Power Rankings

#PR are based on record, points for and breakdown. Breakdown is your teams overall record if they
played every team in the league during every game. For example if you score the most points that week
then your breakdown record is 9-0 for that week because you would have beaten everyone, and if you
have the lowest score then your record is 0-9 because you would have lost to everyone.
10(-1): Yensids Brooms (0-4) Points: 352 Breakdown: 10-26
Still dont believe in the curse of the Champions? Because you should, this team needs an overhaul, not
because theyre bad but because there are players that I have in other leagues that are on this team and it
appears that the players on this team are not allowed to perform, trade someone and I bet they go off next
week lol. Just kidding, but I will leave you with this, because truthfully there is not anyway to say this
other than like this, WORST LUCK EVER!........or at least for this season.
8B(+2): Daddys Team (0-4) Points: 360.5 Breakdown: 12-24
Daddy has had some troubles so far this season, and the biggest trouble that he is having at this point is
the points scored against him. Coming in at a484 PA he is leading the league in that, so theres that, and if
thats not enough he is on pace to have the highest PA ever in our league if this trend continues. With the
previous record holder be myself from last season at 1,477 which in turn is 113 ppg, Papa Bear is
averaging a cool 121 PA average, that isnt a joke we do not joke about that type of stuff (jk Im joking).
With that being said having the 3
rd
lowest points does not help your case but it is worth noting that only
two teams in the league have more points for than Daddy has points against, so remember when I said
Brandon youve got the Champions Curse and the worst luck ever..Chris may have the worst luck
ever, but youre right there right behind him. (thats a sad face if you cant tell)
8A(0): Graham Crackers (1-3) Points: 359.5 Breakdown: 12-24
Last week was just stupid, first off until Saturday got here you had no idea that you were facing Jamaal
Charles, it appeared that you were going up against Dez Bryant insteadheres the worst part, had you
been going up against Dez and not Charles, you would have won (heartbreaking I know). But even
though youre sitting at #8 this season is far from over and the best part is you have the players to mount a
comeback and get through all of the non-division games without a scratch. But the first thing you need is
to get Eddie Lacys ass in gear, or trade him for someone whos ass is already in gear, whatever you do I
dont care as long as someones ass is in gear (did that rhyme?). As soon as you get the other guys going
then youll be fine because you have the always consistent Jimmy G on your team who will lead your
team to the promise land given the chance, keep on keepin on and you will be right in the thick of things
before its all over.
7(0): The Sanchize (2-2) Points: 395.5 Breakdown: 15-21
Man the injuries on this team, and somehow you still pull out a win On top of that, Kirk Cousins was
the starter this week who got a whopping 7, which happens when you turn the ball over 5 times. I really
dont know how you pulled it off JK I know how you pulled it off (see Power Ranking for #10). The
best part about all of these injuries is you keep continuing to grab more players and youre still .500, this
season will be a true testament to your fantasy coaching ability if you can salvage a season in which you
lost your best player, your starting QB and all of the other various players that have come down with
some sort of injury while on your team.
*4C(0): Saved By LeBell (3-1) Points: 399 Breakdown: 18-18
This team is wheeling and dealing, but it is nothing new, with only 2 starters that began on their team
starting this week it is evident that this owner is all about trades. The first power ranking that we put out
had this team sitting at the bottom, but that was a completely different team, now theyre sitting at 3-1 and
tied for the division lead. With a cast of good running backs and wide receivers with Phillip Rivers
leading the way this team is poised for another playoff appearance, this week is a showdown that will pit
two division leaders up against one another and at the end of this week only one will remain at the top.
*4B(0): Backfields & McCoy (3-1) Points:410 Breakdown: 15-21
Jamaal RaShaad Jones Charles, born on the 27
th
of December in 1986, traded for on September 27 of
2014 and immediately became the best player on a team that already touted players such as Drew Brees
and Lesean McCoy (who both suck). Charles sure made a good impression this week as he snatched a
victory out of the clutches of defeat and turned a near loss into a fairly large win. My thinking is that if
this team can get their stars to snap out of the funk that they are in then they have a real shot at making it
to the playoffs and contending for their 4
th
championship, however if they dont snap out of it Then this
could be another team that takes big name guys and just goes down the shitter. Time will tell, stay tuned.
4A(-1): Jordy Green Bryant (2-2) Points: 441 Breakdown: 22-14
I dont know about you, but Ive got this feeling that this team has the best wide receiving core that any
team in this league has ever had, name value at least. I guess we will have to wait until the end of the year
to really know. Although this past week was a tough one I fully expect a bounce back week coming for
Jordy Green Bryant as they are rocking a roster that is almost at full strength now with only Lamar Miller
on a bye. I am expecting the team to pick it up as far as points go but I dont know if the record will
improve just yet, coming off of two straight losses this team has the unfortunate draw of the #2, #3, and
#4B teams in back to back to back weeks. Everyone has to run a gauntlet at some point but if you make it
through then the playoffs will be in your grasp, and all youll have to do is hold on.
3(-1): Sanky Pank (2-2) Points: 528.5 Breakdown: 26-10
Man there is really nothing I can say to make the pain of a loss go away when you put up your 3
rd

performance of the year with 135+ points. Does it upset you that there are teams with 130 ish points less
than you that have a better record? It would piss me off, but then again you have to look at it like this,
your team is consistently good, but your fantasy football defense isnt that good. Just some advice, talk to
whoever youre playing each week and try to talk them out of playing their best players, then maybe, just
maybe you can win a game where you dont have to drop 160.
2(+2): Ay-Ay Ron (4-0) Points: 474.5 Breakdown: 24-12
And where are you Ay-Ay Ron? No Ay-Ay Ron here today? Its pronounced Aaron, get your ass down
to Oshag Hennesys office right now! Now that thats over with, cumming in at #2, sporting the best
record and looking to take a 5-0 record into week 6 if he can get past Bates (side note: no team in the
existence of this league has got past 4-0 No pressure). If you dont get that record you already got this
one, last week you had the most points in the history of our league scored against you while still winning,
the previous record was held by Brandon who beat Courte 170-141 so congrats you beat it by 2. As I said
before this team has all the makings of a champion, it is just a matter of performing week in and week
out. Its only week 4 and youre getting closer and closer to that magic number of 7 to lock up a playoff
spot.
1(0): Woodheads (3-1) Points: 485 Breakdown: 28-8
Its not very often that you can have two of your top 4 picks sitting out and still get a win, especially
when one of those 2 is Peyton Manning, but thats what happens when Jay Cutler and Marty B have good
games, not to mention Trent Richardson had his best game since he played for the Browns. Honestly
though the real reason that the Woodheads are sitting here at 3-1 and not 2-2 is because Calvin Johnson
decided, Im just going to be a decoy today, with a hurt ankle he really didnt have much to do with the
Lions game plan this past week and now for the 2
nd
week in a row The Bushy Woodheads are rolling in
here at #1, call me crazy but I think youre going to be staying here for a whileIm jk dont call me
crazy..Im not. You may not have the best record, but youve got the 2
nd
most points and the best
breakdown record, all of which equals out to the top spot, enjoy it, because teams can fall very far, very
fast.