AGENTS By Ben thanks reddit readerTEASER. EXT. BIG CITY ~ NIGHT - MONDAY NIGHT Millions of stars are out tonight, partying in the sky. We HEAR LAUGHTER. MUSIC. FUN. We see a decrepit house, on a mangy looking block. INT. EVICTED HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS The MUSIC is BLARING. Eight DISGUSTING MEN sit semi-circle, endless cash in hand, HOLLERING. A YOUNG GIRL (14), trembles in the middle of them, a price NEGOTIATOR near the window. NEGOTIATOR Fourteen years old. Virgin in the purest sense. Ten years of Catholic schooling- BOOM! The front DOOR explodes to pieces and we see a MALE AGENT (mid 50s) wide jaw, exhausted eyes, ENTER with GUN drawn CRASH! The living room WINDOW shatters as a FEMALE AGENT (late 20s), launches through it, knocking out the Negotiator. She rises to her feet, athletic, muscular, eyes filled with hate. MALE AGENT Hands on the ground! NOW! Seven Disgusting Men fall face down on the ground. The Young Girl cowers in the corner. We see a bearded man, BRAVE MAN, on his knees LAUGHING. The Female Agent approaches him. FEMALE AGENT You heard him. Brave Man's LAUGHING increases. She looks around the room. As quick as a sneeze, she raises a KNIFE to his THROAT. FEMALE AGENT (CONT’D) What? Brave Man's daunting LAUGHTER continues. BRAVE MAN They must really be short on agents these days... A few of the other Men on the ground start LAUGHINGFEMALE AGENT Oh, right. Because I'ma girl, I'm not good enough to be an agent? The Male Agent (Christian) sighs. AGENT CHRISTIAN (through teeth) Agent Andry. He looks at the men laying down. Their FEAR is slowly fading. AGENT CHRISTIAN (CONT'D) Now aint the time- AGENT ANDRY (FEMALE AGENT) No. She HOLSTERS her knife, then proceeds towards The Brave Man. AGENT ANDRY (CONT'D) Maybe I should act more like a girl? You want to parade me around the room? Auction me off too? The kneeling Brave Man approves. She takes off her JACKET. THROWS it aside. The MUSIC changes to an obnoxious BEAT. Agent Christian MOVES toward the music system. AGENT ANDRY (CONT'D) Maybe I should show off my chest a little more. She thrusts her CHEST into Brave Man's FACE. AGENT ANDRY (CONT'D) Maybe I'll even let my hair down. She removes her HAIR-TIE and forcefully WHIPS her HAIR into the Brave Man's FACE. AGENT ANDRY (CONT'D) You like that? He spits our her HAIR. BRAVE MAN Not really. Beat.