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H.E. Mr. John Agyekum Kufuor
President of the Republic of Ghana
However much we differ on issues, there are moments which should bring
us together. One such moment is the Golden Jubilee of our nation’s inde-
pendence.
We should rejoice in the fact that in spite of many periods of uncertainty and
difficulties in the last 50 years, we have managed to pull together as a nation
to this day.
Let us resolve to draw a firm line between our chequered and unhappy past
and a future full of hope, achievement and fellow feeling. With such a re-
solve, we cannot fail.
When we conceived
the idea of extending
our operations to
Africa, it was not
difficult to make a
choice as to which
country to go to. The
traditional hospitality
of Ghana, as an
irresistible place to do
business, was
confirmed the very day
we arrived in 2000.
“The Independence of Ghana is meaningless unless it is We found, and still find, the business climate here in
linked up to the total liberation of Africa.” - Dr. Kwame Ghana very conducive and friendly so we decided to stay
Nkrumah (March 6th, 1957) on, and with the benefit of hindsight, we are glad we did!!
This month we celebrate our country’s Golden Jubilee, As the Government and people of Ghana celebrate 50
marking 50 years of independence. years of nationhood, we at GRAFITEC LTD cannot help but
We should remember that the Jubilee year is a time of feel the spirit of joy, goodwill and friendliness. We have a
joy, forgiveness of debts and universal pardon. It is of huge sense of pride for coming to Ghana and we feel even
course a time to celebrate, but the Jubilee should also more proud to be part of the Ghana@50 celebrations.
prompt us to reflect on where we’ve come from and
where we’re heading, to ponder the past and plan for The challenges of nationhood notwithstanding, Ghana
the future. continues to occupy an enviable position in the comity of
Here at Enjoy Accra, we have decided to use this March nations in Africa and indeed the world at large. The recent
issue to write about Ghana’s political leaders, a non- election of His Excellency, the President John Agyekum
exhaustive list tapping into the past and the present. Kufour to the Presidency of African Union, the two term
Inside, readers will also find tourist highlights around election of Dr. Kofi Annan to the high position of UN
the country, a tour of Ghanaian music, from highlife to Secretary General as well as the various roles Ghana
hiplife, and a snapshot of the country’s economic continue to play in international issues and peace keeping
strengths and weaknesses. missions are ample testimony to this.
We round the edition up with a story about a free We are of the opinion that Ghanaians ought to be and
education centre for aspiring young artists in Accra; if justifiably proud of their achievements.
anything represents Ghana’s bright future, it is its
children. Permit us once again, to wish His Excellency the President
John Agyekum Kufour and the good people of Ghana a
Happy 50th Anniversary to Ghana. happy Ghana @ 50 Celebrations.
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Contents NO.14 ISSUE.14
MONTHLY LIFESTYLE MAGAZINE
FEATURE STORIES
5
Coast to
Ghana
11 Ghana’s past Presidents
18 Clasifieds
22
what to see
in Ghana
28 Events calendar
35 A state in progress
49 recipe
CAF
45
football
Awards
56 Games
57 Jokes
58 Horoscope
41
kids
education
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November 44
who’s who
Still, the Gold Coast in the 1950s was a country with the highest
level of education in the whole of Sub-Saharan Africa. Many of
its nationals filled the civil servant ranks in Nigeria, and Gold
Coast nationalists had campaigned for home rule before the
Second World War.
Presidency
1951 – 1952 Leader of Government Business
1952 – 1957 Prime Minister of Gold Coast
1957 – 1960 Prime Minister of Ghana
1/7/1960 – 24/02/1966 President of the Republic of Ghana
Personal Information
Date of Birth September 21st, 1909
Place of Birth Nkroful, Western Region
Date of Death April 17th, 1972
Educational Background
1927 He entered Government Training College Accra, which later became part of Achimota College
1930 He obtained Teacher’s Certificate from Achimota Training College
1931 He became a teacher and later promoted to be a head teacher at Catholic School Axim
1939 He received a Bachelor of Arts from Lincoln University, USA.
1942 He received a Master of Science degree in Education from the University of Pennsylvania,
and a Master of Arts in philosophy the following year.
1945 He started writing a pamphlet titled Towards Colonial Freedom
1945 He was honoured with doctorate degree in law at Lincoln University and named most
outstanding Professor of the year
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Presidency
Presidency 1967 – 69 Head of State
1966 - 1967 Head of State
Personal Information
Date of Birth April 24th, 1936
Personal Information
Place of Birth Mampong, Ashanti Region
Date of Birth August 18th, 1915 Date of Death June 16th, 1979
Place of Birth Accra
Date of Death November 25th, 1992 Educational Background
Attended Presbyterian Boys Boarding School,
Mampong
Educational Background
Wesleyan Methodist School, Accra 1952 – 65 Adisadel College, Cape Coast
1937 Cambridge School Certificate 1957 – 58 Regular Officer’s Training School
1939 Mobilized into West Africa Frontier 1958 Mons Officers Cadet School,
Sandhurst, UK
Force on the outbreak of World War II
1958 – 60 Military Academy, Sandhurst,
England
Political and Public Life
1946 Officer Cadet Training Unit, UK Political and Public Life
1947 Commissioned Lieutenant and after 1961 Attended School of Infantry,
Hythe, UK, and Commander,
14 years he was promoted to the
Rifts Company
rank of lieutenant Colonel 1969 – 70 Chairman of Presidential
1960 He was appointed Colonel Commission
1960 1962 – 64 General Staff Officer
– 61 UN Peace Keeping Force based in 1964 Defence College, Teshie, Accra
1966 – 67 Member of ruling National
Congo, Brigade Commander of force
Liberation Council (NLC), and
based in Luluaburg Kasai. Commissioner for Finance
1961 Awarded the Military Cross for act of 1969 Chairman of NLC and Head of
unsurpassed gallantry in Congo Communication
1966 He became Head of State and 1969 –70 Chairman of Presidential
Commission
Chairman of NLC
1972–72 He was arrested and detained by
1969 He was forced to resign as Chairman National Redemption Council
of NLC and Head of State over a regime under General
bribery scandal Involving Fracis Acheampong
Nzerehe, a Nigerian Businessman 1978 Led Popular Movement for
Freedom and Justice to protest
1992 Died on November 25th
against (UNIGOV) and demanded
Constitutional rule
1979 Executed by firing squad on 16th
June
Presidency Presidency
1969 – 1972 Prime Minister 1972 - 1978 Head of State
Personal Information Personal Information
Date of Birth July 11th, 1913 Date of Birth September 23rd, 1931
Place of Birth Wenchi, Brong Ahafo Region Place of Birth Traboum, Ashanti Region
Date of Death August 28th, 1978
Date of Death June 16th, 1979
Educational Background
Methodist School, Wrenchi, Brong Ahafo Region. Educational Background
Mfantsipim School, Cape Coast. Attended Traboum Elementary School and St.
Peter’s Catholic School, Kumasi
1931 – 32 Wesley College, Kumasi, Ashanti
Region 1945 Obtained Middle School Leaving
1935 Left Wesley College for Achimota Certificate, G.C.E. ‘O’ Level,
1936 – 39 Teacher, Achimota College, gained Diploma in Commerce
first degree with honours in 1945 – 51 Stenographer Secretary, Timber
Medieval History from the Sawmill Kumasi; Tutor, Kumasi
University of London Commercial College; Principal,
1941 Oxford University – BA (Hons.) in Agona Swedru College of
Political Philosophy and Commerce
Economics, MA and PhD in Social
Anthropology 1951 Enlisted as a private in Ghana Army
1959 Cadet Training Course, Mons,
Political and Public Life Aldershot
1942 – 49 Appointed District Commissioner 1959 – 66 Attended various courses
1949 – 54 Appointed first lecturer in African including Personnel Administration at
Studies. the Staff College, USA.
1951 Elected by the Ashanti Commanding Officer 5th and 6th
Confederacy to the legislative Battalions
Council
1952 Leader of the Ghana Congress Political and Public Life
Party 1966 – 71 Chairman Western Region
1961 – 66 Senior Member of St. Anthony’s Committee of Administration
College, University of Oxford
1971 – 72 Commander, First Infantry
1966 Returned to Ghana and appointed Brigade
Chairman of National Advisory 1972 The military led by Lt. Col.
Committee of the NLC Ignatius Acheampong seized
1967 – 68 Chairman, Centre for Civic power
Education 1978 Acheampong was overthrown by
1968 Member of Constitutional Review his second-in-Command Lt. Gen.
Committee Fred Akuffo and other members
1969 His Progress Party (PP) won the of the ruling Supreme Military
Parliamentary election and he was
sworn in as Prime Minister of the Council (SMC). He was accused
Second Republic of economic sabotage.
1978 Died and Buried in August 1979 He was executed by firing squad
on June 16th, 1979, as a result of
the June 4th uprising
Presidency Presidency
1978 - 1979 Head of State 1979 - 1981 President
Personal Information
Date of Birth June 26th, 1906
Place of Birth Dodowa
Date of Death July 17th, 1979
Educational Background
Attended Presbyterian Primary and Middle Schools at
Dodowa. Attended Achimota College and won scholar-
ship to St. Peter’s College, Oxford University, UK where
he studied Mathematics, Politics, Economics and Philosophy.
1929 Entered Achimota College
1940 He was called to the Bar at Middle Temple, London
1941 Returned to Gold Coast and started private legal practice but soon joined politics
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Presidency
1979 Head of State
1981 –1993 Head of State
1993 - 2000 President
Personal Information
Date of Birth June 22nd, 1947
Place of Birth Greater Accra Region
Educational Background
Attended St. Joseph’s Catholic Primary School, Adabraka, Accra
President Jerry Rawligs with Bill and Hilary Clinton of the United States
Presidency
2001 to present President
Personal Information
Date of Birth December 8th, 1938
Place of Birth Dabaah, Ashanti Region
Educational Background
1945 – 1953 Attended Government Boys Primary and Middle School in Kumasi
1954 Student Prempeh College, Kumasi
1959 – 61 Obtained a Law Degree and was called to the bar at Lincoln Inn, L.L.B
1961 – 64 Oxford University, he took further studies in law
It is the closest wildlife reserve to The centre has an art gallery which
Accra, only about an hour away under exhibits and sells outstanding paint-
CENTRE FOR NATIONAL CULTURE favourable traffic conditions. ings and sculptures produced by some
of Ghana’s most celebrated artists.
A memorable day can be spent walk-
ing through the cool, dry evergreen for- Central Region
est to the mountain caves and the rem-
nants of former Shai settlements in Kakum National Park
the reserve.
Established in 1932 but officially
The Dipo festival is normally per- opened to the public in 1994, the 357
KAKUM NATIONAL PARK
formed between March and May and sq km national park is comprised of
it is an added attraction for tourists to mostly undisturbed virgin rainforest.
Shai Hills.
Excellent walking tours and Africa’s
Centre for National Culture only canopy walkway through the for-
est provide the opportunity to see
The centre has a craft shop, which dis- much of Ghana’s indigenous plant life,
plays and sells Ghanaian and African as well as rare butterflies, birds and
handicrafts – such as pottery, ceramics game.
and kente weaving – produced on the
premises and by other craftsmen in the The park in located on the Elmina
region. Road, about 250 km west of Accra.
The Portuguese founded the Castle of Saint George (later The 500 sq km protected area consists of the Nini-Suhien
simply named after the town of Elmina) in 1482 to protect National Park and the Ankasa Resource Reserve.
the gold-rich lands “discovered” in 1471.
For those wishing to spend the night in the park, there are
The castle was completed according to its original plan in modest cabins made mostly with local building materials
1486 and the town was raised to the status of a “city”. and each has its own kitchen.
Guided tours are available for visitors, and a small muse- About 8 km from the Ankasa entrance is the spectacular
um explains the history of the triangular trade between Bamboo Cathedral.
Europe, Africa and the Americas.
Giant bamboo shoots bow and crisscross forming a dome
Western Region and what some have called nature’s perfect architectural
design.
Nzulezu Stilt Village
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From Highlife to
Hiplife,
Ghana is home to numerous ethnic groups, each with North-eastern Ghana is famous for talking drums, played
their own distinctive musical traditions. The Ewe people by the Gur-speaking Mamprusi, Frafra and Dagomba
of south-eastern Ghana are known for their folk styles, nations.
which are related to the music of Benin and Togo. The
Ewe have also contributed popular styles, During the colonial era, the Gold Coast was a hotbed of
especially the agbadza and borborbor, a musical synergy. Rhythms from across West Africa, espe-
konkoma-highlife fusion that was cially gombe and ashiko from Sierra Leone, Liberian gui-
invented in the early 1950s in chicken tar styles like dagomba, mainline and fireman, Fante osi-
Kpandu. bisaba, European brass bands and sea shanties, and
Christian music were all combined into a melting pot that
North-western Ghana is home to became highlife.
the Dagarti, Lobi, Wala and
Sissala peoples, who are known The word highlife comes from the 1920s, when it was
for xylophone-based folk music. used to describe parties held by the European upper class
Southern and central Ghana to which the locals aspired. There were two types of
is dominated by various highlife at the time.
Akan peoples, includ-
ing Fante and Dance orchestras played at the parties of the elite, while
Ashanti. They are poor, rural guitarists played a kind of often-scorned music
known for complex that was also called palm wine music (the term palm
court music and a wine has referred to multiple styles from West Africa, but
huge log xylo- is now more commonly associated with the popular
phone used in music of Sierra Leone). Originally associated with the
asonko music. Fante people, the guitar-based highlife spread across the
country and, to a lesser degree, abroad.
After independence in 1957, the socialist government In 1971, the Soul to Soul music festival was held in Accra.
began encouraging folk music, but highlife remained pop- Several legendary American musicians played, including
ular, with new influences from Trinidadian and Congolese Wilson Pickett, Ike and Tina Turner and Carlos Santana.
music. E.T. Mensah was the most influential musician of With the exception of Mexican-American Santana, these
this period, and his band The Tempos frequently accom- American superstars were all black, and their presence in
panied the president. Accra was seen as legitimizing Ghanaian music.
The original bandleader of The Tempos was Guy Warren, Though the concert is now mostly remembered for its role
who was responsible for introducing Caribbean music to as a catalyst in the subsequent Ghanaian roots revival, it
Ghana and, later, was known for a series of innovative also led to increased popularity for American rock and
fusions of African rhythms and American jazz. King Bruce, soul. Inspired by the American musicians, new guitar
Jerry Hansen and Stan Plange also led influential dance bands arose in Ghana, including the Ashanti Brothers,
bands during the 1950s and ’60s. By the 1970s, however, Nana Ampadu & the African Brothers, The City Boys and
pop music from Europe and the US dominated the more.
March
WK MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY
9
MO N THLY LI FESTYLE M AGAZI N E
12 Peace Building Day @ Accra 13 Back to our Roots reggae concert 14 Back to our Roots reggae concert
@ Accra International @ Accra Trade Fair from 6.30
International Conference Centre
from 4 p.m. Conference Centre from 6.30 p.m.
11 p.m.
Salsa lesson @ Rima Place in
Osu, from 8.30 p.m.
13
The Last King early days in the early 1980s in Little Odessa, selling
guns to mobsters in his local neighbourhood, through to
of Scotland his ascension during the '80s and early '90s, when he
forms a business partnership with an African warlord
Tagline: Charming. and his psychotic son.
M a g n e t i c .
Murderous. The film charts Orlov's relationship with his younger
brother, his marriage to a famous model, his relentless
Plot Outline: Based on the events of the brutal Ugandan pursuit by a determined federal agent and his inner
dictator Idi Amin's regime as seen by his personal demons that sway between his drive for success and
physician during the 1970s the immorality of what he does.
In the early 1970s, Nicholas Garrigan, a young idealis-
tic Scottish doctor, comes to Uganda to assist in a rural
hospital. Once there, he soon meets the new President,
Blood Diamond
Idi Amin, who promises a golden age for the African
nation. Tagline: Truth
This film charts the rise and fall of Yuri Orlov, from his
Ghana also has established a successful Tourism has become one of Ghana’s
program of non-traditional agricultural largest foreign income earners, and the
products for export, including pineapples, government has placed great emphasis
cashews, and pepper. Cassava, yams, upon further tourism support and develop-
plantains, maize, rice, peanuts, millet, and ment.
sorghum are the basic foodstuffs. Fish,
poultry, and meat are important dietary Today, for the Golden Jubilee, the country
staples. is stable and expecting a lot for the future.
Many activities are planned for the year,
Principally gold, diamonds, manganese which it is hoped will boost the economy.
ore, and
bauxite are The Golden Jubilee will be an opportunity
produced and to showcase to the world that African
exported. The countries are entering a new period. This
only commer- year Ghana becomes the first colonised
cial oil well sub-Saharan state to celebrate 50 years
has been of independence, but it will be followed
closed after by several others in the next five years.
producing 3.5
million bar-
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long before I took a glance at the menu. And I was not disappointed in
that area either.
Adonis has come to fill a void that I never realised was there before. This
was exactly the kind of evening out that I had been missing; food, dance,
entertainment with a good dose of culture, all under one roof. Or do the
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M ON T HLY L IF E S T Y L E M A G A ZI N E
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INGREDIENTS: METHOD Repeat the incisions carefully collecting the juices that will
Five to six pounds of Blend two tablespoons of along the length of the pork ooze from the leg as it cooks
vinegar, two tablespoons of leg. A five to six pound pork and rebaste the pork leg with
fresh pork leg (hind or salt, one tablespoon of ground leg requires some twenty inci- the juices about twice
front will also do), garlic, ground black pepper to sions. throughout the process, shift-
taste (one-quarter teaspoon ing positions of the leg at each
serves eight
for finicky diners, one tea- Now you need a way to push basting. Allow to cool for a
2 kg of boiled pota- spoon for those with a taste the basting all the way inside few minutes before serving.
toes for hotter dishes) and oregano the pork leg through each inci-
to taste (one teaspoon for sion. Use a long-handled Boil the potatoes, and cut
2 cans of mild finicky tastes, up to two table- spoon if you don’t have a bast- them into quarter pieces. Heat
Sauerkraut spoons to really let it out). ing tool. Insert the handle end up olive oil in a frying pan, add
first if the spoon is wider than garlic and ground oregano.
Olive oil Then use a thin sharp knife to the incision slit. There should Roast the potatoes until they
Vinegar pierce the leg all the way to be enough basting paste left are brown and crispy. Heat up
the centre bone. Try making over to cover the whole skin olive oil in a frying pan, add
Ground oregano your incisions so that the knife and some under-the-skin slits. the sauerkraut and stir it for
Bay leaves runs a couple of inches along two to three minutes. Add a
the side of the bone by moving Bake your pork leg at 350-450 glass of dry white wine and
fresh garlic your wrist so that the initial degrees Fahrenheit. A good some bay leaves.
Black pepper slit remains no larger than the rule of thumb is 35 minutes
size of the knife. per pound. Set some means of
Salt
THURSDAY
MONDAY
TIME TO FLIGHT NO
0059 LGW 5W 094 1355 ABJ EK 787
0600 LOS 5B 1901 0035 TIP 8U 744
1410 LOS B3 255 0600 LOS O4 650
FRIDAY
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SUNDAY
LH 565
SATUDAY
0600 LOS O4 660
FRIDAY
arrivals
MONDAY
TUESDAY
1950 LOS O4 623 1640 ABJ FRJ 522 0725 LOS FRJ 501
THURSDAY
SATURDAY
2030 FNA KQ 511 1730 ABJ EK 788 0810 LFW VU 823
2050 LOS 5B 1904 1800 LOS AJ 567 0820 LOS 5B 1900
2055 LHR BA 081 1820 FRA LH 564 0820 LOS O4 661
2100 ABJ VU 826 1900 LOS AJ 567 0945 ABJ AJ 564
2110 TIP 8U 724 1915 AMS KL 589 1240 DXB EK 785
2130 MLW AJ 568 2010 DKR O4 741 1415 ADD ET 907
2200 COO O4 625 2015 CAI MS 881 1505 ROB O4 761
2245 CAI MS 877 2050 LOS 5B 1904 1515 LOS VK 803/2
2245 MXP AZ 846 2055 LHR BA 081 1715 NBO KQ 502
2100 ABJ VU 822 1745 LGW GO 100
2130 MLW AJ 568 1800 LOS 5B 1905
TIME FROM FLIGHT NO 2145 JNB 1800 LOS
GO 501 AJ 567
0600 ADD ET 917 2245 MXP AZ 846 1820 FRA LH 564
0700 FNA B3 254 2310 LOS O4 645 1830 CKY B3 257
0715 LOS AJ 563 2335 TIP 8U 744 1905 ABJ FRJ 524
0725 LOS VK 801 1915 AMS KL 589
WEDNESDAY
0725 LOS FRJ 503 TIME FROM FLIGHT NO 1950 LOS O4 663
0750 COO VU 827 0600 ADD ET 917 2050 LOS 5B 1906
0820 LOS 5B 1900 0715 LOS AJ 563 2055 LHR BA 081
0820 LOS O4 631 0700 FNA B3 254 2100 ABJ VU 822
0945 ABJ AJ 564 0725 LOS VK 801 2130 MLW AJ 567
1240 DXB EK 787 0725 LOS FRJ 502 2245 MXP AZ 846
1320 ROB FRJ 526 0740 LFW VU 823
FRIDAY
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1 2 5 that every row, lenging. It’s addic-
6 8 every column, and tive.
every 3x3 box con-
5 6 3 tains the digits 1 Solving time is typi-
through 9. That is cally from 10 to 30
1
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8 4 2 on your skill and
There`s no math experience.
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3 8 4 has numbers, but Enjoy the game.
nothing has to add
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“No,” the surgeon responded, “100 percent home grown.” “Is it stolen?” the guy asks.
“Why on earth is that? All they do is to fight among them- “No,” said the salesman, “It's brand new – do you want it
selves and behave as if Ghana is so advanced that we or not?”
have the leisure to mudsling.”
“Sure,” the customer replied. He looked around some
“Do you have any idea,” the surgeon asked, “how many more. Next he found a top-of-the-line computer with print-
politicians we would have to kill to get an ounce of use- er and monitor. “How much?”
able brain?”
“¢50,000” was the familiar response.
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother- and sister-in-law
barged into the room holding their newborn baby.
“But don't you want a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?” the brother
asked.
Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient. “C’mon, Stan, I want a nephew.”
Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his
brother, “You're sure you want a nephew?”