Peter Lawwell

Celtic.F.C.Limited
Celtic Park
G40 3RE

Dear Dariusz,

In reply to your open letter, Id like to first of all set the record straight with your false accusations
regarding Celtic F.C and not being able to contact me or officials of the club. We only operate a
skeleton staff on a Sunday and no office staff are working. I have now had a day at the office dealing
with many issues, including rubber stamping loan signings while counting the cash from
Southampton for Big Fraser. Ive also had to estimate the cash were going to earn from this years
Champions league.
I do understand that you and your racist fans are hurting, but you forfeited the game against us
because youve employed knobs who cant fill out basic UEFA paperwork or take penalty kicks.
Regarding the mentioning of ex-employees Willie Maley & Jock Stein, I would advise you not to visit
Glasgow in the near future as Big Billy is going to boot yer baws.
I really dont know why youre wanting to contact me directly. Its not official that I tell UEFA what to
do, I actually had a big LOLZ with the Supreme Pontiff when he phoned me last night to see how I
was getting on with dealing with the zombies and he mentioned you. Youve got an appeal on
Wednesday night I think, thats if you want to waste money. The disciplinary panel are just going to
laugh at you and tell you to fuck aff. If you carry on bad mouthing me Ill get you pumped out the
Europa League too.
Just for the record: when you email me put it in English and not Polish, Im not paid to use Google
translate. Disrespect me like that again and youll disappear, now stop posting letters online ya
Polish fanny. Just check out Sevco and what has happened with them when they tried to disrespect
Celtic & The Holy Roman Catholic Church. The UFH (Unseen Fenian Hand) stretches over continents

Now if you excuse me Im going to have a nice glass of red and skim read some of the zombie
websites. What they dont know is that Whyte & Green work for me and are of the Order of Pius IX.
We had them liquidated with our spies in HRMC. I didnt realise how thick the zombies were until I
creamed all their Giros off of them. In the next few years Im going to turn their stadium and the
area around it into a Disneyworld for Catholics, with loads of holy roller coasters. If you keep in line
youll get discounted tickets.

Kind Regards,
Peter Lawwell
Knights Templar
Supreme Order of Christ
Sitting at the right hand of God
Ruler of Caledonia