SlobbaKnockin XIII: Week 13 Wrap Up

Stick that in your Cornucopia and Smoke it!!: R-G3PJOE (148.3) def Fricken Hell Yeahs (147.8) You Go Back, Jack, Do It Again!!: From Worst To First (207.8) def Gronk IfU Luv BigTDs(159.5) The Kaeptain & the Heel!!: Kaeptain Crunchtime (227.5) def Cam NWO (139) Who the Phuck is this A$$hole!!: Ahh Phuck (188.3) def Powell! Right In the Kisser! (181.3) The Tallest Midget!!: Team 1,2,3,.5 (200) def Dirty Randy (182)

***Game of the Week*** Decked in the Mouth!! : Wubbzy ! (213.5) def medlock 1585 (160.5)
I realize this wasnt a crazy competitive game but I must take the time to celebrate Wongs first Playoff berth. So Congrats. Wong received some major performances from Russell Wilson (41) and AD (27) but my Man of the Match is the incomparable Eric Decker (60.5) more on him later. As for Medlock this th season you put up 2224.5 points which was 4 in the league. However, you were not able to turn all those points into enough Ws and thats the real name of the game. In the end Wong did you in this week ending your playoff hopes.

Best Player: It was only a matter of time until Eric Decker (60.5) had a monster performance. But 8
catches 174 yard and 4 TD' is just ridiculous. Its truly a once in a lifetime performance for the Deck and was more than enough to propel Wong into the playoffs. Honorable Mention: Can never get enough Josh Gordon (56) here as he now has two 200 yard performances in a row. NO ONE in the history of the NFL has ever done that before at the WR position. Outstanding!!

Most Surprising Performance: Alshon Jeffery (56) is having quite the breakout season this year.
The reason this performance is so surprising is that it was done with backup QB Josh McCown (26.8) at the helm. With the Bears trying to find a way into the playoffs we may have a QB controversy in the windy city.

Guttsiest Play of the Week: DeMarco Murray (38) has really been swabbing the poop deck this
season. He hadnt reached the 30 point mark since week 3 and in the Cowboys pass happy offense it didnt look like the production was there. In come the abysmal Raiders who tend to make everyone look good. Murrays 3 TDs were a huge boost for Dan and have him as the 3 seed in the playoffs.

Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda:
Me: RG3 (20.5) > Andy Luck (5.3) The Colts offense just looks bad these days. Id like to say Im gonna ride RG3 through the playoffs but both these guys are not really inspiring confidence at this time. Decisions Decisions!!

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Carter: BJGE (16) > PT Bruiser (6) Every fraction of a point counted in our matchup which is why this matters. You already had a playoff spot locked up but the loss drops you to sixth place and into a playoff showdown with the 3 seed Dan M. Jameet: So youve claimed the first place crown and the $80 that goes along with it. You literally went From Worst To First as your team name has transformed from a Question to a Statement. Now its time to finish the job. Enjoy the bye but be weary of a playoff letdown. Dr Joey Ds prescription: Start looking hard at those Week 15 matchups. Sean: So ya didnt get the $80 and first place crown. There sure is a lot more money to be won and thats what matters. Enjoy the week off Im sure youll be burning through that Bond 50 Box set. Yesh!! Dan M: Gotta love those win and get in scenarios. Heck you scored enough points this week to leap frog nd me for first place. Now you face Carter who is a very tough 6 seed as he scored the 2 most points in the league. Frank: DeAngelo Williams (DNP) Oh Frank I feel for ya buddy. I am very confuzzled about why you didnt switch DWill out here. He was highly questionable all week and would not have been a good play even if he had suited up. Nevertheless no FA pickup would have helped you beat Dan this week anyways. Now if you make the effort to set your lineups the rest of the way you could do some damage in the $30 Consolation bracket. Joes obvious statement of the week: Try to win when you have a chance to make the playoffs. Weber: See what happens when youre in the country to set a lineup. Too bad its too little too late for a playoff berth. Nevertheless give it your all the rest of the way and you could win some $$ back. You also still hold the Prop $60 crown. This prop runs through the playoffs though so its not a done deal yet. Voege: When the season started theres no way I could have seen you finish in 9 place but when it rains it pours. No reason to fret I know youll go balls to the wall for the Consolation and try to salvage something from this shipwrecked season. Kinan: An impressive W to finish the season. Plus the Eagles are on quite a roll winning 4 games in a row with a real shot at the NFC East division crown. So at least real football is keeping your spirits up. Gus: Figures Roddy White (26) waited till now to give you some semblance of production. Maybe he and the newly active Montee Ball (14.5) can help you down the stretch. Win that consolation and youll follow up last years Chip with some more winnings. Then I might have to start calling you the Queen of Lower Chelsea!! (Folks thats what you call crow barring something in.) Playoff Bracket breakdown: For the Playoffs our top 2 teams receive Byes. The first round is 3v6 and 4v5. The second round will be reseeded so that the 1 seed plays the lowest ranked playoff team remaining and the 2 seed plays the highest. If there are any ties (God Forbid) the team with the most points in the regular season/playoffs combined will be the winner.
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$30 Consolation Bracket breakdown: Round 1 - Top 4 Teams advance based on points scored. Matchups don't matter only point output for that week. Round 2 - Seeds are awarded based on Round 1 Total Points and matchups are as followed: #1 v #4 and #2 v #3. Winners advance to Consolation Championship Round. Round 3 (Consolation Championship) - Winner gets $30.

Payouts: 1st - $700 2nd - $250 3rd Place Game Winner - $80 Reg Season Winner - $80 Prop (Most points in one week) - $60 Consolation Bracket Winner - $30

Closing Comments:
Its been a magical season with you all and I thank you for bringing the competition that fuels this league. Obviously there is a ton of money to be won so from here on out every matchup is important. The real competition is obviously the Playoff Bracket which will see The Last of Us battle it out for the $700 Grand Prize. But I want to once again remind everyone not in the playoffs that there are still other Props to make $$ off of. Thats the beauty of this league. Youre never really out of it. Good luck the rest of the way and may the best team win!!! Thats how we wrap it up feel free to post any comments, ideas for categories or trophies on the league page or facebook group. Here are the final results of my regular season picks: Week 13 Results: 2-3 OVR: 37-28 Decent Regular Season On to the Playoffs!!

>> **Prop $60: Highest Points scored in any One Week - $60.** Our current leader is: Weber (Ahh Phuck) with 269.3 in Week 1.