HIS TRUE COLORS HAVE BEEN SHOWN: WHAT WAS SO FUNNY, YOSSI EZMAIE OEZCARDESH?

Brave yourselves, for your very own principals true story that was kept secret from you for many years is finally told in this article. Protesting motorcycle helmet laws, an ordinary man was partaking in a barenoggin protest ride when he was killed via being tossed over the handlebars. Both ironic and sad, huh? Like Robert Frost says, I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. However, Frost does not ask the important question: Would you still pity this ordinary protestor if you knew he was the man you call your principal Azmi zkarde? Expectedly a motorcyclist, zkarde (died in 1991) was the doppelganger of your current principal who goes by the name of Azmi zkarde. He listens your problems, greets you in the hallway, jokes around with you and drinks tea all the time. Sounds quite commonplace, doesnt it? Wait until you learn the truth. The real Azmi zkarde was a highly respected follower of sunnah with his shaggy beard and his stick toothbrush. The only things that ever made him happy were eating date and spending time with his motorcycle in his garage. Sadly, after his unfortunate death, Turkish Administrative Board of the Union of Public Tycoons (TABOTUOPT) made the judges throw out the case and handled it professionally. They fielded their best man on the board: Ezmaie Ozcardesh. Taking the advantage of having a very similar pronunciation, the tycoons introduced him as Turkish schoolteacher zkarde. Conversely, Ozcardesh is actually a Jewish entrepreneur who is mason and shaves at odd moments. He always laughs in his pictures and we are asking here: What was so funny, Yossi Ezmaie Oezcardesh? If that is your real name? WHO IS YOSSI EZMAIE OEZCARDESH?: KNOW YOUR PRINCIPAL Yossi Ezmaie Oezcardesh Cohen III (/yose sm oskrdesh kohen/; born February 24, 1871) was born in Germany, Munich as the fourth child of a Jewish English origin family and was raised by the English just like Arabian Lawrence. When he was seventeen, he went to England and took classes on economics, destroying Islamic society and management. He availed the Great Britain on both demolishing the great Ottoman Empire and Anglicizing USA (United States of Allah). In 1892, he opened up to the world of business by setting up the factory named after his father, Charlies Chocolate Factory, and acquired wealth. In 1911, when Azmi zkarde died in the aforementioned helmet accident, he was sent by the English ministration to replace him. Restoring the honor of zkarde, he put his mason plans into practice, starting with TEVTL (see the article in the same issue). He demolished the Ottoman Empire and established the republic. Distorting the facts, various Turkish-Islamic countries, including USA, commenced to degenerate because of his unmindful behaviors. With the help of his old friend Rasof Katler (also known as Mr. Rasim Kaya), he created eugenics of gifted youth and is currently specializing in them. As it can easily be seen from the picture, he actually does not look like the real zkarde that much. For one thing, he does not have the sunna beard at all. However, Oezcardesh is not the only one who had to replace someone else. For instance, Hseyin the tea-maker from ocuklar Duymasn is also another victim of TABOTUOPT. He got famous in 2005 by his tone of voice and tea making. He

was glued to his tray and his only passion was horse racing. After 2005, the man who is introduced as Hseyin the tea-maker is actually Jewish entrepreneur Yossi Lannister. He is also mason. He makes love in odd times and drinks wine all the time. Is there really that much love affair to be drunk? Better late than ever, you know the truth. From this point of view, or fact, will you still be able to greet him, Yossi Ezmaie Oezcardesh Cohen III, the same way as you used to in the hallway?