Once upon a time, you know where this is going.

For three years now, some of the Internets most talented illustrators have
been creating their visual interpretation of FML stories. Weve received fe-
male artists, male artists, Americans, Brits, French, Canadians, Australians,
hosted anecdotal humor, morbid humor, cynical humor, ironic humor, and
parodic humor. Now, all of these cosmopolite creations and creators are
united together thanks to the spirit of experiencing day-to-day crap.
Merry FML Christmas dear all, this is our gift to you.
Front cover by Jesse Nylund / Back cover by Benjamin Forsell / Book design by Alice Amiel
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container.
Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
Dustin Reese
http://www.plusonecomic.com/
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was
wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my
breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at
me, so I smiled back and as started to walk over,
I turned down my music while smiling.
It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Benjamin Forsell
http://benjaminforsell.deviantart.com/
Today, I was late to work because the metro broke down. Yesterday I was late to work because the
train in front of me broke down. The week before that I was late to work because the swat team
shut the entire metro station down. Even the interns think Im making this up. FML
Aviv Itzcovitz
http://www.iaviv.com/stupidsnake/
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that
the vacuum mustve eaten it. FML
James Grant
http://www.crazysunshine.com/
Today, I was in a public restroom when the girl in the stall next to me started asking me how I was
doing. Thinking it was weird but not wanting to be rude, I answered her questions. Halfway though
our conversation she said: Hold on, the girl in the stall next to me thinks Im talking to her. FML
Ryan Hudson
http://www.channelate.com/
Today, I spent a long time steam-cleaning a mystery stain on my living room carpet. I turned the
light on to get a better look at it, and realized that it was a shadow. FML
Sye Watts
http://syeonline.com/
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I nd out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Sow Ay
http://sow-ay.blogspot.fr/
Today, my youngest son thought that RedBull actually gave him wings. What it actually gave him
was a trip to the ER and 7 stitches. It also gave me a meeting with social services. FML
Marcel Guldemond
http://www.marcelguldemond.com/
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor
and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus,
he said in a cartoonish voice, Oh, its so squishy up here. The doctor turned me into a sock
puppet. FML
Gemma Correll
http://gemmacorrell.com/
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was
standing next to my husband in front of all of
our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I
was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward.
My husband didnt come to help me up. He just
said at the top of his lungs, FAIL! FML
Jesse Nylund
http://completelyseriouscomics.com/
Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same
time. I didnt know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML
Justin Westover
http://www.mrlovenstein.com/
Today, my daughter was still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, Have
a nice day she screamed at me, DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! FML
Ben Dessy
http://macadamvalley.com/
Today, I held the door open for an old man in a motorized wheelchair. He missed the door, hit my
foot, and called me an asshole for getting in his way. FML
Ryan Pagelow
http://www.bunicomic.com/
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my
laptop. FML
Jul
http://www.forzapedro.com/
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious
as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly
breathe as he told me, Honey youre on your phone talking to me. FML
Marine
http://marine-illus.blogspot.fr/
Today, at the age of 57, my dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder. FML
ValMO
http://kabochenook01.blogspot.ca/
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coee table, threw away a
used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Yllya
http://oneyearchallenge.tumblr.com/
Today, its my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles album from my wife. Awesome
right? Its the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using
my credit card. FML
Jeff Beckman
http://ultimancomic.com/
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate at-
tempt to say something back, I said, Thanks, I like your shoelaces. FML
John Kleckner
http://www.hejibits.com/
The End
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