Return of the Bac Pac: ABCs of Biology part 2

Kev the Cell- Drew Patti Lipid Schmick- Adam Schmick Mr. Griscavage- David Tristan Polyunsaturated Pedro- Vasili Alexapoulous Juicy Jeremy- James Keyser #StickySteroid- James Keyser Johnny Pac- Garret Knoebel Pacs Crew- Vasilis Bros Scene 1: (Credit sequence starts and the scene starts to the tune of Overture from The Full Monty) Mr. G: Alright class, please be seated. (class takes their seats) LS: (shoots a crumpled piece of paper into the trashcan) Bam! 3 points for the win son! Mr. G: Class, today we will be talking about something very important and sacredthe empirical formula. PP: (to Kev) Dude, I hear Mr. G has the original empirical formula for LDL cholesterol, but he has it locked up safe and sound so no one steals it. Kev: Ever wander why someone would do such things? PP: For evil purposes I assume- (PP is interrupted by a breach) GP: Get down! Everyone on the ground now!

Mr. G: Help, theyre stealing the empirical formula! (Mr. G is shot by GP. GP escapes with the formula) Mr. G: IIm shot. Kev, come here. I need you to get the empirical formula back. Assemble your team, and get it back. Youre my only hope- (Mr. G dies) Kev: Jeremy! Get the team ready. We have to get the empirical formula back, for Mr. G. Scene 2: News Reporter: (a video of Terio plays of oh killem) *laughs* Killem indeed. That is exactly what happened early today. Top story folks, the so called evil Johnny Pac has returned and attacked a Biology class in local Dillsburg, killing the teacher and stealing the famous empirical formula. Who will stop this menace? (TV turns off) PP: Like the Joker from Batman, Johnny Pac just keeps coming back and attacking. What are we gonna do Kev? Kev: Move. We move to our underground base...the basement. JP: (suddenly the TV turns on) Nice plan, but it will not work, Ive just sent out highly trained assassins to kill you Kev. No one will get in the way now. Kev: (turns the TV off) Okaybasementnow!

Scene 3: JJ: Practice guys, thats what were gonna do. We cant let Pac win. Intense training sounds good to me. PP: Quit your foolish ways Jeremy, we have to study everything biology. Thats the only way we are gonna beat Johnny Pac. (they start fighting)

Kev: Really guys, youre gonna fight in a time like this?! I have a better idea. Lets train and practice, while studying. PP: Sweet! (The team starts training. They do pushups, sit ups, etc. while studying biology in ABC format. Workout music starts) Kev: Adenosine triphosphate, which transports chemical energy within cells through metabolism. JJ: Botany, the study of plants. PP: Carbohydrates are simple sugars. LS: Disaccharide, a carbohydrate composed of two monosaccharides. Kev: Electron transport chain is used to transfer electrons with oxygen. JJ: Fermentation is the process of converting sugars to acids. PP: Glycolysis is the process that converts glucose into pyruvic acid. LS: Homeostasis is the maintaining of internal equilibrium. Kev: Isomers are molecules that have similar formulas, but different structures. JJ: J is for Jeremy (does a pose) and also junk food, which is needed in an everyday diet in order to stay healthy. PP: Ketone sugars have a carbonyl group. LS: Lactic acid is a carboxylic acid. Kev: Metabolism is the set of life-sustaining chemical transformations. JJ: Nucleus is a membrane-enclosed organelle found in eukaryotic cells. PP: Oxidation is the process of losing energy. LS: Phosphoglyeride are glycerol-based phospholipids. Kev: Q is for question, which is the first step of the scientific method.

JJ: Ribosomes are the organelles of the cell that make protein. PP: Starch, which is the most important carbohydrate in the human diet found in potatoes, rice, and wheat. LS: Tetrasaccahride, a carbohydrate composed of 4 simple sugars. Kev: Urology, the study of the urinary system. JJ: Vacuole is the storage container of a cell. PP: Wax provides a surface coating for insects or the skin of animals. LS: Xylene, a chemical used to clean off slides. Kev: Y is what you ask as a scientist when undergoing experiments. JJ: Zoology, the study of animals. PP: And thats how we do! (all jump into a high school musical frozen pose) Scene 4: (The team has fallen asleep from over exercise and are woken by gunshots) PP: Time to wake up guys! Were being ambushed! Kev: Uh oh, wheres Lipid and Jeremy? (a violin plays in the background but is interrupted by a gunfight with the Pac crew. Fight music.) PP: Violin music? Isnt that the signal of attack? (an explosion knocks Kev and PP down) #SS: What now son! You cant handle me! (starts beating up PP) Youre gonna need some xylene bro. PP: Xylene? #SS: Yeah, to clean up all that blood!

JP: Zinger! Kev: Ahh crap. JP: Back again so soon Kev? Time to finish you off. (JP and Kev get into an epic fight. Kev loses) JP: Close, you were so close at beating me, but evil always wins, doesnt it Kev. (#SS has PP hostage, but #SS is assassinated and mask revealed) LS: Drop dead, steroid scum. PP: Everyone! Its JJhes a traitor. JP: Finally, now I can finish you off. (one last fight sequence that Kev wins) Kev: Get out of here Pac, its over. (Kev takes the empirical formula and burns it) JP: Hey! I need that! Kev: I dont think so. Now no one can have the empirical formula to LDL Cholesterol. PP: Johnny Pac, get out of here. (JP runs out) Scene 5 (the whole gang is at the funeral for Mr. G) Kev: Killed in Action, Mr. Griscavage put the fate of the LDL Cholesterol in my hands and in the end, I made the decision that would save our world. May he rest in peace. LS: Like a teacher once said to me, giter done. PP: Music was definitely his strong spot (sings the ribosomes song) LS: No one could replace him.

Kev: Okay guys, lets get out of here. (the guys all put on their shades and walk away to the tune of Let it Go from The Full Monty. Credit reel) THE END