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Teacher to Bunty:
How old is your father?
Bunty:As old as I am
Teacher: How is that
possible?
Bunty: He became father
only after I was born.
There was a lover
who said that he would go
through hell for her.
They got married-now
he is going through hell !!
A Husband:
There are only two things
about me that my wife
doesn’t care about-
(i)Everything I say and
(ii)Everything I do.
Angrez-Hamare yahan
80% shaadiyan
e-mail se hoti hain
Bunty- Kamaal hai!
hamare yahan
100% shaadiyan
female se hoti hain
I'll take bricks and write
"I MISS U" on them
and throw it on your head
to make u feel,
how much it pains
when "I MISS U"
Cultural difference
between USA & India
In USA u can kiss at any
public place but
can’t do SUSU.
In India u can SUSU
at any public place
but can’t do KISS
Difference between
good girls & bad girls
Good girls open a
few buttons in
hot atmosphere, but
Bad girls open all buttons
to make the
atmosphere hot!
For a Pepsi-
Shahrukh Khan,
4 a Fanta-
Rani Mukherjee,
4 a Coke- Aamir Khan,
4 a Thumps up-
Salman Khan,
Chinta mat kar Yaar
Kanche Waali bottle teri
The boy fell in love with
a girl at
second sight
because in first sight
he didnt know that
she was very rich
What is the
thinnest book in the
world?
What Men know
about Women
How Dogs and Women
are alike
Neither believe that
silence is golden
Neither can balance
a checkbook
Both put too much value
on kissing
One out of
four people is a Chinese
if your father,
your mother and
your brother are not
Chinese it must be you
This cat,is cat,a cat
good cat, way cat,
to cat, keep cat, a cat,
idiot cat, busy cat,
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it all without the
word cat!
Why do u think
I scrap u?
Is it because I care?
Or I miss u?
Or I love u ?
Or I need you?
No! its becoz
I need a person for just
TIME PASS
END
Dear Reader,
This scraps are collected from orkut web.
Thanks,
Balaji