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The Problem A National ID Card Bill
With CORE Passes in House of Reps
By Mike Billings By Marcel Votlucka
At the USG Senate meeting on February The House of Representatives has passed points on licenses, in addition to addresses,
15th, Irfan Syed, Chair of the currently defunct a bill that critics claim amounts to creating a de Social Security numbers and information on
Council of Religious Entities (CORE), formed facto national ID card. The Real ID Act (HR immigration status. If states do not comply,
what he claims to be the first political party in 418), passed on Thursday, February 10, they will be ineligible for certain federal
USG, the Coalition of Righteous Egalitarians, requires that states comply with federal stan- funds.
henceforth referred to as the "CORE party." dards for driver's licenses. Licenses would Opposition comes from a broad range of
While the merit of political parties in student henceforth contain what the bill calls "a com- groups, liberal and conservative alike. In par-
government is a debate out of the scope of this monr machine-readable technology," which ticular, firearm rights groups such as Gun
article, the CORE party is an interesting phe- could mean a magnetic strip and/or an RFID Owners of America and civil libertarians such
nomenon. Led by Syed and comprised of sever- chip. RFIDs (Radio Frequency Identification as the ACLU contend that the new regulations
al USG senators, including Andrew Thompson, tags) transmit information about a person's make state DMVs agents of the federal govern-
Richard Hsu and Vincent Rasulo, the ostensible movements to a central computer. ment, a situation which they contend is a viola-
purpose of the CORE party is vague at this The bill standardizes not only the kinds tion of Constitutional principles. Gun Owners
point. When one looks deeper, however, it is of documentation that people must present in of America argues that the new regulations
fairly clear that this new political party is just order to get a license, it also provides that the could mean that the federal government could
another vehicle for Syed to organize his Department of Homeland Security is to be held gain total control over who may obtain a dri-
Senatorial puppets and attain power over USG. responsible for drafting the details of what ver's license and abuse that power.
other kinds of information could be required- Others warn that if denied one of the
given expanding technology, this may include new breed of IDs, people may be unable to trav-
biometric information such as retina scans, el freely on planes or'trains, and lose access
fingerprints and even DNA information. federal courthouses or any place administered
Henceforth, state issued IDs would by the federal government. Critics say this sit-
require a digital photograph, so that the images uation could create innumerable problems for
may be kept in computer files-presumably to may people in their daily lives.
be-transferred to other agencies if desired. In The White House strongly supported the
addition, paper copies of source documents- bill, which passed the House with 95% of House
birth certificates, Social Security cards, et Republicans supporting it. House Democrats,
cetera-would be kept on record for years under on the other hand, overwhelmingly opposed the
the terms of the bill. ID cards that fail to meet bill, with 75% voting "nay." Rep. Eleanor
The Press has had knowledge of Syed's the prescribed requirements would not be used Holmes Norton criticized the Republicans'
ultimate goal for months, and that goal was by any federal agency for any purpose. advocacy for the bill, "I thought the other side
reported by Sam Goldman in the December 3r d, Moreover, the bill also provides for of the aisle extols federalism at all times...So
2004 edition of the paper. According to what states to provide databases with applicants' what's happening now? Why are those who
Syed told Executive Editor Joe Pilippazzo, Syed information; which can be shared with other speak up for states whenever it strikes their
wishes to change the way the student activity government agencies under the provisions of fancy doing this now?"
fee is distributed. As of now, USG forms sever- the bill. Criticism is not limited to Democrats,
al subcommittees representing the different On top of all this, the bill also contains however. Ron Paul, a Texas Republican, angri-
types of clubs on campus, and these subcom- a proposal to build a fence along the California- ly denounced the bill on the House floor. He was
mittees review the budget requests of the clubs' Mexico border. one of the few House Republicans who voted
and organizations that fall under their partic- The Real-ID Act's supporters claim that against the measure. Rep. Paul argued, "this
ular umbrella. Instead of this, Syed would like it is aimed at standardizing identification pro- bill is a Trojan horse. It pretends to offer des-
to implement a check-off system, which he cedures as a way of thwarting illegal immigra- perately needed border control in order to
refers to as "direct democracy," that would tion and terrorism. The bill's official stated stampede Americans into sacrificing what is
decide how the fee is distributed. Basically, purpose is "{t]o establish and rapidly imple- uniquely American: our constitutionally pro-
the mandatory fee would still be paid, but stu- ment regulations for State driver's license and tected liberty." He addressed the proposed
dents would log onto SOLAR and indicate which identification document security standards, to databases-the information in which will be
clubs would receive a giyen amount of that stu- prevent terrorists from abusing the asylum shared with Canada and Mexico-and pointed out
dent's activity fee. laws of the United States, to unify terrorism- the realistic possibility that corrupt officials
As was stated in the aforementioned related grounds for inadmissibility and may abuse information or even give or sell it to
article by Sam Goldman, this type of referenda removal, and to ensure expeditious construc- others for their own use-including terrorists.
voting was deemed illegal in the cases of Board tion of the San Diego border fence." By enforc- Rep. Paul continued, "There are no prohi-
of Regents of the University of Wisconsin v. ing these new regulations, supporters argue bitions against including such information in
Southworth, et al. and Southworth v. Grebe. In that terrbrists will be made less able to abuse the database as inforniation about a person's
these cases, the courts found that mandatory asylum laws to enter the US, government agen- exercise of First Amendment rights or about a
student activity fees in a public university cies will be better able to exchange informa- person's appearance on a registry of firearms
were legal, and that if such a fee is in place at tion, and, therefore, Americans will be more owners."
a given university, the distribution of said fee secure. Supporters also point out that if bio- Rep. Paul addressed a claim by the bill's
must be viewpoint neutral. In accordance with metric information such as fingerprints and supporters that it is voluntary and is not real-
the educational goals of a public university, it even DNA information is to be included on fed- ly a nationalized ID card. "Supporters claim
is imperative that all speech, even unpopular eralized drivers' licenses, this could make the national ID scheme is voluntary. However,
speech, be protected. In these cases, this'pro- identity theft more difficult. any state that opts out will automatically make
tection takes the form of eliminating all forms However, the bill's opponents argue that non-persons out of its citizens. The citizens of
of favoritism when dispersing the fee. This is this standardization is tantamount to a nation- that state will be unable to have any dealings
precisely the reason that Stony Brook has elim- al ID card, that it undermines state's rights, with the federal government because their ID
inated the referenda system, and it is precise- that maintaining databases will lead to massive will not be accepted." Echoing warnings about
ly the reason that Syed's goals are illegal. invasions of privacy and that the bill cannot how the bill may ultimately impede citizens'
Syed's "direct democracy" is simply a more and will not prevent terrorist acts or stop ille- ability to travel freely if they are actively
comprehensive referenda system. If this sys- gal immigration. Furthermore, they argue that denied access to a card or for some reason do
tem were implemented, there is no way that the people fleeing from repression in foreign lands not have one, he warned, "In essence, in the eyes
activity fee would be distributed in a viewpoint will be made less able to claim asylum in the US of the federal government they will cease to
neutral manner, since students could easily because of the bill's provisions. exist. It is absurd to call this voluntary, and
squelch whatever speech or activities he or she It is the proposed databases that the the proponents of the national ID know that
found distasteful. bill's opponents find particularly disturbing. every state will have no choice but to comply."
Ironically, the aforementioned court Section 203 of the Real ID Act provides for a The Real ID Act will have to pass in the
cases also make the Council of Religious Entity "Driver's License Agreement," in which states Senate before it becomes a law. It is expected to
laws, or CORE laws, just as illegal; despite the will maintain databases and share information come to a vote soon, possibly attached to war
with other state agencies-including records of spending for Iraq.
motor vehicle violations, suspensions and
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Alone in Ky(Dto
By Brian Wasser
In a time when U.S. political leaders Overcoming the inertia of an extremely comfort- should we have to regulate our energy use when
flaunt their one-world visions and exalt the able energy corporatocracy just seems to be Mexico and China don't have to? It follows the
imposition of,"universal" standards and ideals more difficult in this country. But Kyoto does-' parallel argument often made, that if we don't
onto other peoples, it's nice to know they see fit n't even demand much at all in the first place. If consume as much oil as we see fit in America,
to exempt themselves from certain rules that Kyoto posed any real economic threat, or asked some other country will. This is where Kyoto is
should apply to everyone. Especially when those any unreasonable requests, even Sweden would- step ahead of the advertised resistance. Most
rules don't fit their rigid neo-liberal ideolo- n't have accepted it. After all, industry opposi- people don't know, for example, that Kyoto.
gies. At least there's consistency in this tion to environmental regulation doesn't just allows developed nations to finance emissions
hypocrisy. That's right, it's international happen in the U.S.: it happens everywhere, and reduction projects in developing countries
agreement time. Kyoto's mildness, in the face of a threat even the instead, or that, last week, China called Bush's
For ten days in December of 1997, 150 Pentagon deems more immediate than terrorism, bluff by making a veritable energy U-turn
countries met in Kyoto, Japan for what the New a threat Annan calls "one of the biggest chal- amidst environmental concerns, halting the
York Times called the first attempt on this scale lenges of the 21st Century," is a result of that construction of 22 major power stations. So,
by humanity "to use deliberate, collective fore- opposition. there's really no way around it--America needs
sight on a risk whose full impact will not be felt So what's the significance of Kyoto any- to get her finger out of her ass and stop blaming
for decades." Last Wednesday, ceremonies took way, especially since the U.S. and Australia, countries who have always done more to combat
place in the .same city, and in everywhere', which preside over .the world's highest per climate change in the first place. It's time to
heralding the Kyoto accords as international capita greenhouse emissions, are not on board'? finally step up.
law. But as with all environimental legislation, But instead, energy companies today
this accomplishment should be taken with a spend more electing officials and avoiding reg-
grain of salt. "Let us celebrate," announced Kofi ulations than would cost to follow and move
Annan, "but let us not be complacent." Now that beyond such regulations. They tell us we have a
the party is over, giant leaps are needed follow- choice: to live comfortably, or to live in unlit
ing the baby-step. We-are badly behind sched- caves. They tell us there's a desire by the rest
u le . of the world, including the comparatively ener-
Wednesday's implementation, four years gy-conscious EU, to subvert American cultural
after the U.S. pulled out of the agreement, has and socioeconomic privilege. The fact that the
further anachroriized American arrogance and soundness of our climate is at stake is obscured
mass-marketed short-sightedness. This and we're taught to be cynical of any real issue.
American myopia, brought to you by conserva-- "The American way of life is not negotiable." I
tive think tanks and energy company front guess Daddy Bush was right; but it's partly our
groups, most often takes the form of skepticism fault for buying into it. We will never willingly
of the science that proves human-induced glob- give up the mass consumables, the SUV, and the
al climate change is occurring, as well. as the comfort of a perpetually lighted driveway,
extreme exaggeration of any short-term eco- because America is always first, even if an idiot
nomic price or effort on behalf of these compa- could see the holes in the "if we don't use it,
nies. With a little help from the media (i.e., lost someone else will" argument. It hurts everyone
cause), the next few years should be a wake up when certain countries selfishly prevent others
call to anyone who is still stuck debating from moving beyond wood and coal. Given finite
whether or not we are actually causing it. And resources, it makes sense for those who are most
no matter what Michael Crichton will tell you, Ignoring Lichtenstein, perhaps this fact alone technologically advanced and most gluttonous
these arguments of skepticism are the direct offers clues. Nowhere have energy companies in the first place to take the helm. Otherwise,
result of a stubborn kleptocracy that has a lot to been as successful in both' stifling political the divide between developing and developed
lose from adhering to international environ- support for such cooperation, and creating a countries will, only increase, and that's not
mental regulations, and of industrial giants who. popular culture that profits them and resists much of a global vision. Kyoto's participants
can't see past the ends of their bankroll. That's change, than in these two countries. (the rest of the world) see that. Why can't we?
about it; Halliburton had no opportunity to The fact that America is relatively insu- But the problem isn't just cultural and
profit from Kyoto. All else is just poetics. lated should come as no surprise, but the level political. Kyoto's implementation has hurdled
And no matter what our corporate estab- of animosity towards, and rejection of, the views some institutional inertia as well. The impacts
lishment will tell you, there really are no eco- of'the a world that seems to know more than us of climate change are distant and vague, while
nomic reasons for not wanting to ratify an how to cooperate, is probably worse than we'd the institutions that affect it are structured to
agreement as mild as Kyoto, whose main goal is like to think. Senator Hagel made no secret of it select always for short-term self-interest.
to reduce emissions from developed countries to when the protocol appeared in 1997 when he Reconciling short and long-term interests is
5% below 1.990 levels, by 2012. It turns out that said that "it will not see the light of day in the almost impossible, but the tide may be starting
investing in environmentally friendlier tech- United States" if the same emissions regulations to shift. The significance of last Wednesday's
nologies rewards countries economically. It are not binding for developing nations as they event can be found more in this cooperative
makes industry more efficient and creates eco- are for developed nations who . sign it. symbolism than in any effect Kyoto will have on
nomic growth, and just like the EU, we're more Convenient for those who promote it, this com- actually mitigating climate change. We'll leave
than capable of achieving modest goals. mon argument makes sense initially...why' that for what comes next.
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Peace and I
Over tt
For as long as I can remember, the
countries of the Middle East were always in
constant conflict with each other. It seems
like every time the possibility of peace
arises, an obstacle is thrown in its path. In
recent weeks, the state of affairs has been
both tragic and hopeful in this shaky region.
The free elections, the peace summits,
assassination and terrorist attacks are just
a few of the headlines making waves across
the globe. So, exactly what is going on over
there?
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Weep for the King of Gonzo
Joe Filippazzo
The middle of the night had ticked past like It is impossible and immoral and not remotely coming
Managing Editor some slow moving jungle sloth, the silence and tedium to the point. The armadillo needs to eat, and revolution-
only broken by the saddening news. Dr. Thompson had aries need to write. It's at times like these I wish I had
Mike Billings
killed himself Sunday night with two slugs, making the a stable of drugs on hand to allow me to write what I
wall behind him a stained still-life of was-life. It was a truly want to, without the lies of syntax and illusion of
Associate Editor tragic end as this man had molded not only me, but my grammar getting in the way. Biography and reiteration
Amberly Timperio compatriots and compadres at our rag-tag newsletter in is the highest form of derision, so I won't tread on that
ways that are seldom put to words. Thanks to him, the path any longer. Go out, buy a book by this brilliant
Business Manager arid prose of our grandfathers would not permeate into man and fucking read it, maybe it'll affect your life how
David K. Ginn our generation. News was no longer happening, it was a its affected others; maybe you'll pass it by like the rav-
happening and we were to be immersed, anything short ing of some drug-induced madman. Either way, at least
of that would be taking a step backwards. His mind had you'll have read something valuable, whether you know
Production Manager
shouted the battle cry for a new generation of authors, it or not.
Rob Pearsall Tapping away at this keyboard; trying to meet a
and the world of literature was changed inevitably; an
organic outgrowth of the topsy-turvy era that birthed 500 word limit for this editorial; it's idiotic. Crawling
News Editor him. from the mouthpiece of a late night call attempting to do
Joan Leong Especially here, in the halls of the Student something symbolic and poetic for this man of a million
Union, his memory rings with a particular resonance. minds. We'll fail, this endeavor is a failure, so I'm going
Features Editor I'd like to elucidate more on the power of 'gonzo jour- to stop typing, and I'm going to ingest some psilocybin
Melanie Donovan nalism' and how revolutionary it was and is, but that and lie in my bed and do what tripping people do when
would be like an ant trying to explain to an armadillo lying in bed. Good night.
Arts Editor why eating him would be cause for karmic instability.
Meri Wayne
Photo Editor
They Got Gretzky AND Gay Rights!
Jowy Romano
On February 16th, before the Canadian House of apply the enshrined principles of fairness and equali-
Commons, Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin rose in ty for the protection of a minority. The Prime Minister
Copy Editors support of the Civil Marriage Act (C-38). Not only did himself just four years ago voted to agree with the 'tra-
Matthew Willemain this speech outline his position in support of civil ditional' definition of marriage, in an act not unlike the
Marcel Votlucka same-sex marriages, but it was also a thorough expla- United States' own federal Defense of Marriage Act. His
Nicole Barry nation of how the bill is a faithful interpretation of recent defense of Civil Marriage and equality is a polit-
their Bill of Rights and Charter of Rights and Freedoms. ically courageous statement. The reasoning behind it is
Minister of Archives It was also an even broader defense of minority rights, sound, and a welcome addition to the voices advocating
Tom Clark and the responsibility of governments to ensure reli- for freedom.
gious and personal freedoms. In addressing the con- How does this compare to our own laws and
cerns of opponents of the bill, he outlined three major recognition of rights? While Canada is moving to sup-
Ombudsman port and act upon their ideals of justice, some
lines of reasoning.
Dustin Herlich First, this bill does not undermine religious Americans are ready to undermine our laws already
enacted to protect against discrimination. The city of
Pea-san Army freedom, as some have claimed, but instead guarantees
it. The Canadian Charter states, and the Supreme Court Topeka, Kansas will vote on March 1st whether or not to
James Blonde Mike Nevradakis affirms, that no church official shall have to perform repeal their city ordinances protecting people from los-
Ben Bravmann Jason Ng ceremonies that are not in accordance with their ing their employment or housing for the sole reason of
Philip Camacho Andrew Pernick beliefs. The Civil Marriage A'ct recognizes this right, as their sexual orientationi. In addition, the neasure.
Laura Positano it is about civil marriage, not religious marriage. would bind the city from enacting or enforcing similar
Sarah Cassone
Secondly, some opponents claim this measure laws in the future. Fred Phelps, famous for his
Willy Cibinskas Rachel Eagle Reiter
should pass a national referenda before it is enacted. church's picketing of Matthew Shepard's (and other)
Juliet DiFrenza Ian Rice
The purpose of the Charter and the Bill of Rights, how- funerals and for running www.godhatesfags.com, is
Mike"Bublz"Fabbri Joe Rios responsible for the petition that put this measure on
ever, is to defend the fundamental freedom of the
Vincent Festa Justin Rowe minority against the impulse of the majority. The Civil the ballot. While residents of Topeka often dislike the
Rob Gilheany Joey Safdia Marriage Act is then consistent with these principles, tactics of the Phelps family, it is yet unclear what the
Sam Goldman Natalie Schultz not opposed to them. results of the ballot question-polled during a city pri-
Tara Lynn Groth Tom Senkus Finally, some opponents argue that a new insti- mary-will be.
Jackie Hayes Jorge Sierra tution of "civil unions" should be created to address the The people of Topeka should speak up to keep
Steph Hayes. Keith C. Smith need for some sort of legal recognition for same-sex their anti-discrimination laws in place, otherwise they
Adam Kearney Christine Tanaka- relationships. This is the jurisdiction of individual run the risk of creating a dangerous precedent in this
provinces, however. Furthermore, not only would the country. They will be denying minorities rights estab-
I-he caunr' 1CaLmte Claudia Toloza
inevitable differences in implementation seriously vio- lished in the Constitution, favoring instead arbitrary
Bill Lewis Morgan Wilding
late the ideal of equality, but the very creation of a sep- fervor disguised as morality. While they examine their
Antony Lin Chris Williams
arate institution also undermines the exact equality views, perhaps they will even look to the Prime
John Mascher Brian Wong Minister of Canada and recognize his recent decision
and fairness they seek to affirm.
Jamie Mignone Jessica Worthington Today, most of Canada .already recognizes civil for what it truly is: a step in the right direction.
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Subtlety --at Stony Br .ok
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On Wednesday, February 18 h, I between frantic photos, I watched Alix
in the cold stood outside the University perform her spoken-word act, where
Caf6, among a crowd of eager students she tells stories from her life, or what-
and visitors, waiting in earnest when ever is in the news, as the backdrop for
the doors would open, Tonight was the her poems. When she performs her
night I had heard about all semester; poetry, it is a sight to behold. Alix
the night that Alix Olson would per- manages to capture the various facets
form. I had heard about her several and struggles that women have faced
times last year, and almost non-stop as and still face in society today. Whether
the semester reached mid-February. it be about the courageous women in the
Extremely popular among the feminist past that have struggled so hard to fur-
and lesbian community, Alix Olson is a ther women's rights, or how she has to
folk poet that receives rave reviews for prove herself during the International
her vibrantly powerful form of slam Poetry Festival in Rotterdam,
poetry. But I had yet to see or hear her Netherlands (where she was one of two
perform, and as I waited, I thought to people chosen to represent America),
myself, "what introduction would be Alix manages to encapsulate the entire-
better than in person?" ty of the feminist movement in a beau-
When the sound check was over, tifully moving ballad of fury and rage.
we were allowed entry, and my friends Seeing her perform is like watching ten
and I quickly took over a large seating billion women over thousands of years
area near the stage, and continued chat- rise up against the hegemony of the
ting. The initial introductions were male patriarchy, no longer allowing
given by Saima\Anjan from the Students their voices to be silenced. She is fem-
For Choice, and an open mic ensued, inism incarnate.
where I had the pleasure of hearing Afterwards, Alix was kind
poetry from Eric Anderson and Rachel enough to take photos and give auto-
Kalish my WST 247 Professor and TA, graphs, and I left with such a surge-of
respectively. We were all in for a treat adrenaline that my hands shook for an
when a local openly gay comedian took hour afterwards. I came in knowing that
the stage. There were a handful of stu- I would be in for a treat, but I never
dents who found her jokes about looking could have guessed that I'd leave over-
like a fifteen-year old boy more than flowing with such raw emotion, and an
just amusing, it was their life story too! eagerness to put an end to the belliger-
Once Christine Tanaka from the Stony ent male chauvinism that pervades
Brook Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, every facet of American society.
Transgender Alliance took the stage to Alix Olson is world-reknowned
introduce Alix Olson, I found myself for her fiery brand of slam poetry. She
nervous and excited. I couldn't possi- has been featured in numerous televi-
bly have realized what would happen sion, radio, and print interviews, and
next. has headlined HBO's Def Poetry.
When Alix took the stage, the For more information, visit
crowd exploded with applause. In http://www.subtlesister.com/.
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spiritual link the people had with the land and world's arrogance in viewing the value of the
advocated for an extension of property rights to lives of individuals. Our media, typically, fol-
them. In essence, the government and govern- lows suit, caters to this negative, and oft times
ments were not providing these people with any superficial analysis of the situation.
of the benefits of being citizens of the nation of The tragedy here is not that a nun died
Brazil, so why should bureaucrats feel that they who dedicated her life to the service of the poor
could lay claim to the property on which these and dispossessed. This is sad, and albeit dis-
people lived. turbing news, no sane person would argue this
In recent weeks, threats on the nun's life point, the tragedy lies in the fact that murders even weirder. Apparently, DiMeo was robbing
had grown in intensity, however Sister Dorothy no less heartless and cold occur daily, but the jewelry stores in order, to support his heroin
remained candid'about the entire situation. In world didn't take notice until one of 'their own' habit. Furthermore, his own mother, Maryann
an interview with a popular local newspaper, was executed. Moments like this show that we, as Taylor-Casey drove, a getaway car during a
she had remarked, "no one would dare kill an an "advanced" civilization, have a long way to go December robbery. DiMeo's mother was not the
old lady like me." Unfortunately, for her, as in terms of valuing humanity as a whole, and only loved one involved in his crime spree.
well as the people she served, these killers were savoring the ethnic diversity we are privileged According to prosecutors, 23 year old Nicole
restrained by no such morals. Witnesses to have. When these people, possessed of nearly Pearce, who also uses heroin, was arrested in
reported that when confronted by her eventual. nothing are able to love their culture so much, Atlantic City when attempting to pay DiMeo's
killers, she stated that they had weapons and they are willing to stand against the insur- hotel bill shortly before he was arrested.
she had none but those of her lord, she proceed- mountable; we should be dumbstruck with awe. Casey's lawyer, Michael Soshnick stated during
ed to then read verses from her Bible. It was at We should pull our noses up out of the pages of a court appearance, "My client is the victim of
this time, onlookers claimed that the gunman the Post and witness what true bravery is. the evil actions of Chris DiMeo," believing that
he forced her to do heroin and commit the rob-
beries.
Nassau County prosecutor Robert
Biancavilla seemed hardy impressed by the
defense, commenting, "It's amazing the stuff he
can spin. He wants to paint her as a victim."
Presently, DiMeo, his mother, and girlfriend
are all behind bars in different facilities.
Old friends and childhood classmates
of DiMeo were shocked to find out that he had
committed the robberies and murders.
Opinions are mixed about DiMeo. Guido
Penafiel of Glen Cove noted, "As far as I knew
he was a short little chubby kid with freckles.
Even if he was a little bit of a troublemaker, I
never thought he'd do anything like this."
Other friends, like Abi Zied, commented that
there were signs of problems when he was
younger. "I know around the class he was con-
sidered tough for his size. You were always
hearing that Chris DiMeo got into another
fight."
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"Those who would exchange essential lib- to stop someone with their own reader from tak- Are we to be treated like animals in a zoo,
erty for a little temporary safety deserve nei- ing a peek at your private information? The to be tagged and monitored 24/7? Are we to be
ther liberty nor safety." State Department argues that the proposed tech- catalogued like boxes of merchandise in a ware-
- Benjamin Franklin nological additions to ID cards will make them house? Are we to be viewed as slaves, to be
harder to forge. That may be true, but it's also numbered and watched over lest we do some-
How would you feel to be treated as an true that such technology can be easily manip- thing to displease our corporate fascist mas-
animal in a zoo? If the proposed federalization ulated and the information can be accessed and ters? Are we to be treated like criminals in a
of driver's licenses, the Real ID Act (HR 418), abused far more easily than some are willing to maximum security prison, instead of free and
passes the Senate, we'll be on the road to further admit. Given the horror stories of identity theft sovereign individuals? These are the horrid,
invasions of our privacy and freedom. that thousands have faced in their lives, it yet unspoken and subtle, implications of the
Doubtless most people will argue that these new would be hasty and downright foolish to put Real ID Act.
regulations will protect us from terrorists and such personal information out there, when there Consider the example of a California
illegal immigrants. The media is pushing the is no guarantee that it will be secure from school that used RFID technology on its stu-
foolish idea that we have nothing to fear; the snooping busybodies and criminals. dents' ID cards-without the knowledge or con-
government, in all its wisdom, can be trusted to The third reason the Real ID Act is dan-- sent of either the students or their parents,
use this information wisely and judiciously. gerous is that it will neither stop illegal immi- Some would argue that this is harmless-why
This is utter nonsense. The Real ID Act is not gration nor stifle terrorism-its stated purpose- shouldn't a school be able to keep track of its
harmless to us, nor will it do anything at all to and it will not stop crime, drug trafficking, students? The problems are threefold: first,
make America safe. Instead, it will make us drunk driving, or thwart fraud as some have there's the problem of hackers and identity
less safe, not more. suggested. Rather, it can provide more opportu- thieves accessing information about students.
nities for innocent people to be taken advantage Also, one could argue that the school can have
A National ID Poses Threats To of and for abuses as mentioned above. The kids wear such ID badges on its property, but
Americans Electronic Frontier Foundation asserts: the kids obviously carry these things with them
all the time-does the school have a right to
The Real ID Act, and the de facto national ID effectively keep tabs on its students while they
card it creates, is dangerous to Americans for are off school property? More importantly, par-
several reasons, not the least of which is mas- ents and students alike were not even informed
sive violations of privacy. of the use of the RFID tags, nor were they asked
First, it gives the federal government to give consent. Keeping tabs on students with-
more power to collect and keep information on out informed consent from either the students
all of us-information that can be abused. The themselves or their parents is simply put,
proposed databases sanctioned by the Real ID unethical.
Act will be shared with Canada and Mexico, and Parents seemed to agree. One couple
there's no reason why, in this age of 'anything asserted, "Forcing our child to be tracked with
goes for the government,' an unscrupulous offi- a RFID device-without our consent or knowl-
cial can't give or sell this information to private edge-is a complete invasion of our privacy."
corporations for their own use, or even terror- Another seethed, "we don't want any child to be
ists-though it's more likely that the former will "Experience with smaller-scale identifi- tracked anywhere. Our children are not pieces
occur. Robert O'Harrow, author of the book No cation systems in the United States and with of inventory."
Place To Hide, warns that companies are setting national identification systems enacted else- SC6dric Laurant, Policy Counsel with the
up private intelligence services that can find or where suggest that at best they relocate crime Electronic Privacy Information Center [EPIC],
maintain information on any person for a fee. and more often cause wholesale violations of points out another potential threat posed by the
He states, "in many ways [they] do what James civil liberties without producing any crime- RFID IDs. "Forcing children to wear badges
Bond and his colleagues would have liked back fighting results, at least nothing comparable to around their necks displaying such sensitive
in the 6Q's movies except they do it faster and the efforts of law enforcement officers available information as their name, picture, grade and
*better in terms of finding links among people, at a fraction of the cost. Proponents have never school exposes them to potential discrimination
establishing patterns, you know, showing ten- commissioned studies about the psychological since the name of their school may disclose
dencies, risk assessment." He warns that high- impacts of national identification systems on their religious beliefs or social class."
ly private and personal information on a per- the populations who are subjected to them." The ACLU, EPIC, and the Electronic
son's background can become available for any- Just as drug laws do not prevent drug Frontier Foundation have joined together to
body who desires to check it out. One's privacy abuse or commerce, and gun control laws fail to challenge the school's use of RFIDs. But this is
would be lost in this system, to those who would thwart gun violence, a niational ID card will not just one school district in California; can simi-
make a profit off exposing your personal life. thwart terrorists or any other criminal that can lar stories be repeated across the country if the
Critics of the Real ID Act warn that government simply find ways to bypass the system. It Real ID Act, with its nationalized ID cards and
officials could hand information about citizens merely creates a false sense of security due to a databases, comes to fruition?
to such private investigation firms to be used as misplaced trust in government. Consider also that the new US passports
these companies see fit. will include RFID chips, which will include a
Such fears are not ungrounded, as this Are We Animals In A Zoo? holder's name, digital photo, and address. Here
hypothetical situation actually has precedent. we see the same issues with identity theft, pri-
According to the Cato Institute, a libertarian At any rate, consider this: the US govern- vacy rights, and abuse of information databases
think tank, until 1989 the Social Security ment can't properly educate our kids; it prom- and technology rearing their ugly heads. US
Administration disclosed Social Security num- ises to keep drugs off the streets yet can't keep regulations stipulate that certain countries
bers to the private sector. Moreover, the reason them out of its prisons; it promises to make us must add biometric information [such as finger-
why Stony Brook students nov use SOLAR ID safe yet can't find Osama bin Laden after sever- prints and DNA information] to their passports
numbers is because public outrage led to an end al years; it promises to bring freedom and in order for their citizens to have the right to
to the former practice of using Social Security democracy to the world yet subverts it here at visit without needing visas. These new pass-
numbers as ID numbers. But there's not much home; it promises to end poverty yet through ports are scheduled to appear in spring of this
to guarantee that in the future, information obscenely high taxes extorts money out of the year.
about citizens-presumably from one of the pro- hands of hard-working Americans who need it And keep in mind that the Real ID Act
posed databases-will never fall into unscrupu- to pay their bills; it promises economic pros- provides that the Department of Homeland
lous hands without our knowledge or consent. perity for all while giving tax breaks and priv- Security can order more kinds of information
Indeed, this situation is entirely possible., ileges specifically to its wealthy cronies;, and added to IDs as it sees fit. What kinds of infor-
The second reason the proposed national joins with drug companies and HMOs to mishan- mation-and how much-could this be? Nobody
ID is dangerous is that including DNA informa- dle medical care to the point where seniors must can say for sure. But do we really want to find
tion or fingerprints or radio tags (RFID tags) on buy drugs from Canada and sick people are tor- out? And at any rate, why should anybody have
ID cards-as the Act proposes-would be a gold tured with sky-high medical expenses (which the right to demand by force what is rightfully
mine for identity thieves. RFID tags transmit are artificially higher than their true market yours? What will keeping track of all of us
information about oneself to a computerized value). So my question is this: why should a achieve? It will not make anybody safer; it will
reader. Anyone with the skills and technology- government such as this be trusted with infor- merely create a false sense of security, while
and motive-could access this information with- mation about who we are, where we live, what we the real criminals and terrorists will still be
out you even knowing it. What's to stop a hack- do, what we have done, who we are, where we are perfectly capable of doing their vile deeds. A
er from accessing a database and taking your at any given point in time, who we associate
information to use as she or he sees fit? What's with; et cetera?
Peace- and Unease
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in theMiddle
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East ntinued...
By Joan Leong
due largely to the conflict of the Maronite continuously tries to take control of that region.
Christians and Shiite-Sunni Muslims that lived With pressures on Syria to pull out of Lebanon,
S. -. ., . ., and governed in Lebanon. These three religious the two have created a political alliance to with-
because if the Sunnis' voice is repressed in the groups each hold the top three positions in the stand the weight of the Western allies' demands.
new government, the insurgents will probably government and they have had many conflicts The recent public alliance could hinder the
never stop fighting. The violence has increased amongst each other. Mr. Hariri was a Sunni Palestinian and Israeli peace process. As for
since-the elections and the Sunnis are staging Muslim and his death could possibly rehash the the whole nuclear programs issue, Iran and the
more attacks than ever. On the eve of the bitter violence of the civil war all those years European Union are currently in negotiation
Shiites' most important holiday, 39 people were ago. The Western allies have agreed to put more and results will be clear in mid-March.
killed by Sunni insurgents. There is an pressure on Syria to pull its troops out and let President Khatami reiterates that Iran has no
extremely long road ahead for the citizens of the Lebanese govern on their own. However, intentions of creating nuclear weapons and
Iraq who just completed their first free elec- things just got more complicated when Iran and vowed to uphold their word of their promises
tions in over 50 years. The Shiites did not get Syria announced they have formed an alliance to from November, when Iran signed the Nuclear
the two thirds majority needed to control the handle the diplomatic pressures from the UN, Nonproliferation Treaty requiring only peace-
Assembly and now they have to work side by the US and Israel. What happens next? There is ful uses of the nuclear program.
side the Kurds and other parties to control the a major call for reform in the Lebanese govern-
fate of the 26 million people of Iraq. Finance ment, and as for its sketchy relationship with The Middle East continues to be a region
Minister Abdul-Mahdi, views this positively, Syria, we will have to wait and see. hounded by instability. With recent events in
because he believes Iraq will never maintain the past weeks, the ups and downs of the incon-
harmony, unless all the different sects of peo- sistent Middle East are apparent. Palestine and
ple have a voice in their government. However, Israel's truce is the beginning of future of peace
some Sunnis, disagree and they believe the elec- between rivaling nations, however they contin-
tions will create a "sectarian war." The Shiites' ue to face the opposition of other countries such
and Kurds' parties have asked the U.S. troops to as Iran. The Sudan region of Darfur is still in a
stay longer and help maintain peace while the horrendous condition with no Western allied
committee is still being formed. The Sunnis are forces lending much of a helping hand. The
still adamantly opposed to them. Iraq is an Western allies are resolute about trying to
intensely religious nation and it's hard to fore- maintain a lasting peace in the Middle East, yet
see how they will overcome their religious dif- blatantly ignore the ongoing genocide occurring
ferences to be able to work together. The Shiites in Darfur. Political funds have been handed out
and Kurds are more compromising on their _to recruit troops to create peace, but how is that
positions, arid are going to lengths to make sure ever going to happen when those very troops are
there is a position for a Sunni candidate to help fighting each other? Unless genuine interna-
draft the new constitution. They are still try- tional help is given, by sending troops to that
ing hard to overcome the memories of the tor- region, the progress of the ethnic cleansing civil
ment and anguish the Sunnis have inflicted on war is long from over. The Syrian and Lebanese
them alL those years, but they are making an conflict has the world's attention currently
effort to include the Sunni voice in the new con- because of the uncertainty of how the people
stitution. With such distressing history will respond in the following weeks. Will the
between these groups, only time will tell if the horrors and near destruction from Lebanon's
people of Iraq finally get some peace. civil war sixteen years ago arise again? The
United State's vision of a pro-US Iraq was van-
The Lebanon and Syrian Tension quished when the religious Shiites won most of
the seats over the US's preferred candidate
For fifteen years Lebanon suffered an Allawi. Now, the United States is seemingly just
all-out civil war where over 100,000 people going to let the divided religious groups in the
were killed. Then, in 1989, the war officially Assembly battle it out amongst themselves.. The
ended, and Syrian troops remained behind to Sunni-led terrorist attacks are still occurring
help maintain the peace and dissipate any trou- heavily. As for Iran, tensions are slowly
bles that may arise. That was sixteen years ago, Eyes on Iran mounting between the European Union and the
and Syrian troops still occupy Lebanon in large United States. Iranian troops have been ordered
amounts. They stayed under the approval of the The United States has been sending to gun down any suspicious aircraft flying over
Lebanese government and the Arab league. unmanned spy drones over Iran's airspace to their nuclear facilities. It is still early and the
However, Lebanon is now relatively stable, with spy on Iran's nuclear and military facilities. status of Iran's nuclear programs are uncertain,
its people having more freedom than many other The United States is suspicious of Iran's nuclear although that nation is adamant on keeping
Arab nations, and they want the Syrian troops developments, but Iranian officials reiterate them. Iran is also now linked to Syria and it
out. In 1004, the UN told the Syrian forces to that their nuclear production is strictly for will hinder the autonomy the Lebanese are try-
pull out, but they still remain. The Lebanese civilian energy. President Mohammad Khatami ing to get from the Syrians. Iran has been
people are fed up with the control and corrup- refuses to succumb to the pressures of Britain, labeled as a threat in President Bush's Axis of
tion of their government by top Syrian officials, France and Germany to permanently stop the Evil speech. While the Middle East is attempt-
who dominate behind the scenes. To put fuel on development of uranium. President Bush states ing peace, its efforts are still marginal in com-
the fire, their beloved former Prime Minister that the US has no intentions (as of right now) to parison to the tremendous unease and volatility
Rafik Hariri was killed on Valentine's Day. Mr. attack Iranian nuclear facilities, but he is that still lie ahead. Several leaders of the Arab
Lebanon, as he was frequently called, and six- strongly behind the European nations for their world are continuously meeting to discuss how
teen others were killed in a massive bomb attack diplomatic approach to convince Iran to stop to obtain a lasting peace among the Muslim and
in Beirut with over 137 injured. Hours later, their nuclear programs. On Friday, Russian Middle Eastern World. Will the continued
Hariri supporters pointed their fingers at the President Putin announces his confidence in diplomatic efforts from Western nations be
Lebanese government and the Syrians. His Iran's direction of their peaceful nuclear pro- effective? Will the Middle East ever see tran-
funeral on Wednesday turned into a chaotic grams. He does not believe that they are devel- quility despite the hostile religious differences
scene of anti-Syrian sentiment. Mourners oping enriched high levels of uranium for an embedded among its citizens for as long as any
called for the Syrian forces to leave their coun- atomic arsenal. President Putin will continue to of them can remember? With all the cata-
try and for the Lebanese puppet-of-Syria gov- support Iran in the technical and military strophic disasters and people dying around the
ernment to resign. Syria denies having any- fields. As for President Bush, he does not trust world, I truly hope for these disparate religious
thing to do with the assassination. Prime Iran, and wants to see further proof that their groups to find a common ground and maintain a
Minister Hariri had his share of political ene- nuclear programs are strictly what they claim lasting harmony. I wish for the end of the need-
mies, because he wanted to oust the Syrians they are. Iran is also still currently involved in less intentional murders of human beings by
from control of the government. International other conflicts with Middle Eastern nations. other human beings.
support has poured in and plans to investigate They are strongly against any diplomatic
and bring those responsible to justice are pro- process that might ensure that Israel become "The direct use of force is such a poor solution
ceeding. This attack could have disastrous legitimized as a Jewish State in the Middle East. to any problem; it is generally employed only
effects that are just bubbling on the surface. Iran is also supportive of several Palestinian by small children and large nations."
The civil war which ended sixteen years ago was militant forces active in southern Lebanon who - David Friedman
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Gay Mariage Attorney GeneralGones
Politics and the Use of Abuse
By Tiffany Russo
Continued... With the start of George W. Bush's sec-
ond term, came the changing of many adminis-
trative positions. One of the more scary and
the general riessage of this memo and the poli-
cies on prisoner treatment that Gonzales has
helped to draft "created the atmosphere"
alarming new recruits is the newly elected which led to the abuses at Abu Ghraib.
successor to Attorney General John D. In the memo, Gonzales argues that
Ashcroft, even though nobody is as terrifying Bush's beloved war on terror makes the Geneva
equal marriage benefits to same-sex and het- and startling as Ashcroft singing "Let the Conventions "obsolete" and "renders quaint
erosexual couples, by claiming that this law Eagle Soar." Alberto R. Gonzales began his some of its provisions." In August of 2002,
was also illegal and would force businesses career in the Texas Supreme Court (appointed, another memo from the Justice Department's
that objected to same-sex partnerships (for not surprisingly by our very own prez, then Office of Legal Advising made implications
example, religious organizations) not to do governor, George Bush), most likely ordering that the torturing of Al Qaeda detainees abroad
business with the city. Now, you can agree, kegs and coke for their weekly hoedowns at the "may be justified" and that international laws
disagree, or be thoroughly confused by the ranch. He also served as Texas's secretary of regarding such abuses could be unconstitu-
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put activism above the law an anti-gay hyp- January of 2001. Senate As soon as this memo
ocrite. Democrats are most skep- became public, our fick-
I'm not letting the mayor off complete- tical of Gonzales's le friend Mr. Gonzales
ly. Being on speaking terms with gay rights involvement in the pris- claimed that the memo
organizations is not enough to call oneself a oner abuses at Abu was irrelevant, unneces-
friend to the gay community. Even if he does- Ghraib and Guantanamo sary, and overbroad.
n't agree with them on everything, the obliga- Bay. Granted, Gonzales is Gonzales's faith in the
tion to find some common ground and act on it making history by Justice Department
falls to him as well, because homophobia does becoming the first lawyers means that he
exist in the city. Our schools, our jobs, our Hispanic Attorney also supports their
streets are not safe places for gay persons, and General in U.S. history, claims that physical
His Royal Bureaucratic Highness surely can he is still making it even abuse of prisoners was
throw a monkey wrench somewhere into the more clear to me, and not torture unless it was
hopetully many more of
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system to make the city a safer place. Mayor
Bloomberg isn't the type to run around rally- you, that the administration is choosing offi- to...serious physical injury, such as death or
ing for racial justice or reproductive choice, cials based on who kisses more ass and is least organ failure." Also noting that mental abuse
for example, yet he has promoted both by likely able to maintain an independent, or dif- is torture only if it causes "lasting psycholog-
pushing for accountability in the city's public fering opinion. As Dan Eggen, of the ical harm." Doesn't any and all mental abuse
schools and mandating that medical schools Washington Post stated, Bush selected his "top cause "lasting psychological harm"? I .don't
provide classes on performing abortions. As lawyer and longtime friend to guide the war on know, maybe I'm wrong, but this seems to be
far as I can tell, the mayor has never done a terrorism and lead the federal government's consistent with the Administration's wordplay
similar campaign against homophobic harass- largest law enforcement agency." and mind games, of which no one should ever
ment, either by acting within the system or A memo written in January 2002, stat- have to get used to. According to The Nation,
lobbying the state legislature. I think I've ed that the Bush Administration should be the Justice Department has recently slipped
changed my mind. Mayor Bloomberg is an cautious of allowing negative prisoner treat- some more clever, appeasing statements
opportunistic anti-gay hypocrite who doesn't ment, which could be deemed "war crimes," regarding their beliefs that the international'
care about the real people. unless they first agreed with the Justice and legal laws regarding prisoners fully pro-
But all is well with the world, because Department attorneys who have decided, con- motes fair and humane treatment to all, even
now he's going to lobby for same-sex marriage. veniently enough, that the Geneva Conventions those captured during the "war on terror." Is
At least, that's what I'm supposed to say. Well, do not apply to Al Qaeda and Taliban captives it just me or does it seem like the Justice
I'm not falling in line. Why is it marriage, and being held at Guantanamo Bay. Gonzales later Department just can't make up its mind? If all
not violence, harassment, or simple homopho- claimed that he felt complaints about the memo of these laws and regulations are honored, then
bia or ignorance that gets all the attention were taken out of context. However, the State how did the Abu Ghraib abuses occur (oh I for-
anyway? I could never understand that. Why Department requested that the President not got it was, those few "bad apples") and what
is it among all the issues we could be having a follow the advice of the Justice Department. about all those people at Guantanamo Bay who
national debate about, it just so happens we're This is the point at which Georgie's loyal are being held without the right to a trial and
fighting over the one status quo that is the friend Alberto decided to send him a nice lit- attorney (a policy of which Gonzales publicly
least repressive, the most supported among the tle memo reassuring him that the Justice defended despite its rejection by the U.S.
general public, and requires the most radical Department's assessment is valid, therefore Supreme court). Well, in light of our bleak
reform to eliminate? Isn't that a waste of ener- basically stating that it's OK to use torture and future of four more years of Bush and his new
gy? Why have the powers that be decided to not follow any human rights rules because we accomplice, as Charles Schumer put it, " he's a
alienate the greatest number of honest people have made some exceptions. Critics say that better candidate than John Ashcroft."
with their choice of battles? There are many
right-of-center Americans who find anti-gay
harassment appalling. Why do I suspect that
even if Mayor Bloomberg pledges tomorrow to
eliminate homophobic violence (which he
won't), if he does another anti-gay marriage
thing he will become more ostracized, not less?
We have a very bad situation here. Most
elected officials, like most people, are clueless
about gay issues (the same also holds true for
racial minority issues, working class issues,
etc.). Those few people who want to do things
right are ignored, attacked, or fed misinforma-
tion by the radicals, while those who don't care
but are willing to get elected mimic whatever
irrational agendas the activists preach. And
meanwhile, the people who are most vulnerable
remain silenced and victimized. I have just one
more question: who is on their side?
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Silicon Gandhi:
CivilDisobedience in the Digital Age
By Michael Prazak
A collection of dispossessed citizens arena. Eventually, as in this world, perceived. ry of a computer? Some have labeled this as an
gathered together recently to protest a per- inequalities would possibly crop up. That is act of cyber terrorism, which seems nearly
ceived inequality existing in their world. precisely what happened when the character organic in this day and age. However, both seem
Rights were not being recognized, and the pow- class of Warrior, in the game, felt that the a bit extreme when dealing with the world of
ers that be seemed to unfairly dole out game's creators and implementers had violated video games.
allowances to certain classes. This is the stan- their rights of equality. Not on par with the It is fascinating to note that, although
dard setting for injustice, the means by which other classes in the game; they felt the weaken- these characters existed purely in concept,
revolutions are born. However, this particular ing of their class was premeditated and doled their creators were rational enough to direct
moment is fascinating for the medium through out unfairly, providing no means by which the their grievance in a similar manner. They did-
which it occurred and the manner that it was warrior class could compete with others in the n't, in pure anger and rage, storm the offices of
implemented. game. In reaction to this, a group of similar Blizzard Inc. and slaughter the staff. Instead
The individuals involved in this moment minded individuals decided to stage a protest. they hit them where it hurts, they created a sit-
of protest were conjured out of thin air, their uation that forced the powers that be to sit up
existence debatable and their importance negli- and notice. Although it inconvenienced many
gible. They stepped forth from the ether of the innocent patrons of the game, the protesters also
Internet and shouted in the voices they were have to be credited with taking a logical course
allowed. The virtual world they hoped to change of action, given their few options. Rather than
was that created in the game, World of Warcraft, .being charged with the murders of various pro-
and the lives they hoped to liberate were those grammers, they simply had their accounts
of their characters, freed from the perceived banned.
injustices levied on them by the game's moder- It's a little upsetting that, in this world,
ators and creators, Blizzard Inc. people are willing to dedicate themselves to
A little back story is necessary, espe- What they did was all create new warrior char- protests involving the slighting of a gnome war-
cially for those not acquainted with this game, acters at the same time and ran them into the rior in the world of Azeroth, but will not bat an
as the concept of people living existences in same area. They then allowed their numbers to eye to the real horrors occurring in our world.
virtual fantasy worlds, attempting to replicate grow until the server status was either compro- Perhaps it's only when people are personally
the "real" world, is a bit foreign to many. The mised or greatly weakened as reports of the affected that any changes even begin to take
game of World of Warcraft is within the Role- result of this were mixed. place. But at least this gives us a clue, maybe if
Playing genre and, in particular, the sub-genre Many of the masterminds behind this we can connect everyone to the personal and
of Massively Multiplayer Online Games. Put event had their accounts discontinued, and human aspect that involves us all, we may final-
simply, people play a game through a constant- many others faced brief account suspensions. ly be able to implement change. However, a uni-
ly evolving proto-social being refered to as But the question still-remains, what precisely versal quality of man existed is one of those
either their character or avatar. This being should one call this strange and unique moment ideas that has been debated by the most intelli-
interacts with a fully integrated, and all perme- in Internet history? For instance, can this be gent minds the human race has ever had to offer,
ating, virtual world within which, typically, up properly called a protest, as those who were and an answer doesn't seem forthcoming. Oh
to thousands of other "avatars" also exist. dispossessed were comprised of photons blink- well. In the meantime, at least my gnome will
So we have the setting for a virtual social ing on a screen transmitted through the circuit- have his rights!
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Vintage Style
By Laura Positano
Have you ever noticed how old styles come yard sales et cetera actually have good finds. sales, but no luck, then try Internet web sites
back into vogue, decades later? The two most It is also possible that your grandmother that sell vintage clothes.
obvious examples are miniskirts and bellbot- may have outfits lying around from her youth. The web site of Screaming Mimi's, which
toms. Fashions originally from the 1960s and As long as it is not filled with holes from moth sells clothes and accessories dating from the
the 1970s were popular in the 1990s. Now, in bites, her old sweaters can be like new. 1950s and beyond, sells accessories on their
2005, people are still looking back in time for Decades-old dresses may need the zipper to be web site for cheap, reasonable prices.
inspiration for what to wear. While the 1960s fixed and buttons may need to be mended, but Remember those slap bracelets you would some-
still has an influence on fashion (ponchos and other than that, it is likely to be relatively low how convince your mom to buy you? That's
bohemian prints), now the 1940s is where it's maintenance. After a good washing and mend- right; they have costume jewelry from the
at. Pencil skirts, luxurious fabric, full skirts, ing, that dress will be ready for action! 1980s.
feminine sweaters, even corsets, starred in Even if you can not find anything remote- Enjoy your journey into fashion history.
Manhattan's Fashion Week. These designs are ly reminiscent of the 1940s in thrift stores, You may find yourself shocked at how an outfit
beautiful and romantic, yard sales, or grandma's closet, do not give up that has a history can be so soothing. Perhaps
These silhouettes evoke a mood, a tem- hope. The fact is, many fashions from the you will start imagining what the original wear-
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niscent of a young Lauren Bacall, Crinoline skirts (one of the ways tasizing that they were Ingrid Bergman or
appearing sophisticated and women of the 1950s achieved that Lauren Bacall, romancing the suave men of the
independent standing alongside full skirted look) are a really good cinema of their time? Did they want to inspire
Humphrey Bogart. The full skirts rare find. Evening gowns, mini a certain image that could only be attained by
evoke the mutual vulnerability dresses, and ethnic-inspired wearing such apparel?
and the romance between Ingrid dresses of the 1960s and 1970s, Whatever the original wearer's purpose
Bergman and Humphrey Bogart in can make a unique, hip statement for choosing that same outfit, you live in a dif-
Casablanca. at a party. ferent period than they did. You can do more
However nostalgic these If you are lucky, you could than just look independent. You can be inde-
fashions are, they are also unat- stumble upon a comfortable pair pendent. Fashion was at times one of the only
tainable for the average college of vintage jeans, or a stunning vin- ways women could express themselves until the
woman. Yet, if you can not afford tage dress at a yard sale for the women's movement of the 1960s through the
to spend a considerable amount same amount you would pay for an 1970s. As a result, fashions now considered
for such a wardrobe, you have overpriced campus lunch. Or at vintage once held considerable power. Respect
many options. You could get a least you will find a witty Peanuts and acknowledge that by making certain you
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knock off in H&M TJ Maxx, or pin, costing twenty- ve cents,
go to the local thrift like this writer did at a yard sale. If grandma
other retailers. You can
store and see if you can find something old but threw out all her fabulous fashions, and you
and other stains that can't be removed. Wear
in decent condition. Sometimes, neighborhood have gone to thrift stores and frequented yard
vintage, and you'll transcend fashion trends.
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national ID and database system will not and ing. Last semester I participated in a debate argue that it one has "nothing to nhide, tneres
cannot prevent crime or terrorism. That is the about whether there ought to be a national DNA no. reason why one should fear surveillance.
central truth of the matter that power-hungry registry, and I argued on the con side, of course. This argument is absurd. Do you own yourself,
politicians fail to realize. But what I heard from my opponents alarmed or does the state own you? I say: you own your-
.The Patriot Act provides very broad and me; they felt that the ends somehow justified the self, and your right to privacy is an obvious
vague definitions of what terrorism is, and gives, means, and a mandatory, state-sanctioned reg- extension of this principle. It's bad enough the
the government a lot of power to declare citizens istry was acceptable and even necessary-their government is keeping lots of information on
as "enemy combatants." This means that any- supposedly free citizens; now it wants even
body could potentially be targeted for engaging more, and it wants to make it even easier to
in activities that the state doesn't like-antiwar gather and use this information-and for what?
demonstrators have already been targeted, as The Real ID Act's biggest drawback is that it is
well as. law-abiding Arabs and Muslims. The a morally questionable violation of one's right
Real ID Act continues this strategy. Will you be to privacy.
kept safe and secure? No. You will be watched, Yet, some argue that if one has "nothing to
and not by benign eyes. To those in charge, you hide," one should not fear the bill's totalitarian
will be viewed as little more than an animal- provisions. Others argue that people's privacy
your right to privacy does'not exist in their is already being violated as it is; further viola-
eyes. Your right to live your life without the tions are therefore acceptable. They are wrong.
government and its corporate cronies snooping crimes. Their view was this: If we can help peo- Not only that, they have a poor understanding of
on you is laughable to them. Your right to live ple, then we should do it at any and all cost! the core principles under which this, nation was
free is unthinkable to those who view your lib- Never mind that there is little evidence that founded-it is shameful that such legislation is
erty as expendable. such a registry could actually solve more even being seriously considered in the first
crimes. Never mind the massive violations of place.
A Moral Outrage human rights, the amount of needless bureau- What the government is doing with this
And yet people accept this outrage; they cracy -that would be created, and the threat of national ID card scheme is nothing less than
fail to see the threats to their individual rights abuse of the DNA information involved in such fascist. It is symbolic of a culture of surveil-
through this totalitarian scheme. Within a span an enterprise. Never mind that our justice sys- lance akin to Soviet Russia or Nazi Germany or,
of two hundred years, America has transformed tem is based on the principle that one is inno- for that matter, Big Brother's Oceania. If the
from a relatively free country, with minimal cent until duly proven guilty-and that such a Real ID Act passes in Congress, what will the
government intervention in people's private registry ignores that premise. Never mind that repercussions be for ordinary, law abiding, lib-
lives, to'a socialist monster that threatens our my opponents in the debate were--unwittingly- erty-loving Americans? And more crucially:
natural liberty and dignity. Americans have arguing in favor of expanding ,state power to what will come next? We must all shout "No!" to
gone from a hardy, freedom-loving people to a totalitarian proportions, at the expense of their this outrage if we value our lives and freedom
childlike mass that trusts and even worships own liberty and dignity. One girl even had the and dignity. Those who exchange freedom for a
the state. And this is the true tragedy of mod- gall/to say that "Privacy is a privilege." false sense of security deserve neither security
ern America; that infringements on one's pri- Privacy is not a privilege. It is a funda- nor freedom.
vate life are tolerated anrd even defended.
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Stop All the Skin-Scapes
By Lena Tumasyan
World Now On the evening of Wednesday, February
the 1 6 th, 2005, Angela Freiberger, a graduate
student of the Master of Fine Arts [MFA] pro-
"sewn shut" by the zipper and from which the
"evil snake" emerged. Perhaps the artist did
not mean this, perhaps she did, but that is what
gram here in Stony Brook, presented her new I personally was able to see. Another one I
[Special Edition] work. The location of the performance and art
exhibition was in the Latin American and
Caribbean Studies Center [LACS] gallery, which
enjoyed was a large bird tattoo on top of which
two belts were placed. I questioned Freiberger
about this piece, who by the way was very warm
For the poster part of the exhibit, combine to create an enchanting swirling or col-
Freiberger displayed overlayed art. She took oration and design. As you view one piece from
photographs of marble statues and oil paintings the side, a face emerges, from another you can
from the Metropolitan Museum of Art and com- see the texture of the skin. This is a quick
bined on top photographs of her own tattoos or gallery on campus that is worth viewing. Albeit
of her models' tattoos. The result was a mixing the video won't be displaying, because the room
and molding of different art types to create a is used as a classroom most of the time, if you
swirl of artistic interpretation. When looking ever get the chance to explore art in the SBS
at one poster [and most were quite big-about 22" building, don't pass this location up.
x 28"], it seems like you can visualize many On a final note, Angela Freiberger was
things from each one. For example, one poster originally from Rio de Janeiro and has been liv-
named "Venus' Snake and Elbow" featured a zip- ing in New. York for approximately 4-5 years.
per running along two elbows that were close Art has been in her system since she was 8
together and a snake coming out from the top of years old and she is still finding new ways of
the zipper. I interpreted it was a commentary of expressing herself today. She was a teacher's
FGM [female genital mutilation] because the assistant in the Staller Center last semester and
elbows looked like female genitalia, which was is teaching sculpture there this -semester.
Stop All the World Now is not horrible;
it is very relaxing and melodic. The guitar in I
most of the songs is quite nice and soothing, but
his vocals and lyrics do not seem like they are
coming from him. It is almost like Day really
does have emotions and talent, but there is a
producer standing behind him, holding him
back. His songs are very impersonal and some-
times dull. Day's music style is a mix between
Dave Mathew's Band, Radiohead and Vanessa
Carlton, which is really hard to imagine, but it's
true. They literally must have combined all of
those artists to make Stop All the World Now.
He uses vocals that are similar to those found on
Radiohead's Pablo Honey, he uses piano style
similar to Vanessa and a folk sound like
Mathew's. When looking for the Howie' Day web-
site, I found that there are many Howie Day fan
sites. He seems to have a strong following, so
maybe his other albums show Howie's real pas-
sion and emotion.
Howie Day is definitely a promising
young artist, who does have potential. I hope to
hear more of his music in the future. His voice
will take him places, once he comes into his own
sound and style. I would recommend to give
Stop All the World Now [Special Edition] a lis-
ten so that you could hear for yourself this tal-
ented artist.
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John Legend Get Hitch Soundtack Revi ew
By Melanie Donovan
Lifed Review For all of you who do not know what
Hitch is, it is a romantic comedy staring Will
Smith and the guy from that show. If you want-
"One two, tell me what you got / Let me slip my
quarters inside your slot to hit the jackpot...
Here comes the brother with glow / A strugglin',
By Justin Rowe ed a review of the movie, see it yourself, because bubblin' overweight lover hurt prone." How
John Legend, a new R&B artist, is a I will never ever see that movie, no matter how romantic.
breath of fresh air to an otherwise stale genre. many times I see that stupid commercial with Earth, Wind & Fire make two appear-
Aside from artists like Usher and R. Kelly, most the guy from that show dancing like an idiot. I ances on this album, along with The O'Jays,
Rhythm and Blues music suffers from the same just thought I should clear that up before we Jimmy Cliff and Martha Reeves & the Vandellas.
tired cliches. After a while, one can tire of start with the soundtrack. And finally, this soundtrack has The
unimaginative lyrics that frequently prelude to The Hitch soundtrack is a compilation of Temptations' song "I Can't Get Next to You,"
"getting your freak on" and numerous tales of new and old songs that are featured in the movie which is definitely the best song on here. So if
wild sex. (I guess). So let's run through the songs. I you somehow stumble across this album, just
This album is not your typical R&B found that a lot of the new singers on this album listen to this song over and over because this
album. With the production power of Grammy are almost identical to singers that are already song is awesome and so are The Temptations.
award winning artist Kanye West and others, out there today. The first song is by a young Seeing as I got a "shout out" in Mike Prazak's
Legend (who also produced a few songs and pret- singer named Amerie with a song called "1 last article, he will get his well deserved recog-
ty much wrote the entire album) creates music Thing." The music in the song is very upbeat nition in this article. I am reviewing the Hitch
that is timeless and for the most part tasteful. and not too bad, but her voice and lyrics are soundtrack because Mike said he would do it,
The lead single "Ordinary People" is a very similar to other solo African-American but alas, he did not. Although if he did write it,
great'love song, that actually sounds like a love female artists. I would say she is comparable to I have a feeling it would be called, "Hi Will
song, and not a mass manufactured "love" song Ashanti, but then Ashanti is comparable to Smith, I Will Have Sex With You!" And that
that is passed out on the radio lately. "Number Janet Jackson, so no one is original here. The would pretty much sum up the Hitch sound-
One," produced by Kanye West, also features next up-and-coming artist on this CD is John track.
the "College Dropout" backing Legend with a few Legend. When I listened to his song I thought he
hip-hop lyrics. Thankfully the guest appear- was trying to sound like Stevie Wonder, and
ances by rappers are kept at a minimum (the then I realized it was a Stevie Wonder song,
other one being none other than Snoop Dogg in "I "Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing." Meleni Smith
Can Change," in which Snoop actually compli- has a song on here called "Happy," and she
ments him pretty well). sounds exactly like Nelly Furtado. I hate Nelly
As for theirest of the album, it starts off Furtado, but I did give Meleni a chance by going
with a high tempo number appropriately titled to her website to find out more about her. Her
"Let's Get Lifted." At the album's midpoint it website was entitled, "the Meleni eXperience."
starts to slow down, beginning with "Ordinary Do I go around calling my music reviews "the
People." After this it offers some great slow Melanie eXperience?" No, I.do not; because
songs that you can probably listen with your these reviews are certainly no eXperience, and
significant other. neither was her website.
One treat near the end of the album has A DJ by the name of Mark Ronson has a
Legend and his own family singing with him in song on here called "Ooh Wee." I was hesitant to
"It Don't Have to Change." That song, and others listen to it because of its name, but then I
on this album, make it worth the $10-$18 it noticed it was featuring Ghostface Killah, Nate
costs for this particular CD. Surprisingly, Dogg and some other rappers. Then I started
music lovers everywhere recently made this thinking about the 1994 hit "Regulate," by
album certified gold. Appropriately enough in Warren G and Nate Dogg. So screw the "Ooh
due time, John Legend will be a Legend in his Wee" song, let's hear some tasteful lyrics from
own right very soon. "Regulate". "It was a clear black night/ A clear
white moon / Warren G was on the streets /
Note: John Legend will be opening Trying to consume." Pure poetry, why don't we
for Alicia Keys at Radio City Music Hall have-lyrics like this in rap music today?
April 4/22-23 and at the NJ Pac in Oh, snap! Heavy D & the Boyz are on this
Newark, NJ on 4/24 soundtrack with "Now That We Found Love."
Lost- The Best Damn Show on TV
By David K. Ginn
When I first watched ABC's Lost I was Review: Episode 5: White Rabbit
captivated. Never before had I seen something so
fantastic, so diverse. I immediately downloaded The second part of the pilot is awesome, Stressed out by his responsibilities on
all the episodes (well, immediately doesn't real- stretching out the energy flow from the first part the island, Jack begins to follow a mysterious
ly describe it, considering it took two weeks for but not breaking it. The lack of a major action man through the jungle who may not really be
them all to finish) and watched them from the sequence is made up for with the now-famous there. Meanwhile, the survivors are thirsty for
beginning. "polar bear scene". Also, the insights into the water and it appears that someone has been
The show is about a plane that crashes on characters lets us know where the show is going. keeping a private stash.
an island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, and It should be noted that this is the last episode
about the lives and stories of those who have to that isn't centered around any particular char- Review:
band together to survive. Lost has everything: acter (which becomes the theme of the show), and
drama, action, emotion, comedy; there is some- it serves as a smooth segue. A good episode, one that keeps your
thing for everybody in this show. attention the entire time. It's a Jack episode,
One of the great things about Lost is the Rating: ******** [8 out of 10] and so far Jack's flashbacks have been downbeat
room the writers have to work with. Out of the and very noir-like. In other words: really awe-
forty-eight survivors the first season deals pri- some, but on a different level. The back story
marily with fourteen major characters. This offsets the pace of the episode wonderfully,
enables the writers to create any type of charac- although there are some story-telling elements
ter for the later seasons, and the audience will that seem a bit clich6.
accept that they've been there the entire time.
Created by Alias creator J.J. Abrams and Rating: ******** [8 out of 10]
co-created with executive producer Damon
Lindelof, Lost first premiered this past Episode 6: House of the Rising Sun
September and instantly became a phenomenon
among both critics and audiences alike. If you After Jin, the non-English speaking
haven't gotten your ass in gear to watch the show, Korean man, attacks Michael, the group holds
then you better start now. him as prisoner until they can figure out what
Most likely if you haven't started watch- happened. Meanwhile his repressed wife Sun
ing it's because you don't want to start in the looks back on their lives together. Jack tries to
middle. It is for this reason that I present you set up an alternate camp in the caves, but not
with a complete episode guide, starting from the everyone is eager to join.
first episode and extending to the last episode
that aired. The next episode, In Translation,will Review:
air on Wed. February 23, at 8pm. Get up and get
into it, because if you don't you're missing out Simply beautiful. The episode itself is
on a lot. decent, but it's the flashbacks that really cap-
Here's the episode guide for you, eager ture your attention. There aren't any cop-outs
reader, complete with my own individual here; all the flashbacks are subtitled, the way
reviews and ratings: Episode 3: Tabula Rasa they should be. In the end you feel pretty damn
good about things. Very well written, once again.
Episode 1: Pilot [Partl] As the life of the U.S. Marshall traveling
on board hangs in the balance, Jack and Sawyer Rating:******** [ 8 out of 10 ]
After their plane crashes, forty-eight argue over the "right thing to do". Meanwhile,
people are stranded on an island somewhere in Jack and the obese but loveable Hurley discover Episode 7: The Moth
the Pacific. Jack, a spinal surgeon, does his best Kate's big secret and we find out what happened
to help the wounded as they recover from the to her before she boarded the doomed flight. When the survivors try to make the caves
crash. Afterwards Kate, a mysterious young hospitable Jack gets trapped inside and only
woman, and Charlie, an ex-rock star, go on a Review: Charlie can save him. Meanwhile, Locke contin-
search for the cockpit. This is the first of the flashback ues to help Charlie with his addiction as we
episodes, and it's done very well. More impor- learn more about Charlie's troubled past.
Review: tantly though, the format is introduced softly
and inconspicuously. It won't be until you watch Review:
The first episode is absolutely amazing. a few episodes that you'll actually catch on to the
The action is incredible, and the scenes of the structure of the show. Kate's story is a bit weak, Ah, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Charlie is
aftermath are horrifying. We're introduced but it's all okay because you have the rest of the the greatest. This episode did what I hoped it
slowly to some main characters while the others episode to back it up. would do with his character; he's fleshed out,
stay in the background as extras. Some of the and you realize that there is a reason for every-
episodes climax comes off as a bit silly, but it's Rating: ******* [7 out of 10] thing he's become. This is also where we get the
easily overlooked with so much else going on. most distinct idea of what sort of role Locke has
Episode 4: Walkabout on the island. Don't miss this episode, please.
Rating: ********* [9 out of 10]
After the camp is attacked by wild boars, Rating: ******** [8 out of 10]
Episode 2: Pilot [Part 2] the mysterious Locke leads Michael and Kateon
a hunt for food. Meanwhile Claire, the sweet and Episode 8: Confidence Man
After the trio returns to the beach camp, very pregnant Aussie, tries to convince Jack to
Sayid, and ex-Iraqi soldier, tries to get the read the names of the dead from the flight man- When Shannon suffers an asthma attack
newly-found transceiver working. A young man, ifest during a mass funeral ceremony. Jack has Jack and Sayid bully Sawyer into giving up the
Boone, and his nagging sister Shannon join him, his reservations though, and it turns out Locke medicine he's allegedly hiding. In the meantime
Charlie, Kate, and the hot-tempered southerner has secrets of his own. Kate tries to uncover the secrets of Sawyer's life,
Sawyer into the mountains to get the transceiver while Sayid faces the decision of doing some-
working. Meanwhile, Michael, an estranged Review: thing he thought he'd never do.
father who just recently gained custody of his
eight-year old son Walt after Walt's mother Wow. Simply... amazing. Just see it. Review:
died, tries to please him by finding his pet dog.
Rating: ********** [10 out of 10] Sawyer is awesome. He has a nickname
Lost - The Best Damn Show on TV Continued...
an hriad elanadeprrvlto By David K. Ginn
for every single character, andhe,'s such an ass- and Charlie, and we learn a deeper revelation Locke and Michael go head-to-head when
hole that you know he has to have a softer side. about Jack's relationship with his father. Walt insists on learning to hunt. Meanwhile a
The episode works, and the flashbacks pay off in troubled Charlie deals with his guilt and his
the end. You'll be thinking after this one. Review: anger as the soft-spoken Rose tries to help him
get back on his feet.
Rating: ******** [8 out of 10] Wow. This episode will keep you capti-
vated. Some of the most intense moments to ever Review:
Episode 9: Solitary be on TV are captured here, and if you don't come
close to tears at least once I question your Ah, finally, at last, it's Michael and
humanity. Well, I guess it's okay if you don't, Walt's episode. I'd been waiting for this a long
but still the episode's that damn good. Jack's time, and I must say I was not disappointed. The
back story is dark and intriguing, giving you a back story is captivating and the episode brings
movie you could watch on its own. The juxtapo- back the fast-paced action you've been waiting
sition of these deep, conversation heavy scenes for. The episode is moving, chilling, and most
with the intense chase across the jungle is mes- definitely one of the best so far,
merizing. I was in my seat for about ten minutes
after the episode ended, still captured by the Rating: ******** [8 out of 10]
world of Lost. This was the last episode before
the winter hiatus, so we all had to wait a while Episode 15: Homecoming
for the next episode. That's okay, because this
episode served as a perfect "mini-finale" on its After Claire's return the survivors must
own. defend the camp against the ravenous kidnapper
Ethan. Meanwhile Charlie must get over the guilt
Rating: ********* [9 out of 10] of Claire's abduction, especially after he learns
that she has no memory of anything that hap-
Episode 12: Whatever the Case May Be pened after the crash.
When Claire tells Jack she was attacked When Locke and Boone ponder over their
during the night Jack suspects she might be suf- recent discovery Locke must take extreme meas- Charlie's second episode isn't as strong
fering hallucinations. As a result of the shake- ures to keep Boone from spreading panic among as his first but it works nonetheless. The back
u.p Hurley begins a census based on the passen- the others. As Boone contemplates his relation- story is much less broad but that's part of what
ger manifest, and Sayid returns from the jungle ship with Shannon, Hurley must make amends makes it so good. The best thing about the
with information that the others might not be with Jin in order to get some fresh food. episode, though, is the standoff against Ethan.
ready to hear. It's one of those rare moments when all the char-
Review: acters are working together, despite their indi-
Review: vidual problems. It also shows what would hap-
A much better episode than the last one, pen when you put these characters on the hunt,
This is where the show starts to latch even though the 'surprise ending' was somewhat and how their primal instincts emerge.
onto its subplot and stick with them. Claire's anticipated. It's still amazing, and a crucial
back story is touching, and the events leading up scene -between Hurley and Jin will have you Rating: ******** [8 out of 10]
to the eventual cliffhanger are chilling. This is laughing to tears.
also where we see a deeper connection between Oh, boy. I'm laughing just thinking about Episode 16: Outlaws
many of the characters, making the ending that it.
much more meaningful. The episode leaves you Wondering about Sawyer goes on a hunt for a boar he
a lot of things, mostly about the true nature of swears "has it in for him". Meanwhile, Charlie
Rating: ******** [8 out of 10] the island and its other inhabitants. goes through a tough recovery from his brush
with death as Kate follows Sawyer into the jungle
Episode 11: All the Best Cowboys Have Rating: ******* [7 out of 10] on an errand that may be a little more than busi-
Daddy Issues ness-related.
Episode 14: Special
Jack and Kate go on a search for Claire
Lost Is Awesome Review of Sam Goldma n's
By David K. Ginn
Birthday Party
By Dustin Herlich
Sam Goldman, former managing editor had a blast, and we loved meeting his little
of The Stony Brook Press, is now 25 years old. brother. It's kind of like mini-Sam. Clearly,
His family was gracious enough to invite us to all the things that I have to say about the expe-
a dinner in his honor at the Baku Palace in rience are rave reviews, and I can only image
Brooklyn. Not only was this fabulously gener- that everyone else who was there feels the same
ous of the Goldman family, the party itself was way. I just hope that Sam himself had as good
spectacular. Not only was the food non-stop, it a time as we did.
was impossible to stop eating it. I thought
everything was delicious, except the vodka. I
really can't drink, and don't like vodka any-
how, so I guess that doesn't matter much, then.
What was good, though, was the white wine.
Sweet, not too dry, exactly how I like it. I
believe it was a Muscatel. How bad can a party
be when it has two dessert courses?
The entertainment was several fold.
First, we had the hired singers. They were the
normal performers scheduled for that night, I
assume, since the restaurant wasn't exclusive-
ly for the use of the Goldman family. The qual-
ity of voice mattered little, if at all, for the
male singer was wearing a fully leather suit,
and the woman was dressed as something akin
Review: to an inexpensive street worker. That alone
was worth the price of admission. Getting a
This is one of those episodes in which the good look at everyone around us was even bet-
pacing of both the flashback and the episode seem ter. Throw into the mix the fact that one of the
to flow at an even speed. The mood is right, the songs they sang was Venusby Bananarama, and
story' fits, and we see firsthand the depth of you have one hell of a party.
Sawyer through his flashback. It basically tells All in all, it was a great time. I think
us what we already know or guessed, but this time that pretty much all of Sam's friends who came
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By Andrew Thompson
Living Will Hailing from a land of awe-inspiring
wonder (Canada) which also hosts the MUTEK
ic or just plain truthful). Obviously not
everybody has fallen into this rut, but now
festival each year in Montreal comes a 21 year many sit around their computer, producing
Never Die
By Andrew Thompson
old who has accomplished in a short period
what took years for others: the simple fact that
using cheap samplers can be effective in cre-
sub-standard productions. I am Robot and
Proud shows that this cottage industry does
not just make disposable music.
ating emotional music. From the sounds he Grace Days, his most recent effort, is a
Multi-tasking is often a horrible thing, uses, it seems he possesses at most a version ofnice mellow treat for those who enjoy laid-
leading to an unnecessary amount of work later Fruity Loops and various shareware programs. back, optimistic music. Beginning with a con-
on. Bands try to do this, exposing themselves to Many (wrongly) believe that having technical fident guitar sample and nervous glitches, it
so many different genres that they end up sound- prowess automatically assumes that great builds up to a momentarily quick tempo before
ing about as diverse as Yanni, elevator musician to music can be produced simply by using dissolving and showing off the quieter ele-
the world. After their initial failure, they Max/DSP processing. Richard Devine proves ments that remained hidden underneath the
attempt to focus themselves into an actually this idea wrong, by continually making mean- percussion. Most of the album has a similar
meaningful direction. Some artists succeed at dering boredom sound extremely well- structure of being built up, down, and under-
this and find their niche, while others continue to tweaked. lying themes which are broughtto the fore-
mash together genres into a bland grayish paste of front after the interest of the initial melody
sonic tones. and groove has waned.
Tortoise encompasses both extremes of None of the songs are over 5 minutes,
this approach, being able to create truly amazing and there are only 9 songs, so it's a relatively
albums that encompass Kraut rock, dub, jazz, and easy listen both in terms of listening and
xylophones in a fantastic display of technical timie-wise. In fact, one of these songs "Winter
knowledge and pacing. Millions Now Living Will at Night" was able to have quite an honor
Never Die would be a great example of their early bestowed upon it; it found itself in some
success in fusing together separate musical ideas trendy sneaker ad. Of course most people
into a coherent whole. It's All Around You, their would call this a form of selling out, but in an
most recent album, is awful. I'd compare it to the age where I hear mass-produced garbage being
multinational clich6d music of Yanni. lauded for using 80s synths and calling them
Fortunately, I will not focus on their recent bland cool, I'm a bit more sympathetic to I Am Robot
album but rather on one of their successes. and Proud's choice. Music found in commer-
"Djed," the first song on the album, also cials has similar musical style that your aver-
covers every important movement for the past sev- age college radio station has. Those who DJ'ed
eral decades. A simple bass line begins what decades ago now have the chance to set uncon-
starts off taut guitar lines. Eventually strange ventional music for advertising. No longer are
electronic keys shift underneath and the whole they forced to rely on mainstream pop for help,
thing disappears into a minimal electronic but instead can find a cheaper and more mem-
rhythm. From this rhythm comes a simple guitar orable substitute by chobsing an obscure
riff joined by xylophone which brings together artist. It happened with the VW ad which used
the whole idea of the mergence of different musi- Nick Drake's "Pink Moon" and with the SAAB
cal ideas. The three elements build off each other ad that used the. Propellerheads' "History
and collapse, bringing into effect the strangest Repeating."
section, which of looped tape experiments that I Am Robot and Proud remembers that Grace Days is a polite album that uses
settle into a comfortable groove accompanied by there exists a little thing called melody and warm nursery drones to come up with some-
ambient noise. Finally the end appears and with rhythm that many, including those who start- thing that the average listener could associate
it the song's beginning is recognizable even ed the movement towards more intelligent with typical happy children's music. His web-
through the thick layers of dub. electronic music, have forgotten. Richard D- site is also quite impressive (yes he is also on
After the epic "Djed" everything that James (aka Aphex Twin) used to make great Epitomic.com) and I hope he does more,
comes afterwards simply can not compete with the albums, now he's struck congratulating him- because somebody needs to prove that the bed-
21 minute jam they created. In fact, after the ini- self (Drukqs unnecessary two discs) and gen- room producer scene is not hopeless and
tial opus the rest appears like a modernized ver- erally being lazy (is 26 Remixes for Cash iron- redundant.
sion of their self-titled debut, only with clearer
sound and more dub-influence. The closer "Along
the Banks of the River" offers a perfect, reflective
end to their strongest effort.
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It is unfortunate to see them settle for the
mediocrity of their latest release, instead of being
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Millions Now Living Will Never Die proves the
many avenues they have not yet fully explored. I 1 8OO- 230 -PLAN
can only hope that they will steer away from to be conne ctled to the centelr neoarest you
pointless navel-gazing music (for that is all It's
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PHYSICS really is a lot to talk about. For real.)
I will assume that Cassidy's anatomy and
Armageddon, the Grail can present the child as
the world's savior; thereby gaining control over
Allfather D'Aronique is approximately physiology are similar to that of an ordinary the world for themselves. To ensure the blood-
five-foot-eight and 700 pounds. In his attempt human. Also, I will focus on his skin, for the line's survival until such a time, the Allfather,
to escape the Reverend Jesse Custer, the mortal sake of brevity. Traditionally, the repair of the leader of the Grail, travels with the child at
vessel of the otherworldly entity known as damaged skin is divided into three phases: his side at all times. Unfortunately, this self-
Genesis; and the Saint of Killers, the immortal inflammation, proliferation, and maturation. In same Allfather is a bulimic pedophile and looks
cowboy given a divine right to murder by God the inflammatory phase, a blood clot fornrs, and to weigh about 1500 lbs.
himself; the Allfather must abandon his crum- infected skin cells are removed. The prolifera- It all starts with the Allfather's obses-
bling empire at Masada. As his get-away heli- tive phase involves the initial growth of skin tis- sion with the child. Spending so much time,in
copter begins to take off, the megalomaniacal sue and the initial re-growth of blood vessels. close proximity with the child, who happens to
Herr Starr instructs the pilot to sharply bank. In the maturation phase, those lovely patches of be profoundly retarded due to millennia of
left so that they may unload some "extraneous" damaged skin are made stronger. inbreeding, the Allfather seems to have devel-
weight. Unbekndwnst to Herr Starr, the inbred Of course, the regeneration of skin is oped an intense devotion and attraction to him.
adolescent who just happens to be the direct accelerated if all of the phases are accelerated. Wherever the Allfather goes, the child must fol-
descendent of Jesus Christ himself awaits In the inflammatory phase, the response of cells low in tow; despite the fact that he could easily
unawares below. What I propose. to prove, via and blood vessels to injury can be faster. The be protected by the countless guards the Grail
some heavenly calculations, is that the blood vessels constrict more rapidly. has at its disposal. Despite his deep affection
Allfather would not only crush the boy to death Neurotransmitter and hormone releases are for the child, the Allfather is painfully aware
as illustrated by the very talented Steve Dillon increased. The collection of blood platelets and that the bloodline of the Grail must not be taint-
in Preacher: Proud Americans, but he would in the network of fibrin develops sooner. In addi- ed. Instead, the Allfather must seek out alter-
fact explode in the most literal sense of the tion, blood vessels become more permeable. native methods for quenching the deep love he
word. More cells and proteins go to the necessary site feels for the child; that alternative is blueberry
One of the most irritating things about of healing. As a result, blood clots form more pies and Mallomars.
physics, in my opinion, is its occasional inabil- quickly. Macrophages clean up debris, and bac- In order to compensate for his intense
ity to be applied to real life situations. The dif- teria release enzymes that destroy injured cells. physical and psychological for the child, the
ficulty arises if there are oddly shaped masses, Macrophages also release substances that attract Allfather is compelled to constantly eat to numb
unstable thermal conditions, complex fields, or. skin cells to the wound. The skin cells are the pain of unrequited love. According to leg-
many-body problems because the mathematics encouraged to multiply until blood vessel for- end, it is commonplace for the Allfather to con-
becomes too complex to solve directly. Luckily, mation. Then, the immune system kicks in by sume enough food to feed a small village in a
we do not have to concern ourselves with such sending T lymphocytes to the site of the wound. single sitting. After binging, the Allfather
physically intricate initial conditions. We will In the proliferative phase, epithelium- induces himself to vomit by inserting plastic
be able to generate a rather exact solution to our one specific layer of skin cells-forms over the fingers down his throat, thus completing the
problem since almost all the components of.the exposed wound. As the epithelium moves across binging and purging cycle that is typically
system are well known; it's just a fat guy falling the injury, it dissects the injury and separates associated with most sufferers of Bulimia
out of a helicopter. the healthy and damaged cells. Then, a collagen Nervosa. Unlike the normal symptoms of the
For all intents and purposes, the framework forms. The framework helps in the disorder, however, the Allfather does not have
Allfather is about as close as you'll ever get to subsequent repair of damaged blood vessels. any body image issues that would induce the
a uniform solid sphere of radius R = (5.667 Simultaneously, the wound starts to close. disorder, but he does share the common theme of
ft.)/2 = 2.834 ft. = .87 m. This would give himn a In the maturation phase, the collagen a desire for self control.
volume of V = 4/3 R 3 = 2.76 m3 and a density network becomes more organized. More collagen As the leader of the most powerful and
of d = M/v = 170 kg / m3 . Let's say the heli- is produced. An extensive network of collagen influential organization in the world, the
copter made it about 100 feet off the ground will greatly increase the tensile strength of the Allfather is in complete control of his external
before dumping the grossly obese pontiff. It skin. Also, cytokines .help in injury healing. world. Internally, oh the other hand, he is a
would take exactly t = vT / g = 7.9 seconds of These protein-assistiig molecules stimulate maelstrom of illicit desire unadulterated long-
freefall for fatty to attain a terminal velocity of cell responses that strengthen the skin at the ing. To the Allfather, excessive eating is the
1 2 omething besides a love that
vTerminal = (MgCpA) / = 77.41 m /s = site of healing.
173.16 mph (assuming we only take the quad- For Cassidy to he ome to pass. Although his
ratic term of the freefall equation). comparable set of traint when it comes to sex-
Unfortunately, the helicopter is not high enough accelerated chemical ravaging the profoundly
off the ground, so the Allfather will still be reactions will have to ` arded Christ-child is
.accelerating when he crushes the inbred child occur in his other imirable, the Allfather needs
into the next life. But don't lose hope, friends, biological tissues. Thes( to learn to deal with his emo-
for D'Aronique will still be moving at an aston- tissues include musc tions so that he can improve
ishing 99.03 mph when he hits 4.52 seconds bone, nerve, and lymph. his eating habits. At the rate
after rolling out of the chopper. he's eating at now, the
Think about it this way: If a car on the Allfather is headed for a life-
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By Tara Lynne Groth
Naughton Would "There's nothing to do on Long Island" is
a complaint I hear all too frequently. So lace up
it. Fortunately, Claudio's still remains!
Several years ago, a glass enclosure for
Write if She Wrote your skates before the spring thaw, and try ice
skating outside (instead of in the confines of
Sports Plus).
the carousel overlooking the Peconic Bay in the
heart of town was completed. This carousel was
donated to the Village of Greenport by
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Could Gays Have Prevented 9/3LI?
By Joe Safdia
"You're so fucking gay." "You're such a for the sole reason that they were homosexuals. attitude in military policy has jeopardized
stupid faggot." "Gay ass." Experts have identified the lack of national 'security.
You've all said things like this before, available specialists to translate and decipher Unfortunately, a drastic move forward in
intending to insult one of your friends or an the gathered intelligence as one of the major military policy may not come for many years,
individual that had been giving you grief. causes for the September 1 th tragedy. In other even decades. This is because we as a people are
Everyone is guilty of this: accusing somebody of words, if it weren't for the homophobic nature of naturally socialized to be homophobic from the
being homosexual or in some other way "sexual- American culture, three thousand deaths may very beginning. We are put in a category of
ly deviant" merely to insult them. Harmless have been prevented. either "'male" or "female" and if we in any way
comments, of course. A book you were reading And the military hasn't even learned its act in a manner that does not fit our "assigned"
for class was "gay" because it failed to capture lesson yet. Even after 9/11, homosexual sol- category, we are considered strange and abnor-
your attention or interest. Or you said your diers and officers are still being discharged mal. And homosexuality does not fit perfectly
friend was "like, so gay" because he or she was merely for their sexual preference. Within a into those categories. When a parent tries to get
acting weird and silly, or had done something year after 9/11, nine linguists were kicked out their son to try out for the football team or per-
hurtful, etc. Such a comment wasn't even given of the U.S. Armed Forces for being gay. Six were suade their daughter to take dance classes,
a second thought, if it was even given a first. fluent in Arabic. Between 1998 and 2004, a when children ostracize a boy by calling him a
Such a comment was stated merely in jest, sim- staggering 73 translators were discharged for girl, or even at more mature ages where we
ply to poke harmless fun at friends, classmates, not being heterosexuals. merely say something we don't like is "gay," we
or co-workers. Well, next time you call your The armed forces has a "don't ask, don't have been giving, and in turn are giving, the
buddy a stupid fag, remember that it is that tell" policy which prohibits the military from impression that homosexuals are inferior to
very mindset that allowed perhaps the greatest questioning soldiers about their sexuality, as heterosexuals. But don't-worry, this country
tragedy our nation ever endured, 9/11, to occur. well as requiring soldiers to keep their sexual will one day fully accept gays and lesbians. It
In the weeks and months leading up to preferences to themselves. But isn't this remi- took the better part of a century, but minorities
September 1 1t h , 2001, United States intelli- niscent of the "separate, but equal" policy our were eventually given full protection under the
gence agencies had a backlog of information government enforced after the 1896 Supreme law. And so will homosexuals.
pertaining to the War on Terror. Mountains of Court case of Plessy v. Ferguson? The policy America is a heavily gendered society
evidence had been gathered on Al-Qaeda that that brought institutionalized racism upon the with an anti-gay mindset implanted into our
told of plans for future acts of terrorism, American people until the Civil Rights move- brains from the day we are born. Unfortunately,
including a plan to crash two passenger planes ment of the 1960's?- Just as "separate, but homophobia, as well as racism or sexism, -can-
into the World Trade Center. Unfortunately, equal" brings institutionalized racism with it, have devastating results, such as the tragic
those documents were all in Arabic. At a time "don't ask, don't tell" spawns institutionalized death of three thousand people on September
when more and more translators were needed homophobia. But where institutionalized racism 1 1th, 2001. Just something to keep in mind
ever so desperately to read the information, the brought on protests, hate groups, and police next time you decide to call your friend a fag.
military was discharging valuable specialists brutality towards minorities, a homophobic'
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Surprised I was that there was not an right path into it." checks coming our way (due to the predicted
article in the last issue of The Pressresponding I think this may be creating an excuse deficit). Time's article grants one sentence to
to Time Magazine's January 24, 2005 issue fea- for those in colleges; optimistically hoping that this possibility.
turing a cover story about today's youth. More we will fill the shoes of those before us. A Michael Patrick Nelson wrote a satirical
specifically-those in their mid-twenties. symptom of denial perhaps. What's acknowl- piece in his Long Island Press column address-
Lev Grossman's synopsis of this cross edged is the reality that our society makes it ing this new demographic, and I agree with his
section of society touched upon new statistical easy for the college crowd to take our time, rack theory that the "twixter" label is created in a
findings and psychological research and other up debt through loans-some destroying credit marketing conspiracy-to influence today's col-
yawn factors that deter most people from opti- scores, nixing the ability to purchase a house if lege group and give them a brand to include
cally consuming the entire article. For those so desired, enjoying ourselves and appreciating themselves in. At first I thought the candy
who missed this, Grossman provided examples it more knowing what the future has in store for company was trying to make Fat America fatter
of indecisive young adults who aren't conform- us. I am not including myself in the collective by prescribing the college demographic a love
ing to society's standards. Instead of bear hug- as I don't fit the twixter stereotype, so by "us" for Twix.
ging a thirty-year fixed rate mortgage, tackling I am referring to the twixters that Grossman has From Nelson's own experience as a thir-
the 9 to 5 and sporting a sexy Osh-Kosh diaper under the lens. ty year old suffering from twixter symptoms I
bag, today's youngin' aims at keeping this on One problem I found with Time is the find some truth in Grossman's findings. Other
paue--or have already decided to never hitplay. encouragement of parents to avoid a twixter fate than this one example, and several I know on a
As much as I don't take a fancy to the for the children by not taking vacations. I don't personal level, it all seems to be a farce. A
addition in America's vernacular, the term agree with sheltering people to create a fixed stereotype created to describe members of soci-
"twixter" has been coined to describe the col- future for them. Let people see what are world ety and criticize them for not striving for the
lege student/graduate who has not accent- American dream This reminds me of an
ed the rites of passage like parenthood essay on criticism by Matthew Arnold.
and employment. We do live in a lazy Arnold believes that [I'm paraphrasing]
society-and Jesse Gaccione wrote a piece great works are produced in epochs. That a
in Newsday [February 14, 2005] propos- "man and the moment" is required. Aside
ing the notion that we create this inactiv- from the patriarchal undertones, this
ity ourselves. Gaccione used the new asserts that a person requires the right
Blockbuster "No Late Fee" policy to show moment in history [or in the future] in
how our culture further induces and order to be received favorably. The only
encourages people to hold off on responsi- level I can agree upon is a new way of life,
bility. It's surfacing in more and more a way of thinking, of living, and it seems
aspects of life. that this is the time for it.
Time's article debunks the stigma Not to continue filling the article with
revolving around the college demograph- other people's thoughts [even though they
ic's fickleness. Grossman covers almost provide a complementing discourse], but a
all grounds in his article regarding twix- quote from Waking Life [Richard Linklater,
ters, I will avoid summarizing, and turns 2001] underscores the nature of the world
the Lazy American into a misunderstood, we live: "Our planet is facing the greatest
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the twixters' way of trying on jobs and partners With that aside, upon first skimming the most exciting time we could have possibly
and personalities and making sure that when article I thought Grossman would discuss more hoped to be alive. And things are just starting."
they do settle down, they do it the right way, about our [college students'] future with Social Begin!
their way. It's not that they don't take adult- Security-how people may want to enjoy them-
hood seriously; they take it so seriously, selves more now and detain the norms of socie-
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Mr. Shanahan is a character, to say the
least. He speaks in short phrases, dynamically
loud. The glasses on his eyes are black framed
and smaller than the circumference of his eye
sockets. Looking into them is pointless; there's
only pupil. Somehow, he has one of the best jobs
working for a certain company that distributes
infrared scanning devices. On a given night,
he's prone to blow $600 on strippers. Still, he
admits he hasn't gotten laid in 5 years. He
makes everyone wait, but the wait is well worth
it. Treat him nice, and you can have $40, cash
in hand.
But it's the wait. A "Shanahan ten min-
utes" is a half-hour. The perverted men look at
the taxicab as if puzzled. "Why is he still
here," they must ponder. I feel out of place. I
look out of place, driving an Astrovan taxi,
reading a book, and laying across two seats up
front. I call the dispatcher; "Damnit, where is
he?"
"He'll be out. Just wait."
In the meantime, I'll describe some
thinigs for you. The Scene is the classiest strip
club in Suffolk County. Just off of Exit 53.
While I'm not completely sure, this one has a
dress code. [Damnit, where is he?] Young
"suits" step out, cell phone in hand. Anxious
looks, but knowing. Their eyes are titled sixty
degrees south of the horizon. The focus isn't on
anything but the conversation ini the right hand.
They pace.
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1) Formulaic mainstream films catering to
standard norm for a remake-30 to 40 years
old. Moreover, it,'s a Kurosawa classic. The
latter is easier to understand, given the
teenage girls/boys in the form of simplistic length of time and the classic cinematic his-
comedies or horror films. tory Kurosawa carries. When one remakes a
2) Various independent ventures A.K.A. film that's only a couple of years old,
Dear Movie Trailer Voice-Over Guy,
The Good Stuff where's the passion? The beloved follow-
3) Remakes of films that were made not too ing? Does a film even have time to age; grow
There's this girl I really like, and I don't
long ago. into its own, before Hollywood comes along
think she even knows I exist. How do I approach her,
to create its own telling?
and if I do how do I get her to like me?
In the first category, one can already
- Nervous in Ontario speculate on the loss of originality. These
romantic/teen comedies are all cut from the
same mold, rarely straying from convention
Dear Nervous, and made for one sole purpose: to make
money. The third category is a recent trend
A man, plagued by fear. A woman, out of I've began to notice. There have always been
reach. And between them: an adventure you will remakes, since film was old enough to be
never forget. This summer, the journey continues for "remade," but it's only'as of late that films
one man, against all odds and obstacles. Experience less than a decade old are being remade.
the magic, the mystery, as one Canadian loser makes Constantly.
Another interesting fact is the films
his biggest mistake: talking to a girl who thinks he's
dogshit. The thrills don't stop, and the humility in question were all originally foreign
films. Wicker Park, The Ring, The Grudge,
never fails. Almost Not a Loser. For everyone who
ever thought they had a friend, and for all of us who the list goes on. This leads to the obvious
like to laugh at them. Almost Not a Loser. Coming assumption that Americans want to take
this July. something foreign and make it their own,
but better. It's that last part that never
seems to occur. Take for instance America
.Dear Movie Trailer Voice-Over Guy trying to out-do the British [really, people,
they brought us Monty Python. Why are you
I want to do something nice for the communi- even trying?]. First, there was Queer as
Folk, the quick, witty, clever show that
ty, but I don't know where to start. Is there a way for
involved in my town or with any America of course had to invert and turn it
me to become more
into a soap opera-ish melodrama. Then
charity work at all? All I want to do is help people.
Please let me know. came the Coupling remake, which lasted
about five minutes on NBC. Now, with this
- Wanting to Help in Milwaukee spectacular track record, they are attempt-
ing to re-do the Brit smash hit, The Office.
Dear Wanting to Help, Uh, good luck with that.
This mediocrity can be applied to If all of these remakes were like the
some of the films being remade, as well, but Kurosawa one, I probably wouldn't be writ-
Come see the person critics are hailing as
in this area, it's more a question of "why?"'ing this article, but the short time span
"...the stupidest fucking dipshit alive" (William
Why remake a film that is are only a few gives me pause. Remaking a three year-old
Crowe, The San Antonio Journale). Edie McKaven of
years old? Where is the originality in that? film is ridiculous. The Departed [the title
The New York Venue says, "Never before has a person
Where, even, is the passion to remake or re- of the Infernal Affairs remake] will proba-
come around with so much heart-wrenching idiocy
imagine a classic story you've always loved? bly be wonderful given its director, but
and ass-fucked idealism. It's a must-see." Everyone
Martin Scorsese's next. project is why? Where's the originality in that? In
agrees Wanting to Help is the saddest excuse for a
based on the Hong Kong success Infernal addition, why, oh why does Hollywood insist
wannabe pussy, and critics everywhere are hailing
Affairs. A film made in...wait for it...2002, on remaking Japanese horror films, one of
him as "...the cause of mass depression in the north-
and released widely this past year [it which got awful reviews, and then follow
ern hemisphere." Come see what the world is talking
recently played at The Stony Brook Winter them up with sequels?
about. Come see Wanting to Help. There will never be
Film Festival]. Scorsese is following this Well, money, of course. A sequel to
an asshole like it again.
2004's The Grudge, a movie panned by crit-
ics, is already in the works [it should be
noted the Japanese original was made in
2003]. Not only does the commercial suc-
cess of these films allow for the sequels to
be made, but it further contributes to the
amount of mediocre formulaic films being
made that have no artistic value except for
the mindless entertainment of their target
demographic.
However, there can be upside to this
lack of originality. Perhaps Hollywood
players are running out of their formulaic
film ideas and so they need to borrow from
foreign films that were made 1 to 10 years
ago. At this rate, soon there may be nothing
[recent] to remake. We can only hope the
pitchers of those generic comedies and hor-
ror films will suffer from the same problem,
leading to an increase of films from the
above-mentioned Category 2.
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An Interview ith
Web-Novelist Andrew Pem iilliams
ick By Chris WA
The balance between epic battles and goal shared by the protagonists unites two of the novel. The "ranger" character is an ultra-mas-
homework can be difficult. However, Andrew protagonists who would otherwise be at each culine, heterosexual male with a secret royal
Pernick, former Press editor and current other's throats. There are other truths, but past. The "ranger" character has become too
staffer, still pens the online serial novel those are up to the reader to discover for them- much of an archetype that is set in stone.
Crashworld. New chapters are available at selves. Crashworld, on the other hand, takes that role
www.andrewpernick.com every other weekend. and turns it on its ear. My "ranger" character,
Chapter 16 has risen from the creative ether for TSBP: A little bit of mystery early? Lady Jamie, is very feminine, a woman, a 1 e s-
your reading pleasure. bian, and, as her name suggests, very obvious-
AP: Not exactly. It'd be impossible to go into ly royalty. She is the polar opposite of the
The Stony Brook Press: So, what is Crashworld? detail on every element of truth in any book, archetype.
and I have a bit of bias where Crashworldis con-
Andrew Pernick: Crashworld is the story of cerned, for obvious reasons. TSBP: Set in stone? So how will you disturb the
Gana, a medieval world that is NOT Earth. 350 bedrock? How will you make your society of
years before the action of the novel, an incredi- TSBP: You mentioned earlier that a world-shat- Gana different?
ble, world-shattering event occurs, but no one tering event occurs but goes unnoticed. How so?
notices. This medieval society is forever AP: First, I've made most of Gana very liberal,
changed by the introductioh of Devices, pieces AP: All I'm going to say, as I don't want to spoil politically speaking. Mildwood, the country the
of electronics about four inches tall by three anything, especially this, is that something six protagonists are from, is very much a liber-
inches wide with a full-color screen and a key- happens one afternoon 350 years before the al country. The heir to the throne, Lady Jamie,
board. Devices are like Palm Pilots on speed - novel begins and it happens in such a weird is a lesbian and is engaged to a commoner, who
they're linked to every library on the planet. way, and has such weird side-effects, that it is also a woman - Sarah. Instead of the royal-
All of the sudden, virtually every citizen of quite literally weaves its way into the minds of ty/peasants class struggle of medieval Earth,
Gana has access to the sum total knowledge of every sentient being on the planet. They don't Gana has a middle class, especially in
the planet. 350 years pass and this medieval- notice because the event causes them not to Mildwood. Those who try to improve the Devices
world suddenly has 18th century (Earth-stan- notice. are called "tinkers," which brings us to the very
dards) technology. But the society of the world shy, but very competent Sally. The knights of
remains deadlocked in its medieval ways - TSBP: I take it that it's weird. the world are not the sons of royalty. No one is
swords and sorcery, noble royal houses, cata- born into their job - except for the royalty,
pults and crossbows, that sort of thing. A AP: Yeah. Very, very weird. That's all I can say every one is free to choose their career via an
medieval society that has advanced exponen- on that. apprenticeship. Every citizen chooses which
tially in. terms of technology but has remained apprenticeship they wish to take at age 12, and
pretty much where it is socially. It's the story TSBP: No juicy tidbits for your fans out there? they are free to switch apprenticeships at any
of six people trying to save that world from an time. So, if you want to be a knight, you appren-
evil technophile out to remold the world into a AP: Just keep reading. You'll find the answer in tice to be a knight. That brings us to Jack,
technocracy . time and you'll see why I've been so "hush- Sally's lover. There is magic on Gana and anyone
hush" about the reason no one noticed the event can train themselves to learn to focus their body
TSBP: I notice many themes in your response. 350 years before the action of the novel. to use it. Zarathud, the mage, is not an old' man,
First, it is a medieval world that is not Earth. unlike Gandolf, and he's a widower, and he's not
Why is it situated in a planet that is not Earth? TSBP: The number 350 pops up often. Does it the answer to every question. That brings us to
hold any special significance to you? the last of the six protagonists, Em, Sarah's
AP: If this were Earth, 'd be having all of the twin. She's a librarian. That's hardly a job you'd
Harry Turtledove [alternative history writer] AP: Only in that it's when the really, really find a character in a fantasy novel
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I couldn't say what I want to say using the exist- to allow th
ing historical monarchies of medieval Earth - time to evo
they wouldn't fit into the story I'm trying to be while n
tell. Third, making it my own world gives me der why th
complete, total, .absolute control to make each so stagnant
and every society and country involved exist
exactly the way I want it to; to make the socio- TSBP: How
logical and historical and other elements inter- ent from oi
act exactly in the way I want them to. In short, ed sci-fi/fa
it's not Earth because by making it not Earth, I
have the freedom to do exactly what I want to do AP: Well,
to tell the story, to make the story work. By novels tenc
making it not Earth, I get to craft a world in too novelJ
which what I need to be true for my themes and word mean
my plot IS true. just all abo
aliens and
TSBP: Absolute control, freedom, and truth. erations of
Will these concepts be key to your plot? tasy novel
rip-offs.
AP: In a sense. The villain, who hasn't been
introduced yet, will try to remake the world in TSBP: So
his own image, with himself in absolute control iconoclast,
over it. He wants to be the supreme dictator of a
technocracy. As far as freedom goes, yes. The AP: I'm tr
kingdoms and countries of my world are free- break the I
dom loving, peaceful lands. There hasn't been a into tiny
war in centuries due to mutual respect between pieces.
the nations and mutual respect for the freedoms Take, for
of the citizens of Gana and the several nations example,
recognize certain inalienable rights inherent to the
all.-Truth? There are certain fundamental "ranger"
truths that will be key themes throughout the Scharacter -:··s
novel. One is that love, not necessarily in the Tolkein ini
romantic: s.ense, is required for stability in us via Ara.
friendship. Another is that: common purpose smasculine
can unite enemies. For example, the common secret roya
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Andrew Pemick contnued... Chris V
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gay rights, it has a thriving system of job choic- nists are a pair of heterosexuals and a pair of AP: I try to write a very descriptive, almost
es, it has a great many things that fantasy nov- lesbians. Is there a reason why everyone seems cinematic form. It's all prose, with some lyric
els, by and large, lack, including Devices. As to be in a romantic relationship? But then, not elements. But I prefer the novel in that I can
far as the set in stone aspect, the villain will be everybody is, exactly. enter the character's heads at will and then
looking to repeat the event of 350 years ago and, jump to dialog or to straight description. It's a
in so doing, transform this still-medieval world AP: Well, there isn't enough love in the real mix of novelist's perspective with lyricism, all
into a technocracy. world. There just isn't. f decided a long time ago with a cinematic level of detail in that I've spent
that my world should be, on some levels, very entire chapters detailing a character's person-
TSBP: Is there a supporting cast? much better than Earth. So, since I've not been ality elements and I've also spent entire chap-
in a romantic relationship in my lifetime, I fig- ters detailing the action of a specific event. It
AP: The two major supporting cast members ure that my characters should have the benefit all depends on where I want the chapter to go
come in during chapter 16. Their names are of a shoulder to cry on, a warm body to curl up and how I want to go about doing it.
Seika and Sonata, twin sisters who also work for with at night, and a partner to share their heart
the Mildwood crown. They'll be an on-again, off- with. If you notice, all of members in the roman- TSBP: Do you follow a specific process?
again set of characters, used to advance the tic couples in Crashworldare equals with their
story by explaining what is going on in Gana in partners. It is the true sharing of heart and AP: I have this blue binder at home. In it is a
areas of the world when the six protagonists are soul, two halves coming together to form one sheet of paper with chapter numbers and chap-
not in that part of the world. They're also great complete whole. As far as Seika and Sonata go, ter names (every chapter is numbered as well as
fighters and will be very useful in advancing well, I've just introduced them. Give them some named - for example, chapter seven is also
the back-story regarding Em after she left time. I want my characters to have the benefit of called "Naughty"). Also in this binder is a col-
Sarah's side. Seika, by the way, is a very fiery something I have yet to have, to make them more lection of pages. On each page is a complete out-
young woman, a real firecracker, and her name universal to my readers and more complete as line of a chapter; what the time of day is, what
is the Japanese word for "sacred flame." Sonata, characters. Plus, it does allow me to play around the location is, what the weather is like, which
on the other hand, has a very melodic personal- with the psychology of love and romance. characters are involved, the action of the chap-
ity, very flowing and sweet and calm. I've also ter, and quotes and possible language to use in
got Mark and Lily Hawkins, a husband-and-wife TSBP: So you're a romantic? that chapter. I try to have a "buffer" of about a
pair of generals in the Mildwood army. They're half-dozen outlined chapter pages in that
both very devoted to edch other and they also AP: In the sense that I want romance, yes. In the binder so when get into "writing mode," I can
balance each other. Mark is headstrong and sense that I like the 19th century Romantic freely consult the outline. The problem is that I
stubborn while Lily is a brilliant tactician who poets, yes. In the sense that the world could use wind up with many drafts that are just absolute-
prefers to study her enemies and strike at the a lot more romance, of the true halves becoming ly horrible. I mean literary-crime-against-
perfect opportunity. Their names come from the wholes and sharing themselves to become some- humanity bad. Those I throw out, physically
fact that Route 97 nearby has three roads in thing better than their individual parts, yes. In wipe from the hard drive, walk outside and
order named Mark Trail, Lily Road, and short, yes. curse myself for having so little talent. After a
Hawkins. The names just hit me while I was few of those, I wind up with something I can live
driving to campus one day. TSBP: Poetic. with. That's what I edit -the something-I-can-
live-with version.
TSBP: Clever. Very clever. AP: Thanks.
TSBP: "Literary crime against humanity?"
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do ou)~
litmus test is to see if they can hobble into again. "Thanks, but I have to drive," I said, and
raised van seat. If not, they're drunk. I ask hoped his house would come up quicker. He
where he lives. "Take me to where the niggers kept pushing and I settled it by saying I have to
live." Great, a racist. "5th Avenue." drive to the train station to try to get laid. That
The problem with drunks is that they're shifted his mind to vicarious pleasure.
a grab bag. If you ask them to repeat something, As a side note, this guy Mike holds one
especially specific directions, they most likely
will get offended ["Tweeeffour" translates to
"Two Twenty Four"]. This guy turns out to be
th
Join directions, we end up on Sunrise Highway. Bear
in mind, the entire time this ordeal is going on,
I've been racking up miles and listening to
down the street from the office, came in at 2 AM
to hang with Danny. This was looked down upon
severely by management, and in hindsight, I see
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ute drunked prattle. He tries to give me life advice.
"Don't try to impress the girls, and don't-where
the fuck aaaaaare we?" At this point, my dis-
patcher is getting angry that I'm not following
his directions, my passenger is getting lost, and
I have no idea where exactly he lives.
why. In his normal fashion, he'd tell his stupid
jokes and just stare off into space. Danny's shift
ends at 6, and he leaves. Mike's still there. The
next dispatcher, John Ryan, comes in and is left
with this odd man who's perfectly content to
stare into space. Imagine doing your job, which
Frustration ensues, and remember that eupho- really consists of nothing, while a coke addict
ria I was talking about? Right in the first para- just...sits there. Considering that the taxi busi-
graph? Go ahead, read it. Read it now, because ness was so slow, John Ryan had no good reason
it's certainly gone. to really kick him out. Apparently, Mike didn't
Finally, and such a relief, we're almost leave until 11, just sitting there, staring.
there. In an odd way, he asks, "Do you have a
gun?" Thoughts of robberies, and especially a "6:00 AM"
sawed-off shotgun decapitation on Rotten.com The only highlight formed as I came to
surface in my mind. buy the grease-soaked institution of modern
I get to where he lives, and I just need toAmerican dining: the egg sandwich. As soon as
sigh. "Why you mad? You wanted to pick up I came to order my egg sandwich, the bagel
another passenger! Fucking nigger'll rob ya," lady's eyes lit up. She didn't make a complete
he says. "That'll be $24," I say in such a pained word, but more of a hybrid between an excited
voice. I want to kill the bastard, and at the same "Ooohh" and "Hello." I suddenly had this odd
time, I just want the money. Thoughts of a tip image of living in the Swiss Alps Heidi-style
are already gone. He hands me two twenties, and and her making dinner as I stand on the edge of
when I hand him back the change, he counts it a cliff, axe in hand, red flannel shirt with beard
with an air of suspicion. There's no tip. and suspenders, knowing that here-oh yes-here
I'm relieved, but as all egotists need to was a woman [a real woman] to care for every
do, they must have the final word. simple need, most especially, to make love with
"Why are you giving me an attitude?" a woman as only a Romanian can in the Swiss
I drive back, lost in suburban shithole Alps, regardless of geographical concerns until
Brentwood. My favorite dispatcher got fired, so passing out in our self-made cabin, smelling
now I no longer had a decent hook-up nor .a good sweetly of rosemary, ginger, and lovemaking...
direction-giver. The new dispatcher pestered We exchanged simple greetings, and I noticed a
me for location. I didn't know, but I was just benevolent off-white smile in between the ques-
outside of the LIE. This went on every minute. tions like, "Do you want anything on it," spoken
I found myself getting angrier. "I'll turn you in such a lustrous Romanian accent. It was hard
into a cab driver'yet," he quipped, and all I to leave.
could think of was "Now why would I want to I had called one of my friends with my
become an absolute failure like you for?" I held new cell phone, but she seemed standoffish
off. about something or another. Perhaps she could-
n't possibly imagine what this night was all
"5:00 AM". about, but Corona, cigarettes, and egg sandwich
Mike, a regular. He has a way of telling in haid, I certainly did.
jokes that simply aren't amusing. Inebriated, he
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TSBP: No Africa? lar readers! Carrie Savage voiced "Rakka" in
Haibane Renmei, she voiced my favorite charac-
AP: You should have seen the first draft of the AP: Not yet. ter in 'my favorite anime series! Zarah Little
first chapter. It would have made you cry. There voiced "Kana" in the same series. They both are
are things I write that are quite literally the TSBP: Do you advertise? regular readers! They absolutely rock!
"suck" portion of my brain taking over the cre-
ative centers of my brain. It's not harsh. It's the AP: Only the free ad The Pressputs in the bot- JSBP: You're dedicated to your novel. Does
truth. I've written parts or entire chapters that tom of some pages in their issues, and this Crashworldinterfere with your academics?
would make the most jaded reader cringe. They interview. I'd love to interview on
really are crimes against humanity. That's why MegaTokyo.coni or SomethingPositive.net, but AP: No. I make time to write, usually on week-
I burn them and wipe the hard drive - that way, they both cost $150 for 7 days of advertising, ends at night. Once the schoolwork is out of the
there's no way they'll ever see the light of day. and that's out of my price range. $300 for one way, I write. Unfortunately for my readers,
It happens about once every three chapters or week of advertising? I'd love to advertise, but I schoolwork takes a priority to my novel. It has-
so. Then again, I am my harshest critic. just can't afford it. n't interfered yet and I don't see it interfering
in the future.
TSBP: I tend to have a strong stomach. TSBP: Have MegaTokyo and Something Positive
inspired you-? TSBP: What future do you see for Crashworld?
AP: Not for this. It really is that bad.
AP: MegaTokyo has inspired me in a way that AP: Well, I'm saving up to advertise on
TSBP: Since it's now in oblivion, I'll have to take readers will not see for many chapters. In chap- MegaTokyo and Something Positive. In the
your word for it. ter fourteen, Sally is described in Jack's mind future, I see many readers, emailing me and all
in a way that sounds very much like Piro's having a great time reading the :-ovel and look-
AP: That's the whole idea of the hard drive wipe affinity for "Sad Girls in Snow." Something ing forward to new chapters. In an ideal future,
- permanent deletion. Positive's Aubrey and PeeJee have kind have the novel will take off and become popular and
molded their viciousness into Sarah's dark side, I'll be a guest at conventions. But in the real
TSBP: How do you keep your fans interested?. especially where her hatred for her sister is world, I just see Crashworldgrowing slowly but
concerned. You'll see more of that as things surely in popularity and eventually the novel
AP: Well, the first thing I do is try my best to progress. The MegaTokyo inspiration isn't a will end. Who knows what will happen? I just
make sure there's a new chapter on-schedule as one-time thing, either. By the way, if anyone hope that I'11 always be able to keep the fans
often as possible. I also, from time to time, put knows Piro or R.K. well enough to get them to interested and looking forward to new chapters.
up something on the "Goodies" page - a map of give me free advertising..
the world, an analysis of an anime, something TSBP: Do you want to see Crashworldin print?
cool for them to enjoy. I try to make sure they TSBP: Are fans of MegaTokyo and Something
have fresh content that pushes the sci-fi/fanta- Positive usually fans of Crashworld? AP: Depends on what is involved. If it entails
sy envelope and that is designed to keep their changing even one aspect of one character, mak-
attention for as long as possible. It's why I edit AP: My fan-base comes from fans of role-play- ing even one thing PC, then no. If all that is
so much - to make sure that what I give my fans ing games (tabletop, pen-and-paper, and the involved is some polishing up, sure. But this is
is what the story demands and what the fans Square Soft style), anime, fantasy novels, web- still very unlikely, if not impossible. No one in
will enjoy. comics, that sort of thing. So, yes, MegaTokyo the publishing community would take a chance
and Something Positive fans probably would on it, I bet. Plus, I love the instant interaction
TSBP: How did you go about getting your fan- love Crashworld. As far as whether there is any with fans the Internet allows. In print, I'm
base off the ground? With all of these goodies, actual crossover, I don't know yet. removed from that. For now, I prefer it being
are you often found through Google? online.
TSBP: Has anyone famous read your novel?
AP: I have indeed 4been "Googled." My first fans TSBP: Well, there is delayed gratification in
were my six closest friends. After that, I made AP: Two, in fact. Carrie Savage and Zarah Little. book signings.
a post to a Wiccan newsgroup on USENET. I also
told people in The Press office. Crashworld TSBP: Really?! AP: Yes, but it isn't the same as being able to
spread to the point where it is now, 225 regular chat with fans for as long as you want the email
readers, through word of mouth: I get maybe 5% AP: Do you know who they are? to be. A book signing is like a deli counter -
of my readers through Google, the rest through stand on line, get the book signed, talk for like
word of mouth. TSBP: No. five seconds with the author, and leave. With the
Internet, it's far more personal, hard as that is
TSBP: Have you received international acclaim? AP: They're both voice actresses famous for to believe.
doing the English-language dubs of anime
AP: Do I have readers outside the US? Yes. I series. Zarah Little emailed me out-of-the-blue TSBP: I'll have that answer with a pickle. Thank
have readers in the US, Canada, England, one day since her name is mentioned in the you, Andrew.
Scotland, Wales, Australia, New Zealand, Author's Introduction. She and Carrie Savage
Iceland, Holland, Germany, The Philippines, were drunk one night and Googled themselves AP: Thank you, Chris.
and Argentina. one night and found my page. They're now regu- Special Thanks To Chris Lonardo.
Cck-a-SBU ,or
- Year
-- of the Rooster Lion Dai ice
By Chris Williams
dance as a child. He wants to use lion dance to marches, a parade develops. Crowds of people
promote Asian culture. flow around them and ripple into onlookers.
The story of lion dance overlaps many Some people swim through the crowd behind the
cultures. It is a story about empires of antiqui- team.
ty, In his book The Golden Peaches of The team proceeds. They descend the
Samarkand, Edward Schafer describes the stairs. The lions pulsate with life as they await
tumultuous relationship between the Chinese the drum to motivate them. Danny later
and their surrounding peoples during the Tang describes the drum as the "heartbeat" of the
dynasty (618 C.E. - 907 C.E.) Although foreign- lions. The lions go forward. The crowd wanes.
ers were often met with resistance, exotic gifts The drums boom. The cymbals resonate. The
from foreign lands were readily accepted. destination lies ahead: the Charles B. Wang
According to Prof. Sucheta Mazumdar of Duke Center.
University, the lion was a gift from Persia The lions finally reach the Wang Center.
(Samarkand) to the Tang royal court in 635 C.E. They stir to a stop. The music ends. The illu-
The lion was so well received by Emperor T'ai sion dissipates with applause. The teammates
Tsung that he ordered the scholar-poet Yii Shih- leave their lion skins and enter the Wang
nian to compose a rhapsody in its honbr.
o
In general, the lion captivated the imag-
ination of the Chinese of the Tang period. The
lion commanded an awe-inspiring presence. It
was a West Asian animal spiritually akin to the
tiger, the emblem of the West Asia. Its opposite
was the dragon of East Asia.
The power of the lion extended beyond
Amid snow, sunlight and cymbals, a the physical and the spiritual. Its aura made it
shimmering pair of lions lay dormant. They the muse of artists and the treasure of collec-
align themselves next to a large, metallic drum tors of the ninth century. It became a religious
and await awakening. People circle them as a symbol, also. Similar to the elephant, the lion,
soft breeze rustles their hairy feathers. A in China, conjured images of India and
smiling face tells an ancient story. Buddhism. According to Schafer, its roar was
The day is Chinese New Year 2005. symbolic of the voice of the Buddha instructing
Outside of the Student Activities Center, the beings of all universes in his law. In some ver-
lion dance team stretches. Students mill around sions of the lion dance, there is a Buddha figure,
in anticipation. Winston Liao, the lion dance as portrayed by a masked actor in monk attire.
team coach, approaches the large drum. With This Buddha figure dances in front of the Lion
that cue, dance teammates enter the elaborate and teases it with a head of lettuce, a symbol of
skins of the lion costumes. The costumes shake good fortune. The lettuce would be eaten by the
and rise. Then, the drum is beaten. With each lion during the dance. The exact origin of this
pound, the lions rise higher and dust off the version is difficult to determine. During the
remnants of sleep. They rear with a silent roar. Tang Dynasty, many types of public perform-
Their eyes snap to life. ance developed. Lion dance was one type and
The crowd slows as the lions march. The assumed many forms. Although the lion pos-
deep bass of the drum follows, and the twang of sessed many forms as a dance, it' was one unify-
cymbals floats. Donning a traditional, smiling ing symbol of royal power in West and central
Buddha mask, a figure waves a bamboo thatch Asia. It gradually emerged as a symbol of royal
fan and dances before the lions. A crowd watch- power in China. Eventually, the magnitude of
es, and camera phones capture the spectacle. the lion symbol grew. According to China
The lion dance team advances. Central Television (CCTV), the symbol of the
Teammates push the drum. As they step, the awakened lion is a metaphor of the Chinese Center.They are visibly tired.
lions stomp to the rhythm. The white lion is nation. (CCTV is China's largest national TV The time of rest for some is a time of
shy. It strolls with softer steps as it bobs network.) practice for others. In the restaurant Jasmine,
through the throng of students. However, the Through lion dance, Danny Ng also pro- Winston instructs a teammate in the rhythm to
black is bold: It whips its head. It throws motes Asian awareness. With assistance, he be played. They alternate in tapping the large
glances. It rises to meet others face-to-face. started the official lion dance club last semes- drum. Ali Mehrabian, a sophomore, briefly saw
Danny Ng, the president of the Stony ter. However, the start was its own journey. their next performance. He said, "People were
Brook Lion Dance Club, was fascinated with lion Winston Liao already owned a lion head and into it. They were dancing with them [the lion
costume. A second lion was dancers]."
required. After weeks of The occasion ends with a solo drum per-
searching, a handful of deter- formance by Winston Liao. Some people scream,
mined individuals found their "Go Winston!" He goes into a strong opening.
second lion in Chinatown. Lions Among the General Tsao's chicken and the chan-
don't come cheap. They pooled na masala, he pauses; The audile void is filled
their money together and bought with the response of "Oy!" Patrons pause in
it, and the accompanying equip- their eating and watch. Winston throws his
ment. Danny mentioned that the drumsticks in the air. Ea&ch successful catch
team has shown camaraderie leads to the conclusion and applause.
and dedication. Regardless of Winston later mentioned that the theme
the stress involved, they enjoy of the occasion was "mixing past arid present."
performing, too. For Chinese New Year 2005, the lion dancers
They performed at an introduce a tradition centuries old to an unsus-
elementary school in Flushing, pecting people. Their memorable spectacle
Queens in January. Shortly helped people to smile.
afterward, they performed for a Lion dance is available to men and
campus sorority. Chinese New women as dancers and spectators. The Stony
Year 2005 marks their third Brook Lion Dance Club always welcomes new
performance. They will perform members. For more information, Danny Ng can
at China Night 2005. be e-mailed at danng@ic.sunysb.edu.
S For Chinese New Year . Happy New Year!
2005, as the lion dance team
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Joumalistic Ethics:
Reporter's Privilege and Conflict of Inter at
- -- -- By Dustin Herlich
We are at a very serious and frightening, case time and time again in history that power- In the "real world" a reporter must stay
moment in American history. Americans have ful figures gained power through their use of out of any conflicts or demonstrations he or she
no concept any more of what journalism really the press; either by directly controlling it (as may covering. As I had said in a recent Student
means, who is a journalist, and just how diffi- in the case of Mussolini), or by simply being Media Council meeting, if a reporter is imbed-
cult and dangerous the job can be. I'm not just artful enough to garner the right kind of.pub- ded with a Marines patrol unit in Afghanistan,
talking about correspondents in Iraq, I'm refer- licity like the "Governator." Conflicts of inter- and suddenly picks up a rifle and starts shoot-
ring to the guy who writes a story about an est can be a serious issue on all sides, and it ing, this person is no longer a reporter, but a
influx of drug dealers in a small town, and sud- should not be taken lightly. combatant. The rules change, and they would be
denly turns up dead in the river. The instantly be stripped of any rights as a member
Committee to Protect Journalists [www.cpj.org ] of the media.
is an important organization. I wish you all This is especially difficult for college
would take a moment to visit, so you can see the students who may be covering protests, because
facts regarding the dangers of journalism. We chances are that if you are covering a protest at
think that Bill O'Reilly and Al Franken are this level it's because you really want to be
journalists. Even worse, we attack actual jour- there alongside these people in the first place.
nalists whenever they print material that does- You can absolutely report on your experience
n't sit well with what we think we know and As a protestor or combatant, etc, etc; but if you
wish were true. are identifying yourself solely as a journalist,
D.C. Federal court ruled recently that you must remain a journalist and simply record.
two reporters in the Valerie Plame case were not It is unethical for a governmental offi- Again, this is the ideal. Reality is often differ-
protected by the First Amendment, and must cial, especially if this person is elected, to have ent, and many journalists have been beaten and
reveal their sources in a court of law or go to any hand in the American press and the report- arrested alongside protestors, even if they have
jail. Many news sources are reporting both on ing of news; particularly if the news story deals clearly marked themselves as being there sim-
the Plame case itself, and the court ruling with an issue the official is working on, or in ply to observe.
regarding reporter's privilege. If you want some way involved with. No stories about your- Conflict of interest is usually not hard
more information on the Plame case, Google self either. If said official wants to have special to identify. If you feel you may be in a position
News is a fantastic place to start. It's also got a shows or columns where the official gives his to have a conflict of interest, try and look at it
good selection of pieces written regarding the commentary and opinion, that's allowed, but from an outside perspective. If you were a vic-
reporter's privilege ruling. don't try to pass it off as NEWS. Bill O'Reilly is 'tim of horrible rashes because of tainted
What I'd like to mention here is the fact not news; he's a pundit, a commentator, and a aspirin, would you really be the best person to
that there is hope for journalists. Right now in poor journalist who lives up to no standard I write a story on the case, or are you better off
Congress, there is a bill sponsored by the have ever seen. If he called himself what he is, contributing to someone else's story?
RTNDA [www.rtnda.org] would actually imple- I would respect him more. Sometimes a person is able to be objective and
ment a federal shield law. For those of you who In the microcosm of Stony Brook add insight that might otherwise go unnoticed to
didn't read my last piece about shield laws, University we often find that the only students a piece, but other times personal bias really
they are the laws that many states have enacted, actually involved are the same ones, who are does detract from the piece.
protecting a journalist's rights, and the right to part of many different organizations. This is a Is what you- are involved with directly
not reveal confidential sources. More informa- problem because there simply are not enough interfering with, or somehow affecting your
tion on that can be found here: people to go around and fill all the spots equal- ability as a reporter? There are times when a
www.rcfp.org/privilege/. ly. The Co-Host of my show is both a member of story hits too close to home to cover. You're bet-
While I would like to see the people who student media and student government. Ideally, ter off passing the story on to someone else in
exposed Plame punished for. their actions; I do you could only be a member of one of these this case, and contributing as a member ofthe
not believe that a reporter should be held in organizations at a time, but again, we are not public. Knowing what a good interview should
prison for doing his job. We have the freest under ideal or even truly real world conditions sound like, you may very well become one of the
press in the world, and I'd like it to stay that at Stony Brook. It then becomes paramount that star witnesses in a case. Use your skills as a
way. the person separates his or her actions from reporter at all times to your advantage, but
Moving on to the topic I had originally within one organization to the actions in anoth- remain neutral and always seek absolute fact in
intended to write about for this episode, we have er. The more hats, you wear, the harder this your own work.
the concept of conflict of interest. It's been the gets.
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FLun-nB lE P171
Word Pentagram!
The following five words can be found in the word
pentagram below. Place the letters of these words
into each of the circles so that all five words fit.
The words for this hellish installment are:
DROP
DELL
TREE
TOIL
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surfin now ..... lII murderer
12. Commercial . iii 2. Beatle's hit "Back in the "
14. "The ~ Suspects"
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17. Conjunction with 'is' 4. Movie starring Dom Delouise
18. " be or not be" 5. Land of Lincoln
19. Hotel 6. Rolling Seussalphapuzzle
20. Howard. 7. Where nobody knows your nrime Looks like a crossword, but isn't. Each number in the boxes
22. and burning . 8. Institution of snoopy agents
25. Something typically required to 9. Steak sauce brand below represents a letter of the alphabet. Use what you
succeed as a student 10. Last song on Rubber Soul know about the English language (or in this case the titles
26. Those cheering at a football game 11. State where you may find th of Dr. Seuss' books) to solve the code! You have been
28. Suffix with beat and peace Windy City
29. Simon and Garfunkel. eg. 13. Sam Cooke hit"
provided with several letters below. Good Luck!
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32. Fabric with a satin-like ••she 18 Member of the Jackson 5
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34. Avoid 21. A constellation 1 4 s5 6 "7 8 G 10 11 12 13
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common . :: word?
48. Rapper who is Illmatic and. 37. Quickly! ,
Stillmatic ..... 40. Club where geeks played with
49. Daytime talk guru slide in high school
50. "And you?" in Milan ..:.:. .,.: 41. List of names , . 13
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58. "Born in the_"_ 53. Bug killing spray brand i.iiiii .
59. Capital of Saudi Arabia
61. . ego. superego ...
62. Having to do with the mrin atery
55. He who puts two and twtE gether
57. Hitler's party
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66. Barbie's boy toy i 66. Quick end to a fight ;
67. Short album 68. The circumference dividled bythe
69. The King diameter of any circle
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