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CAMDEN L - FURNISHED, NEAR POOL, RENTABLE, SHOWER STALL $31,000
BERKSHIRE B - UPGRADES GALORE! SHOWER STALL CERAMIC TILE, H20 VIEW $43,000
NORWICH M - FURNISHED/UNFURNISHED, CARPET, EAST GATE $25,000
NORWICH O - UNFURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, NEAR EAST GATE $40,000
SUSSEX A - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, RENTABLE ACTIVE CLUBHOUSE $29,900
SHEFFIELD M - SWEET AND COZY, NEAR HASTINGS FITNESS CENTER $25,000
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DOVER A - ENCLOSED PATIO, TENNANT IN PLACE, WATERVIEW $60,000
DOVER A - CARPET, NEW REF. HURRICAN SHUTTER, LINOLEUM, FURN. $38,000
GOLF’S EDGE B - HANDYMAN SPECIAL, NEAR EAST GATE $28,500
DOVER B - WATERVIEW, BEAUTY, NEAR CLUBHOUSE, FURNITURE NEG $49,900
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WINDSOR N - BEAUTY, NEAR POOL AND WEST GATE $37,000
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SOUTHAMPTON A - CT, FURN, NEG, NEW KITCH, SCRND PATIO $28,000
STRATFORD I - PARTLY FURN, CT, COMPLETELY RENOV, LAKEVIEW $45,000
SOUTHAMPTON B - FURNISHED, CARPET, CENTRAL AIR $24,000
SOUTHAMPTON C - NEWER CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, FURNISHED $25,000
PLYMOUTH F - FURNISHED, CARPET, NOT RENTABLE, DRIVE UP TO $18,500
DOVER C - UNFURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, BERBER CARPET $35,000
GREENBRIER A - UNFURNISHED, NEW REFRIGERATOR, GOLF VIEW $35,000
CHATHAM U - HEART OF COMMUNITY, 6 MONTHS FREE MAINT, FURN $35,000
GREENBRIER A - PARTLY FURNISHED, ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS $79,900
GOLF’S EDGE G - CARPET, CERAMIC TILE BEAUTY $35,000
DOVER C - CENTRAL AIR, ELEVATOR BLDG, NEAR CLUBHOUSE $29,000
EASTHAMPTON D - LOVELY FURNISHED CONDO, NEAR EAST GATE $25,000
WELLINGTON F - FURNISHED, WATERVIEW, ELEVATOR IN BUILDING $46,000
GROUND FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH
WINDSOR E - UNFURNISHED, CARPET, WATERVIEW, DISHWASHER, RENTABLE $15,000
KENT C - FURN, WATERVIEW, CT, UPDATED BATH, NEWER APPLIANCES $29,900
NORWICH I - PARTLY FURNISHED, CARPET/LINOLEUM, NEAR EAST GATE $12,000
ANDOVER E - FUNRISHED, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE GARDEN VIEW $15,000
ANDOVER D - PARTLY FURNISHED, FITNESS CENTER $15,900
WINDSOR F - FURNISHED, WALK IN SHOWER, ENCLOSED PATIO $18,000
NORTHAMPTON S - BEAUTIFUL, CERAMIC TILE , UPGRADES GALORE $28,000
CANTERBURY H - WOW! 50 IN TV, CERAMIC TILE IN KITCHEN AND DINING $25,000
CHATHAM S - FURNISHED, BEAUTIFUL WATERVIEW $20,000
CHATHAM K - UNFURNISHED, RENTABLE, VERY NICE AREA, LAKE VIEW $20,000
UPPER FLOOR 1 BED 1 BATH
SUSSEX I - FURNISHED, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, NEW A/C $25,000
CAMDEN J - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, 2 A/C UNITS, CEILING FANS $13,000
BERKSHIRE J - FURN., CT, CARPET, HARDWOOD FLRS, NOT RENTABLE $16,500
KENT B - UNFURNISHED, SHOWER STALL, BEDROOM REDONE, CARPET/CT $30,000
WINDSOR K - PT FURNISHED, NEW REFRIG AND DISHWASHER $21,000
CANTERBURY H - FURNISHED, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, RENTABLE $24,000
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DORCHESTER E - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, RENTABLE AFTER 1 YEAR $23,000
CANTERBURY K - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, UPGRADES $15,000
SUSSEX C - FURNISHED, CARPET, NEW APPLIANCES, REDONE $19,900
WINDSOR D - FURNISHED, WATERVIEW, NEAR WEST GATE $29,900
CAMDEN J - NEW BATHROOM UTTILITIES, NEW WATER HEATER $19,900
COVENTRY E - NEW FURNITURE, CENTRAL A/C, PET FRIENDLY $24,000
UPPER FLOOR CORNER 2 BED 1.5 OR 2 BATH
DORCHESTER B - PARTLY FURN, 5 CEILING FANS NEW C/A CARPET, RENTABLE $33,000
CAMBRIDGE D - FURNISHED, CARPET, STALL SHOWER, GARDEN VIEW $32,000
CHATHAM A - WTRVW $41,900
EASTHAMPTON G - UNFURNISHED, CARPET, TILE, NEAR WEST GATE $39,500
GREENBRIER B - UNFURN, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, NEWER APPLS $55,000
SALISBURY F - NEW KITCHEN, FURNISHED, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE $43,000
WELLINGTON G - UNFURN, NEW CARPET,NEW KITCHEN, NEW A/C $49,000
GOLF’S EDGE F - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, CORNER UNIT $55,000
CAMBRIDGE E - CARPET, PARTLY FURN, CA, GARDEN VIEW $43,000
COVENTRY K - WALK-IN-SHOWER, PET FRIENDLY, FURNISHED $49,000
CAMDEN E - FURNITURE NEG, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE $39,000
BEDFORD H - FURNISHED/UNFURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, CARPET $38,000
NORWICH H - BEAUTY, RENTABLE, BEST OFFER $40,000
CAMBRIDGE H - STUNNING! FURNISHED, NEW HURRICANE WINDOWS $69,900
WALTHAM I - PARTLY FURNISHED, LOTS OF LIGHT, NEW A/C, EAST GATE $33,000
HASTINGS B - UNFURNISHED, CARPET, LIFT, LIGHT AND BRIGHT $37,000
WALTHAM A - FURNISHED, RENTABLE, NEAR AMENITIES $68,000
NORWICH L - FURNISHED, RENTABLE, GREAT LOCATION $69,000
SHEFFIELD O - CERAMIC TILE, PRETTY, GARDEN VIEW $75,000
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SOMERSET A - UNFURN., PERGO FLOORS, 2 BATHS,, HURRICANE SHUTTERS STAINLESS
STEEL APPLIANCES, WATERVIEW, NEAR POOL AND TENNIS COURTS $65,000
NORTHAMPTON N - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, SHOWER STALL, WATERVIEW $45,000
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NORWICH L - FURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, RENTABLE $44,500
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COVENTRY A - CARPET, TILE, PARTLY FURNISHED, GARDEN VIEW $25,000
SALISBURY H - CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, 1 BATH, WALL UNITS, RENTABLE $25,000
CANTERBURY G - UNFURNISHED, CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, NEWER APPLIANCES $33,000
STRATFORD M - HURR WNDOS, CPT, CT, UNFURN, CHAIR LIFT $44,000
HASTINGS D - NEW KITCHEN, NEW BATH, STEP IN SHOWER $39,000
WELLINGTON L - UNFURNISHED, WATERVIEW, 2 BATHS, BAMBOO FLOORS $95,000
WALTHAM B - FURNISHED, CARPET, RENTABLE, NEAR EAST GATE $39,000
BEDFORD H - PARTLY FURN, WATERVIEW, STORM SHUT, FURN, GRANITE TOPS, 2 BATHS,
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OXFORD 100 - FURNISHED, WATERVIEW, STEPS TO POOL, 2 BATHS $35,000
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SOMERSET K - FURN, 2 SHWR STALLS, CT, 1 BED W/CPT CEILING FANS $53,000
COVENTRY E - FURN - NEG, CERAMIC TILE, SCREEN PATIO, GARDEN VIEW $25,000
BEDFORD I - UNFURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, CENTRAL AIR, GARDENVIEW $49,000
NORWICH I - PARTLY FURNISHED, CARPET, NEAR EAST GATE $20,000
STRATFORD A - CERAMIC TILE, 2 NEW BATHS, HURRICANE SHUTTER $53,000
WELLINGTON E - FURNISHED, NEW A/C CARPET, CERAMIC TILE, 2 BATHS $50,000
CHATHAM D - UNFURNISHED, CERAMIC TILE, WATERVIEW, RENTABLE $58,000
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Organization News pm. If you need a partner, On Sun, Dec 20, we are hav- #520: Meets 4th Sun at Elks transferees from out of state.
Continued from Page 26 call Mimi, 697-2710, leave ing our Chanukah Party, a Lodge, Belvedere Rd. Con- We are a fraternal brotherhood
Century Village Computer message. kosher meal and dancing. We tinental breakfast at 9:00, fostering the credo of friend-
Club: Meets 1st and 3rd Thu, return to regular meets on Jan followed by general meeting. ship, charity, benevolence.
Nov-Apr (1 Thu only rest Evangelical Christian Net- 14 and Feb 11. In Mar, it’s a
st
Come as our guest and see Mike, 615-0218.
of year), 1:00 pm in Class working Club: Meets 1st Fri, Purim Party. In Apr, it’s Yom- what we’re all about! Walt,
Room 103, and incl 30 min 6:30 pm, Classroom B of CH. Hashoa. Kathy, 689-0393. 478-6521; Phil, 686-2086. Merry Minstrels: Meet Thu,
Q&A, biz portion, presenta- We share relevant info among 10:00-11:00 am, Music Room
tion, 50/50 and door prizes. ourselves and with our com- Irish-American Cultural Jewish War Veterans Ladies B. We are a group who enjoy
Arrive by 12:15 if you wish to munity. Dee, 827-8748; Steve, Club of CV: Meets 1st Tue in Auxiliary Post #520: Meets singing at various nursing
join, renew your membership, 389-5300. CH, 2:00 pm, Room C. For info, 3 rd Mon at The Classic. A homes. We’re looking for new
or register for free hands-on call Robert, 917-704-0223. continental breakfast is served members, so if you enjoy mu-
classes. GiGi’s Group: Monthly trip at 9:00 am, followed by our sic, contact GiGi at 689-6092;
to the Mardi Gras Casino. Jan Italian-American Culture meeting. Our efforts go to the feeling of giving joy to
Century Village Gun Club: cruise to the Caribbean. Con- Club: Bowling at Verdes Lanes creating welcome kits for the others is so rewarding.
Meets 2nd Tue, 7:00 pm, Class- tact GiGi at 689-6092. started Sat, Oct 31, 9:00. Join veterans at the VA Center at
room B. You don’t have to your friends for a morning of Military Trail and various po- Na’Amat USA (Pioneer
own a weapon. Everything is Greater Philadelphia Club: fun. Fran, 616-3314. sitions at the Center. We find Women): Meets 4th Tue, 1:00
free. This fall, we have a great Elaine, 615-6697. our volunteer work helpful and pm, at Cypress Lakes Audi-
lineup of speakers. We were Jewish War Veterans Post rewarding and welcome new torium for mini-lunch and
sponsored by Humana Insur- Hadassah, Judith Epstein #501: Meets 1 st Sun, An- members. Dorothy, 478-6521. interesting programs, guests
ance for free range time at the Chapter at CVWPB: Meets 3rd shei Sholom. Breakfast at are always welcome. For info,
Gator Gun Center on Sep 9. Wed at 11:45 am for mini-lunch, 9:00; meeting at 9:30; meets Knights of Pythias: You are call Rhoda, 478-8559. Com-
Ladies are invited. George, 12:30 meeting at Cong Anshei from Sep to May with guest invited to join Palm Beach ing events: Dec 4-13, special
471-9929. Sholom. Suzanne, 686-4241. speakers. Activities include Rainbow Lodge #203, meet 9 nite Caribbean cruise on the
servicing VA patients. Ralph, 2nd and 4th Mon at North Coun- NCL Dawn incl round-trip
Century Village Orchestra: Holocaust Survivors of the 689-1271; Howard, 478-2780. ty Senior Center, Northlake bus trans to Miami and 6 ex-
We practice every Mon, 1:15- Palm Beaches: Meet 2nd Wed, Blvd. We welcome new mem- otic ports of call (Sylvia, 686-
3:45, in the CH, Room C (Oct 9:30 am, in Anshei Sholom. Jewish War Veterans Post bers, duals, reinstatements and 5350; Marlene, 684-8357).
26-Mar 20). We play 3 con-
certs each year. We welcome
all pros and amateurs who en-
joy playing with a group. We
would like to add a conductor,
more violins, violas, cellos,
bass, bassoons and percus-
sion players to our orchestra.
Rickie, 683-0869.

Century Village Symphony

Orchestra Annual Concert:
We will perform The Poet
and Peasant Overture, Con-
certino for Piano in A Minor,
The Russian Sailors’ Dance,
El Relicario, And the Angels
Sing, New World Symphony
(4th Movement) and selections
from The Phantom of the Op-
era and My Fair Lady on Thu,
Mar 13, 8:00 pm at the CH
Theatre. Tickets are on sale
now at the ticket office.

Christian Club: We meet 1st

Wed, 1:00 pm, Party Room of
CH. Bowling every Mon, 9:30
am, Verdes Tropicana, starting
Nov 9. Other events: Dec 4,
Christmas dinner dance, bring
an unwrapped toy; Feb 14,
Valentine dinner dance (both at
Mary Immaculate Hall). Rose,
641-0014; Grace, 640-5279.

Deborah Hospital Founda-

tion: Meets 2nd Fri every other
mo in CH Party Room, 11:00
am. Next meet Dec 11. Call
Bea 688-9478, Claire 684-5659,
Marge 687-3991 for info on
our special Holland America
Westerdam Southern Caribbean
Cruise Jan 24-31; call Michele
561-914-8659 or 800-741-9429
to reserve a cabin.

Duplicate Bridge at Hast-

ings Clubhouse: Every Mon
at 7:00 pm and Wed at 1:00

Beach) (ticket information and
reservations: 514-4042 or www.
palmbeachdramaworks.org):
Arts & Through Nov. 29: Henrik
Entertainment Ibsen’s A Doll’s House. It’s
still the definitive work on
Irv Rikon women’s liberation.
Caldwell Theatre Company
(Boca Raton) (561-241-7432
or 877-245-7432 or www.
December 2009 THE UCO REPORTER Page 3
caldwelltheatre.com): jupitertheatre.org):
Nov. 8-Dec. 13: The Vosey Nov. 10-22: Fanny Brice:
Inheritance. Written over a The Real Funny Girl. World
hundred years ago by Harley Premiere Musical telling the
Granville-Barker and adapted comedienne’s true story while
by David Mamet, this is the using the songs that helped to
story of a Bernie Madoff-type make her a star.
Ponzi scheme. All-star cast! Dec. 1-13: Neil Simon’s Lost
Maltz Jupiter Theatre (Ju- in Yonkers. Multiple-award
piter) (575-2223 or www. Continued on page 34

Welcome! The autumn- stand-up comedian.

winter holiday season is al- Dec. 22: “The Neil Dia-
most upon us. The local Arts
and Entertainment season
2009-2010 has already begun.
Here’s a sampling begin-
mond Tribute” with Jay White.
Dec. 26: Mal Z. Lawrence —
Catskills on Broadway and more.
Dec. 27: Terry Johnson’s
STOP
ning with the Century Village Flamingos — The Flamingos,
Paying too much for your Telephone Service???
schedule. of course, are songsters. Terry
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Nov. 14: Anna Maria Al- main songwriter for the group.
• Home Security Devices (ADT)
berghetti — Music and charm Dec. 31: Dino De Luca —
• Wireless Phones (most are free with monthly plans)
from a veteran performer. Music and comedy for New
• Internet Services
Nov. 17: The Tony Pace Year’s Eve.
Show — He sings; he makes Selected A&E Happenings
For More Information Call Frank or Joann
you laugh; he has you think- Outside the Gates:
561-531-5231 (cell 508-498-8057)
ing he’s a whole lot of other Theater
We’ll come to you and show you how to save $$$$$
guys. Dramaworks (West Palm
Nov. 21: “Let’s Hang On”
— Singers and dancers pay
tribute to Frankie Valli and
the Four Seasons.
Nov. 24: “Cavendish Clas-
sics” — Great moments in
opera and musical theater
with tenor Eduardo Calcano,
baritone Graham Fandrei
and two sopranos new to our
stage.
Nov. 28: Mark and Clark —
Twins with twin baby grand
pianos, playing music and
making us laugh as well.
Dec. 1: “Jingle Bell Rock”
— Young singers and dancers
rockin’ to live music for the
holiday season.
Dec. 3: “Cavendish Clas-
sics” — “Hooray For Hol-
lywood.”
Dec. 6: “Tony Mara’s
Dream” — The Doo Wop
team, back again by popular
demand.
Dec. 10: “That’s Amore”
— And that’s Mark Adams as
Dean Martin with sexy girls
ala the Gold Diggers.
Dec. 12: “Mostly Mercer”
— A tribute to Songwriter
Johnny Mercer and to the
singers who sang his songs
played and sung by Equinox
Jazz, an ensemble of eight
musicians.
Dec. 13: “Ballet Fedotov”
— West Side Story: A ballet
danced to the music of Leon-
ard Bernstein and choreo-
graphed by Vadim Fedotov, a
former Soviet choreographer.
Dec. 15: “The Broadway
Boys” — Show tunes and
classic pop songs with funk,
jazz and folk.
Dec. 19: “Sarge” — “I may
be black, but God knows I’m
Jewish.” A singer who sings
with many voices, pianist, and
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Kent I - Corner Tile Near Kent Pool 20,000
Hastings B - All New Everything! 20,000
Bedford C - Furnished Enclosed Patio 24,500
Kent E - Furnished Next to Pool 25,000
Andover M - Corner Lagoon Nice Location 25,000
Cambridge H - Corner Tile Hurricane Shutters 25,000
Easthampton G - Tile Tankless WH Near Egate 29,900
Northampton N - Tile, Corner, Central Air 31,000
Sheffield D - Lakeview Corner Unfurn Near Fit Center 32,999
Sussex K - Furnished Immaculate Corner 33,000
Easthampton I - Corner Furnished 34,000
Dover A - Tile, Unfurn, Encl Patio, Waterview 39,900
GROUND FLOOR 2 BED 1 & 1½ BATH
Coventry G - Furnished 29,900
Hastings E - Furnished Steps to Health/Fitness 29,900
Chatham G - Lakeview Walk to Pool 33,000
Windsor K - Newer AC & Appl Near Pool 34,900
Coventry G - Many Upgrades Excel Condition 35,000
UPPER FLOOR 2 BED 1 & 1½ BATH
Sussex C - BEST VALUE!!! 19,900
Norwich C - Tile Floors Part Furnished 19,900
Norwich A - Tile Floors Furnished Corner 28,000
Chatham G - Lakeview Furnished 29,900
Coventry G - Upgraded Hurricane Windows Furnished 39,900
Southampton A - Cnr Tile Nice Golf View 44,282
Dover B - Tile Floor Enclosed Patio 59,900
GROUND FLOOR 2 BED & 2 BATH
Chatham G - Lake 2 Full Baths Walk Pool 33,000
Somerset I - Lakeview Walk to Tennis/Pool Unfurnished 39,900
Wellington E - Lake Furnished Near Pools 49,900
Stratford M - All Tile Like New Nr CH & Egate 54,900
Plymouth G - Supersize Encl Pat Lam Fl Nr Egate 69,900
UPPER FLOOR 2 BED & 2 BATH
Golf’s Edge 6 - Cnr Steps to Pool 39,900
Stratford M - Ceramic Tile Unfurnished Near Egate 39,900
Wellington C - Near Pool Furnish Lkvw 59,900
Wellington C - Cnr Encl Pat Hurr Prot 69,900
Oxford 500 - Corner Tile Floor 59,900
FARBER ANNUALS Century Village
Sussex C - 1/1 2F Furnished 400
Sheffield G - 1/1 2F Furnished 450
Kingswood D - 1/1 1F Furnished 450
Sussex D 1/1 2F Furnished Tile 450
Canterbury B 1/1 2F Furnished 450
Norwich L - 1/1 1F Furnished 500
Southampton B - 1/1½ 4F Furnished 500
Coventry K - 1/1 1F Pet OK Furn 525
Norwich B - 2/1½ 2F Furnished 550
Golf’s Edge F - 2/2 2F Furnished Pool 600
Sheffield J - 2/1½ 2F Furnished 600
Salisbury G - 1/1½ 2F Tile Near Egate 600
Salisbury G - 1/1½ 2F Furnished 600
Hastings F - 2/1½ 2F Furnished 600
Windsor D - 2/1½ 2F Corner Furnished 600
Stratford C - 2/2 Furnished 2 fl 750

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Wellington D - GF Many New Upgrades 39,900
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THE FARBERS
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Norwich M - Berber Carpet Enclosed Patio 19,900 Norwich (2) L - 1/1 1F Furnished 900
Cambridge E - Corn CA Furn Near Pool 19,900 Salisbury G - 1/1½ 2F Furnished 1,000
Windsor E - Cornerview Excel View Camden Pool 25,000 Salisbury G - 1/1½ 2F Furnished 1,000

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Chatham I - Lkvw Encl Pat Near Pool 29,900
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Arts & Entertainment Dec. 10: A Tribute to Ger- Quinn Lemley. (8pm) Salva- Dec. 21-23: Chicago — The
Continued from Page 29 shwin, Bernstein and All That
Jazz Starring David Amram.
tore Licitra, Tenor and Warren
Jones, Piano.
great Kander and Ebb musical.
Dec. 24-26: Moscow Clas-
You didn’t get
winning autobiographical
comedy by one of America’s
Dec. 11 & 13: Palm Beach Dec. 16: Ronan Tynan: The sical Ballet: The Nutcracker.
Dec. 26-31: Forbidden
a copy of our
Opera: Beethoven’s Sym- Gift of Christmas Sung.
greatest playwrights.
Music and Dance
phony No. 9 (Choral). Dec. 17: Israel Philharmonic Broadway (Rinker Playhouse). paper? Check the
Dec. 12: The Christmas Orchestra, Pinchas Zucker- Dec. 29: Tommy Tune and
Nov.-Dec. at the Kravis
Center (West Palm Beach)
Music of Mannheim Steam- man, Conductor and Solo Vio- the Manhattan Rhythm Kings. Fitness Center,
roller By Chip Davis. lin, Amanda Forsyth, Cello. Dec. 30: Woody Allen and
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Dec. 15: (11am & 2pm) Dec. 18: Barbara Cook. His New Orleans Jazz Band. Laundry or
Nov. 20-22: Miami City Dec. 31: Bonfire: Musical
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Gotta Get a Gimmick: Bur-
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Dec. 19: The Polar Express
(Gosman Amphitheatre). Strings (as seen on PBS). o Pharmacy!
anchine and Paul Taylor.
Nov. 23: Garrison Keil-
lor: Tales from Lake Wobe-
gon. Mr. Keillor has been
recognized for years as one
of America’s greatest vocal
story-tellers.
Nov. 28: Smothers Brothers
with Norm Crosby.
Nov. 29: Dave Koz and
Friends: A Smooth Jazz
Christmas 2009.
Nov. 30-Dec. 1: Bob Lappin
and the Palm Beach Pops: A
Tribute to the Song-Writing
Genius of Johnny Mercer.
Dec. 3-6: Billy Crystal “700
Sundays” — An entertainer
who needs no introduction,
this show was a smash hit on
Broadway. The Sunday perfor-
mance here will be followed
by a black-tie dinner-dance
(extra charge, of course!).
Dec. 9: Jim Brickman —
Beautiful World Christmas.
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years. I loved this book, though letters to the editor to 250 words and will accept both sides
The Reader’s it moved me to tears. o of opinions in order to provide a fair and balanced paper.
The Editors
Corner
Lenore Velcoff

Without a Map, a memoir writes unflinchingly about

by Meredith Hall, is the story
of a sixteen year old girl who,
in 1965, became pregnant
without benefit of marriage.
She is expelled from school,
kicked out of her mother’s
house, shunned by neighbors
and banished from her father’s
home after she gives up her
child for adoption.
The sexual mores of the first
half of the 1960s were very
different from those of the
years that followed, especially
in a small New Hampshire
town. Hall explains what it
was like to be cut off from all
emotional support at the time
it was most needed. Yet she
survived. Even as she wan-
dered on foot, penniless, from
one Middle Eastern country
to another, she endured. She
overcame great challenges.
Eventually, she returned
to New England, where she
reconciled with her past. She
sensitive subjects and a life
scarred by rigid expectations.
She coexisted with simultane-
ously loving and hating her
family. Lest you think this
book is just one big hole of
self-pity and sorrow, there are
also great uplifting moments.
The book weaves together mo-
rality, relationships, loneliness,
nature and love without ro-
manticizing the people, places
and feelings that Hall uses to
explore her life. For anyone
who has ever wondered how
someone could give up their
baby, this is a must read.
The author got money from
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to write her story. She is a
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professor at the University of
New Hampshire.
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The Mail Bag
Continued from Page 7
And a Fence Shall Run
Through It
On November 4, a case
was brought to an official
body of Palm Beach County.
Complaints were placed on the
desk of Senior Code Enforce-
ment Officer John Meyers,
who has been monitoring the
actions and inactions of Mr.
Andrew Waldman, and now
it was time for him to face
a judge and plead his case.
Elsewhere in this paper you’ll
find a list of those who were
present beside Mr. Waldman.
We were addressed by the
appointed magistrate, Gary
Brandenburg. The magistrate
pointed out that, even though
Mr. Waldman stopped doing
business, he did still have a re-
sponsibility to the County and
the adjacent citizens’ property.
The parallel he referred to was
“if you were the owner of a
restaurant and you went out of
business, you would still have
When driving, slow down
at school zones, especially
when the lights are blinking
on the warning sign!
to cut the grass and care for the
shrubbery.”
A question raised by the
special master was “did you,
in fact, have the fence taken
down?” The reply was “Sir,
there was never a fence in
place there,” while pointing
to recent pictures taken by
Inspector Meyers. “as you see,
there is no fence.” UCO VP
and member of our pro active
board took the stand and stated
that “all one had to do was go
on Google Earth” and see for
yourself that there was a fence
there, since the Haverhill en-
trance was created.
At this point, we heard the
judge’s findings: “Mr Wald-
man, I am giving you 30 days,
during that time you will take
out a permit to re-erect the
fence that you removed, and
cut the grass…giving you
sufficient time to comply. If
you do not, I will fine you
$150 per day until the job is
completed.”
Phil Shapkin, President,
Pro-Active Committee
Recap of County Members of the Pro-Active Cambridge B: Fore!
Hearing, Nov. 4 Committee and other residents In my last article I spoke
Many of you are aware that attended the hearing. Testimo- of a meeting with Mr. Wald-
nies were made by Pro-Active man. I heard that many people
the Waldman Group, owners
of the golf course, removed the members stating the concerns thought that I was in accord
of the Century Village resi- with him. Nothing could be
fence last July that had been
dents as to their security and further from the truth.
installed in 1993 to separate
safety since the fence was The fact is, I am in complete
the public area from the Cen-
removed which allows anyone disagreement with him. There
tury Village area of the golf
to enter from Haverhill Road is nothing he said that changed
course. Several complaints
and continue through the golf my mind about his construc-
were made by residents to the
course into Century Village. tion on our golf course. I am
County Code Enforcement
The Special Magistrate made a angered that he ruined the
Division. Code Enforcement
ruling to Mr. Waldman that he golf course, and took away an
found the owners to be in
has 30 days to install a fence. important part of our village.
violation of code and notified
If he does not in that time, he I believe the only proper thing
them of that fact.
will be fined $150 per day for for him to do is repair the course,
On November 4, 2009 a
every day until the fence is or relinquish it to a golf course
hearing was held at the County
installed. operator. We must do everything
Building Department. Mr. An-
Submitted by Honey Sager, in our power to see that he never
drew Waldman gave testimony
VP, Pro-Active Committee builds on the golf course.
to the Special Magistrate.
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“Chit Chat.” The informal
gatherings will be held
on Tuesday afternoons at
2pm-3:30pm in the Cen-
tury Village main Club-
house. There is no need
for anyone to feel isolated
and have no one to talk
to. Let’s get together and
spend a wonderful after-
noon. If you have any
questions, Rhoda may be
reached at 561-686-0835.
Hope to see you there for
our first get together in
December.

Karaoke continues
every Tuesday night
from 6:30-9:30 pm at
the Guest Pool and
Friday night from 6-9
pm in the Clubhouse
Party Room. Come
join the fun — music,
dancing and singing.
Page 18 THE UCO REPORTER December 2009

Clubhouse This & That

Library By Dr. Marilyn Ducati At Century Village
I first heard of Lydia Davis
By Dot Loewenstein
Compliments! Kudos!
from someone in one of the John H. Merey, M.D., P.A.
three book clubs to which I
Praise! Applause! Accolades!
currently belong. Ophthalmology/Diseases
OK, my computer thesaurus has
run out of synonyms. Basically,
Davis’ reputation may be
forbidding, but I find her
of the Eyes
what I’m trying to say is that no
matter where we go, or who we
philosophical, enchanting and Accepts Medicare
insanely funny.
meet, everyone in our Village
Books! What would I do and Most Insurances
stops me and tells me how much
they admire our library.
without them? As life gets
more difficult doing many of
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unteers, not to me. They do a
years, books are my greatest
fantastic job of keeping the place
neat. Books are always trim at
treasures now.
My treasure trove is the li-
Call 686-8202
the forward end of the shelves,
brary nearest Century Village,
and magazines are on lower chemistry, awarded to Ada a very important factor in heal-
located at 5689 Okeechobee Gate Pass: $3.25 for
shelves, easier to pick up than Yonath, the first woman to win ing from loss and loneliness
Blvd. If they don’t have a book 90 days. New Transpon-
heavy books. Upon arriving, that prize in 45 years. is having the support of other
you want, they will in a short der: $26.75. Replace-
when tables are filled to over- In closing, I’d like to share people, which we all shared
period of time (if possible) get it. ment Transponder: $16.
flowing with new donations, our with you how the first meeting gracefully.
Cheers to our President
volunteers just dig in and make of my “This and That” group P.S.: I wish everyone a Please, try to have the
Obama for winning this year’s
sure all are shelved properly. worked out — “Perfectly.” “Happy Thanksgiving.” I will exact change. We can-
Nobel Laureate in Peace.
We are also fortunate to have The topics were loneliness and be sharing it with my family in not take anything higher
Another prize this year that
residents who observe the “two relationships and it proved that California. See you soon. o than a $20 bill.
I find exciting — a prize in
tables” rule for jigsaw puzzles,
leaving other tables available
for those who would just like
to sit quietly and read. Where
else can anyone find a place
to do a jigsaw puzzle, leave it
unfinished, and return the next
day to note some pieces were
inserted, making the job much
easier? We like to borrow the
500 piece puzzles for home. A
corkboard (24” x 36”) fits on
the dining table and can easily
be moved and hidden under
the bed when guests come.
But the 1,000 piece puzzles
are best suited for our library
with wonderful lighting. Visi-
tors are always amazed to see
completed puzzles on display
for a week.
They add beauty, as does the
painting of a Paris street scene
by resident Helen Seigler, who
also creates cartoons for the
UCO Reporter.
Our Village welcomes back
our seasonal visitors, and,
as always, we accept dona-
tions of books with covers
that reflect the light, foreign
language books, and most
needed are Large Print books.
Paperbacks seem to come in
by the dozen, and leave the
same way, so feel free to do-
nate some in good condition.
Magazines multiply, espe-
cially if they are weeklies, and
will be transported to the big
yellow bins outside once they
are out of date.
Criticism and complaints
are heard elsewhere, at the
pools, on the buses, in the
clubhouse, but happily not at
our library. Let’s have a posi-
tive attitude everywhere!
Our wishes for Peace and
Goodwill go to all during this
approaching holiday season. o
 December 2009 THE UCO REPORTER Page 19

List of UCO Committees & Chairs Do You See the

As of October 10, 2009 Motorcycle?
Committee........................................................Chair The Honda crotch rocket
Advisory........................................ Randall Borchardt rider was traveling at ap-
Beautification........................................ Sandy Cohen proximately 85 mph. The VW
Benches & Signs..................................Haskell Morin driver was talking on a cell
phone when she pulled out
Cable....................................................... David Israel
from a side street, apparently
CERT..................................................... Jackie Karlan not seeing the motorcycle.
Channel 63.................................................Ken Davis The riders reaction time was
Community Relations......................... Ted Silverman not sufficient enough to avoid
Elections..........................................Hershel Sarasohn this accident. The car had
Finance................................................. Dorothy Tetro two passengers and the bike
rider was found inside the car
Infrastructure...................................... George Dupley
with them. The Volkswagen
Insurance............................................. Dan Gladstone actually flipped over from the
Investigations...................................... Louise Gerson force of impact and landed 20
Irrigation...............................................Sal Bummolo feet from where the collision
Lifts..............................................................Irv Small took place.
Maintenance............................................. Jerry Karpf All three involved (two
in the car and the bike rider)
Ombudsman........................................... Phil Shapkin
were killed instantly. This
Operations..................................George Loewenstein graphic demonstration was
Programs & Services............................Frank Cornish placed at the Motorcycle Fair
Reporter........................... Irv Lazar/Dot Loewenstein by the Police and Road Safety
(Co-Chairs) Department.
Safety.....................George Franklin/Michael Rayber Pass this on to car drivers
or soon to be new drivers,
(Co-Chairs)
or new motorcycle owners,
Search/Nominating......................... Roberta Fromkin and especially everyone you
Security.............................................. Al McLaughlin know who has a cell phone!
Transportation...............................Claudette LaBonte A picture is worth a thou-
Welcome................ Haskell Morin/Myron Silverman sand words.
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Creative Halloween Costumes Seen Channel 63 Memo

at Saturday Night Dance in the Save the Date The Channel 63 lineup is as
follows:
Clubhouse The UCO I nstallation Luncheon is sched-
u l e d f o r S u n d a y, M a r c h 1 4 , 2 0 1 0 a t t h e
All UCO, Special and Town
The Witches and the Werewolves joined the dancers in Hall Meetings appear at 56 min-
M arriott Hotel in West Palm Beach. This is utes past the hour until 6 min-
the Clubhouse Party Room on Saturday night. Many were in a good time to notify your Association so
utes after the next hour.
creative costumes as all had fun at the Saturday night dance, that they may put the price of your tickets
Odd Hours show Announce-
swinging to various musical tunes. in their 2010 budget.
We will be installing a new UCO President, ments and Classes.
Vi c e Pre s i d e n t s, Tre a s u re r, Co r re s p o n d i n g Even Hours show Clubs and
S e c r e t a r y, a n d R e c o r d i n g S e c r e t a r y. T h e Organizations.
Executive Board will be installed too. The recorded Delegate As-
A delicious brunch will be ser ved as well sembly will be shown for five
as music for dancing. days at 9:00 am and 6:00 pm.
The good news is that we have been able All requests for your infor-
to keep the cost per person to $35. M ore mation to be shown must use
information will follow as we get closer to
the provided form at the UCO
2010.
Mary Patrick Benton, Chair
office. Instructions are on the
form.

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STORE HOURS: Mon-Sat 9am-5pm; Sun 10am-6pm

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Mark B. Grumet, D.M.D.

From the GENERAL DENTISTRY
Listening Post Conveniently located where you shop
Syd Kronish
Crosstown Plaza
Between Publix and Blockbuster Video
• Exams, Cleanings Call
Can’t we get along?!? lane to lane on highways and
• Crown and Bridgework

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This is the problem we all even local roads. We also see
face today and in the future. people driving while using cell • Implant Bridgework
It is “civility.” phones and texting, not using • Partial and Full Dentures
• Same Day Repairs, Relines 2885-H N. Military Trail
Civility has eluded a diverse a seat belt, running a red light
• Other Phases of General Dentistry Hours by Appointment
population around the world and not using a signal.
for ages. But it has deterio- Only each individual,
rated noticeably everywhere whether he or she is a CV
in recent years. resident or living elsewhere,
The dictionary describes the can change civility to respect.
word “civility” as meaning: re- The famed comedian
spect, courtesy, politeness, com- George Burns, when he
passion and graciousness. The reached the age of 100, at his
one summing it up is respect. birthday party, said, “When I
Hatred and violence are was a young boy I was told by
the direct opposite of civility. my mother to respect my el-
Wars are being fought all over ders, I took her advice and did,
the world. Violence begets now that I am 100 and there is
violence. Civility obviously nobody here older than me, I
is gone with the wind. How- don’t have to respect anyone.”
ever, respect or civility, comes Let’s follow the advice of
down to an internal personal Mr. Burns, until we reach 100.
level. Okay?!? o
It starts in the political arena
with the shouting of insults
and name calling. It reaches
the depth of reason when
members of our Congress
attack one another and, as a
recent incident showed, when
President Obama was accused
of being a liar — rancor pre-
vailed. We all remember when
a foreign journalist threw his
shoes at the then-President
George W. Bush, in anger.
History records the prelude
to World War II, with shouting
and screaming against minori-
ties by Adolf Hitler.
We see town meetings with
shouts and screams in an at-
tempt to disrupt the occasion.
We also are aware of the same
situation at meetings of Cen-
tury Village committees, yell-
ing, insulting, and interrupting
at every note.
What happened to Mr. Nice
Guy? Major league baseball
manager Leo Durocher once
exclaimed “Nice Guys Finish
Last.”
I must comment on our
daily lives where civility trans-
posed into road rage. We
see speeders hurrying from

Notice:
Due to many opinions
on the same topic, we must
limit letters to the editor to
250 words and will accept
both sides of opinions in
order to provide a fair and
balanced paper.
The Editors
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FOR RENT
Safety Town Hall Meeting
By George Franklin
As you all know, the November Safety Town Hall
Meeting had to be canceled because of the termite
problem at the Clubhouse. We have been able to
reschedule this seminar to Thursday, December 17,
9:30 a.m. with the same dynamic speakers that were
scheduled for November.
Totally Renovated
Folks, just another reminder: Do not miss this
one!! This promises to be the best seminar we have
1 Bedroom 1½ Bath
ever been able to hold. These speakers are from the
Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, The Palm Beach
Ground Floor
County State Attorney’s Office and the Florida At-
torney General’s Office. All of these speakers are the Great Location
most professional in their fields and will be giving
you the finest most updated personal safety informa- Stratford N
tion available to date! Trust me, you won’t fall asleep
listening to these speakers! The information is as Year Round or Seasonal
follows:
• Date: December 17, 2009
• Day: Thursday
631-786-7619 CELL
• Time: 9:30 a.m.
• Place: Room “C,” Clubhouse 631-667-2330 HOME
Steven Heller
• Further Information: Call George, 471-9929
Do not become a victim!!! Come early, meet the
speakers, bring a friend!!!

Main Clubhouse: December Classes

All Classes Are NOT Final, and Are Subject to Change
Monday Classes
Class Date Fee Time Room Teacher
Mah Jongg 12/7 $20/6w 10-12 noon Card Marshall
Calligraphy 12/7 $20/6w 10-11 am Art Bernstein
Stained Glass 12/28 $18/6w 1-3pm Craft Getz
Zumba 12/7 $32/4w 5-6pm Hastings Laura
Latin Ballroom 12/7 $18/6w 6-7 pm Party Sylvia
Tuesday Classes
Class Date Fee Time Room Teacher
Ceramics 12/8 $36/6w 9:30 am Ceramics Gert
Pan Card 12/15 $15/4w 9:30 am Card Ziccardy
Line Dancing 12/1 $15/6w 10:00 am Party Charlotte
Conv Spanish 12/15 $20/4w 1:30 pm Card B Celina
Crochet Handbags 12/15 $14/4w 1:00 pm Sewing Shakeer
Real/Abstract 12/1 $25/4w 3:00 pm Art Schwartz
Wednesday Classes
Class Date Fee Time Room Teacher
Bridge (Int) 12/2 $30/5w 9:30 am Card Mimi
All Medium Art 12/2 $18/4w 9:30 am Art Schwartz
Dancercise 12/2 $12/4w 9:30 am Party Bloom
Folk Dance 12/2 $24/6w 11:00 am Party Mazor
Lapidary 12/2 $28/8cl 1:00 pm Lapidary Bummolo
Self-Defense 12/2 $16/4w 1:25-2 pm Hastings Tepper
Thursday Classes
Class Date Fee Time Room Teacher
Paint Workshop 12/3 $18/4w 9:30 am Art Adler
Tai-Chi (Adv) 12/10 $16/4w 10:00 am Hastings Ziffer
Tai-Chi (Beg) 12/10 $16/4w 11:00 am Hastings Ziffer
Canasta 12/3 $17/4w 10:00 am Card Passman
Line/Country (Adv) 12/31 $15/6w 10:00 am Party Sylvia
Line/Country (Beg) 12/31 $15/6w 11:00 am Party Sylvia
French 12/3 $36/6w 1:00 pm Class A Natasha
Ceramics/Clay 12/3 $36/6w 1:00 pm Ceramics Gert
Knit/Crochet 12/3 $36/6w 3:00 pm Sewing Natasha
Ballroom 12/3 $18/6w 7:00 pm Party Sylvia
Friday Classes
Class Date Fee Time Room Teacher
Ceramics 12/11 $36/6w 9:30 am Ceramics Gert
Dancercise 12/25 $12/4w 9:30 am Party Bloom
Learn Music 12/4 Free 9:00 am Music B Sonja
Weekly News 12/4 $10/5w 10:30 am Class A Dr. Rikon
Square Dance 12/4 $16/4w 1:00 pm Party Summers
Saturday Classes
Class Date Fee Time Room Teacher
Bridge (Beg) 12/5 $30/5w 9:30 am Card Mimi
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