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FADE IN INT. CLASSROOM. NOON. A ticking noise from a CLOCK is heard. PETE a small boy who is extremely thin. He is wearing COKE BOTTLE RIMMED GLASSES, a CALCULATOR WATCH, a RED POLO, and DARK JEANS. He is looking at the clock anxiously, fidgeting with his PEN. ANGLE- Feet shaking. Pull out to Petes face, which is sweating. The TEACHER is talking but the dialogue is muffled and unclear. Pete can hear the clock TICKING loudly, with him tapping his PEN to create a rhythm along with the ticking. A BELL RINGS. Other students stand up and EXIT CLASSROOM in a hurry, but Pete takes his time. He looks at his teacher, who looks back at him and shakes her head. Pete eventually EXITS. INT. HALLWAY INTO CAFETERIA. Continuous. Pete sneaks in to the cafeteria. He is shaking slightly with his eyes quickly darting from side to side. Each step is taken with caution so that no one else sees him entering. As Pete gets one step into the CROWDED cafeteria, ENTER BILLY. Billy sneaks behind Pete and pulls Petes pants down. ANGLE-LEGS WITH PANTS DOWN, revealing WHITE PIN-STRIPED BOXERS. TITLE IN BETWEEN LEGS. Students LAUGH and CHANT a taunting cheer. STUDENTS Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! MONTAGE BEGINS INT. CAFETERIA. DIFFERENT DAY. NOON. ANGLE- LIGHT COLORED JEANS are pulled down to reveal bare legs and RED BOXERS. INT. CAFETERIA. DIFFERENT DAY. NOON. ANGLE- DARK COLORED JEANS are pulled down to reveal bare legs and NAVY BOXERS with a SPACESHIP PATTERN. INT. CAFETERIA. DIFFERENT DAY. NOON. ANGLE- WINDBREAKER PANTS are pulled down to reveal bare legs and WHITE BRIEFS.
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INT. CAFETERIA. DIFFERENT DAY. NOON. ANGLE- LIGHT COLORED JEANS are pulled down to reveal bare legs and WHITE AND RED POLKA DOTTED BOXERS. INT. CAFETERIA. DIFFERENT DAY. NOON. ANGLE- KHAKIS are pulled down to reveal bare legs and YELLOW SMILEY FACE BOXERS. MONTAGE ENDS Title Card says Six Months Earlier INT. CAFETERIA. A younger looking Pete is smiling, looking for a place to sit in the CAFETERIA. He is waving and giving high fives to his peers. Pete spots a seat open near an ATTRACTIVE GIRL. He walks over and is TRIPPED by Billy, causing his pants to fall down. ANGLE- Petes face. Sounds of people SNIKERING and commenting that he is NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR can be heard. INT. BEDROOM. Morning. Pete wakes up from a flashback dream panicked, covered in sweat, and short of breath. MEG, a slightly older looking female with frizzy hair, dark jeans, and a tee with a witty catchphrase on it, throws Petes BACKPACK onto the BED, which Pete is sleeping in. MEG Get up, loser! The bus comes in 20 minutes! Pete walks over to the DRESSER DRAWER and pulls out ANGLE- BLACK SUSPENDERS in Petes hand. INT. HALLWAY INTO CAFETERIA. Pete is walking in to the cafeteria in STRAIGHT LEGGED JEANS and wearing the suspenders. He has a smirk on his face with a pep in his step. Billy sneaks up behind him and snaps his suspenders off his shoulders in order to pull pants down. ANGLELEGS WITH PANTS DOWN, revealing PLAID BOXERS. The CHANT done by the students previously can be heard.

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STUDENTS Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! The smile is no longer on Petes face. INT. BEDROOM. Morning. Meg throws BACKPACK onto the BED again. Pete groggily walks over to the DRESSER DRAWER and pulls out ANGLE- PAIR OF OVERALLS in Petes hand. INT. HALLWAY. Morning. Pete walks towards the GYMNASIUM LOCKER ROOM wearing his pair of OVERALLS. Pete then opens the DOOR to the LOCKER ROOM and EXITS. INT. LOCKER ROOM. Continuous. Pete is changing into NAVY SWEATPANTS AND TEE with a SCHOOL LOGO ON THE TEE, puts OVERALLS into a LOCKER and EXITS. Billy ENTERS, opens up Petes locker and steals the pair of overalls. Billy is laughing as he EXITS. INT. LOCKER ROOM. One hour later. Pete ENTERS and is unable to find his overalls. Pete sighs and exits locker room still wearing GYM CLOTHES. INT. HALLWAY INTO CAFETERIA. Pete attempts to sneak into the CAFETERIA without being spotted. Billy catches him and pulls his GYM PANTS down, revealing BLUE PIN STRIPED BOXERS. STUDENTS Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed!

INT. BEDROOM. Morning. MEG throws a BACKPACK onto the BED that Pete is sleeping in. Pete slowly gets out of bed and walks over to the DRAWER and pulls out ANGLE- ZIP TIES in Petes hand.
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INT. HALLWAY INTO CAFETERIA. Pete walks in with ANGLE- Pants pulled all the way up is waist and is held up with a zip-tie through the belt loops. Pull out to show Pete walking into the CAFETERIA with the Billy behind him. Billy then pulls out a pair of SISSORS and cuts the zip-tie off. PANTS fall down without hesitation. ANGLE- LEGS WITH PANTS DOWN, revealing MAROON BOXER-BRIEFS. STUDENTS Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! Pete got pantsed! INT. BEDROOM. Morning Meg throws BACKPACK onto the BED that Peter is sleeping in. Pete sits up and throws the BACKPACK back with RAGE. Meg sits down on the end of the BED. MEG Did I ever tell you about when I was teased in middle school? Pete glares at Meg with a look that expresses confusion. MEG Everyone gets bullied at least once in their life! It all started in 8th grade, so I must have been getting out of my Goth phase FLASHBACK INT. HALLWAY OF SCHOOL. A younger Meg is WALKING DOWN THE HALL, wearing large BAGGY PANTS, a BLACK TANK and multiple black JELLY BRACELETS. She is wearing BIG HEADPHONES, belting out and dancing to A TEENY BOPPER SONG. Meg dances into the CAFETERIA and gets bumped causing her HEADPHONES to FALL OFF. ANGLE- back of Megs head with no headphones on. Visual of EVERYONE STARING at her.

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CUT TO: INT. BACK IN THE BEDROOM. CURRENT TIME. PETE Then what did you do to stop them from messing with you? MEG I owned up to it. FLASHBACK INT. SCHOOL AUDITORIUM. Meg is singing THE SAME SONG on stage, in mocking form. The audience APPLAUSES. INT. BACK IN THE BEDROOM. CURRENT TIME. ANGLE- Pete has a SMILE back on his face. MEG I realized if I got in on the joke, they couldnt hurt me anymore. Meg smiles at Pete. Pause. She then shoves him in a friendly manner. MEG Now, if you ever throw the backpack at me again, Ill knock your teeth out. Pete walks over to his dresser draw cracked open, Pete picking out what to wear to school that day. ANGLE- Pete with a mischievous smile on his face. INT. HALLWAY INTO CAFETERIA. Pete walks a little more STIFF into the CAFETERIA. ANGLEPants get pulled down to reveal he is WEARING ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS. Billys face is confused. ANGLE- Petes pants get pulled down again, revealing ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS. There are some LAUGHS in the room, but the MAJORITY still some CHANTS.
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INT. BEDROOM. Morning. Meg throws BACKPACK onto Petes bed. Pete hops up and walks towards the drawer, grabbing his TRICK PEANUT JAR. INT. CAFETERIA ENTRYWAY. Pete walks in to the CAFETERIA with less caution. Billy sneaks behind Pete and Billy pulls down Petes pants. SPRING WORMS pop out of his pants. ANGLE- with pants around Petes ankles, with SPRING WORMS on the ground. More peers are laughing, but some kids are still CHANTING. INT. BEDROOM. Morning Meg throws BACKPACK onto Petes bed. Pete notices something FALLING OUT OF THE BACKPACK. ANGLE- He opens the backpack and SMILES. INT. CAFETERIA Pete walks in, ANGLE- Billy pulls down pants, to REVEAL the BILLYS FACE on the back of Petes boxers. Pete turns around to reveal the BILLYS FACE. ANGLE- the crowded CAFETERIA, everyone is laughing. CUT to the Billys face, he is not laughing. INT. Hallway. Morning. Pete is walking casually through the hallway, alone, HUMMING along to the SAME TUNE that Meg had been singing and dancing along to. Suddenly, Billy SLAMS Pete against one of the LOCKERS, holding Pete up by his collar. Pete is squirming underneath. BILLY Look, buddy. I know what youre doing. You think youre funny dont you? Some sort of comedian right? Im sorry to say, they arent laughing with you. Never have, never will. Im just trying to make sure that incident a few months ago doesnt happen again. Think of it as more of a public service. Youre just making it hard to do my job. You get in the way of my job, (Billy grabs tighter on the collar)

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BILLY (Continued) Ill make your life a living hell. (Billy lets go of Pete) BILLY (Continued) Got it? Billy walks away with a smirk on his face. From the side, Meg APPEARS after hiding in the corner. Meg looks at Pete with a similar smirk. MEG Got it. INT. CLASSROOM. NOON. A ticking noise from the CLOCK is heard. Pete is tapping his PEN on the desk, eager to get out of class. ANGLE- CLASSROOM CLOCK, the bell rings. Pete leaves the CLASSROOM with the other students. INT. CAFETERIA. View of Pete walking into the CAFETERIA, with the Billy walking behind. ANGLE- between Megs legs, she pulls down her own pants. PULL OUT: Little by Little, more students are pulling down their own pants. Billy grunts and tries to walk out the CAFETERIA, but he TRIPS pulling his pants down, revealing he is wearing PINK FEMALE UNDERWEAR WITH PALE PINK LACE ON THE ELASTIC. ANGLE- between his legs, everyone is laughing at him and cheers. Peter and Meg turn and walk out of the CAFETERIA arm in arm, ANGLE- both of their pants are down around their ankles. FADE OUT

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