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kids,everybody make mistakes
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Take this girl Meg for instance.
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She made a mistake, a mistake named Barney.
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Yeah I thought I was gonna get married to my last boyfriend
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but, boy, did that guy have commitment issues.
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That whole relaonship-7
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that's three weeks of my life I'll never get back.
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Well, I love commitment.
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I wish I could marry commitment.
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I met a girl last night.
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Really?
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So perky and full of life and not at all fake.
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You're talking about her boobs, right?
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C?
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And that wasn't Spanish, that was cup size.

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What up?
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So, these boobs... Hmm.
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paint me a word picture.
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All right, Ted.
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Imagine the heads of two Irish babies. Mmm.
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Let's call them...
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and...
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Please stop!
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When you get married,
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you start out growing certain parts of your life.
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And for Lily and Marshall, those certain parts were,
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for the most part, me
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Why would you come in?
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You hear me shaving!
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I thought you were shaving your face!

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Well, clearly I wasn't!
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Oh! No, no!
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Pay up! Ugh! pussy!
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Guys,it's 3:00 in the morning
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and it reeks in here.
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Ted said it was okay.
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Ah, hey, Marshall.
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You're still up?
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Aren't you taking the bar tomorrow?
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Discontent was bubbling under this surface,
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until one day...
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Ted!
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How many times have I asked you to put the lid
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back on the peanut butter jar?
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It's this sort of incoiderate,

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immature jackassery
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that makes me feel like I'm living in the Realworld house,
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and not the early years when they all had jobs
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and social consciences.
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I'talking about Hawaii and after!
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I can't take this anymore!
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ted, Lily and I are married now!
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It's time! we're getting our own place!
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Actually, I left the lid open. Sorry, baby.
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But still,it was time to move forward.
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So, they set out to find a new apartment to rent.
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Hey, here's one.
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Prwar building, recently renovated,
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hardwood floors, tons of light,
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two bedroom, two bath.

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Oh, yeah, but that one's not for rent.
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It's for sale.
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Oh, right.
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Kids, Uncle Marshall always like to say
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that he had made three big mistakes in his life.
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This was the first.
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Jump, you big chicken!
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Jump! You afraidy cat!
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Jump! Jump!
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This was the second.
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No!
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And this was the third and biggest.
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We should buy a place!
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-What? -Baby,
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real estate is always a good invesent.

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It's not.
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And the market is really hot rightnow.
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It wasn't.
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And because of my new job,
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we are in such atrong place financially.
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They weren't.
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Because lily has a secret.
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My name is Lily and I'm a shopaholic.
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Hi, Lily.
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Oh, you guys don't do that here?
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Sorry.
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Proceed.
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I buy designer clothes and accessories that I can't afford.
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I have 15 creditcards and they're all maxed out.
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And no one outside of this room,

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not even my husband, knows.
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And I, I feel terrible
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becaus all I want to do right now
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is ask you where you got those shoes.
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They're adorable.
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we can't buy; we have debt.
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Yeah, I know,
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my student loans are pretty big.
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I forgive you.
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What?
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Well...
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I'm just saying as your wife,
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you know I'm cool that you spent tens of thousands of dollar
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on a brand name law school.
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cause I know it make you feel good and pretty.

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Let's just go take a look at this place.
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Where is it?
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Uh, it's in a neighborhood called..
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Dowisetrepla?
Dowisetrepla?
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Dowisetrepla
Dowisetrepla.
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Oh, I see, you're not New Yorkers.
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Oh, actually we live on the Upper West side, so...
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No need to be emrrassed, listen,
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here in New York we just shorten the names of all t ighborhos,
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So, TriBeC Nolita-116
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oh, right.
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Dowisetrepla
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I'm, I'm from New York.
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I know this nighborhood.
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i am down in the D-town

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Oh, well nobody calls it D-town.
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Dowisetrepla
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the up-and-coming neighborhood.
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And I have to tell you, for the prices
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you're not going to be able to find an other...
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I'm, I'm gonna stop you right there.
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Don't bother with the hard sell.
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This place is, is way out of our price range,
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and besides, we've only just started to looking.
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Is what Marshall should he said.
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I'm gonna stop you right there.
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I love it!
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Let's get it!
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thank you gays, for coming down here so quickly.
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I've never been to this neighborhood.

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kind of thought this part of town was water.
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No, dude.
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This is Dowisetrepla.
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Dowisetrepla? Yeah.
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Is that abbreviation for something?
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He'from Ohio.
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Dowiatrepla is th up-a-coming neighborhood. Oh.
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I think this right the place where Lily and I start a family
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I can see it now
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Two three,four.
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All right, bring it home, boys.
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Sounds great, boys.
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Who wants chocolate pancakes?
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Thanks, Mommy!
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Man,
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life is gonna be sweet!
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oh, my God, Lily, have you seen this kitchen?
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I know. It's... Isn't it amazing?
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-I just love it so... -What the hell are you doin
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You can't buy this place.
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Lily you have a debt the size of Mount Waddington!
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Waddington?
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It's the tallest mountain in Canada.
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It's like 4,000 meters high.
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Meters?
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Don't let Marshall fa in love with this apartmt.
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I know, I know, I know, I know
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but what do i tell him?
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I-I don't know, tell him,
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tell him you saw a ghost. Tell him it's haunted.

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You really don'know Marshall at all.
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So, uh, the owners,where are they? Oh.
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-They're on vacation in France for two weeks. -I see.
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Between you and me,
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I'm also interested in the artment.
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So is there any way I could come back later and check it out
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while you're showing them other places?
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The lockbox combination is 1421.
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And heres my card.
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Are you serious?
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You're trying to sneak this apartment away from Marshall and Lily
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Ted, do you think I have no morals whatsoever?
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I simply want to fool a girl into thinking this is my apartment
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so I can nail her once and never have to see her again.
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I'm not a monster.

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Now, listen I don't want to put a lot of pressure on you,
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but there is one other couple that expressed very serious interest.
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I see what you're doing here.
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"Another couple."
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Please
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That crap is page one out of the Realtor's playbook.
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And we're not buying it.
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Is what Marshall should have said.
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Another couple? No!
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We want it. Sell it to us. We'll give you so much more money.
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Oh Marshall, can I talk to you?
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Marshall, I just...
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I don't know if now is the right time to buy.
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But we're not doing this for now,
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we're doing this for our future.

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Can't you imagine starting a family here?
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Oh, Persephone!Oh Daphne!
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These'll be perfect additions
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to our upcoming mother-daughter exhibit at the Met.
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Looks great, girls.
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Who wants crapes of chocolate?
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Merci, papa.
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So... what do you guys think?
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I love it, but Marshall,
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I should have told you this long time ago.
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We can't afford to buy an apartment.
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because I have too much credit card debt.
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I am so sorry.
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Is what she should have said.
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I love it. Let's get it.

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Can we charge it?
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To Lily and Marshall
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and their momentous step forward into adulthood.
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Cheers.
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Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Drink it!
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Yes! Well done. Nice! Yeah!
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Anything else?
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Yes.
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I've been staring at that thing for years.
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Wendy
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bring me the comically large bottle of champagne.
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Really? Are you sure?
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It's neve been refrigerated.
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And I think at some point there was a fish in it.
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Honey, once you've made the sale,stop selling.

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All right, but you guys have to help me carry it.
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All right, let's do it. Let'do this.
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I know what you're thinking.
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I should tell Marshall the truth
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I've got the whole thing figure out.
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We'll apply for the loan under Marshall's name,
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and h'll never need to know.
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And then in the meantime, I'll slowly work down debt.
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Right after I furnish the apartment.
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I saw this amazing leather sofa today.
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You should be a reality show.
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Nice! Nice.
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Wait!
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That cork is the size of a softball
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and you're pointing it directly at Wendy the waitress's face.

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Is what he should have said.
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Now if you are thinking about buying an apartment,
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it's always good to check the place out at night.
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Welcome to my humble abode.
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This place is so nice.
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Ah, make yourself at home.
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Please, get comfortable.
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If you see something you like, just take it.
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Who are these people?
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Uh... that's my parents.
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They're Asian.
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Yeah.
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They're a Chinese couple that wanted a white baby
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It works both ways.
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Cookie. Wow.
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Did you make those?
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You got me. My sisters taught me how to bake and how to listen.
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I feel so at home here.
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I'm glad.
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Sometimes, I don't.
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A place like this really needs a lady of the house.
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I know it's early to be thinking of you as...
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Oh, God I'm freaking you out, aren't I?
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It's just you make me feel so safe.
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I didn't...
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The next day
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Lily and Marshall went to the mortgage broker to get a loan.
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Hey, uh, can we get this in singles?
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Before we get the apartment I want to put in a kiddie pool
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and swim around in it naked.

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Great, that is great
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Okay! all right, back to business.
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All right, Mrs. Aldrin, I'm going to need your social as well.
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What? Why?
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I mean, you already have Marshall's.
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Yes, but since you're a married couple,
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you'll be applying for a joint loan, so.
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Well, can we just go ahead an do it in my husband's name?
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He is the head of the household.
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He earns the big bucks.
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I mean, can women even own property?
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Go ahead, just give him your social.
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Okay my... my social is, uh...

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Got it.
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Let's see what kind of rate I can get you two.
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Under six percent Under six percent.
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Under six percent,please.
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There we go Congratulation
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You ve been approved for a loan
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18%
at 18%.
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No, way. That-that can't be right.
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You' lucky to be getting mortgage.
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Let's get out of here, Marshall.
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Hold it, I-I don't undersnd.
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did we do mething wrong or...?
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You have quite a bit of debt.
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My student loans.Great.
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I thought we were friends.
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You know what, it's fine
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to penalize me for trying
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to get an education and bud a career,
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but I will not let you deprive my beautiful wife
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of her dream home just because I...
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Okay, actually, it's because of youwife's credit card debt.
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Oh my God.
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Marshall, there's something I have to tell you,
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and I want you to hear it from me first.
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Okay, let me get this straight.
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You just snuck this girl into some stranger's apartment?
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yeah, we spent the night.
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Hey, look at you.
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I'm wearing your bathrobe.
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I hope you don't mind.
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The only thing missing from that bathrobe
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are your initials.
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My mom's gonna be in town next week.
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Is iokay if she stays with us?
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Only if she sleeps in the bed
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and I sleep on the couch.
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You're so sweet.
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I love you.
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There, I said it and I'm not taking it back.
325
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Oh, my God! I love you, too.
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I'm finally not the first one to say it!
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How about you get in the shower,
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and I will make us some waffles.
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Works every time.
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Wait.
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That time that you offered to walk my dogs
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when I went to visit my dad in Vancouver...
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Yup.
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Is that why my Yorkie trembled
335
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for like a week after I got back?
336
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Yeah.
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That little guy saw some stuff I'm not proud of.
338
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-Wh. -What?
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There was a fight here.
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What do you mean?
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whenever Mshall anLily have a big argument, they always
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leave a trail of evidence all over the apament.
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Oh, god, here we go.
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He had a detective club as a kid.
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Uh, the Mosby Boys
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cracked a lot of big cases
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The Mosby Boys?
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You mean you and your sister.
349
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We solved the mystery of the missing retainer.
350
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let me guess
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it was in the garbage.
352
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Why are you like this?
353
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Anyway, this is serious.
354
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I know Lily and Marshall.
355
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All the tell tale signs are here.
356
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Like this
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-A water bott? -Don't touch the evidence
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I got your back partner.
359
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It's not stny water bottle.
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Notice the label is peed off.
361
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Lily always peels labels off
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the bottle when she's feeling guilty.
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This lab is not only peele off, but torn up
364
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Oh, man, she must have done something bad.
365
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Which means Marshall must have been really angry,
366
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and when Marshall gets rely angry.
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he eats.
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Just as I suspected,
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Cherry Garcia.
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Given the liquid consistency,
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I place the fight between... noon and 1.
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Ew, that was on the floor.
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If you want to get to the bottom of this,
374
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you're gonna need a stronger stomach than that, doll-face.
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Marshall stood here.
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Eating and yelling, yelling and eating.
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Lily stood here.
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Crying.
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Ew, Ted.
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And thenarshall tried to
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storm out...
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but Lily went for the Hail Marpass.
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Which would mean...
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What do u think, makeup sex?
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There'd be a bigger mess.
386
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Tempted as he was, Marshall was still too upset.
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He had to get out of here, any way he cld.
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He chosehe doo
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slamming it bend him.
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Whh is why this picture is crooked.
391
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Nice catch, robin.
392
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I'll jus uh, take this down to the lab.
393
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Now alwe need a motive.
394
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The milln-dollar question.
395
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at were they fighting about?
396
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I ow what they've been fighting...
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Bup, bup, bu b, bup, bup.
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There's only one possible conclusion.
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Li and Marshall're fighting about
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-peanut butter. -Ah.
401
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Lily left the lid off...
402
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and mashall blew heads
403
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I know what they were fighting about,
404
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and it wasn't peanut butter.
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Robin, just... I appreciate your help,
406
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but there's a reason you name is Robin, not Batman.
407
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Just...
408
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They were fighting because they didn't get the loan
409
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and it's all Lily's fault.
410
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,600
Robin, just... What?
411
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,750
Yeah, she has a pile of debt the size of Mount...
412
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Rushmore
413
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Nice try, Robin.
414
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So, the next thing Lily did
415
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was give Marshall a few hours to cool off about
416
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the peanut butter.
417
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Then she called him
418
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to apologize, which is why the last number dialed is...
419
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Greenstein and Lee, Divorce Attorneys.
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This can't be happening.
421
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They can't... get divorced.
422
00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,290
Not Lily and Marshall, no way.
423
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:40,900
Well, it's been nice knowing you guys.
424
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,420
What do you mean? Well..
425
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,650
Marshall's gonna get you guys, Lily's gonna get me.
426
00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,780
even if they did break up, that doesn't mean
427
00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:47,820
we can't all ill hangout.
428
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:50,390
I mean we broke up and we still hang out. It's not weird.
429
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:51,590
It's a little weird.
430
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,180
Yeah, it is. It's weird.
431
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:57,420
The world needs
432
00:16:57,420 --> 00:16:59,850
Marshall and Lily... together.
433
00:17:02,030 --> 00:17:04,640
I'm not crying, there's something in my eye.
434
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:07,450
They're back.
435

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Hey, hey, guys.
436
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,600
We have annnouncement.
437
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,770
I know, it's a terrible idea.
438
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:18,000
You can't do it!
439
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:20,510
Just look at me.
440
00:17:23,820 --> 00:17:25,090
I hit redial on the phone.
441
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:26,560
Divorce lawyers?
442
00:17:26,770 --> 00:17:28,760
Oh, I should explain.
443
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,480
We got in a pretty big fight.
444
00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,970
Yeah, I know.
445
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:35,650
Marshall stormed out.
446
00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,260
I went, uh, to the bar.
447
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,460
still drinking that?
448
00:17:41,390 --> 00:17:42,520
I paid for it.
449
00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:45,250
And apparently money's tight now, so...
450

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Listen, I've been thinking about this,
451
00:17:49,900 --> 00:17:52,070
and I know there's no way to undo what I've done,
452
00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:55,790
but, well, I made an appointment with a divorce lawyer.
453
00:17:55,790 --> 00:17:57,050
What?! What?!
454
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:57,850
Oh no, no, no, no-no.
455
00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,280
-What, you want a divorce now? -No.
456
00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,710
I just mean on paper,
457
00:18:00,710 --> 00:18:02,240
so that you can buy the apartment
458
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,980
-without my bad credit dragging us down. -Lily...
459
00:18:05,530 --> 00:18:06,980
are you trying to kill me?
460
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,490
I'm sorry, I shouldn't have led with the divorce lawyer part.
461
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,650
No, you shouldn't have
462
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,430
I love you, Lily.
463
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,210
I love you, too.
464
00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:19,810
And I want us to have our dream home.
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And, well, I don't know.
466
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:24,320
It seems like this is a way to do it.
467
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:26,410
So...
468
00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,290
Marsllriksen,
469
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:29,990
will you divorce me?
470
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:34,060
That's the sweetest divorce proposal I've ever heard.
471
00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:35,750
So is that a yes?
472
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:37,470
You can't sleep with other women though.
473
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,190
No, we're not getting divorced,
474
00:18:40,190 --> 00:18:41,590
not even on paper.
475
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,630
When I married you, I married your problems, too.
476
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,070
The ones I knew about and the ones I didn't.
477
00:18:48,930 --> 00:18:50,740
So, that was the deal.
478
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:51,890
We'll figure this out together.
479
00:18:56,590 --> 00:18:57,720
Can I get you guys anything else?
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you're not getting a divorce?
481
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,600
No. Wow, you guys
482
00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:05,800
scared us. Oh, thank God.
483
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,650
Cause, I mean if you did,
484
00:19:08,650 --> 00:19:11,660
then who'd be the lame married couple I get to make fun of?
485
00:19:11,820 --> 00:19:14,220
Like, "Hey, Marshall, you married Miss Right.
486
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,400
You just didn't know her first name was Always."
487
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:18,370
That stuff is cold.
488
00:19:21,220 --> 00:19:22,760
So, what's the announcement?
489
00:19:24,150 --> 00:19:25,490
I just got off the phone with the Realtor.
490
00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:28,770
We told her that, uh, because of our finances,
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we're not getting the place.
492
00:19:29,580 --> 00:19:30,940
It's just-- it's not the right time.
493
00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:32,640
Is what Marshall should have said.
494
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,130
I just got off the phone with the Realtor.
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We got the place!
496
00:19:37,010 --> 00:19:38,300
We' re home on earth!
497
00:19:38,770 --> 00:19:40,250
Are you insane?
498
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:40,790
Have you lost your mind?
499
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,010
Is what we should have said.
500
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,960
Yeah!
501
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:51,970
Aw! This is exciting!
502
00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,690
Yeah. There it is!
503
00:19:54,470 --> 00:19:55,470
Our new home.
504
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:58,030
Shall we?
505
00:19:58,460 --> 00:19:59,190
We shall.
506
00:20:04,270 --> 00:20:06,010
Oh! what a horrible smell.
507
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,300
It reeks.
508
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,540
Oh, that's just the plant.
509
00:20:09,050 --> 00:20:10,630
Don't worry, they shut it down on the weekends.
510

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Wh-What plant?
511
00:20:12,140 --> 00:20:13,400
What are you talking about?
512
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,470
Don't you know?
513
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:16,550
Baby, this whole neighborhood is downwind
514
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,730
of the sewage treatment plant.
515
00:20:19,910 --> 00:20:22,380
Wait... what did you just say?
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I said, we're downwind of the sewage treatment plant.

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