FHS2001 - WEEK 10

Volume 1, Issue 1 November 2013

Airborne Rangers Win 5th Consecutive Game

Rangers 97.20 Steelers 66.54 The Airborne Rangers took it lightly on the leagues losing-est team this week but wasnt about to lie down and let them walk into the endzone like that mentally challenged kid in the youtube video. The Rangers were led by, who else, Peyton Manning, who hobbled around the field all day and still managed to throw 4 passing touchdowns. The Steelers Marshawn Lynch led the team with 20+ points and was voted Most Likely to be Auctioned off Before the Trading Deadline (this Friday) in order to earn back her 20 dollar donation to the league.

Tubthumpin!!! Wipes Ass with Vick and so does Philadelphia

Tubthumpin!!! 107.38 Vick in a Box 69.06 Michael Vick should be embarrassed by his performance in 2013, especially since his backup has thrown 8 touchdowns in the past two weeks. Vick in a Box should feel the same. This team has potential, but cant seem to get it together. Meanwhile, the Thumpers bounced back after losing in week 9 and continue to thump their chubs all over the competition.

Comeback Team of the Week: Polk Panthers

Panthers 102.48 Blow J. Simpson 67.08 The panthers must have took offense to the commishs ridicule last week they came back with a vengeanceand whipped up on BJ somethin good. Despite their lingering olfactory issues and their defense scoring -1.00 points, the panthers pulled even with Luck and BJ to fight for the last playoff spot. Man, if I had a nickel for every time I used those to words in the same sentenceWith any luck, Ill get a BJ sometime before Christmas. Or BJId be lucky to get off from getting my dick stuck between the couch cushions during an afternoon nap. I digressBoth teams are 4-6 on the sason.

Turd Smugglers Back in Action, Despite Losing QB

Smugglers 96.66 Forte OZ to Freedom 85.82 The Turd Smugglers were forced to play their backup QB this week, but managed to squeeze out a

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Turd Smugglers Back at it, Forced to Dump QB

Smugglers 96.66 Forte OZ to Freedom 85.82 The Turd Smugglers were forced to play their backup QB this week, but managed to squeeze out a nugget of a win and remain among the leagues best. Pierre Thomas led all RBs in points this week (16.60) and AJ Greenes prayers were answered by a tipped hail marry to send his team into overtime. The Forte OZ crew had only one 20+ point performance Calvin Johnson. Both teams are on pace for strong playoff performances.

Back in Luck? Perhaps Not the Case.

All Outta Luck 106.32 Big D Team 96.96 Big D gave yet another opponent a break this week, but Luck took advantage this time. While he was able to sneak away with a win against the Tubthumpers lask week without a QB, Big D regretted challenging Luck without a kicker in week 10. Speaking of kickers, how about Steven Hauschka? He led Lucks Losers with 23 points. Next in line was the teams defenseIf all this team has going for itself is its kicker and defense, nobody has anything to worry about. Big D capitalized on D. Thomas three touchdown receptions and 3 passing TDs from Mathew Stafford. Blahnothing exciting about either team here.

Peckers Rise Up, Tie for 3rd

Woodpecker 106.12 Trayvonstolemybike 92.64 Is Tony Romo an elite QB? Lets compare his performance this week to that of his opponent, Drew Brees. Romo: 128 yds, one TD. Brees: 392 yds, 4 TDs. Nuff said. Nonetheless, Woodpecker was able to pull of the W and jump back into 3rd place. Trayvon was led by Griffen3 (33.64) and Jarrett Boykin (15.20). The erectile ensemble was led by Brandon Marshall (29.40) and AP (20.70).

Week 11 Rankings:
1. Airborne Rangers (9-1) 2. Tumthumpin!!! (7-3) 3. Woodpecker (6-4) 4. Turd Smugglers (6-4) 5. Trayvonstolemybike (6-4) 6. Forte OZ to Freedom (5-5) 7. All Outta Luck (4-6) 8. Polk Panthers (4-6) 9. Blow J. Simpson (4-6) 10. Vick in a Box (4-6) 11. Big D Team (3-7) 12. Steelers (2-8)

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