{137}{213}Okay, Piper, I can't be late|getting to the office today.

{217}{280}I have a radio interview with|those morning guys, Pip and Skeeter.
{284}{314}That's Skip and Peter.
{318}{393}Could you forget about|your advice column for two seconds?
{397}{435}Come see where|we're putting the nursery.
{440}{492}You're putting it in your closet.|I've seen your closet.
{496}{528}There's a lot of shoes, honey.
{532}{567}No, not anymore.
{575}{622}Look, it's perfect.
{626}{670}It's a little cramped, though,|don't you think?
{687}{735}That's why I'm adding a window,|to bring in light
{739}{801}and create a sense of space.
{824}{864}You guys are very cute.
{868}{940}But why are you doing all this now?|Your due date's not for months.
{944}{1032}Well, demon activity has been light,|so it's a good time to get ahead
.
{1036}{1077}Speaking of ahead,
{1083}{1158}I can't believe you guys didn't notice|my billboards downtown.
{1162}{1230}Oh, honey, of course|we noticed them.
{1234}{1319}You can see them|from a passing 747.
{1323}{1360}We'd have told you|how proud we are,
{1364}{1411}but you never slow down|to give us a chance.
{1416}{1461}Well, you know,|nothing perks up a girl's career
{1465}{1517}like sending her husband|straight to hell.
{1521}{1597}Okay, well, I've seen the nursery,|and it's absolutely beautiful,
{1601}{1645}but I really have to go|to that interview.
{1649}{1722}Honey, I know your work|is very important to you.
{1726}{1777}But guess what. I'm having a baby.
{1781}{1810}I know.
{1814}{1886}Yeah, so how about you take|a couple minutes to be Aunt Phoebe?
{1890}{1937}Oh, my God, you're so right.
{1941}{2012}I'm so sorry.|Okay, what do you need?
{2016}{2056}An opinion.
{2081}{2109}I'm thinking...
{2161}{2218}Positions! Bogey in three, two, one!
{2455}{2496}So much for the theory|that Borneo demons
{2500}{2537}are impervious to magical powers.
{2541}{2586}I can't wait to tell|the local witch doctors.
{2590}{2658}Excuse me, can we refrain from|blowing up demons in the nursery?
{2664}{2715}Oh, honey, it was just one.
{2723}{2753}Piper, you're going to be a mom.
{2758}{2814}You need to start thinking|about the safety of our daughter.
{2873}{2930}And you, you're getting so caught up|with this magical kick.
{2934}{3003}Look at your hair. It's still red|from the potion you blew up last n
ight.
{3008}{3077}Do you have any idea how much|this would cost in a salon?
{3096}{3161}I love your new 'do, honey.|I think you look beautiful.
{3165}{3199}Okay, bye.
{3203}{3233}Thank you.
{3237}{3275}Honey, sweets, toots?
{3279}{3323}I appreciate that you're|very concerned,
{3328}{3360}but I am still a witch,
{3364}{3458}and we do still have innocents|to protect and demons to fight.
{3462}{3496}I can't just crawl in a hole.
{3661}{3740}It's too bad, Mylie,|but your time is up.
{3744}{3878}You had 30 days to find love|or the penalty would be death.
{3909}{3978}But he does love me.|I know he does.
{3983}{4020}Oh, really?
{4024}{4050}Did he tell you?
{4054}{4099}He doesn't have to tell me|he loves me.

{4111}{4177}Well, actually, he does.

{4192}{4261}But he'll never say he loves you|until he trusts you.
{4265}{4390}And he'll never trust you|until you tell him what you really are.
{4394}{4465}You see why I always|win these bargains.
{4483}{4623}As an immortal being, I'm afraid|only you can give up your life.
{4628}{4716}Place this auger shell|over your heart.
{4728}{4843}It will draw your immortality inside.
{4893}{4919}And if I don't?
{4923}{5021}Then you can rot for eternity|right here.
{5373}{5443}You're wrong. He does love me.
{5447}{5499}And I'm gonna prove it.
{6613}{6734}Leo, I can't believe you found|all our old baby stuff.
{6738}{6804}Grams was a bit of a pack rat.
{6827}{6868}Baby book.
{6872}{6929}My baby book.
{6936}{7000}Oh, look how squishy I was.
{7018}{7050}You were so adorable.
{7073}{7119}Leo, you can't even see the picture.
{7123}{7165}I'm your whitelighter.
{7169}{7237}I've been watching you|ever since you were a baby.
{7253}{7308}Yeah, see, that's too creepy|to think about.
{7348}{7404}I never knew that Mom|kept a baby book for me.
{7408}{7490}Why not? I mean,|you started one for our daughter.
{7494}{7574}I always thought you|and your mom were a lot alike.
{7658}{7708}It's strange to think that|she went through everything
{7713}{7739}I'm going through right now.
{7748}{7815}I don't think you ever really know|how much your mother loves you
{7819}{7860}until you become one yourself.
{8013}{8075}- Are you okay?|- Yeah.
{8103}{8153}Here.
{8158}{8226}- Why don't you let me help you?|- It's heavy.
{8243}{8319}Well, see, that's kind of why|I wanted to help you with it.
{8323}{8393}Piper, when are you gonna|accept the fact that you're pregnant?
{8398}{8448}When are you gonna stop|being so overprotective?
{8452}{8514}All I'm suggesting|is that you slow down.
{8518}{8569}Okay, Leo, I'm not gonna be|one of those women
{8573}{8663}that sits on her ass and eats bonbons|throughout her entire pregnanc
y.
{8667}{8708}That's just not the woman|you married.
{8712}{8771}Besides, generations|of Halliwell women
{8775}{8841}raised perfectly normal children|before me.
{8845}{8893}They all got through it, and so will I.
{8911}{8938}Not all of them.
{8951}{8988}What's that supposed to mean?
{8992}{9031}How far along in the book|have you gotten?
{9308}{9374}There was no one there to finish it|after your mother died.
{9583}{9628}Like I said,|you're a lot like your mother.
{9653}{9700}She was careless too.
{9704}{9766}She thought she was invincible.
{9802}{9833}She was wrong.
{10134}{10217}Hello. Begging your evil pardon.
{10223}{10289}I bear a message from my master.
{10311}{10347}Necron?
{10351}{10420}He wants the immortality|you promised him,
{10424}{10462}and he wants it now!
{10466}{10520}His words, not mine.
{10525}{10630}Tell your master he'll get what|he wants, but he must be patient.
{10635}{10674}Oh, no.
{10678}{10723}I can't tell him that.
{10727}{10861}No disrespect, but skeletal beings|aren't known for their patience

.
{10865}{10926}Then you best hurry along.
{10930}{10987}I'll do as you ask.
{10991}{11120}But it'll be the last thing I do|before Necron eats my life force.
{11160}{11208}Then comes for yours.
{11450}{11485}Water
{11489}{11561}Rise up from the sea
{11565}{11637}Find the one who fled from me
{11645}{11732}Follow where the winds are cold
{11736}{11852}Then fall tenfold like days of old
{12353}{12395}Mylie.
{12406}{12477}- Mylie, hey.|- Hey.
{12481}{12523}I'm so sorry to pull you out|of your meeting.
{12527}{12579}They said it was important.|What's going on?
{12590}{12640}I need to know|how you feel about me.
{12694}{12722}What's so funny?
{12726}{12770}- You know what I love?|- No, what?
{12795}{12849}Your enthusiasm.
{12873}{12913}What else?
{12918}{13033}Well, l... I love this dimple|right here when you smile.
{13094}{13128}Mylie, what's going on here?
{13177}{13301}Look, I told you, I need to know|how you feel about me deep inside
.
{13305}{13338}It's important.
{13342}{13407}Well, listen, I'm gonna be on a plane|in two hours to go to New Yo
rk.
{13411}{13443}When I get back, we'll go out...
{13448}{13517}No, before you get on the plane.
{13530}{13567}I can't explain right now,
{13572}{13654}but unless you tell me|how you feel about me,
{13668}{13718}I may not be here|when you get back.
{13736}{13767}What's that supposed to mean?
{13771}{13832}I'm sorry, this isn't a threat.
{13836}{13873}It just... It is what it is.
{13884}{13942}Look, Mylie, this isn't the time|or the place for this.
{13946}{14002}Whatever I feel for you|should come out when I'm ready.
{14006}{14047}But we're running out of time.
{14125}{14252}Look, Craig, I admit that|this isn't fair, what I'm asking you.
{14256}{14397}But it's what I need right now|if you want to keep me in your life
.
{14458}{14492}Okay.
{14496}{14581}If it's that important, okay.
{14617}{14646}When I first met you...
{14698}{14742}...I felt a wall come down.
{14747}{14800}A wall around my heart.
{14909}{14975}I mean, I don't know|how to say this, but...
{14979}{15017}- I gotta go.|- What?
{15022}{15085}- Wait a minute, you just...|- I'm so sorry. I've gotta go.
{16226}{16259}Matthews!
{16263}{16323}In my office, now!
{16423}{16501}Weather advisory: If you're gonna|go outside, bring a paddle.
{16505}{16541}Where were you?
{16545}{16601}I had to run the McKenzie papers|over to the courthouse.
{16605}{16638}You've been gone an hour.
{16642}{16708}Yeah, well, there's a freak rainstorm.|The entire city's flooded.
{16712}{16759}You should've let someone know|where you're headed.
{16767}{16828}You have this habit|of coming and going as you please.
{16835}{16865}As I please?
{16869}{16941}No, I come and go|as other people please.
{16945}{17026}That's what assistants do.|They run errands.

{17030}{17099}I'll tell you a little secret.|They don't like it.

{17103}{17141}Well, your behaviour|has got to change.
{17145}{17201}Maybe it'll change if you promote me|to social worker.
{17206}{17235}I already did.
{17268}{17311}You start tomorrow.
{17345}{17383}He promoted you?
{17387}{17428}Congratulations.
{17434}{17490}- Thanks, I guess.|- What do you mean, you guess?
{17494}{17553}Paige, you've worked|so hard for this. It's your dream.
{17567}{17622}Yeah, Cowan already gave me|the big responsibility speech.
{17626}{17688}No more coming to work late,|no more long lunches.
{17692}{17718}Hold on a second, sweetie.
{17722}{17759}Nancy O'Dell's producer's|on the phone.
{17763}{17807}They want to know|if you want hair and makeup.
{17811}{17853}No, I will do my own. Thanks.
{17858}{17900}- Hi.|- Nancy O'Dell?
{17904}{17972}Yeah, she wants to interview me|on TV tomorrow.
{17977}{18058}Look at you, blowing up around town.|Billboards, radio, TV.
{18063}{18105}What's next?|Phoebe, the world tour?
{18109}{18184}Oh, no, even better.
{18188}{18233}- Divorce court.|- What?
{18238}{18324}I can't believe you found time|to push a divorce through the syste
m.
{18328}{18378}I just want my life back.
{18382}{18425}I don't want to have to look|over my shoulder,
{18429}{18469}praying that Cole|isn't gonna find a way
{18473}{18514}out of the demonic wasteland,|you know?
{18518}{18555}- Do you think he will?|- You know what?
{18564}{18623}I don't care.|Because even if he does,
{18628}{18708}after today, I'll be free.
{19108}{19181}I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.|I didn't mean to scare you.
{19193}{19269}It's just that I recognize you|from your billboard.
{19273}{19328}- I need your help.|- Oh, that's sweet, sweetie.
{19332}{19388}But if you write a letter,|then I respond to everyone.
{19392}{19428}No, you don't understand.
{19458}{19505}I recognized you|as a Charmed One.
{19515}{19574}You're very famous|where I come from.
{19578}{19608}I'm not evil or anything.
{19621}{19686}- I've heard that one before.|- No, honestly.
{20000}{20051}- We need to go.|- Well, yeah!
{20055}{20084}The Sea Hag can track my tail.
{20088}{20143}- Well, then make it go away.|- I can't.
{20562}{20643}All right. Okay.
{20889}{20917}Okay, hang on!
{21429}{21517}Okay, I just cut work on the day|of my big promotion
{21521}{21560}and sped through a rainstorm|to get here.
{21565}{21665}- What is the 911?|- Phoebe found a mermaid.
{21670}{21707}Actually, she found me.
{21711}{21774}On the way to a very important|court date, I might add.
{21779}{21820}Hi, I'm Mylie.
{21824}{21856}You must be Paige.
{21860}{21905}You have a very big|underwater fan base.
{21921}{22015}You're a mermaid?|You guys actually exist?
{22021}{22103}Excuse me,|when you said Sea Hag,
{22107}{22180}did you mean like old-woman hag|or evil-magic hag?
{22184}{22252}Because, see, I'm not really|in the battle mood today.
{22273}{22304}She's kind of both.
{22336}{22381}Forget that,|what's life like under the sea?
{22385}{22438}Does your skin get wrinkly?
{22442}{22503}Does algae pose|a personal-hygiene problem?

{22507}{22567}Okay, guys, why don't we|let her up for a little air?

{22572}{22603}No, it's okay, I don't mind.
{22607}{22651}Actually, there's nothing like|being a mermaid.
{22658}{22750}You get to swim in the open sea|all day, explore endless wonders.
{22754}{22805}- It's pure freedom.|- Sounds like heaven.
{22809}{22867}I'm sure you wanna get back.|I can drop you off at the beach...
{22872}{22898}No, you don't understand.
{22902}{22992}It was a great life|for the first few hundred years.
{23050}{23081}Mermaids are immortal.
{23085}{23149}Yeah, we can spend eternity at sea.
{23153}{23252}Because our hearts are, well,|some say, as cold as the water.
{23257}{23322}But sometimes|a mermaid gets Ionely,
{23326}{23405}and her heart warms,|and she wants more.
{23412}{23451}Is that what happened to you?
{23455}{23545}The ocean's floor is littered with bones|of mortals who died for l
ove.
{23549}{23586}I had to know why.
{23592}{23656}Now, these bones,
{23672}{23759}could they be bones of mortals|that perhaps the Sea Hag killed?
{23767}{23807}- Piper.|- What?
{23811}{23889}So you said you wanted to feel love.|Is that why you saw the Sea H
ag?
{23893}{23994}Yes. If a mortal professes his love|to a mermaid, she becomes huma
n.
{23998}{24043}The Sea Hag agreed to give me legs,
{24047}{24090}but if I didn't find love|before her deadline,
{24094}{24134}I would have to give her|my immortality.
{24144}{24187}All that for a guy?
{24191}{24234}Boy, did you get taken for a ride.
{24238}{24263}- Phoebe.|- What?
{24267}{24307}But I did find love.
{24325}{24380}I mean, I think I did.
{24398}{24489}But I might be dead|before I get to find out for sure.
{24524}{24575}Craig's getting on a plane|to New York soon.
{24584}{24627}Oh, no, no, no. This is good.
{24636}{24679}Because all we gotta do|is find the fish lover,
{24684}{24753}get him to spill his guts, and then|we don't have to face the Sea
Hag.
{24757}{24788}- Piper.|- What?
{24792}{24848}If your boyfriend's love|can make you human,
{24852}{24896}why don't you just tell him|you're a mermaid?
{24914}{24955}You mean that I'm a genetic freak
{24959}{25015}with a fish tail|coated in glandular slime?
{25019}{25079}- She raises a good point.|- Yeah.
{25084}{25127}You may be half fish,|but you're still a woman.
{25131}{25189}And women, you know, they generally|know when a man's in love
{25194}{25222}even before he does.
{25226}{25269}Oh, please.
{25274}{25357}If I wrote that slop in my column,|I'd be driven out of town.
{25364}{25456}Okay, that is it.|Can I see you two in the kitchen?
{25545}{25593}Okay, what is going on|with you guys?
{25597}{25649}I'm sorry. Like you need a man|to be complete.
{25653}{25724}That kind of thinking dates back|to the days we all had tails.
{25730}{25755}Maybe Phoebe's right.
{25759}{25806}Maybe we just throw the mermaid|back into the ocean
{25811}{25846}and we keep the manor|a hag-free zone.
{25850}{25879}Who are you people,
{25883}{25938}and what have you done|with my sisters?
{25942}{25992}Let's start with you.|What is going on in that head?
{25996}{26042}I keep thinking about|the court date I'm missing.

{26051}{26096}Okay, so you're dumping|all over our innocent?

{26101}{26136}I don't mean to be.
{26141}{26205}Paige, I've been fighting so hard|to get my life back.
{26209}{26258}If Cole shows up|and we're still married,
{26262}{26303}then it was all for nothing.
{26307}{26336}I need my freedom.
{26341}{26376}Okay, fine, go meet the judge.
{26380}{26429}Just hurry back,|and we'll deal with Mylie.
{26537}{26567}Where's she going?
{26571}{26605}Everything okay?
{26609}{26654}Yeah, Piper and I|were just about to discuss
{26658}{26688}how best to vanquish|the Sea Hag.
{26692}{26746}No, you said we were|gonna deal with Mylie.
{26750}{26809}You didn't say anything about|doing anything with the Sea Hag.
{26813}{26846}What is up with you
{26851}{26911}and these demon-avoidance issues|you've suddenly got?
{26916}{26960}I think if we can protect Mylie
{26964}{27034}and avoid a run-in with the Sea Hag,|I'm all for that.
{27038}{27076}What is going on with everybody?
{27080}{27123}We're talking about the Sea Hag,
{27127}{27164}mysterious monster|of the deep blue sea,
{27168}{27225}whose name strikes fear|in the hearts of sailors everywhere.
{27229}{27291}Okay, somebody's been watching|way too much Discovery Channel.
{27295}{27354}You're probably right,|but she's an interesting evil specimen.
{27358}{27416}Reminds me of this water demon|I read about in the Book.
{27420}{27461}She kills in the most|fascinating way.
{27466}{27523}- Paige.|- What?
{27562}{27601}We know how it kills.
{27673}{27700}What'd I say?
{27713}{27761}It killed Mom.
{27823}{27856}It's okay, you didn't know.
{27861}{27900}Look, I just don't see any sense
{27904}{27991}in going up against a demon like this|if we don't have to.
{28024}{28105}Okay, maybe we can get Craig|to confess his love for Mylie.
{28110}{28141}I'll ask her what flight he's on,
{28145}{28200}and maybe I can stop him|from getting on that plane.
{28206}{28239}But if it doesn't work,
{28243}{28308}we're gonna have to come up with|a plan B to vanquish the Sea Hag.
{28313}{28371}I know. I will check|the Book of Shadows.
{28517}{28543}You okay?
{28567}{28608}Yeah.
{28770}{28858}Hello, begging your evil pardon.
{28866}{28910}I see you're still alive.
{29126}{29248}Six months ago,|I came to this cavern to feed on you.
{29263}{29320}You talked me out of it.
{29328}{29360}What was it you said?
{29364}{29431}I promised you an immortal being
{29435}{29497}to give you permanent|and everlasting life.
{29508}{29558}Yes. That was it.
{29563}{29598}A mermaid, I believe.
{29626}{29671}Did you capture her for me?
{29708}{29759}No. Not yet.
{29848}{29875}It's not too late.
{29888}{29920}I can cast a new spell,
{29924}{29990}conjure a storm like|San Francisco has never seen.
{30005}{30058}Think what you're giving up|if you kill me.
{30180}{30219}Now, this isn't right.
{30566}{30657}I'm so tired of feeding|on lower life-forms.
{30664}{30726}The mermaid|won't get away this time.
{30730}{30756}She better not.

{30768}{30813}For your sake.

{30956}{31087}Flight 83 to Palm Beach, Florida|will be boarding in 15 minutes.
{31091}{31234}Flight 83 to Palm Beach, Florida|will be boarding in 15 minutes.
{31256}{31339}Thank you, Mr. Wilson.|Have a nice flight.
{31354}{31400}Craig? Craig Wilson?
{31404}{31440}- Yeah?|- I have a message for you.
{31444}{31481}Mylie sent me.
{31485}{31535}Let me guess,|she sent me a singing telegram.
{31539}{31616}No, no, a stripagram,|that's more Mylie's style.
{31620}{31670}Shocking and unexpected.
{31674}{31699}I'm a friend of Mylie's.
{31703}{31759}She sent me here|because she needs to speak with you.
{31771}{31797}Why didn't she come herself?
{31819}{31851}That's a good question.
{31855}{31929}There's a good answer,|I just can't tell you what it is.
{31933}{31962}But it's good.
{31966}{32016}Let me get this straight.|You're a friend of Mylie's.
{32021}{32061}I've never met you,|never even heard of you,
{32066}{32101}and you know more about her|than I do?
{32105}{32182}No, not more about her|than you do, just a little secret.
{32186}{32232}Well, a big secret.
{32238}{32274}Well, I'm tired of Mylie's secrets.
{32278}{32347}Okay, I'm tired of her moving closer|to me, and then running away
and...
{32374}{32406}I'm just tired.
{32410}{32452}There's a really good reason|for all of this,
{32456}{32518}and one day you guys are gonna|sit down at a nice seafood dinner
{32522}{32609}and laugh about this, but until then,|you really need to trust her
.
{32613}{32672}No, right now, I need to catch a plane.|Excuse me.
{32676}{32752}Craig, her life is in danger.
{32912}{33011}I sent a sheriff to his apartment,|to his work, even his dry clean
ers.
{33015}{33067}Trust me, Your Honour,|I didn't make a good faith effort
{33071}{33112}to try to notify my husband|of our divorce,
{33116}{33154}I made a great faith effort.
{33158}{33222}But to grant a default divorce,
{33226}{33293}the court requires that you|put a notice in the local newspaper
{33298}{33366}saying where the missing spouse|was last residing.
{33370}{33405}Did you do that?
{33409}{33478}I made the notice|larger than legally required.
{33482}{33548}I even used a 12-pica bold font|to make sure it really popped.
{33553}{33625}You see there how it really pops?
{33669}{33712}What is your business here,|inspector?
{33716}{33798}I led the investigation into|the disappearance of Mr. Cole Turner.
{33803}{33869}We used every method at our|disposal to locate his whereabouts,
{33873}{33918}and we still came up empty.
{33922}{33978}It's my belief that Mr. Turner|has left the country.
{33997}{34034}I must say, young lady,
{34041}{34076}in all my years on the bench,
{34080}{34151}I have never seen a divorce|pushed through this fast.
{34155}{34197}Please sign here.
{34240}{34307}- Free at last.|- Is this the right office?
{34343}{34368}Cole Turner, Your Honour.
{34403}{34482}Nice ad.|Thanks for letting me know.
{34513}{34578}You evil bastard. Why didn't you|just stay where you belong?
{34583}{34617}Wait a minute, I'm not evil.
{34621}{34678}Do you have any idea|what you just did to me in there?
{34682}{34744}Hold on. I'm not evil. I'm good.
{34748}{34798}You're good at crushing|my every hope and dream.

{34803}{34834}Well, I'm gonna make up for that.

{34838}{34882}Made me look like a fool|in front of the judge.
{34886}{34944}You are like a pit bull|with a death grip.
{34950}{34995}You know,|I should arrest you on principle.
{35120}{35151}Too many people talking at once.
{35155}{35222}You see, Cole, this is|exactly what I'm talking about.
{35226}{35295}Good people don't turn other people|into water coolers.
{35300}{35338}- I needed you to hear me.|- Go to hell.
{35348}{35393}I was just there.|I didn't mean to stay so long,
{35397}{35443}but I needed to gather|enough powers to execute...
{35447}{35508}Execute who, huh? Execute who?
{35512}{35580}My plan. I'm here to redeem myself.
{35584}{35616}You better be careful.
{35630}{35725}You are stepping down|a very dangerous road right now.
{35729}{35772}I'm already on it.
{35785}{35827}I got my job back at the law firm.
{35831}{35900}I'm gonna use my powers|to help people.
{35926}{35956}Make up for my past.
{35970}{36004}You'll see we're meant to be together.
{36008}{36078}Cole, if you say that again,|I swear I'll scream.
{36108}{36166}I want you out of my life.
{36179}{36218}I'll keep my distance.
{36222}{36258}But I'm not going away.
{36273}{36314}My love for you hasn't changed.
{36335}{36397}It kept me alive in the wasteland...
{36401}{36440}...and led me back to you.
{36505}{36555}You won't use that.
{36560}{36641}I know you still love me,|on some level, deep inside.
{36775}{36870}You are seriously mistaken|if you think I still love you in any wa
y.
{36875}{36907}I wasn't expecting a warm welcome,
{36911}{36985}but don't you think|this is a little extreme?
{37169}{37209}Wait.
{37224}{37250}You stay away from me,
{37266}{37301}whatever you are.
{37538}{37577}What happened?
{37601}{37628}Where's Phoebe?
{37650}{37683}She ran off.
{37725}{37784}You're lucky that's all she did.
{37885}{37970}Pounding the coastline|and leaving weary residents...
{37974}{38016}Now, the Book says|that the Sea Hag
{38020}{38071}has power over|her natural environment.
{38075}{38165}Would that be, like, rainstorms?
{38169}{38262}- Yeah, rainstorms, hurricanes.|- Hurricanes?
{38271}{38304}Even tidal waves.
{38319}{38386}Leo, she said tidal waves.|How far do tidal waves travel?
{38390}{38417}Excuse us.
{38441}{38489}What has gotten into you?
{38493}{38554}I don't know.|I just don't feel like myself.
{38558}{38612}Well, our job is|to keep the innocent calm.
{38616}{38658}Can you do that|while I go talk to the Elders
{38662}{38706}and see if they|can help control the Sea Hag?
{38710}{38747}Sure.
{38906}{38939}Hey.
{38951}{38977}You came.
{38981}{39039}Yeah, Paige told me your life|was in danger. What's going on?
{39056}{39109}I really need to know|how you feel about me.
{39113}{39184}I can't believe we're back on this.|What, you two in on this joke,
or what?
{39191}{39245}It's no joke. You have to tell her|how you feel about her.

{39249}{39285}Her life depends on it.

{39291}{39358}What is this?|The Delusional Girls' Club? Come on.
{39385}{39410}Tell me what's happening.
{39427}{39496}- I can't.|- You can't?
{39519}{39555}You yank me out|of a business meeting,
{39560}{39608}you have your friend ambush me|at the airport,
{39612}{39680}I miss my plane,|and you can't tell me why?
{39701}{39727}No.
{39731}{39804}Okay, buddy, look. You obviously|wouldn't be here if you didn't ca
re.
{39808}{39887}So why don't you just tell her|that you love her, for crying out l
oud.
{39891}{39916}- Piper, relax.|- What?
{39920}{39992}If he does not do this,|then we gotta fight the evil...
{40037}{40075}Person.
{40079}{40130}- Know what, I'm out of here.|- Craig, wait!
{40210}{40273}You want to know|what I'm hiding from you?
{40299}{40336}Okay.
{40377}{40415}Mylie.
{40435}{40473}No, don't!
{40633}{40685}Please don't be afraid.
{40700}{40730}It's still me.
{40760}{40815}What are you?
{41135}{41175}Did you find a vanquishing spell?
{41255}{41280}Piper, freeze her!
{41350}{41376}I can't.
{41743}{41782}Piper!
{41795}{41870}Piper, help me! Piper!
{41875}{41915}Help!
{42098}{42142}What happened to you?
{42510}{42589}She took our innocent?|How could you let that happen?
{42593}{42675}I don't know.|I think I had a panic attack.
{42679}{42723}I couldn't breathe or move.
{42738}{42778}Okay, but she took our innocent.
{42782}{42815}Let's give Piper a break, okay?
{42819}{42916}No, she's right. I froze up.|Mylie's gone, and it's my fault.
{42920}{42988}No, it's not your fault.|It's your hormones.
{42992}{43037}Your maternal instincts|are kicking in.
{43041}{43068}More like taking over.
{43072}{43148}It's natural for a mother|to feel protective of her baby.
{43152}{43210}But she's been handling demons|ever since she got pregnant.
{43214}{43242}Why the sudden change today?
{43252}{43294}I don't know. I just...
{43298}{43329}I don't.
{43357}{43425}Let's just focus on finding Mylie.|What'd you get on the Sea Hag?
{43445}{43526}There's a vanquishing spell,|power of three.
{43536}{43565}I have it somewhere.
{43603}{43634}Okay, what about a location?
{43638}{43683}Did the Book say|where we could find her?
{43750}{43824}The Elders say she keeps|a cavern on a remote island.
{43842}{43889}She keeps it hidden|with charms and spells.
{43893}{43937}The only way to track her|is with a mermaid.
{43952}{43996}Well, unfortunately,|we're fresh out of those.
{44003}{44074}Okay, yeah, well, where were you|when this all went down?
{44133}{44169}I had my own demon to deal with.
{44177}{44247}The good news is, is that the Sea Hag|can't steal Mylie's immortal
ity
{44251}{44287}unless she's willing to give it up.
{44291}{44324}Which could be any minute.
{44331}{44407}It's true. If she gives up hope,|she might wanna die.

{44411}{44449}Well, I'll find Craig.|We may need him.

{44453}{44495}Try the airport.|He was headed to New York.
{44582}{44622}I'll try to locate the Sea Hag.
{44640}{44690}Oh, honey.
{44711}{44736}I'm sorry.
{44753}{44792}I might have been pushing too hard.
{44810}{44865}Why don't you let me and Paige|worry about the Sea Hag?
{44887}{44947}- No, this I've got to...|- Rest.
{44951}{45014}If not for your sake,|then for my niece.
{45018}{45069}All this stress can't be good.
{45073}{45123}She's right.
{45438}{45505}I underestimated you.
{45509}{45570}They always come back to me|with empty hearts,
{45574}{45632}begging me to end their lives.
{45636}{45683}But you...
{45755}{45800}You almost found love.
{45819}{45855}I did find love.
{45860}{45910}Maybe he did love you.
{45915}{45981}But I'm afraid that's over,|my dear child,
{45985}{46028}now that he knows what you are.
{46115}{46203}It's time to embrace your fate.
{46347}{46430}The pain you're feeling|won't go away.
{46472}{46540}As an immortal creature...
{46545}{46638}...can you bear to live with it|for eternity?
{46920}{46957}Inspector 43 in need of assistance.
{46961}{47025}216 in progress. I have shots fired.
{47030}{47107}Ten-four.|Inspector 43 requesting backup.
{47121}{47202}Last time I come to this place|for lunch.
{47573}{47629}Thought you could use a little help.
{47647}{47686}You thought right.
{47690}{47744}Let's go get the bad guy.
{47766}{47833}- What did you do?|- Gave us a little extra time.
{47837}{47882}Yeah, I can see that. Why?
{47886}{47928}You mean, other than|to save your ass?
{47932}{48005}Well, I need to show Phoebe|that I am good.
{48009}{48063}I help you make this collar,|you look good to your bosses.
{48067}{48103}It's a win-win proposition.
{48110}{48146}What if I don't want your help?
{48166}{48224}I could always turn you|into a water cooler.
{48267}{48307}Got cuffs?
{48386}{48418}Thanks.
{48422}{48454}Here, hold this.
{48510}{48582}So anyway, if you need help|on any cases,
{48586}{48669}supernatural or otherwise,|I'm at your service.
{48673}{48755}I'm gonna prove to everyone|that I'm not evil.
{48942}{48976}Whether they like it or not.
{48980}{49049}Look, she doesn't want you.
{49053}{49087}Why don't you just give it up?
{49106}{49135}Because I'm in love.
{49206}{49261}Don't forget to tell her what I did.
{49355}{49391}This is really good.
{49395}{49457}Adding Eastern thinking|to Western Wicca.
{49461}{49516}It should break through|the Sea Hag's protective charms.
{49520}{49601}- Are you gonna answer your phone?|- No. It's my boss.
{49605}{49665}- I've been gone all afternoon.|- Okay, then can we turn it off?
{49670}{49735}Do you think it's possible to get|promoted and fired in the same d
ay?
{49739}{49790}Paige, please,|just turn off the phone.
{49794}{49876}You know, maybe in our new destiny,|this job just isn't meant to b
e.

{49880}{49920}Okay.
{49947}{50010}Okay. Interesting.
{50025}{50066}Phoebe.
{50106}{50133}What is going on?
{50179}{50210}He's back.
{50229}{50261}- Who?|- Cole.
{50271}{50309}What?
{50406}{50436}This is his blood.
{50440}{50485}Blood is not supposed to do that.
{50519}{50575}- You stabbed him?|- Yeah.
{50594}{50657}- Good.|- He wants me back.
{50670}{50770}He wants me back,|and I just want to run.
{50775}{50835}As fast and far as I can.
{50844}{50878}I swear, if I had your power,
{50882}{50962}Paige, I would orb myself to a rock|in the middle of the sea.
{50991}{51066}He has put me through|so much, and I just...
{51070}{51106}I don't wanna go through it again.
{51110}{51164}Okay, running is not the answer.
{51168}{51211}Don't give him that power over you.
{51215}{51277}You have built|a great life for yourself.
{51281}{51331}But it doesn't matter.
{51335}{51375}I'm too tired to fight him.
{51418}{51467}And I don't even know if I could.
{51471}{51555}He's got all these|new demonic powers now.
{51582}{51632}You know what,|turn your anger towards the Sea Hag.
{51651}{51717}After we deal with her,|I'll test Cole's blood
{51721}{51806}and come up with a magic way|to keep him from you, okay?
{51851}{51878}Okay.
{51919}{51960}Thank you.
{51978}{52042}Let's see if the spell|that you wrote works.
{52047}{52082}I will go find Piper.
{52087}{52165}Oh, Piper.|I'm kind of worried about her.
{52169}{52202}She picked maybe the worst time
{52206}{52250}to come up with|a massive demon phobia.
{52272}{52328}You think she's gonna be okay|to take on the Sea Hag?
{52332}{52416}Well, I think pregnancy's|an emotional time,
{52420}{52451}and anything can happen.
{52470}{52495}I'll be fine.
{52532}{52593}Okay, let's go. We got a job to do.
{52597}{52659}- Are you sure you're up to it?|- Well, I don't have a choice.
{52663}{52716}It's a power-of-three spell, right?|One, two, three.
{52720}{52775}Should we wait for Leo|to find Craig before we go?
{52779}{52838}No, Mylie needs us now.
{52903}{52992}Okay, if this spell works,|it should take us right to the Sea Hag.
{52996}{53048}Powers of the witches rise
{53052}{53122}Find the hag who speaks in lies
{53127}{53192}Balance chakras, focus chi
{53197}{53270}Lead us through the cruel, cruel sea
{53977}{54009}Hey!
{54013}{54042}Sorry, I couldn't hold you.
{54092}{54170}Phoebe, you can't stand,|you don't have legs.
{54180}{54255}Okay, well, why me?|Why did I get the tail?
{54259}{54310}We all read that spell together.
{54316}{54354}Maybe because|you're the best swimmer?
{54358}{54419}Yeah, at the Y.|But this is the ocean.
{54424}{54497}It is very cold,|and I'm allergic to shellfish!
{54501}{54586}Okay, forget that. Do you sense|the Sea Hag? Is she close?
{54590}{54625}How should I know?
{54644}{54695}Well, maybe if you put|your head underwater.
{54700}{54730}And get my hair wet?

{54742}{54772}Phoebe, you're a mermaid.

{54776}{54820}You should be able|to sense the Sea Hag.
{54824}{54919}My spell worked,|just not the way I envisioned it.
{55077}{55134}I found Craig. He was on a plane|on his way to New York.
{55179}{55216}Why am I standing in the ocean?
{55220}{55258}Phoebe's a mermaid.
{55276}{55345}Oh, well, that would explain it.
{55354}{55417}Dive in. The water's great.
{55427}{55488}Phoebe, get back here this instant.
{55585}{55667}The call of the sea is intense.|Just like Mylie said it was.
{55671}{55716}Well, ignore it.|Did you find the Sea Hag?
{55730}{55789}Now that you mention it,|there was a stench under the water.
{55793}{55837}That could be|the sewage treatment plant.
{55841}{55883}We'll take our chances.|Follow the stench.
{55889}{55922}- How?|- I don't know.
{55926}{55965}Get in touch with your inner fish.
{55976}{56062}And then when you find the cavern,|call for Leo and we will orb th
ere.
{56067}{56092}Okay.
{56201}{56281}That's actually the most fun I've seen|Phoebe have since Cole died
.
{56286}{56355}- Which time?|- Good point.
{56359}{56421}Okay, you guys ready?|T minus Sea Hag and counting.
{56426}{56467}Piper, you got|the power-of-three spell?
{56600}{56655}Piper, are you okay?
{56718}{56805}I'm fine. Everything's under control.
{57017}{57106}Are you ready|to make your pain go away?
{57112}{57152}Yes.
{57232}{57296}Necron will be pleased.
{57345}{57434}It doesn't hurt. I promise.
{57441}{57499}The auger shell brings peace.
{58304}{58354}She's calling, let's go.
{58358}{58412}Come on, come on, let's go!
{58979}{59028}- Where's Piper?|- She let go of my hand.
{59041}{59067}What?
{59096}{59167}Enough with the water! Shell!
{60210}{60271}- Is everyone okay?|- Yeah.
{60276}{60322}No, she's dying.
{60330}{60385}Can you heal her?
{60421}{60467}It's no use. She's not human.
{60471}{60509}No, not yet. Get Craig. Hurry.
{60559}{60607}She should have stayed|in the water.
{60611}{60684}- She could have avoided all of this.|- Can we stay positive, plea
se?
{60693}{60727}Get your hands off me. What...?
{60769}{60832}What just happened? Where am I?
{60836}{60911}Somewhere off the North Atlantic|would be my gut instinct.
{60944}{61014}What...? Who are you people?
{61029}{61068}- Witch.|- Angel.
{61072}{61127}- Mermaid.|- Don't you mean witch?
{61188}{61241}I know this is hard to accept.
{61246}{61299}But all that matters is she's dying,|and you can help.
{61303}{61334}What can I do?
{61338}{61392}Tell her how you feel.
{61417}{61450}Your love can save her.
{61454}{61515}My love? Hey, how can I love her?
{61519}{61583}- Look at her, she's got a...|- Really beautiful heart?
{61641}{61706}Now you know what she is,|but who she is,
{61711}{61747}you've always known that.
{62062}{62098}I do love you.

{63444}{63472}Thank you.
{63495}{63539}Thank you for everything.
{63546}{63615}Okay, I hate to cut this short,|but I can sense Piper's panic,
{63619}{63693}and I think we should get back to her|and let her know everything'
s all right.
{63703}{63740}Phoebe, take my hand,|I'll orb you back.
{63744}{63800}Nope. I'm staying in the ocean.
{63804}{63839}Okay, just meet us|back at the beach.
{63843}{63894}You swim so fast, you'll probably|beat us there anyway.
{63899}{63994}No, I'm staying in the ocean.|I'm not going back.
{64009}{64040}I don't understand.
{64044}{64090}Paige, it's everything|that Mylie said it was.
{64118}{64156}It's complete freedom.
{64160}{64239}The call of the sea.|It'll turn her heart cold if she lets it.
{64264}{64335}- Phoebe, get out of the water.|- No.
{64339}{64393}- Phoebe, take my hand.|- No!
{64397}{64444}Phoebe, fight it!
{64454}{64495}I don't want to fight it.
{64499}{64549}I just want to be free.
{64628}{64657}Phoebe!
{65976}{66011}Leo, the Persian.
{66063}{66104}I found Phoebe.
{66109}{66170}You did?|Well, why didn't you bring her?
{66174}{66235}She's too fast. And slippery.
{66250}{66308}It's official, Phoebe's on the run.
{66312}{66349}On the swim, technically.
{66353}{66399}Well, what the heck|is she swimming from?
{66404}{66486}She's got billboards, TV interviews,|she got her divorce,
{66493}{66535}she should be loving life.
{66546}{66613}- That's right, you don't know.|- I don't know what?
{66617}{66651}Well, I didn't want|to make you mad,
{66655}{66694}you know, you getting|so panicky and all...
{66698}{66730}Yes, we've established
{66734}{66785}I was a spineless coward|in the face of evil.
{66789}{66826}Now, what don't I know?
{66872}{66913}Cole's back.
{66932}{66988}What? Why don't I know about this?
{66992}{67074}- Well, Phoebe told me confidentially.|- Yes, but I'm your whiteli
ghter.
{67078}{67127}As a witch, you have a duty|to let me know this.
{67132}{67180}I have a greater duty to my sister.
{67184}{67238}Excuse me, but he's|the former Source of All Evil.
{67242}{67319}This is not something|you just sweep under the rug.
{67419}{67487}Breathe. Take a deep breath.|Take a deep breath.
{67492}{67550}Does he want my baby?
{67564}{67618}No, honey, of course not.
{67622}{67674}He's in love. He wants Phoebe back.
{67704}{67767}Hey, that's it. If Cole and Phoebe|declare their love...
{67772}{67836}Cole's love is the problem,|not the solution.
{67845}{67884}Paige, I know you hate Cole, but...
{67888}{67965}Yeah, I do. I loathe and despise him,|but that's not the point.
{67969}{68027}Mylie said that mermaids are|cold-hearted. Maybe that's why
{68031}{68106}my spell turned Phoebe into|a mermaid in the first place.
{68110}{68159}Wait a minute,|we're talking about Phoebe here.
{68163}{68214}Since when did Phoebe|become cold-hearted?
{68218}{68271}Well, maybe she's been in|the deep freeze
{68275}{68311}ever since Cole came back.
{68332}{68377}All right, so where do we go next?
{68381}{68444}I don't know, Book of Shadows,|Library of Congress, Internet.
{68448}{68514}Anywhere we can|to get rid of Phoebe's tail.

{68816}{68854}Hag?
{68989}{69055}I want my eternal life!
{69116}{69186}Or your life, it's your choice.
{70014}{70042}Who are you?
{70048}{70106}You have something I want.
{70151}{70177}They're all yours!
{70391}{70467}I am so sorry I am missing work,|Mr. Cowan.
{70471}{70595}L... It's just my sister,|she's had a fishing accident.
{70600}{70712}Well, of course I'm grateful for|the promotion. Of course I am.
{70716}{70773}And I'm gonna prove to you|just how grateful I am
{70777}{70848}as soon as I get there, and...
{70852}{70887}Mr. Cowan?
{70891}{70928}Hello?
{70960}{71002}I lost Phoebe.
{71023}{71050}- You lost Phoebe?|- Yeah.
{71055}{71085}Somewhere in the Gulf of Mexico.
{71090}{71165}I was tracking her and...|She's getting harder to sense.
{71169}{71235}I think the mermaid in her|is starting to take over.
{71243}{71298}I'll just have to find a way|to turn her back.
{71302}{71352}Look through these books.
{71371}{71420}You've been working on this|all night?
{71424}{71458}Yeah.
{71464}{71497}Well, what have you learned so far?
{71502}{71545}I have learned that mermaids|are cold-blooded,
{71549}{71620}they like shiny baubles, sea chanteys|are the only songs they know
,
{71624}{71705}and my adoption file|is short one document.
{71709}{71741}You lost me with that last one.
{71745}{71787}Leo, it's my first day|as a social worker,
{71791}{71855}and I'm already screwing up|and failing bigtime.
{71859}{71908}This kid's adoption|is gonna fall apart without me.
{71919}{71949}You can't let that happen.
{71957}{72002}I'm so glad you agree.
{72007}{72073}I was thinking I'd just cast a spell|from here and create a file..
.
{72077}{72122}That's not what I meant.|Go to work.
{72127}{72166}- But what about...?|- But what about what?
{72170}{72202}You're just an orb away.
{72222}{72293}- You sure you can handle this alone?|- I'm not alone. I have Pipe
r.
{72317}{72354}Piper.
{72383}{72481}Okay, Leo, I don't know if it's because|she's afraid of the demons
{72485}{72552}or she has guilt over Phoebe,|but she's not doing so well.
{72557}{72612}I had to come down here|to get any work done at all.
{72626}{72661}What do you mean?
{72665}{72712}Go up to the attic|and see for yourself.
{73312}{73391}Your scales...
{73395}{73472}- No.|- Honey, it's okay.
{73476}{73531}No, let go, I'm almost done.
{73535}{73577}Piper, you need to take a break.
{73582}{73654}I just need one more verse.
{73667}{73729}Piper, this is not helping Phoebe.
{73837}{73882}Leo...
{73899}{73935}...I'm scared.
{73950}{74042}- I know.|- No, you don't.
{74046}{74100}I'm scared all of the time.
{74104}{74139}Piper, you're pregnant.
{74143}{74197}Your hormones and adrenaline|are running very high.
{74201}{74231}It's okay to be afraid.
{74235}{74283}No, it's not.

{74292}{74343}Did you see what my fear|did to Phoebe?

{74350}{74415}I'm supposed to be stronger than ever|now that I'm pregnant,
{74419}{74460}for our daughter and my sisters.
{74464}{74527}It's my job to take care of this family.
{74531}{74595}Sometimes it's this family's job|to take care of you.
{74640}{74699}You know, sometimes it's my job.
{74786}{74815}Well, what do I do?
{74819}{74867}You need to figure out|what's behind your fear.
{74871}{74964}Okay, well, therapy takes years,|and Phoebe needs me now.
{74968}{75063}Well, the only way you can help|Phoebe is by removing your fear.
{75110}{75135}What did you say?
{75140}{75224}I said you need to remove your fear,|and I can help you do that.
{75277}{75307}I think you just did.
{75311}{75437}Right now, I just need some...|Some time to figure this out.
{75441}{75480}Alone.
{76444}{76478}What's that?
{76622}{76675}So how's your sister doing|after the fishing accident?
{76679}{76746}Well, we're not sure,|we haven't found her yet.
{76750}{76805}What, is she lost at sea?
{76813}{76850}You could say that.
{76854}{76928}- Paige!|- Look, Mr. Cowan,
{76932}{76986}I may be stubborn at times,|and late to work often,
{76990}{77046}and I don't always know|when to shut up, like right now,
{77052}{77083}but trust me,
{77087}{77137}even if I told you the truth,|you wouldn't believe me.
{77142}{77204}So if you'll excuse me,|I have an adoption to save.
{77213}{77276}You forgot insolent.|You're very insolent.
{77312}{77363}You're right. Can I go now?
{77367}{77420}Don't make me regret|giving you this promotion, Paige.
{77532}{77579}Wait. Before you say anything...
{77610}{77642}Not say. Do.
{77646}{77738}Because I'm about to orb|your family jewels far, far away.
{77749}{77782}Yeah, that would hurt.
{77786}{77858}But you don't want to use your powers|in front of all these people
, do you?
{77887}{77967}- What do you want?|- I want to prove that I've changed.
{77977}{78030}Not just to Phoebe,|but to you and Piper as well.
{78052}{78122}The copies of the adoption application|and police clearances.
{78127}{78169}Fax them ASAP.
{78173}{78219}It might sway the agency's decision.
{78223}{78316}I'm familiar with family law.|Maybe I could do some good here.
{78329}{78357}Didn't we fire you?
{78367}{78399}Actually, I quit.
{78403}{78477}But now I'm a partner|at Jackman, Carter and Kline.
{78481}{78573}- So, what are you doing here?|- Came to help Paige.
{78577}{78644}Who doesn't want or need his help.
{78669}{78736}A good social worker knows|when to use outside resources.
{78755}{78847}They don't get much better|than Jackman, Carter and Kline.
{78927}{78954}Well, you heard him.
{78958}{79017}They don't get much better than me,|so let me help you.
{79021}{79051}It won't be any trouble at all.
{79055}{79113}No trouble?|You've been nothing but trouble.
{79117}{79184}Phoebe was finally happy, and now|you're back, and suddenly she's
a...
{79188}{79232}Yellowtail?
{79247}{79296}Your usual lunch order?
{79347}{79417}No fish. Not now, not ever.
{79534}{79584}Phoebe's a what?
{79649}{79681}You wanna know what Phoebe is?
{79685}{79734}She's a mermaid.|And do you want to know why?

{79739}{79813}- I'm sorry, did you say "mermaid"?|- Yeah, gills, fins, scales an
d all.
{79817}{79855}Well, you can fix that, right?
{79859}{79918}No, Cole, we can't fix that,|because she wants to be a mermaid
{79922}{79988}- because you broke her heart.|- I never meant to hurt her.
{79992}{80044}You didn't mean to do lots of things,|but they happened.
{80049}{80077}You are a one-man death squad.
{80081}{80131}Bodies, blood and pain|follow you wherever you go.
{80135}{80200}Well, there may be some truth to that,|but it's in my past.
{80204}{80251}- I came back to make up...|- Make up for it?
{80257}{80299}If you want to make up for it,|go to Tibet,
{80303}{80371}join a monastery, pray for absolution,|but don't put your guilt on
us.
{80376}{80429}- You don't understand, I love...|- Love Phoebe?
{80440}{80522}What is it with you guys? Like it's all|about you and your feeling
s.
{80526}{80554}What about Phoebe's feelings?
{80558}{80606}- She still loves me.|- Wrong, she doesn't love you.
{80611}{80665}She thinks you're an evil freak|with super powers from hell
{80669}{80696}and battery acid for blood.
{80701}{80759}She doesn't love you.|She wishes you'd stayed dead.
{80791}{80816}She told you this?
{80821}{80876}Told me? She didn't have to tell me.|She's a mermaid.
{80880}{80921}Her body erupted in scales.
{80926}{80996}She had to turn into a fish to get away|from you. Do you get it no
w?
{81007}{81073}Listen, the only way|you can help us get our sister back
{81077}{81116}is for you to disappear.
{81121}{81156}Forever.
{81352}{81408}Locked in, boxed in, full of fear
{81412}{81479}My panic grows manic till I can't hear
{81483}{81535}In need of reprieve|So that I can breathe
{81539}{81620}Remove my fear|Please make it leave
{82429}{82474}What the hell?
{82781}{82821}Watch it!
{82826}{82866}No, get your filthy meat hooks|off me!
{82878}{82911}Check out the mouth on her.
{82926}{82962}All I care about is the tail.
{83019}{83072}How much do you think the tabloids|would pay to see this?
{83076}{83149}I don't know about you guys, but I don't|wanna spend my life on th
at boat.
{83153}{83203}Maybe we should be thinking|bigger than tabloids here.
{83207}{83233}- Bigger?|- Yeah.
{83237}{83294}If we bring her in like this,|sure, we'll get a small fee.
{83310}{83361}But mostly we'll just get credit|for finding her.
{83366}{83423}Now, on the other hand,|if we say we found her dead,
{83433}{83503}we could sell the body for a fortune.
{83579}{83634}Sorry, her life belongs to me.
{84156}{84230}Mermaids are such|poor, defenceless creatures.
{84234}{84268}I almost feel pity.
{84273}{84323}Pity this!
{84473}{84567}Leo! I'm ready to go home now!
{84585}{84628}I'm glad you finally|came to your senses.
{84688}{84732}No!
{84875}{84927}Go. Find the mermaid.
{85220}{85305}Sorry. I was a medic, not a vet.
{85310}{85364}Here's your water.
{85506}{85546}Could use a little salt.
{85578}{85638}- That's about all I can do for it.|- Okay, well, good enough.
{85642}{85688}Will one of you orb me|back to the ocean, please?

{85692}{85738}Wait, isn't there a demon after you?

{85742}{85798}Demon?|Did somebody say demon?
{85802}{85869}Yeah, one chased Phoebe|back home.
{85873}{85932}Well, that was nice of it.|Welcome home.
{85936}{85972}This isn't my home anymore.
{85983}{86053}So, what about this demon?
{86057}{86125}Where is it?|I'd like to thank it and then kill it.
{86156}{86207}- Are you sure you're okay?|- Yeah, never better.
{86218}{86316}Ready to face my fears,|like that painting.
{86330}{86397}I hung it on the wall because|I was afraid to tell Leo that it was
ugly,
{86402}{86433}but now...
{86546}{86599}No offence, honey.
{86603}{86650}So, what does this demon look like?
{86654}{86715}Tall, dark and skeletal,|shoots electricity.
{86730}{86791}Paige, we need the Book of Shadows.|Can you orb it down here?
{86795}{86875}You want me to use magic|for household chores?
{86879}{86924}I thought you had a total fear|of personal gain.
{86928}{86994}See, there's that word again. "Fear."|It's very debilitating.
{86998}{87026}Just do as I ask.
{87059}{87113}Book of Shadows.
{87227}{87287}Okay, I told you everything I know.
{87292}{87337}- Can I go home now?|- You are home.
{87342}{87420}And you're insane if you think|that I am gonna take you anywhere.
{87424}{87484}Relax, Paige, everything will be fine.
{87501}{87558}Glad you're so calm.
{87562}{87632}Why are you so calm?
{87637}{87723}Well, I just did as you suggested,|and now I feel fine.
{87727}{87760}So can we save Phoebe?
{87764}{87834}Okay, you guys, I don't need saving.
{87838}{87949}Okay, all I need are my sea friends|and little shiny objects
{87953}{88033}and to lay on a rock|and comb out my hair.
{88037}{88071}I need water.
{88087}{88125}Got him.
{88141}{88176}- Yeah, that's him.|- "Necron.
{88180}{88262}A skeletal being who hovers|between life and death.
{88266}{88333}Has the power to incinerate any|living creature and feed on its li
fe..."
{88337}{88382}Yadda yadda yadda.
{88386}{88463}No wonder he's after Phoebe.|If mermaids are immortal,
{88467}{88503}and he's stuck between|life and death,
{88507}{88568}then immortality would place him|squarely in the "life" column.
{88587}{88664}Well, he cannot have|my immortality.
{88668}{88747}Will someone please get me|back to the ocean before I suffocate?
{88752}{88788}I need the water.
{88792}{88870}You want water?|I'll get you some water.
{88894}{88937}You are holding me hostage!
{88942}{88969}Yep, looks like it.
{88973}{89052}Look, I am not a common goldfish.|I cannot ignore the call of the
sea.
{89065}{89144}Well, the call of the common bathtub|is just gonna have to do.
{89223}{89263}Why are you being so difficult?
{89267}{89323}The regulations|concerning this matter are clear.
{89327}{89388}We cannot accept anything|but the original medical report
{89392}{89423}for a legal adoption.
{89427}{89492}Well, that really just|doesn't work for me.
{89551}{89648}Are you absolutely sure|you can't use the fax copy I sent you?
{89652}{89691}Of course we can, Mr. Turner.
{89695}{89741}I'll finalize the adoption immediately.
{89745}{89806}- Thank you.|- Anytime.

{89899}{89939}What was that?

{89967}{90021}Just helping Paige|cut through some red tape.
{90025}{90107}And she's okay with you using|voodoo powers to cheat the system?
{90122}{90167}Well, she doesn't know|that I'm helping her.
{90171}{90227}And they're not voodoo powers.
{90231}{90307}Oh, what powers|are you packing these days?
{90311}{90365}Maybe the power|to turn men into dust?
{90380}{90412}What's that supposed to mean?
{90417}{90475}Three fishermen|mysteriously vanished today
{90482}{90544}and left behind what|the medical examiner believes to be
{90552}{90586}piles of bone dust.
{90591}{90659}- You think I killed them?|- Damn right I do.
{90663}{90691}You think I killed them, me,
{90695}{90769}the guy who saved your surprisingly|small brain from a bullet yest
erday?
{90773}{90871}You don't expect me to believe|that you did that for me?
{90888}{90956}I'm just a pawn in your twisted scam|to win Phoebe back.
{90961}{91014}I realize that people's reputations|precede them,
{91018}{91102}but contrary to popular opinion, I am|not The Source of All Evil a
nymore.
{91106}{91174}In fact, I'm not|the source of any evil anymore.
{91282}{91340}I just want my wife back.
{91570}{91628}Let's pretend for a second here,
{91632}{91671}just for the sake of argument,
{91675}{91780}that you saved my butt|because you are my friend.
{91791}{91892}So as your hypothetical friend,|can I give you some advice?
{91896}{91965}- Yeah.|- Don't do this to yourself.
{91969}{92001}I can't help it.
{92016}{92073}You love her. I get it.
{92077}{92161}And your love, it's epic. Okay.
{92166}{92212}Look what it's doing to you.
{92321}{92355}Paige says she hates me.
{92376}{92454}She says I should leave for good.
{92458}{92533}You've known her for a long time,|Darryl. What do you think?
{92553}{92579}Should I leave?
{92698}{92752}I know you don't want to.
{92797}{92888}But what you want|really doesn't matter, right?
{92970}{92997}Right.
{93001}{93059}Well, there you go.
{93614}{93652}What is going on? Are you okay?
{93657}{93708}Minor setback. It's fine.
{93813}{93841}Minor setback?
{93854}{93900}The room is on fire.
{93904}{93991}You're supposed to be figuring out a|way to vanquish Necron, not y
ourself.
{93997}{94054}Oh, come on, we weren't using|any of this junk anyway.
{94059}{94094}Where's the fish girl?
{94098}{94144}She's downstairs|cooling off in the tub.
{94156}{94199}What are you|mixing up here anyway?
{94203}{94297}Oh, a little burdock root|and some eye of newt.
{94304}{94397}What? You're never, ever supposed|to mix those two things together
.
{94401}{94446}That is a volatile combination.
{94450}{94535}Well, Necron's a serious threat,|we need a serious potion.
{94539}{94569}Did you know, in the Book,
{94573}{94625}there's a "witches be warned"|on skeletal beings?
{94629}{94662}The last two that vanquished him...
{94666}{94706}Actually, the only two|that vanquished him.
{94710}{94736}- Died in the process.
{94740}{94795}Great. So the rate you're going,|you'll be number three.

{94800}{94860}You know, you ought to be|more careful.

{94864}{94920}Hey, "A good plan|violently executed this week
{94925}{95000}is better than a perfect plan|executed next week."
{95005}{95042}That's Patton.
{95058}{95090}Why are you quoting Patton?
{95095}{95170}So I figure|if I just double the burdock root...
{95183}{95218}Hey!
{95230}{95345}No touch. I don't want you|or my unborn niece around that.
{95422}{95500}You shouldn't be inhaling all this|smoke when you're pregnant anyw
ay.
{95504}{95559}Paige, you're such a worrywart.
{95563}{95603}What happened?
{95608}{95653}We're just getting ready|to kick some demon ass.
{95657}{95697}That's what we do, right?
{95701}{95745}I'll get it. It's probably|Phoebe's interview.
{95750}{95802}Well, send them away.
{95851}{95915}Don't look at me, she's your wife.
{95925}{95990}Does it seem like she overcame|her fear a little quickly to you?
{95995}{96066}I don't know, I guess it's better than|her having a nervous breakd
own
{96070}{96112}like she was this morning.
{96116}{96164}I'm not so sure.
{96240}{96276}What are you looking at?
{96280}{96320}To see if she had any help.
{96325}{96413}Magical help?|Piper would never do that.
{96440}{96483}Oh, no.
{96487}{96545}It's a fearless spell.
{96562}{96661}- Piper wrote a fearless spell.|- Paige!
{96687}{96719}Gosh, I am so sorry.
{96723}{96779}Your sister said we're doing|the interview in the bathroom.
{96783}{96817}That should've been|your first clue
{96822}{96885}that my sister sprang from|the shallower end of the gene pool.
{96889}{96940}Oh, come on, Phoebe,|you wanted fame.
{96944}{96987}Go ahead and grab it.|Carpe diem.
{96991}{97033}Don't mention carp|around me, please.
{97037}{97120}I am doing you a favour. People will|think you're bold and daring.
{97124}{97193}What's better than a celebrity who|wants to do an interview in the
nude?
{97197}{97286}I could be just as fascinating with my|clothes on in a TV studio,
thank you.
{97290}{97321}Well, actually you can't.
{97325}{97396}My show is called|At Home With Nancy O'Dell.
{97404}{97455}See? Fabulous.
{97459}{97501}Fire away.
{97537}{97574}Piper.
{97627}{97690}What is going on?|We heard Phoebe scre...
{97694}{97729}She's going a TV interview.
{97746}{97772}In the bathtub?
{97776}{97812}Don't worry,|she's not showing any tail.
{97826}{97889}That Nancy O'Dell|has, like, perfect teeth.
{97893}{97972}You can't be serious.|You're risking exposure to all of us.
{97976}{98062}Now, see, there's your risk-aversion|side rearing its ugly head ag
ain.
{98067}{98113}Piper, we know you cast|a fearless spell.
{98117}{98180}Not a fearless spell, a freedom spell.
{98184}{98252}You told me to get rid of my fears,|so that's what I did.
{98257}{98307}But you didn't get rid of it,|you just suppressed it.
{98312}{98341}Well, what's the difference?
{98345}{98427}I'm free to be myself|and to help others be themselves.
{98431}{98474}Okay, but Phoebe's self|is a mermaid,

{98478}{98583}and that self is about to be broadcast|on the 6:00 news unless we

stop it.
{98587}{98638}Now, see, you're only seeing|the downside here.
{98643}{98668}What's the upside?
{98672}{98747}The upside is Phoebe loves her job|more than anything else
{98751}{98803}and doing this interview|will remind her of that
{98807}{98862}and help bring her to her senses.
{98920}{98992}People are chewing|entire species into extinction.
{98996}{99064}Take Chilean sea bass.|I have yet to even spot one.
{99069}{99175}And swordfish, for example, you might|as well be munching on a bal
d eagle.
{99202}{99289}I didn't realize you had|such a passion for fish.
{99294}{99325}Yeah, I do.
{99346}{99419}Okay, we're gonna|have to end this now.
{99424}{99454}It's okay. Ask one more question.
{99479}{99511}So back to your advice to lovers.
{99517}{99598}It's so real, so heartfelt,|especially lately.
{99606}{99683}Is there a lucky guy in your life|that you get your inspiration fr
om?
{99715}{99766}- No, there's not.|- Really?
{99770}{99808}Then what's with|all the love columns?
{99863}{99904}I don't know.
{99921}{99951}I think I do.
{99966}{100041}Okay, I'm sorry, we're really gonna|have to wrap this up. Leo?
{100046}{100082}Okay, come on,|I'll show you downstairs.
{100086}{100156}- But we're not finished yet.|- I think you are.
{100160}{100219}We'll reschedule. I'll have my people|call your people, okay?
{100223}{100253}- Thanks.|- All right, bye-bye.
{100257}{100292}- Bye, Nance.|- Bye-bye.
{100366}{100395}So how you feel?
{100399}{100444}Actually, thanks to you, I feel free.
{100461}{100515}Free from the shallowness|of human pursuit.
{100519}{100618}From craving wealth and fame. Now all|I crave is the serenity of
the sea.
{100652}{100693}Good job on the fearless spell.
{100703}{100733}What fearless spell?
{100792}{100854}What the heck is their problem?
{100884}{100931}- Orb Phoebe to the attic.|- What about you?
{101006}{101031}Just do it!
{101192}{101251}Okay, static man, very impressive.
{101539}{101583}How long is that spell gonna take?
{101587}{101645}I don't know, it's tricky.|There's a lot of factors involved.
{101678}{101726}Okay, why can't we just|orb to Necron
{101730}{101786}and try the vanquishing potion|that Piper was working on?
{101798}{101860}Because Piper was under the|influence when she mixed that potion
,
{101864}{101950}as you can tell by the lovely remains|of our burned-out attic.
{101970}{102043}Okay, so, what happened?
{102058}{102092}Well, thanks to her fearless spell,
{102096}{102175}she went straight to an offensive place|with her explosion potio
n,
{102179}{102226}and I don't think that's the answer.
{102230}{102266}Why not? It sounds good|to me right now.
{102271}{102334}Well, because the last two witches|that vanquished skeletal bein
gs
{102338}{102375}were vaporized in the process.
{102379}{102442}I think a power-of-three spell|is our best chance of killing Nec
ron
{102446}{102471}and staying alive.
{102522}{102559}- Can you sense her?|- Yeah.

{102563}{102593}- Is she hurt?|- Who knows?

{102597}{102674}All I can sense is courage,|lots and lots of courage.
{102681}{102728}Well, don't worry, honey,|he's not gonna kill her.
{102732}{102782}He needs her alive|if he's gonna get to me.
{102796}{102881}Yeah, well, we still have to hurry|before Piper does something s
tupid.
{102886}{102956}Like get Nancy O'Dell|an exclusive with Necron.
{102960}{103046}I'm beginning to wonder if this whole|power-of-three spell is ev
en worth it.
{103051}{103087}- What do you mean?|- Well, firstly,
{103091}{103128}it's not really|a power-of-three spell.
{103132}{103235}More like a power-of-two-and-a-half|spell, considering you're ha
lf a witch.
{103246}{103311}Secondly, I'm worried|that my fearless wife
{103316}{103362}won't let us interfere|to take on Necron.
{103369}{103426}She isn't exactly using|her best judgment right now.
{103440}{103489}I don't even know why she cast|that spell, you know.
{103493}{103540}I could have helped her through it.
{103544}{103583}Well, try to see|where she's coming from.
{103587}{103620}She's barely been able to function,
{103624}{103710}and she blames herself|for what happened to Phoebe.
{103724}{103781}Wait a minute, what do you mean,|"What happened to Phoebe?"
{103796}{103855}What happened to me is the best thing|that ever happened to me.
{103859}{103959}I am swimming with the dolphins now.|I'm basking with belugas.
{103983}{104061}Leo, I actually think I've got something,|but I need to talk to
you about it alone.
{104074}{104144}Okay, you see? This is exactly why|I love being a mermaid.
{104151}{104194}There are no secrets underwater.
{104198}{104264}You know, there are no walls|to keep you trapped.
{104269}{104336}Okay, enough. Leo, stairs.
{104377}{104457}You guys, wait. Wait, you guys.
{104461}{104489}If we orb Phoebe to the ocean,
{104494}{104554}the second Necron is a pile of dust,|she's out of here for good.
{104559}{104594}Do we have another option?
{104598}{104673}I don't know. Something Nancy O'Dell|said in that interview got
me thinking.
{104677}{104731}What if Phoebe's heart|isn't as cold as we thought?
{104735}{104784}Well, we don't have time to find out.
{104788}{104836}Well, let's take the time, okay?
{104840}{104903}I don't want to save one sister|just to lose another.
{104907}{104995}I'm sorry, Paige, but that is a risk|that we have to take.
{105151}{105227}All right, what did you guys|say about me?
{105231}{105294}I said I thought you were gonna swim|away the moment we save Pip
er.
{105299}{105367}- Are you?|- Come on, we have to hurry.
{105537}{105595}This better work.
{105714}{105759}Where's Paige?
{105855}{105971}I think we've given your sisters|enough time to worry about you.
{106008}{106074}Now, call for your whitelighter.
{106101}{106127}Or what?
{106293}{106344}Oh, please, please,|somebody help me.
{106348}{106438}The mean demon is dipping me|into the water and it's really cold
.
{106458}{106491}Attack!
{106802}{106832}Is that the best you got?
{106861}{106902}Again.
{107043}{107074}Cole?
{107079}{107124}Paige, you don't have|to break into my apartment.
{107129}{107167}I'm leaving. I'm taking your advice.
{107178}{107235}Don't. I've been known|to give very bad advice.

{107243}{107308}- I beg your pardon?|- Phoebe needs your help.

{107343}{107447}I know. That's why I'm going away.|It's the best way to help her
.
{107451}{107500}- Now, if you'll excuse me...|- No!
{107510}{107600}- What are you doing?|- Please, I can't let you leave.
{107628}{107663}What kind of game are you playing?
{107667}{107761}I'm not playing any games.|I told you, Phoebe needs your help.
{107778}{107848}And you need psychological help.
{107860}{107890}Okay, that's probably true,
{107894}{107948}especially because I cannot believe|what I'm about to say,
{107953}{108034}but I think Phoebe's|still in love with you.
{108038}{108115}Oh, yeah, "Phoebe hates you so much|her body erupted in scales."
{108119}{108163}That's what you said this morning.
{108168}{108238}Okay, maybe|an unfortunate choice of words.
{108243}{108300}I thought Phoebe was running away|because she hated you,
{108304}{108379}but now I think|it's because she loves you.
{108422}{108503}- You think?|- It's a theory.
{108523}{108616}Look, her advice column has been|obsessed with love ever since y
ou left.
{108646}{108684}You told me to go away.
{108688}{108785}Phoebe said it, Darryl said it.|I got the message.
{108789}{108862}Now you're changing|your opinion based on a theory?
{108893}{108948}What if I can prove it?
{108984}{109029}Only Phoebe can prove|that she still loves me.
{109058}{109108}You're right.
{109113}{109160}Open Phoebe's heart to Cole
{109164}{109203}Reveal the secret that it holds
{109208}{109258}Bring forth the passion of love's fire
{109262}{109326}That he may feel her true desire
{109383}{109408}What did you do?
{109632}{109672}Phoebe.
{109830}{109911}I guess she loves you more|than either of us realized.
{110094}{110146}Paige wasn't in the manor.|I don't know where she is.
{110157}{110222}Okay, well, forget her.|Let's go find Piper.
{110226}{110301}Yeah, but you need|the power of three to take out Necron.
{110348}{110380}He's hurting her again.
{110394}{110445}- He wants me, I'm going alone.|- No!
{110450}{110519}Leo, I can't let anything happen|to Piper or the baby.
{110523}{110583}- Yeah, but Phoebe...|- You wait here for Paige.
{110587}{110627}I'm gonna go buy us some time.
{110640}{110680}Phoebe!
{110951}{111040}Okay, I've had enough.
{111045}{111096}Your treatment of me is shocking.
{111125}{111175}Get it? "Shocking"?
{111179}{111275}- Do you have a death wish?|- You're not demon enough to kill me
.
{111279}{111323}You would've done it already|if you were.
{111327}{111433}On the contrary.|I wasn't hungry until now.
{111443}{111538}But it's just about my feeding time.
{111593}{111648}Let her go! It's me that you want.
{111718}{111775}Oh, look out, Phoebe,|he's packing a seashell.
{111780}{111852}- You know what this is?|- Yeah, auger shell.
{111856}{111887}Sucks eternal life.
{111907}{112001}Look, I will give you my immortality|if you let my sister go.
{112112}{112137}No!
{112141}{112230}And I promise I'll kill her|unless you give me what I want first
.
{112243}{112279}Piper, are you okay?
{112316}{112356}My baby.
{112398}{112448}What did you do?

{112621}{112672}Keep your promise, witch.

{112945}{112970}Where you been?
{112988}{113055}I forgot the vanquishing spell|in the attic.
{113218}{113251}Honey, it's okay. I'm right here.
{113353}{113380}Phoebe!
{113441}{113467}Shell!
{113522}{113588}Piper, take Phoebe's hand.
{113593}{113643}Okay, prepare for a big blast.
{113648}{113680}Tide of evil, washed ashore
{113699}{113744}Bring its darkness evermore
{113748}{113792}With all our strength, we fight this fate
{113796}{113836}Make this evil obliterate
{115200}{115228}Paige, wake up.
{115235}{115288}Paige! Wake up!
{115387}{115444}No wonder those demons|carry warning labels.
{115448}{115492}Tell me about it.
{115496}{115584}- Leo, you okay?|- Yeah, I think so.
{115691}{115719}Where's Piper?
{115900}{115944}Piper.
{116010}{116066}I know why you've been afraid.
{116070}{116170}You don't want to leave your baby|the way I left you.
{116220}{116317}But spells won't make|that fear go away, only faith will.
{116339}{116446}Have faith that your destiny|is different than mine.
{116541}{116573}Take my hand, sweetie.
{117263}{117328}- Mom?|- No, it's okay, honey, it's us.
{117337}{117375}Leo, heal her stomach.
{117491}{117544}How'd you do that?
{117551}{117577}I didn't.
{117631}{117681}- The baby did.|- What?
{117720}{117777}I guess she takes|after her daddy.
{117852}{117889}That must have been|what Mom meant.
{117907}{117978}- Mom?|- She came to me in the water.
{117982}{118052}She helped me understand|why I've been so afraid.
{118081}{118156}I don't wanna leave my baby|without a mother.
{118161}{118197}You have something that she didn't.
{118212}{118270}- Oh, yeah? What's that?|- Me.
{118313}{118344}And me.
{118442}{118470}But not her.
{118528}{118586}- What do we do?|- Nothing.
{118590}{118640}I have a feeling|she'll come back again.
{118647}{118683}How do you figure?
{118689}{118772}Let's just say I have a pretty good idea|about what's going on i
nside her head.
{119046}{119080}How did I get here?
{119102}{119138}I brought you here.
{119150}{119222}This isn't happening.|This can't be happening.
{119226}{119260}This goes beyond stalking!
{119274}{119331}I'm not stalking you. Paige sent me.
{119397}{119437}I know why you ran, Phoebe.
{119446}{119488}You don't know anything about me.
{119499}{119577}You thought you could escape|into this big ocean,
{119581}{119627}that the waves|would wash away your pain.
{119643}{119724}But they won't. Not until you admit|what drove you here in the f
irst place.
{119737}{119808}I know what drove me here. You.
{119812}{119837}Yeah, but why?
{119846}{119909}And don't say because you're|scared of me, because you're not.
{119949}{120033}Come on, you don't want to spend|eternity alone just to avoid th
e truth.
{120054}{120126}If not for me,|be honest for your own sake.

{120133}{120180}Don't lose yourself because of me.

{120207}{120237}What do you want me to say?
{120252}{120302}You don't have to say anything.
{120306}{120392}All you have to do to free yourself|is admit how you truly feel
about me.
{120411}{120453}In your heart.
{121111}{121169}How could you be so sure?
{121202}{121251}I had a feeling.
{121349}{121380}I do love you.
{121399}{121448}And I always will.
{121469}{121533}But it doesn't change anything.
{121546}{121577}It doesn't matter.
{121644}{121692}It's over between us.
{122787}{122823}Paige.
{122927}{123015}I know I've been tough on you,|but I don't want you to quit.
{123019}{123064}You've got a real gift|for helping people.
{123092}{123126}Don't worry.
{123130}{123187}I'm gonna keep helping people.
{123191}{123272}I just don't wanna|split my focus anymore.
{123316}{123374}But thanks for everything.