Half The Title

Finish a dungeon.
It Belongs In A Museum
Take an artifact from a dungeon.
The Other Half
Kill a dragon.
Life, Uh, Finds A Way
Survive an encounter with one fourth HP.
We Spared No Expense
Go broke.
Ain't Got Time To Bleed
Kill 3 enemies at half health in 1 encounter.
Does He Look Like A Bitch?
Successfully interrogate an NPC.
Not Today
Come back from 0 HP.
Nothing Personal, Just Business
Let a fellow PC die for your personal gain.
That Aint Falco
Perform a combo with a fellow PC.
Butterfingers
Disarm an NPC.
Get Over Here!
Grapple an enemy 3 times in 1 encounter.
The Cardinal Sin
Split the party.
I Shall Name You Yoshi
Acquire a mount.
A Wizard Is Never Late
Be the first person to the game.
Did I Do That?
Cause a total party kill.
Does That Mean I Go First?
Roll 1 on an initiative roll.
All The Worlds A Stage
Roleplay your character exceptionally.
Blue! No, Yello-AUUUUUUUUGH
Die from a puzzle.
You Got Me Monologuing!
Take advantage of a talkative villain.
What Are You, Psychic?
Mix player and character knowledge.
Never Tell Me The Odds
Succeed only because you rolled a 20.
Sorry About The Mess
Kill someone in a public place.
Get On With It!
Talk out of character for a full minute.
Put The Tard In Tardy
Be the last person to the game.
I Volunteer As Tribute
Sacrifice yourself.
Suck It, Boromir
Simply walk into a well guarded place.
Your Mother Was A Hamster
Taunt an enemy to get their attention.
Its Just A Flesh Wound
Get dismembered.
Armaments 2:9-21
Kill a monster with a holy weapon.
Were On A Mission From God
Receive divine direction.
You Either Die A Hero
Shift your alignment to Evil.
Single-File Solar System
Roll 2 20s in a row.
Sexual Tyrannosaurus
Seduce an NPC.
It Only Counts As One
Solo a large monster.
Friends, Romans, Countrymen
Roll 20 on a persuasion check.
The Lady Protests Too Much
Roll 1 on a deception check.
Fatality
Kill someone using the environment.
Imperial Marksmanship Academy
Score 3 ranged misses in one encounter.
Something Something Sparta
Kick someone off a ledge to their death.
Im Okay!
Survive a crit.
Holla Holla Get Dolla
Amass 1,000 gold pieces.
Its Super Effective!
Trigger an enemys vulnerability.
Can You Do Me A Solid?
Ask a deity for a favor.
A Bird In The Hand
Get a worse result on a reroll.
You Merely Adopted The Dark
Hit an enemy in complete darkness.
This Is Bat Country
Take drugs in game.
My Precious
Retrieve a MacGuffin.
Double Tap
Kill an undead enemy with a head shot.
Friendship Is Magic
Save a PC in need.
20% Cooler
Get a better set of armor.
Stop Hitting Yourself
Reach 0 HP from a fumbled attack roll.
Wanna See My Mask?
Roll 20 on an intimidation check.
Flawless Victory
Dont take damage in an encounter.
Are You Not Entertained?
Finish an encounter within 10 rounds.
Hes Dead, Jim
Die for the first time.
Third Times A Charm
Die for the third time.
Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKE
Lose the campaign.
You Bow To No One
Beat the campaign.
Fool Me Twice
Die for the second time.
Safety First
Discover a trap before it discovers you.
Did You Break A Mirror?
Roll 2 1s in a row.
Clever Girl
Flank and kill an unsuspecting enemy.
Nothing Is True
Kill an NPC without being seen or heard.
Oh Yeah!
Burst through a wall.
Avengers Assemble
Have the party gang up on a single enemy.
White Knighting
Expect sexual favors for saving an NPC.
Live, Damn You!
Stabilize a dying character.
Glutton For Punishment
Knowingly activate a trap.
Fucking Hippie
Deal no damage in an encounter.
Tubthumping
Reach 0 HP twice in 1 encounter.
Whose Life Is It Anyway?
Kill an enemy with an improv weapon.
Stop, Drop, And Roll
Survive 3 rounds of ongoing fire damage.
Crikey!
Roll 20 on an animal handling check.
.000 Batting Average
Score 3 melee misses in one encounter.
Finesse
Kill an enemy with no overkill damage.
The Chewbacca Defense
Use poor logic in a persuasion check.
You Know Nothing, Jon Snow
Roll 1 on an intelligence check.
Ive Fallen And I Cant Get Up
Remain prone for 3 rounds.
Cirque Du Soleil Runaway
Roll 20 on an acrobatics check.
Valar Morghulis
Experience a total party kill.
Sic Semper Tyrannis
Kill a political figure.
Breaker Of Chains
Free 20 captive people.
Dracarys
Kill an enemy with an animal.
Chaos Is A Ladder
Shift your alignment to chaotic.
The Rains of Castamere
Commit genocide.
And Stay Out
Get kicked out of a public establishment.
Walking Guillotine
Decapitate 20 enemies.
Sticky Fingers
Steal more than 100 gold.
Nuke It From Orbit
Deal 20 overkill damage to 1 enemy.
Showoff
Kill all enemies in an encounter by yourself.
Homewrecker
Break up an NPC marriage or relationship.
The Other Red Dragon
Practice cannibalism.
Finish Him!
Deliver 10 coups de grce.
Nothing To See Here
Take and/or give 10 bribes.
Do You Hear The People Sing?
Overthrow a government.
Objection!
Win a legal case.
Who Needs Sleep?
Go 3 days without a long rest.
Rasputin
Have 3 types of impairing conditions at once.
King Me
Achieve high political status.
She Turned Me Into A Newt
Experience a transmutation.
African Or European?
Spend more than 30 minutes on a puzzle.
I Speak Jive
Act as the party translator.
Missionary Position
Convert an NPCs religion.
Heart Of Darkness
Enslave a people.
Its In The Pipes
Get petrified and survive.
Dobby Is Free
Team up with an NPC sidekick.
I Solemnly Swear
Get a map.
Its Levi-OH-Sah
Fumble a spell cast.
One Mustnt Tell Lies
Call out a lying NPC.
Helen Keller
Be deaf and blind simultaneously.
Mithridates, He Died Old
Survive 50 points of poison damage.
Overruled
Be ignored by the DM when citing rules.
Remember Me?
Meet with a recurring villain.
Karmas A Bitch
Experience revenge from an old enemy.
What A Twist!
Betray the party for your own gain.
My Turn!
Revive an NPC just to kill them yourself.
Bottoms Up
Win a drinking contest.
More Like This Advantage
Roll 2 20s on a disadvantaged roll.
Ill Just Go Home Now
Roll 2 1s on an advantaged roll.
Blue Falcon
Get your entire party dragged into trouble.
Im Here To Lead, Not Read!
Ignore a crucial plot point.
They Didnt Mention Any Math!
Miscount loot while splitting the gold.
Carry The One
Make a success/fail difference with a +1 buff.
Dark And Full Of Terrors
Kill someone in the name of a god.