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The Humanists of Florida Association (HFA) welcomes Rosemary Hagen and Robert La Salle as
Southwest Florida’s newest certified Celebrants. A Humanist Celebrant functions in the same
way as any member of the traditional clergy, with one exception: they are non-theists, and in
their "clerical" work, they do not invoke or refer to any type of religion, god, deity or mystical
power. Robert and Rosemary received their certification through the Humanist Society of the
American Humanist Association.
A Humanist Celebrant provides services to people who wish to have a non-religious ceremony to
celebrate life’s rights of passage, such as marriage, baby welcoming, funerals, etc. When asked
why he chose to become a Humanist Celebrant, Robert replied, “it is important that Humanists of
all ages be provided the opportunity to experience meaningful rites of passage in a frank and
loving manner that is free from religion and high on interpersonal relationships.”
Rosemary Hagen chose to become a Humanist Celebrant because she believes in basic Human
Rights. As she so aptly stated, “certainly it is a basic Human Right to choose the ceremony you
wish for marriage, naming or funerals. As a Humanist Celebrant, I practice the Rites and Rights
of Humanism.”
Humanist ceremonies rely on close cooperation between the celebrant and the individuals they
are serving to develop celebrations that are personal, poignant and place their emphasis on the
people involved. This non-religious approach to celebrating life’s milestones is new to most
Americans, but as Jennifer Hancock, Executive Director for HFA attests, “they are simply some
of the most beautiful and moving ceremonies I have ever participated in.”
2006 Malarkey Award
Given to Alberto Gonzales
Fact Sheet
The Facts
Alberto R. Gonzales, who as counsel to the president said about torture in Regarding the
standards of conduct under the Convention Against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman and
Degrading Treatment or Punishment as Implemented by Sections 2340-2340A of tile 18 of the
United States Code. August 1, 2002 “We conclude that for an act to constitute torture as defined
in Section 2340, it must inflict pain that is difficult to endure. Physical pain amounting to torture
must be equivalent in intensity to the pain accompanying serious physical injury, such as organ
failure, impairment of bodily function, or even death. For purely mental pain or suffering to
amount to torture under Section 2 340 it must result in significant psychological harm of
significant duration e.g. lasting for months or even years. We conclude that the statute, taken as a
whole, makes plain that it prohibits only extreme acts. … We find that in the circumstances of
the current war against al Qaeda and its allies, prosecution under Section 2340A may be barred
because enforcement of the statute would represent an unconstitutional infringement of the
President' s authority to conduct war. We conclude that, under the current circumstances, necessity
or self-defense may justify interrogation methods that might violate Secion 2340A.”
I want to start today by talking a little bit about what Humanism is and why
we decided to give out a Malarkey Award. Then we can get right into the
meat and potatoes of the award itself.
Humanism is wonderfully simple and wonderfully complex It is what it
sounds – a pro-human philosophy. It has arisen in Every Culture and in
Every Time
Humanism arises from human compassion. Our ethic is a compassion-based
ethic.
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The official definition is that Humanism is a progressive philosophy of life,
that without supernaturalism affirms our ability and responsibility to lead
ethical lives of personal fulfillment that aspire to the greater good of
Humanity. In short, Humanism is about being a good human being, it is
about morality, and about working to end oppression and human suffering.
There are two very important things you should know about Humanism. It is
the philosophy of Democracy – you simply don’t give power to the people
unless you believe that people are basically good and can handle the
responsibility. If you think people are basically evil, you set up a
government to control them. This anti-human mindset is evident in this
year’s Malarkey recipient.
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Humanism is also the philosophy of Human Rights – the very concept is not
possible without the positive view of humanity that is Humanism. Humanist
recognizes themselves and everyone else on the planet as being human. Real
live human beings with families, hopes, dreams, desires, etc etc. It is this
recognition that demands minimal limits on what a government may do to
any man, woman or child on the planet, which is what Human Rights are.
Limits on what governments may do to individuals. And again, a lack of
respect for human rights is evident with this year’s recipient.
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Our focus at the Humanists of Florida Association is to promote Reason and
Compassion in Action. Reason is critical to making good decisions and
solving the problems we as a society face. Compassion is the moral
compass by which we judge our actions. And action is a moral/ethical
responsibility. If we can end suffering, we must act to end suffering.
Humanists do wait for supernatural intervention. We know, that in order for
things to change, a human being must do something to create that change.
The reason we decided to give out a Malarkey Award, because, as
Humanists, we promote the use of Reason and Compassion as a good way to
solve social problems. And it made sense to highlighting what happens
when reason and compassion are mindlessly lacking. The Malarkey is
named for Mindlessly Lacking in Reason and Compassion
(MLRC = Malark –ey)
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Here is the award. It is an abstract wood sculpture of a mosquito (and not
actually anatomically correct – mosquitoes have a double wing set as it turns
out.)
Anyway, we decided that the Mosquito would best represent the spirit of the
Malarkey because it is very much a Florida pest. And, while mosquitoes are
usually easy to ignore, when they amass in sufficient quantities, they can
ravage our lives. The same thing happens when someone in power is
Mindlessly Lacking in Reason and Compassion.
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The two main things you need to know about this award is:
1) Lacking Reason is often humourous, --- lacking compassion is not.
2) When both are lacking it usually results in large-scale suffering.
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For this year’s award, we started soliciting nominees back in January. We
received a total of 14 nominees. The nominees includes some obvious
candidates – the South Dakota Legislature for banning abortion, and Bill
Frist for not only diagnosing Terri Schiavo via a 10 minute video clip, but
also working through the middle of the night on legislation that had no
chance of overturning the prior judicial rulings in that case.
In order to properly judge who should receive this award, the committee
reviewed each candidate to consider whether the nominee was not only
lacking in Reason and/or Compassion, but whether such lack rose to the
level of Mindlessness.
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While we can only give the Malarkey to one of the candidates, we have
decided to “dis-honor” two as runner-ups.