Ron (4-0)
The absolute worst (or best) thing about this matchup is that is will drag on for 5 days, key players on
Thursday, Sunday and Monday. And if JBG gets up then they still have to think in the back of their minds
that if they arent up by 30 then there is a chance that they can lose, because Marshawn Lynch can make
up just about any deficit. Heres an example, if Marshawn Lynch would have played Michael Jordans
role in Space Jam then I bet he could have stretched his arm the length of half court and made that shot
too, because no lead is safe with this dude! Not even for the Monstars! (which ironically I think that may
have been Bates team name at one point a few years ago #fullcircle) In reality I see this game going back
and forth, Jake may be up by 40 going into Sunday but then be down by 20 going into Monday. In a game
sporting an elite QB, elite RB and multiple elite WRs this one is definitely is definitely going to be a good
one, from Thursday to Monday. Oh and no team has ever started 5-0 in this league, sono pressure guys.
Say your name right, D-Nice- 122
Team with my backup RBs- 118
4C: Saved by LeBell (3-1) V. 1: Woodheads (3-1)
The battle for first place ends right here, at the end of this week (barring a tie) one team will be in 1
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by themselves and the other will be in second. With both teams riding 2 game winning streaks these two
are poised for a battle of epic proportions. The Woodheads are #1 in the #PowerRankings because they
are dropping points left and right, and for good reason, Peyton Manning is a stud, his WRs are studs and
he has 2 TEs that are absolute...yeah you guessed it, studs! But if there was a week for this hairy d to lose
it would be this one because the matchups for LeBell are looking very good, the Jets pass defense blows,
the Jaguars and the Falcons cannot stop the run, that right there is enough to say ok this one might be high
scoring. I think after this week we are looking at LeBell as the #1 team in the AFC entering interdivision
play.
Slater & Zack Morris- 112
Unshaved Weiners- 107.5
8A: Graham Crackers (1-3) V. 8B: Daddys Team (0-4)
The final battle of the week, but by far not the least important one. As you can see both teams are fighting
tooth and nail over who is the better 8 seeded team. Eight A and eight B, this one will be a blood bath and
could end in some hair pulling and eye scratchingno doubt about it. This game starts on Thursday and
wont be over until Monday as Lacy begins it and Morris ends it. This game features two players who are
head and shoulders above of the rest at their respective positions, in one corner we have the flyin
Hawaiian, Mr. J.G., I call him Just Greatness, he goes by Jimmy Graham (side note: hes from North
Carolina, but that didnt rhyme with flyin)and in the other corner weve got the big man, no
introduction is needed but Im going to do it anyways: Mr. C, Megatron, Throw it up and go get it, Daddy
Calvin, or Big ole Johnson, whatever his name is hes the best and coming off a horrible week he is surely
ready to shine. Most people would look at a team that is 0-4 and say, man theyre not winning this week,
but me, I look at them and say, Ive projected them to win for 4 straight weeks and it hasnt happened yet
so Im not stopping until it does! Even though Ive been wrong every week about this team I have a
feeling about this week, its happening. #Monkeyoffdaddysback #imsayingvictory
#whichmeansbrentiswinning #brentwinsby50 #notstoppinguntilawin #evenifitmeansweek1of2015
You know who it be, lil H man, Hizzy- 109.5
Post it on my Insta-Jimmy-Graham page- 94