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Make your Computer Welcome You


With this trick, you can make your Computer welcome you in its computerized voice
instead of having a human said Welcome. You can make your Windows based
computer say "Welcome to your PC, Username."

Make Windows Greet you with a Custom Voice Message at Startup

To use this trick, follow the instructions given below:-

1.Click on Start. Navigate to All Programs, Accessories and Notepad.
2.Copy and paste the exact code given below.
Dim speaks, speech
speaks="Welcome to your PC, Username"
Set speech=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
speech.Speak speaks
3. Replace Username with your own name.
4. Click on File Menu, Save As, select All Types in Save as Type option, and save
the file as Welcome.vbs or "*.vbs".
5. Copy the saved file.
6. Navigate to C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Start
Menu\Programs\Startup(in Windows XP) or to C:\Users\ User-
Name\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup (in
Windows 7 and Windows Vista) if C: is your System drive.
7. Paste the file.


Now when the next time you start your computer, Windows will welcome you in its
own computerized voice.

Note: For best results, it is recommended to change sound scheme to No Sounds.
You can change the sound scheme to No Sounds by following the steps given
below:-
1.Go to Control Panel.
2.Then click on Switch to Classic View.
3.Then Click on Sounds and Audio Devices.
4.Then Click on the Sounds Tab.
5.Select No Sounds from the Sound Scheme option.
6.I f you wish to save your Previous Sound Scheme, you can save it by clicking Yesin
the popup menu.
7.Click on OK.

Try it yourself to see how it works. In my personal opinion, this is an excellent trick.
Whenever I start my PC in front of anybody and the PC welcomes me, the fellow is
left wondering how brilliant a computer do I have

How to Temporarily Lock your PC When
Someone Enter Wrong Password in Windows 7

Adding a strong password to your PC is the best way to ensure that unauthorized users can access it.
However, if someone can gain access to your PC while you are not there, there is a chance that they
could try to guess the password. To slow them down a bit you can have Windows temporarily lock when
an incorrect password is entered. This will limit the number of times they can try out a password before
you return to the PC.

What well do is use Windows security settings to temporarily lock out the account for 30 minutes
whenever the wrong password is entered 3 times. This will prevent them from being able to repeatedly
guess your password, or at least make it take a lot longer.

Important Note: - This setting can also let somebody prank you by incorrectly entering the password 3
times and lock you out for 30 minutes. It would be wise to have another administrator account that can
unlock the regular account. Either way, use caution with this setting.
To enable this feature through Local Security Policy, Proceed as Follows: -

Please Note: - Local Security Policy is only available on Business, Professional, Enterprise, and Ultimate
versions of Windows 7 and Vista. If youre using Starter, Home Basic, or Home Premium, youll need to
use the Command Prompt method listed below.

1. To open Local Security Policy, simply enter it in the Start menu search box and select the correct
entry.

2. Now, double-click Account Policies on the left and select Account Lockout Policy.

3. By default, your account should not automatically lock out when the password is entered incorrectly.
To change this, double-click on the Account lockout threshold entry.

4. In this dialog, enter the number of times you want to allow before your account will lock out. We
entered 3, so our account will automatically lock out if the password is entered incorrectly 3 times in a
row. Click Ok to save your settings.

5. Windows will prompt you to set suggested settings for Account lockout duration and the length of
time to Reset account lockout counter. This will choose 30 minutes by default; you can select another
time, or go with the defaults by clicking Ok.

6. Youll now see your new settings in the Local Security Policy dialog. With our settings, our account will
be locked for 30 minutes if the password is entered incorrectly 3 times in a row. If you want to change
the settings, simply repeat these steps and enter the new settings you want


To enable this feature through Command
Promt, Proceed as Follows: -

1. If youre using a home edition of Windows, or prefer working in command prompt, you can change
the password lock settings directly from command prompt. First, open an Administrative command
prompt. To do this, right-click on the Command Prompt link in the Start menu and select Run as
Administrator.


2. Now, in the command prompt, enter the following: -
net accounts
This will list your current password policy, which by default should Lockout threshold: Never which
means that your account will not lock you out if the password is entered incorrectly.



3. Lets change this to automatically lock us out when then password is entered incorrectly.
Please Note: - Before you proceed, make sure to complete the full directions, or you could permanently
lock your accounts on a Home Premium computer.
To change the setting and make your login automatically lock you out, enter the following, substituting
the number at the end with the number of times you want to allow the password to be entered before
the account is locked. Make sure to set this as 1 or more.
net accounts /lockoutthreshold:3
Here we set the account to lock out after the password is entered incorrectly 3 times.


4. Now, you need to set how long the account will be locked when the password is entered incorrectly.
Enter the following, again choosing any option over 1. We set our computer to lock for 30 minutes, but
you can choose less or more, depending on your needs.
net accounts /lockoutduration:30
5. Then enter the following to choose how long to wait before the incorrect login count is reset. We
recommend entering the same number you used for the lockout duration.
net accounts /lockoutwindow:30
Once youre finished, you can enter net accounts again to review your settings. They should look
something like the settings below, depending on what you chose.



Now youre all set. Your account will automatically prevent people from logging in if the password is
entered incorrectly too many times. If you ever want to change or remove the settings, just repeat the
steps with the new options you want.

While this may not make your computer fully secure, it does help keep people from casually snooping
on your computer while its running. This will make it much harder for someone to guess your password,
since theyll be blocked out after entering it incorrectly several times.

Dont forget that you can quickly lock your computer by pressing Win+L on your keyboard, which is a
good idea if you want to keep your data safe when youre away from your desk.