Abduction

In a luxurious house with expensive furnishings, visible from the family room a
maid who was cooking in the kitchen. Arrived - arrived the phone rang (tring ...
tring ...). He was immediately rushed to the living room to pick up the phone in his
hand while holding a pestle and mortar.
Bi 'Siti: (Pick up the phone) Hello ...
Kidnappers: What really is the residence of Ms. Kiki?
Bi 'Siti: Yes, that's right. Who is this?
Kidnappers: I kidnappers.
Bi 'Siti: Oh yeah ... wait a minute! Bu there is a call from a kidnapper! Uh ... wait i
used to be, is calling today ... kidnappers ...??? (Fainting instantaneous)
Mother Kiki: (Coming over to Bi 'Siti) What the heck Bi'? Geez Bi '! Why I sleep
here anyway?! (As I hung up the phone)
(Arrive - phone rang (tring ... tring ...). Mrs. Kiki sat and lifted a pestle and mortar.
Pestle He thought it was the phone)
Mother Kiki: (Lifting a pestle and mortar) Hello ... hello ... Oh sorry yes, his voice is
less clear ya i ... (See pestle in his hand) Oh yeah one ... i (Then pick up the phone)
Hello ...
Kidnappers: This is the mother Kiki?
Mother Kiki: Yes with my own. Who is this?
Kidnappers: My kidnapper!
Mother Kiki: Pe ... pe ... kidnappers?!
Kidnappers i: Yes, I've managed to kidnap the child's mother. If the mother wants
the child back, the mother had to pay a ransom of U.S. $ 1 billion!
Mother Kiki: What! 1 Billion?!
Kidnappers: Yes! And remember, do not report this to the police!
Mother Kiki: I ... yes ... yes ... yes ... Where I give the ransom?
Kidnappers i: In an empty house, Gg. Sukabangkrut. I wait until 3:00 pm. (Hang up)
Bi 'Siti: i (Arrived - arrived sober) laporin wrote to police bu! 1 Billion bu that's a
lot!
Mother Kiki: Why? How did you hear about? You sleep or eavesdrop?
Bi 'Siti: Mmm ... two - both bu ... (Scratching head) But, the principal - it laporin aja
deh bu!
Mother Kiki: Mmm ... how? Fine deh ... (Call the police) Hello, this police station?
(Speechless for a moment) Help me bu! My son is kidnapped. (Pause) I'm Mrs. Kiki.
My house on Jl. Sukasepi no. 4. Yeah, thank you yes ma'am. (Hang up)
(A few moments later, Mrs. Kiki was in front of an empty house is the kidnapper,
police with 2 people)
I Police: Mother go first, we will be watching from here.
Police II: Yes. We will lurk here. So mothers do not need to worry.
Mother Kiki: Yes ... yes ... (Go inside the empty house).
(Then the kidnapper carrying the child out of the mother abducted Kiki)
Kidnappers: Mrs. Kiki?
Mother Kiki: Yeah right, my mother Kiki.
Kidnappers: You bring the ransom money?
Kiki Mother: Yes, I took it. Restore my son!
Kidnappers: Delicious ONLY! Duitnya first dong! I return the new child.
Mother Kiki: Here! (Submit a plastic bag he was carrying on the kidnappers)
Kidnappers: This is it money?!
Mother Kiki: It was because ... dah tau nanya!
Kidnappers: Not capitalized, really does! Pake suitcase kek! Where it money nickels
again! (While shaking - shake the bag).
Mother Kiki: Eh! Weve buy luggage not wear 'what money?! Anyways it is important
contents money!
Kidnappers: Huh, yes I deh not what - what. (Open the plastic bag it) Hmm ... intent
nih mother - mother give me money ... (Talking to myself).
Mother Kiki: It was because ... is so loh ... the rich ... (Talking to myself).
Kidnappers: Here! Child my mother back! (As I'm endorong Dian, children at Mother
Mother Kiki Kiki).
Dian: Mama! (Hugging Mother Kiki).
Mother Kiki: Dian Geez! Mama really concerned with you dear! Uh, yes it first
opened. (As he opened the plastic covering the head Dian) ... Ha! You know why ...
my son so ugly like this anyway, this is not my child!
Kidnappers: Why?! So this is not the child's mother?
Mother Kiki: Yeah ... I think he emang my child, but first she was pretty. Not like
this! Fine deh, I ikhlasin he wrote for you! (While pushing toward Dian kidnappers).
Kidnappers: Averse ah! Let's just say this kid is a memento of my mother and for
this money as memories - memories of a mother to me. (While pushing in the
direction of Mrs. Dian Wilson)
(Arrived - suddenly the police appeared to break down the door)
Police first: Put your hands up! (While pointing a banana).
Police II: Eh! It ... (Pointing towards the banana).
Police I: Oh yes, sorry!
Police II: Put your hands up!
Kidnappers: Yes, from earlier also dah hands too!
Police I: You two captured!
Mother Kiki: Well! How I was arrested anyway?! Kan nyulik my son was he! (Pointing
to the kidnapper) My mother is right! (Pointing Dian)
Police II: He was arrested for kidnapping child's mother and the mother was
arrested for refusing child's own mother.
Mother Kiki: What! But it ...
Police first: It is! Explain later in the Police Station!
Finally the police took Ms. Kiki and her abductor to Police Station. Meanwhile, Dian
returned to his home.
The moral of this story is: Do not ever wasted - wasted something or someone that
we've had.
Done ^ ^