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Meet three or more registered users

Xavier wears demure business casual

You have no idea how to tie a Windsor knot

Dismiss MRM school in the least arrogant way possible

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Monkey runs cross-country regressions yet rants about the lack of rigor in polisci

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Interview more than 50 candidates

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Economist brings up sedevacantism in conversation

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Deduce c7a1 or ELs identity

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HET paper prepared in Microsoft Word

JMCs suit easily two sizes too large

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JMC brought his or her own projector

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Dance Dance Dance

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Spurn JMPs central result as just a xed point theorem, bro

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Kevin Murphy without a baseball cap

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Sally overbooked, but youll try anything once

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Audience member exclaims, oh, what a scholar

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Economist brings up sedevacantism in conversation

Jim threatens to sue

David Card signs your Bingo card

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Good Bruno

Jim threatens to sue

JMCs suit easily two sizes too large

Ask Penn State grad student for campus tour

Discuss Topkiss theorem with nonStanford Ph.D

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Pomegranates

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Presenter does not actually know what natural experiment means

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Fiekers lures you into a trap

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Venture west of the Schuylkill River

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Rainfall used as an IV

Bad Bruno

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