Excerpts from the liberal play book..

1. Always ask what your country can do for you never what you can do for your country.
2. Use as much energy and natural resources as you please and leave your mess for other
people to clean
up then act like you're a huge environmentalist.
3. Learn to quick draw the race card.
4. Carry on about the rights of convicted murderers but support under all circumstances
the killing of unborn babies.
5. Register to vote as many times as you can in as many states as you can..
6. Always act stupid and helpless.
7. Keep yourself convinced that the man is holding you back and repeating the old worn
out cliches like the
rich get richer while the poor get poorer and it takes money to make money.
8. Get a government job or join the military for the benefits but whine constantly about
the responsibilities.
9. Always blame crime on society the police and firearms but never criminals
10. Insist on tolerance towards all until someone has a different point of view than yours.
11. Spend more time worrying about other peoples tax's than your own.
12. Get into other peoples business but go postal if people get into yours.
13. Maybe cover yourself with tattoos and piercings making yourself unemployable then
apply for disability.
14. Get a handicap sticker for your car even though you can outrun the fastest policeman.
15. Always back your side no matter how incompetent then justify it by telling yourself
"he has your back".
16. Skin your knee then call an ambulance and an attorney.
17. Apply for every type of government aid available.
18 Have another illegitimate child to get a raise in your welfare handout.
20. Always be on the lookout for an excuse to be offended.
21. Make up some idiot cause then insist on taxpayer money to research it.
22. Go to a restaurant and eat then complain about the food to get out of paying.
23. Take credit for other peoples ideas that succeed and deny your own ideas that fail.
24. Apply for jobs you know you're not qualified for then cry discrimination when you
don't get hired.
25, Always insist that you decide what fair is.
26. Always blame America for everything wrong in the world especially if there's a
republican in the white house.
27. Always answer a question with a question or an irrelevant distraction.
28. Use food stamps to buy food and your own money for alcohol lottery tickets and fun
stuff..
29. Tell a lie as often as you can hoping it becomes the truth.
30. Call anyone who disagrees with you a racist or a hater.