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There is of course the drama. High drama. In a team sport like football, we adore the yourself actually doing what millions of new
Men hate melodrama, but they love drama sheer battle of two teams doing absolutely age books are telling you to do. Being.
as much as women. It literally gets us out everything they can to stretch out the
y Luc Viatour
do. Sports players aren’t that, at least until the moment and for fleeting moments, find
retirement anyway.
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by SummerWithMorons
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PoliticalHawk/Dove
A hawk - person who pursues an aggressive
policy in business or government/public
office. They often advocate military
solutions and belligerent national attitudes.
A dove - person with a more moderate
outlook who advocates peace and
conciliatory national attitudes.
Bespoke suit
Individual hand tailored suit that is custom
made to match the buyer’s form. It is
created without the use of a pre existing
pattern and the buyer has control over the
fabric, the features and the final fit. Often
mirrors the price of a Porsche.
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Modern architecture
Modern architecture is a term given to
a number of building styles with similar
characteristics, mainly the simplification
of form and the elimination of decoration
Postmodern architecture
and cosmetic ornament. It is driven by
Often cited as a reaction to modernist the creation of a form that follows a
architecture and quoted as beginning as pragmatic response to function. The style
early as the 1950’s. It heralds the return of was conceived early in the 20th century.
ornament. Forms are able to be adopted Good example - National Museum of
for their own sake. It embraces new ways Western Art in Tokyo, Barcelona Pavilion
of looking at traditional forms and spaces (shown here).
and celebrates a mix of building techniques,
styles and angles. Good example - Humana
Building, Louisville Kentucky.
Know
Judgement
A TOUGH ONE. IT IS SO EASY TO
JUDGE OTHERS, SO MUCH SO THAT
SOMETIMES YOU ARE NOT EVEN
AWARE WHEN YOU ARE DOING IT.
Not sure how much judging is going on out
there? Just think about any time you have
been somewhere and the conversation has
turned to the subject of Tom Cruise. It is
almost incessant. “Oh I can’t stand him”.
“He’s just so…blah blah.” The vitriol and
negativity on just this one person, this one There can be a tidal wave of impact through
actor who none of the line up of critics have the simple act of choosing not to judge. It
ever even met is often staggering. hits us square on. And why is that? Because
So not to get stuck on just this one example, even though we evidently get the ego feed
They don’t know anything about the guy let’s look behind the process. What is it from the criticism and even though we have
other than what has arrived through the that is so appealing about criticising others/ been socialised into patterns and habits,
media. What has he ever done that has judging/putting people down? What do we every time we do criticise something or
merited such a consistent, widespread get from giving vivid descriptions of what we someone else, we feel it is wrong. Our
onslaught? He may well be an amazing,
accidental
think we are not? What are we revealing bodies/mind whatever you like, tell us that it
generous, thoughtful, kind and decent about ourselves when we label others as fat/ is not ok. Judging is no good for anyone. It
person, but bring his name up around any stupid/incompetent/annoying/sad and so on? is toxic. We know that and yet it is such a
table in the land and the acid will soon flow. For a detailed explanation of what’s likely challenge to stop. We are hooked on it.
The machine gun fire of judgement will be to be behind it, see Jenny’s ‘What Lies
across your ears before you have finished I am as guilty as the next person.
Beneath’ article.
saying his name. Criticism is so addictive it I’ll probably do it immediately tomorrow
should come with a government Evidently there is a highly addictive, positive morning when I hear the first bloody
health warning. gain to our own sense of self that we take blaring iPod on the train, but I’ve learnt one
as a quick boost through the simple judging thing. That when I have remembered all
of another. Perhaps it is as simple as the of the above in the middle of the heat of a
fact that the process of knocking another judgemental onslaught, it has felt amazingly
has a mirage benefit of laying another little powerful to stop, hold my palms up and
brick under the wobbly foundations of our simply not judge. It felt good.
own ego.
The next time people are talking about Tom
Witness how easy it is to ‘commentate’ on Cruise, which will be pretty soon I’d imagine
IT IS EXACTLY THAT, ART THAT IS what is on the TV, giving your own ‘wisdom’ - frighten everyone and say “Umm, I don’t
ACCIDENTAL. NO STAGING, NO and stream of personal prejudices and put know him, but I am sure he’s no worse a
SET UPS AND NO CHEATING. JUST downs a healthy workout. You don’t even person than any of our boyfriends, husbands
CAPTURING SOMETHING THAT have to verbalise them. Just listen to the or brothers. Have you found ranting about
CAUGHT THE EYE AS A LITTLE PIECE internal dialogue as it judges others, him helps your life in some way? ” Then
OF ART LURKING AMONGST or anything at all that ‘you would move back just a shade. Someone will drop
THE EVERYDAY. never do’. their biscuit for sure.
When we meet someone who doesn’t
Our first offering was viewed in an office. do it, the impact is immediate. When we
Someone had hundreds of local papers to encounter an individual who, despite all
go through and no time to do it. So they the drama flying all around them, does not
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were hastily stuffed on a shelf for later and criticise others, it has a phenomenal impact
bingo, a regular feature was born. on us and those around us. When we
meet the person who consistently only has
positive things to say, or shrugs when asked
for input by a group keen to recruit an
additional critic, we are totally drawn
to them.
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Whether you are conscious of your If you are having problems with your You might like to start with the little
behaviours or not, you are the creator partner you can sometimes sort out your things first before you work up to the 9/11
of your world. The master knows this differences by bringing all the projections events. You will always be able to find the
and it is the step that raises the student into conscious awareness and changing projections inside yourself. If you are having
to the stature of magnificence. To gain them inside yourself. The relationship trouble finding an unconscious behaviour,
THE PERCEPTION IS PROJECTION GAME maximum control of the universe, assume flourishes once again without the need for put it out there to the universe and then
responsibility for your reality. couples counselling. wait for it to appear in your consciousness.
THIS PORTABLE, EASY TO LEARN, SIMPLE TO USE TECHNIQUE IS THE MOST
It might take a few days. You’ll be in the
EMPOWERING TOOL YOU COULD EVER WISH TO MASTER. IT IS SOMETHING It is very easy to measure your change What happens to some people at this
middle of something and the penny
YOU CAN INCORPORATE INTO DAILY LIFE WITH GREAT EASE. GET IT UP AND because the person pressing your buttons point is they start to judge themselves
will drop.
RUNNING AND YOU’LL BE MILES AHEAD IN LIBERATING THE JOY MACHINE will suddenly appear to be acting differently unmercifully. They take a big stick to
WITHIN. QUICKLY GETTING RIGHT TO THE HEART OF ANY PROBLEMS and your buttons won’t get pressed in that themselves (or beat harder). So get over the cont
YOU HAVE WITH OTHERS, LONG STANDING ISSUES CAN BE CLEARED circumstance any more. And if you haven’t self flagellation. Put the big stick away. It’s
INSTANTANEOUSLY. THIS GAME IS A GREAT WAY TO BE AT CAUSE AND changed inside, and trade in your partner just stuff, everyone has it and you wouldn’t
CHANGE YOUR UNIVERSE. because it was all their stuff, you will know be here otherwise. Don’t allow the pride of
because your new partner will have the your negative ego to make hay while the sun
Beneath
same behaviours camouflaged behind a shines. Put it in the archive section of your
different body. The old will be dressed up as bookshelf and let it rest in peace.
the new. It’s just self meeting self, time and
You might need to remind yourself yet again
time again until you get the message.
that planet earth is the school of learning.
You can choose the devil you know and Everyone lands on Earth with their own
change inside or get a new one and repeat unique combination of subjects to graduate
the same behaviours all over again. Life from. There is no good and bad in this
boils down to choices and consequences. game. Just behaviours you choose to keep
By truly becoming aware of what you are and behaviours you feel you want to let go
creating in your universe you can choose of. As Shakespeare wrote, “there is nothing
to take another road, or you can follow the good or bad, but thinking makes it so. We
same old pathway. see the world not as it is, but as we are”.
To do this process:
1. Think of a situation where someone
Perception is projection means that Change things within and your outside is pressing your buttons.
whatever you perceive to be outside world will change immediately. This can
yourself is also a part of you on some level. be seen in your daily life. You have already 2. Describe their behaviour
Jung summarised this when he said that clocked how differently the world and 3. How is that true in you?
“you marry your unconscious mind and people appear when you are having a bad
hair day. And doesn’t the whole world 4. How would you like them to behave
then spend the rest of your life projecting
sparkle when you fall in love? with/towards you?
out onto it”. In other words, whatever you
don’t like about your partner is a mirror for 5. How can you be an example of that
You will find that this is one of the most
you, reflecting some behaviour inside of you within?
effective tools for empowerment you
that you are not aware of yet. The more
will ever come across. You know by now The last step is to change the behaviour
you try to hide something about yourself,
that you can’t change anyone else, you’ve where it manifests in you. Just the conscious
the more you project it unconsciously on
all tried that one, to no avail. You CAN awareness of how the behaviour plays out
those around you. What you resist persists,
change yourself however. By bringing your inside you will get the ball rolling. Making
and we judge most harshly in others what
unconscious behaviours that you project the decision to change the undesirable trait
we most deny in ourselves.
onto others back inside yourself, you can will often change everything around you.
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The Creator Laboratory has very cleverly change your reality. Sometimes we need to work a little harder.
designed and hardwired this program into There is no end to professional help out
your system because you find it very difficult there if you are stuck.
to see yourself as you really are. It’s far
easier to see faults in someone else. This
program is running 24/7, whether you can
feel it or not. It’s one of the laws of the
universe that enables you to pierce right Bio
through the illusion.
Jennifer is based in Perth and has been studying the healing
process and accelerated human change for over 20 years.
This knowledge and wisdom is put to good use in her work
as a Personal Development Coach, Spiritual Mentor,
Bowen Therapist and Freelance Writer.
www.heartforce.com.au
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Take Better
Rule of Thirds:
graphs Photographing Kids Sports: Perhaps the best photography tips I can give
are two very simple ones. Firstly, get out
Without having to go in to the complicated Everyone has a digital camera these days
there! You can’t get a great photo if you
camera settings, the first thing we can easily and one way to capture great memories is
are not there. So if you want to take great
change is how we compose our images. You to take some photos of your kids running
photos, go to places where great photos
may have heard of the ‘Rule of Thirds’ in art around or playing their favourite sports.
happen. And the final and most important
class back in school. Well the principle is The first tip for shooting sports is to turn
tip of all, carry spare batteries and memory
a great one to follow to make your photos your flash off. The flash only generally works
cards. There is no use trekking out for miles
look more pleasing to the eye. for about 4-5 metres from the camera so if
for that wonderful shot and then either
your subject is further away than that, the
We have all seen the holiday shot of a great having a flat battery of a full memory card.
flash has no effect. The flash also limits the
landmark with a person standing square in
speed at which the photo can be taken and Tips from professional photographer
front of it and the horizon in the centre of
often this causes fast moving subject to Nathan Archer of Archer Imagery,
the photo. Well, simply adopting the rule of
be blurred.
thirds in these classic tourism scenarios will www.archerimagery.com.au
make the photo far better. Secondly, have the sun on your back.
There is no use shooting into the sun as
the players face will be in shadow, so if you
stand with your back to the sun you are
more likely to get the sun on the players
face as they run towards you.
Thirdly, you may want to use the viewfinder
and not the screen, as the sun will make the
screen hard to see. Plus it is also far harder
The basic principal of the rule of thirds is
to follow the action when you are peering
to draw an imaginary noughts and crosses
at a little screen.
board through the view finder and use the
lines as guides. In general, put the object Finally, anticipate the action and follow the
you want to emphasize on any of the four players with your camera. Don’t just wait
intersecting points, and the horizon on for them to come into your frame.
either the top or bottom line, depending on And remember it’s digital, you can shoot,
whether you want to emphasize the sky or look and delete. Take as many photos as
the ground. you want and then review them all at
home later.
As you can see in this image the focus is the
colour in the sky so it has been featured in
the top two thirds and the main point of
interest is the rock so it is placed on the
bottom right intersecting point. The same
arrangement can be done with photos
of people.
The rule of thirds is a great, basic tool to
help compose visually pleasing photographs.
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Wing WHICH IS THE ONE QUOTE THAT YOU Agree. However, I’d like to expand
HAVE FOUND MOST USEFUL IN LIFE? They will surface from time to time. Be I compare notes with other trusted that the responsibility of that mastery
assured that ability to overcome them is sources of reference. Even then, it is only a also spans outside of one’s own day, as
‘Inside Out’ - although it’s not really a
within, and get on with the business of relative and practical truth. One that once others’ experiences will also be affected.
quote, more like a personal motto. ‘Inside
digging them up from the root. established can act as useful information for So due consideration must be taken not
Out’ reminds me to work on the inside,
determining future actions and evaluating only to control one’s own view and thus
and the outside will follow. Work on the HOW DO YOU MAKE A BIG DECISION?
It’s not always short films though. When it past actions. I don’t think I’m qualified to experience, but the effect of said view
having the right view, which goes a long way
comes to sorting out the head, typically in The head usually rushes in to evaluate determine absolute truths for all, whatever which will ultimately manifest through
towards having the right cause for one’s
anticipation of some future event though things, but it’s my gut than more often that they may be. one’s actions.
actions, and the actions will take care of
not always, it’s probably more like staring not makes the final call. I trust my instinct.
themselves. Or as Funkadelic said, “Free WHERE DO YOU TEND TO GO WHAT HAVE YOU HAD TO DO THAT
into space and concentrating on letting
Your Mind...And Your Ass Will Follow”. WHAT HAVE BEEN YOUR EXPERIENCES IN YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU ARE WAS REALLY DIFFICULT?
the different feelings and thoughts stew
Don’t worry about how your dance moves AND LEARNING AROUND THE AREA WASHING UP OR DOING ANY
together. When that happens it’s not in Set love free.
are going to look. Work on the mind, feel OF ALCOHOL/DRUGS? MUNDANE CHORES?
words at all. When it IS in words it would
the music, and your ass will shake the way
be in short film form. Actually they’re more They can be fun, or not. How much fun or If I daydream while doing mundane chores,
it should.
like lucid dreams. sorrow depends on the way they are used, I can actually stop in my tracks. So I’m
WHAT IS YOUR INTERNAL DIALOGUE and the head space at the time. They can usually right in there concentrating in the
WHO HAS BEEN THE BEST TEACHER
GENERALLY LIKE? create space for thinking or they can cram moment. But if I do stray it can often be a
IN YOUR LIFE SO FAR AND WHAT ARE
things up so tight that it freezes all other song in my head. That way I can sing a song
Like short films I create for myself to watch, SOME OF THE THINGS THEY HAVE back to contents page
processes. that cradles the idle thoughts without me
usually of scenarios that I’m anticipating PASSED ON TO YOU?
concentrating so much on the idle thoughts
or trying to realise. The short films don’t WHAT DO YOU THINK A GOOD
My major inspiration would be my father. themselves that I don’t do the chore
screen that often, but they can range FATHER IS?
I learned that while one’s words can speak properly and efficiently.
from something like “What if I started a
volumes, one’s actions can kick one’s words’ One who lives life well and shows that by
conversation with that stranger with whom
ass, if words have asses. He was a man of example. One who empowers his children
I made eye contact?” where I would imagine
few lectures, but the man that he is, is the to think and feel and to be the people that
the conversation we might have.
man I aspire to be. the children themselves aspire to be.
Sometimes I play back moments in the past
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS ESSENTIAL AS A PARTNER WHAT ARE YOU GOOD
where I’m trying to resolve or get in touch
FOR SOMEONE TO BE CONSIDERED A AT AND NOT SO GOOD AT?
with some emotions, like a time I was taken
CLOSE FRIEND?
to a girl’s formal and ended up talking to Good at listening. Not so good at
one of her friends who went without a date. One who loves life. The rest follows. unprompted romantic gestures.
I’d play back moments from the formal, and HAVE YOU OVERCOME ANY FEARS IN
I’d play back the couple of times I saw her YOUR LIFE AND IF SO, HOW DID YOU
after the formal, where she was evidently DO IT?
still very affected by it.
Social phobia, overcome by learning not
only how to small talk, but to enjoy the
process of finding the right kind of small talk
for the audience.
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Three years earlier, Bergkamp had already As Wenger’s Arsenal danced their way
pricked my consciousness as he lit up through the late 90s and early 2000s,
English football when Bruce Rioch plucked bamboozling sometimes even themselves
him from an unhappy spell at Inter Milan. with the intricacy of their play and
It is often forgotten that his arrival at prompting commentators to wax lyrical
Highbury pre-dated Arsene Wenger, the about ‘football as high art’, Dennis
man rightly credited with transforming Bergkamp cut an ice-cool, occasionally
Arsenal from graceless grinders to the most peripheral figure. He could go missing to
sophisticated footballing outfit in Europe. such an extent that a touch midway through
Bergkamp gave Gunners fans a taste of what the match would prompt cries of, “I’d
they had been missing under a succession forgotten he was playing!” Yet he could just
of managers whose ideals were all artisan as easily illuminate the dullest of occasions
and no art. His languid style betrayed a with genius. Few ever anticipate that a
touch, skill and speed of movement that Wednesday night in Leicester will prove
bewildered many a defender. It was a thrill memorable for anything other than a decent
to watch from a distance as clogger after vindaloo, but I defy anyone better hat-trick
My hero-worship of Bergkamp was born clogger, intent on following that peculiarly than the one Bergkamp struck at Filbert
in the unlikely setting of a dank, dingy flat British tradition of booting the foreign Street in 1997.
Dennis
in Kirby Cross, Essex in July 1998. Flecks fancy dan in the air, was left flailing on
The pull-down and angled shot that
Why I Love... of the warm afternoon sunlight filtered his overpaid, talentless arse in
completed the trio and put Arsenal in front
through the beige curtains, kept closed on Bergkamp’s wake.
was sublime and it must have been galling
purpose because I was too miserable for Bergkamp played a pivotal role in a cultural for him not to leave the pitch a winner that
summer. My girlfriend told me that she revolution that swept through the British night. And perfection does not even begin
by nicksarebi “needed some space”, which turned out game at breakneck speed. Ten years earlier, to describe the best goal of all, an exquisite,
to mean my friend’s admittedly cavernous football was on its knees as largely third- angle-defying pirouette past Newcastle’s
bed. My carefree uni days were over. I rate teams played to half-empty, crumbling defence in a Premiership match in March
was broke, my old summer job at Time stadiums as all but the diehards disappeared 2002. Go to You Tube, watch it and tell me
Records wasn’t available anymore because in their droves. Now, it was the pursuit how, exactly, he did it. I still haven’t been
of the Shed Seven CD frisbee incident, and of choice right across the social spectrum. able to work that out.
I had no idea where my life was going. And Admiring players like Bergkamp became the
I was drunk - not cheerfully drunk, just fed Dennis Bergkamp wasn’t always as good
mark of a higher sensibility, like appreciating
up, cantankerous drunk. And then Dennis as he could have been. His performances
the ballet or opera. “Shall we see Don
Bergkamp scored and suddenly everything on the big occasion, cup finals and the like,
Giovanni at Covent Garden tonight,
DENNIS BERGKAMP WAS MY THIRD Your first (in my case John Barnes) is the And by 22, it’s all over. Footballers four was really great again. rarely lived up to those he could produce
darling?” “Don’t be silly dear, the Gunners
FOOTBALL HERO. IT’S PART OF THE one you pretend to be in the playground, years younger than you are already earning when it mattered less. After scoring that
The game was Holland v Argentina, a have got Wimbledon tonight and DENNIS
NATURAL RITE OF PASSAGE FOR A imagining that the thud of heavy black international caps, driving fast cars, beating glorious goal against Argentina he famously
World Cup quarter final. The game was a is playing!”
YOUNG MAN TO BE ON HIS THIRD BY school clogs on your calves is actually that their wives and professing a love for the disappeared in the semi final against Brazil,
typical knock-out stage standoff, meandering totally uninvolved as his Dutch team-mates
THE AGE OF 22. of the Brazilian defence as your hero goes music of Craig David. And that’s when you
tamely towards extra time and penalties. clung to their World Cup place, finally
on a mazy dribble and nets a last gasp have no choice but to sit back, admire and
We had barely taken notice as it flickered losing their grip in the penalty shoot-out.
winner. This is when you truly believe say - “That’s genius. I could NEVER
on the screen in the corner. Then Frank But somehow that just added to his appeal
g
you’re going to be a footballer, that if you do that!”
de Boer, striding casually out of defence, and enigma. Bergkamp showed his brilliance
get out there every day you’re bound to
launched a raking, 70-yard ball towards when he wanted to, and you loved it all
somehow hone the talent to make it in the
Bergkamp. With an impudent flick of the the more when he did. And there’s some
end, so there’s no point in doing any school
right foot he plucked the ball out of the sky, comfort for us all in knowing that even
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work because you’ll be the next John Barnes
killed it dead, spun inside the Argentinean geniuses can’t be arsed sometimes.
and he never did his science homework so
fullback as if he didn’t exist, and jabbed an
why should you?
unstoppable shot past a helpless Goa. To a
Around your mid-teens you’re a little more man, the four of us inside that tiny flat rose David Mitchell.
worldly-wise. But despite all the evidence to our feet and roared, the hopelessness
to the contrary - in my case a lack of any of our collective situation momentarily
noticeable talent - you still dream, by now irrelevant. It was a moment of pure genius
in hope more than genuine belief. Ryan that made you feel privileged to be alive to
Giggs had burst onto the scene and was see it.
terrorising defences up and down the
country, but he was 19. Three years older back to contents page
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